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angelthemanspanker · 2 months

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how does it always take him like eight seconds to get here. who hears "my boyfriend is naked out of necessity so we have towels up for privacy" and says "oh don't cover his naked body on my account I am ready and willing to see it. I'm not thinking about touching him btw. if you were wondering"

#look there is a very specific kinda guy who is passionate about being cool with his guy friends schlongs being out #a 'no girls no boundaries' type dude wants his homies to explore him so bad #xander harris #willow rosenberg #oz osbourne #buffy the vampire slayer #xandoz #was literally just watching those scenes for how tight his shirt was bc that episode sucks #i like counsellor moseby tho

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ejunkiet · 2 months

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i've joined a subreddit for romance recs, and realised pretty quickly that my casual referencing of 'monster fucker' books needed to be tamed to 'monster loving' books oh my god although the fact I found a thread looking for yautja themed recs was promising

#ej adventures on reddit #look I love werewolves and vampires etc. but I also like turians and yautja and other cryptids that are very definitely not just #dudes with teeth and a possessive streak ahahahah #i will forget that reddit exists next week sksksk #but I *have* stuffed my old kindle with the max limit of KU books #...that kindle is now semi-permanently in airplane mode >:3 #tbd

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modmad · 6 months

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are you going to play/watch Baldur's Gate?

hhhh pretty sure my pc laptop would explode if I tried to (also I heard there's some pretty graphic gross in the cutscenes so im like :/ on watching it now...)

#like I do like me a bodyhorror but also im not super into squick #it looks very pretty and I know everyone simps the vampire dude #but yeah idk man prolly saving my beans for something else

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age-of-moonknight · 1 month

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“Soldier,” Vengeance of the Moon Knight (Vol. 2/2024), #3.

Writer: Jed MacKay; Penciler and Inker: Alessandro Cappuccio; Colorist: Rachelle Rosenberg; Letterer: Cory Petit

#Marvel #Marvel comics #Marvel 616 #Vengeance of the Moon Knight #Vengeance of the Moon Knight 2024 #Vengeance of the Moon Knight vol. 3 #latest release #Moon Knight #Soldier #that opening page is breath-taking (and perhaps in a literal sense for that dude getting whaled on)#/almost/ succeeded in distracting me from Soldier’s raging survivor’s guilt #but…oof #what really gets me about this issue (and I guess Soldier’s character in general) is how adamant he is about his willingness to die #and yet he continues to live #he didn’t get blown up in his introductory issue he got turned into a vampire and now he’s seemingly outlived Marc #it seems to be asking the question «yeah sure you’ll die for me but will you keep on living to continue my mission?»#which already gets me in the gut but also seems particularly impactful when it’s coming from Marc #considering how much he consistently felt like a dead man walking haunted by his past and alive only to somehow atone for that past #and I very much look forward to coming back to this issue if it’s ever revealed if this new Moon Knight is really Marc come back wrong #because Soldier spends so much of this issue insisting that the Moon Knight he would die for is dead #and it would make that first page wonderfully/terribly ironic #just the concept of the man you feel you should have died for still living but twisted into something unrecognizably despicable #maybe to the point where the man he was is functionally dead #that would be wild

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crown-and-stallion · 6 months

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Somebody needs to teach The Batman (2022) about zoonotic disease transmission.

I sure hope he and Alfred are rabies vaccinated and getting their titers checked yearly.

#the batman 2022 #the batman #battinson #living in a gross wet basement.....with BATS #do they have whitenose??? everything is covered in guano. i know it smells. what the hell my dude. AND alfred lets you do this?#WHY does the riddler have a live bat. where did he get it from. are YOU rabies vaccinated sir?? kind of looks like a vampire bat too. WHAT #putting rats in with the bats??? what kind of fancy new virus are you looking to cook up?#im so concerned about everything #guessing theyre big brown bats but like sir. the bats of New Jersey are not doing too hot. they dont need you disturbing them #my guys are getting histoplamosis and salmonella and yersiniosis

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nikatyler · 7 months

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me: whew a whole day of adulting tomorrow

me: ...

me: time to turn my simself into a vampire

#nika rambles #the vampire brainrot never ends babey #anyway i hate looking for a job dude just hire me i'm desperate and will do almost anything #and since i have a fear of not doing well i will likely do all in my power to be perfect #but that's not exactly what you can say at a job interview now can you #why can't i interview a vampire instead #i mean. well i'm the one being interviewed huh #i hate looking for jobs i hate being an adult i hate it i was not born for this i hate it i hate it #yes this is a childish tantrum to throw no i don't care gnight #we're forever my terrible 19 yo self on this blog ok #if you were there to actually witness and talk to my actual 19 yo self i'm sorry #but also she was pretty #you talked to a very pretty version of me. i miss her #ok idk what i'm talking about actually gnight now

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mt10lt20 · 2 months

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Crackposting: Ace Combat 6 - Goth Up & shippy stuff

Friend whose fandom hook is enemy-ships and vampirish things: "Try drawing the Strigon guy and his enemy dude, but make them like Castlevania hot." Challenge accepted?? + we had a good laugh.

TRYING to make them vampire-goth hot is not inaccurate right? It's canon that Ilya looks good but Talisman must be quite the looker himself, considering the shit their wingmen say. Confused wingmen under the cut. It's complicated™.

Toscha <<If he was serious enough and if i was a woman, I would fall for him myself.>> Wat??

Shamrock <<Talisman (wistfully), I don't know how to thank you... Maybe you can come over to my place for a drink when all of this is over (then hurriedly) iwantyoutomeetmywife!>> Sus??

<<I don't know how to say this but...(awkward pause) you're like part of my family.>> Okaay sure

Goddammit Toscha and Shamrock.

#ace combat #ace combat 6 #Ilya Pasternak #Talisman #Shamrock #Toscha #Shippy stuff #An attempt at #Vampire Goth #To friend what did you expect I have zero art training #Friend likes Trevor Alu #Might ship IlyaTali if only Tali had a face #Talking about Castlevania #HC Tali reminds me of Lenore #looks doll behaves nice but kindness is not weakness #sticks with a man who makes bad decisions #rather step into the sun than take out loans in the sky #and Ilya i miss that handsome dude #toscha obv has a crush

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tripthelightfandomtastic · 9 months

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Gurl why couldn't you be normal and just write fic?

#like why stalk them when you can create a whole fantasy world where no one gets hurt and you end up with him any way you want?!#way easier than looking through zillow and asking dudes in other bands for their information and addresses!#and they can be vampires!!#whats not to love?!#gvf #greta van fleet

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bee-does-things · 7 months

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So like I know the scene with Astarion where he reveals he’s a vampire and bites you is supposed to be hot and all. But my Tav just looked like he was dissociating the entire time and incredibly uncomfortable. Like he was instantly regretting his choice to let it happen but was like “well I mean I already said yes so what can I do?” I feel kinda bad for him not gonna lie.

#like he was all very 🫨😬🙁😐😶🫥🫥🫥#dude did not want to be where he was experiencing what he was experiencing #he looked so fucking uncomfortable and sad throughout the scene and now I feel bad for letting that happen #I know there wasn’t supposed to be an undercurrent of SA to that scene. but yeah with the expressions my dude was making #that’s how I read it not gonna lie #doesn’t help that my Tav is based on my dnd character #who has a lot of themes of exploitation and being used in his backstory #his mom essentially groomed him to fit a destiny decided by her mother and then kept him in the dark about everything #his ex-husband told him he was only using him for sex and didn’t actually love him #an old friend of his turned out to just be using him to help him accomplish his own goals and didn’t actually care about him at all.#dude has been through a lot and I’m not gonna lie #I don’t think he’d handle being used as a living caprisun and being emotionally manipulated by a vampire very well #baldurs gate gale #baldur’s gate 3 #astarion #my tav

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jacqcrisis · 2 months

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Ronan's standing there, watching this, glad there's a pause on the whole sex thing cause otherwise Astarion wasn't making it out this room unravished, the other party members be damned.

#ronan: hes not allowed to become a powerful evil ascended vampire #also ronan: he can be a little evil. as a treat #gale getting whacked by the ole tail when astarion starts throwing his weight around #ronans just a big fan of when his twink does a stab or a murder or a violence in general #also it took me a HALF HOUR to get this vutscene #cause every time i came up to these two they poofed #turns out if you have the glowing sun mace set to UV light #these two will just vanish if you approach #and you dont get to talk to them #i had to look it up like what the fuck what i doing wrong #had to turn my macelight to off #also ronan did tell astarion to let the dude go and also call him out on his bullshit #immediately after they left #i wonder what halsin and gale thought about all this #anyways #bg3

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strawberri-draws · 11 months

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Currently obsessed with my vampire dad and his feral adopted werewolf son <3

#my art #OCs #oc art #vampire #werewolf #strawberridraws #technically designed these fellas for a portfolio thingy #but I fell in love ‼️#basically vamp dude is like #classic vampire tm #big castle drains your blood the works #but this werewolf child is driven out of town and as a last resort shows up in the woods near his castle #and he’s about to eat him but then notices how starving he looks #so obviously he takes him home to like fatten him up first (not because he looks cold!! shut up!!!)#and finds out later about the werewolf thing when he sneezes and his ears pop up lmao #so then it’s a period of time of just #vampire being a Good Parent and lying to himself about how this is all totally just to make sure he has plenty of blood to drain eventually #and werewolf kid takes one look at this pathetic Father who actually gives him edible food (read: raw meat)#and is like oh I can’t not prank this man #but they end up having a loving relationship #eventually the village even comes around after enough pta meetings with vampire sitting ominously in the back #and then getting an anonymous donation of ten pounds of gold to the arts program later #and vampire dude falls in love with his sons teacher #and JWNFNEKSK THEM

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bigbuffelves · 5 months

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no offense but I'm not even attracted to Astarion like that so it gets really annoying how the devs basically force him onto you lol

edit: I'm not gonna just not recruit Astarion I am actively going to kill him now because people are mad about this post

#idk if I'll even bother to finish my current save or if I'll just reroll soI can not recruit him #I wnt to make room for the other companions to actually have their scenes and dialogue #the game legit prioritises Astarion and it gets so annoying #I've taken him into my party like twice but the game still revolves around him #he's not even that hot man he looks sick to me X_XX #whic yeah he's a vampire so that checks out #but I am not into rude skinny dudes who look like they've been skipping their insulin shots #it is just not for me

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literallyneurodivergentandaminor · 10 months

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urge to make the most self indulgent au i have ever made which would almost border on wattpat level of self insert aus and it would be of my fav vocaloids. and also me. because i can. i need to actually write soem kinda fanfic about this cause the idea is already in my head and i did some silly doodles but i must do it proper. if we going in cringe territorry might as well do it RIGHT yknow? anyway who in this with me?

#the basic idea is that this fucking dude. buys old ass katana at an auction cause it looks cool but uhh actually its some magic thing #and the next day this GUY pops up kinda like fi mastersword legend of zelda but its vy2 vocaloid because i can #and hey actually this dude hasnt been conscious since like what the 13th century??? thats like 8 centuries ago.#and then idk gay shit also happens #and also what if kyo also enters the plot cause i love that dude and idk bros some demon or vampire or sumn like that #and then uhhh fight??? between the two?? at 2 am cause kyo entered thru the window.#and then idk thats all i was thinking #like i TOLD you this shit is wattpad levels of self indulgent cringe

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helmofhades · 1 month

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there were a lot of things my dad really should not have let me watch as a child....

#baro.txt #he let me watch ninja scroll... vampire hunter d (both movies) hellboy... blade...#not like any of these are bad its just #maybe an 8 year old shouldnt be watching gore Dad #MAYBE AN 8 YEAR OLD SHOULDNT BE WATCHING P3-13 AND R RATED MOVIES OH MY GOD I JUST LOOKED THEM ALL UP DUDE COME ON #I GET YOU WERE A SINGLE FATHER IN YOUR 30S BUT COME ON #WHY DID YOU LET YOUR CHILD WATCH THE FUCKING NINJA SCROLL RAPE SCENE #no i know its cause you would fucking fall asleep ten minutes in thats why

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panicsimss · 1 year

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a vampire guy named Hudson

#hes just some dude who unfortunately got turned so he's justs struggling with the whole new vampire thing #but hey his life was pretty mundane so maybe it wont be so bad and spice things up #to me he looks like a mechanic or store clerk or soemthing #late shift gone WRONG #anyway #ts4 #the sims 4 #sims 4 #ts4 simblr #simblr #the sims #ts4 screenshots #sims 4 screenshots #sims screenshots #my sims

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