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#Dr. Smiley
Creepypasta Incorrect Quotes Pt. 3
(Y/N): Wait, you kill people for money?!
Jane: I can explain!
(Y/N): And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!
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BEN: *screams*
Jeff: *screams louder to establish dominance*
Liu: Should we do something?
(Y/N): No, I want to see who wins.
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(Y/N): Hey, It's your turn to wash dishes.
EJ: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD
(Y/N): 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?
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Jane @ Kate: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Clockwork: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
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(Y/N): Okay, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea. Toby's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
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Dr. Smiley: I'm gonna need a human skull and and I can't have you ask any questions why
EJ: Only if you also don't ask why
EJ: *pulls out seven pristine skulls* Take your pick
Dr. Smiley:
EJ:
Dr. Smiley: This one is fine
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(Y/N): Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Toby: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years
Masky: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Hoodie: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Kate: My moral code, is that you?
(Y/N):
(Y/N): I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me, but do you guys need a hug?
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dragon-chica · 1 year
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Goldilocks and the Creeps
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Fandom: Creepypasta, specifically the old x reader interpretations.
Tendency to write one of these for random fandoms when I have trouble napping
You need a place to sleep, here's a pros and cons list you're tried.
Masky: Has no problem with you sleeping in his bed -he's the problem. Too tired to care about getting changed he flops into bed, on top of his covers still dressed in his jeans and doesn't even bother to kick off his boots. Asleep in minutes and sounds like he's sawing logs. You take his extra pillow to sandwich out the sound.
Bloody Painter: His room retains the coppery scent from old paintings hung on his walls, but his otherwise tidy and welcoming, not a big cuddler and might take the opportunity to paint you after you've gotten comfortable and fallen asleep. Not a bad choice.
Liu/Sully: Liu is wonderful, very respectful and a little shy if you want to snuggle. Quiet and sleeps on his side, has a cozy comforter. Sully just wants to fuck and will wake you up to ask once Liu's asleep.
Eyeless Jack: Seems great, comfy enough bed, doesn't snore, will keep to himself or hold you if you prefer. You can easily ignore that deep intake of breath when his nose is at your nape. All's good until you wake up to him licking you like he's taste-testing if you're done.
Hoodie: Sure you can sleep in his room, but it's so sparsely decorated like a cheap motel room and he sits on the edge of his dresser filming you. He's not being particularly weird about it, normal and chill if you talk to him.
Sally: Offers to share her bed when she hears you need somewhere to sleep! An offer too sweet to turn down, but her pink princess children's bed is too small for you both and you end up the rest of the night on the couch, but thank her with pancakes in the morning.
Dr. Smiley: You were exhausted of everyone else and went down to sleep on his vacant operating table, dragging your pillow and fuzzy blanket along. All was well until he arrives home with a new victim screaming in tow.
Puppeteer: Not the most welcoming but you push past him and flop onto his bed. Will trace little lines down your shoulders and arms while you sleep trying not to wake you, may subtle turn you towards him with his strings to see if you'll cuddle him.
Laughing Jack: Super cuddly and comfy! wraps his arms around you multiple times and just envelops you in warmth and he's soft like felt, great night until you get really fucked up dreams. Can't untangle yourself then either.
Jason the Toymaker: His bed is covered in stuffed toys he has made and he is very comfy to hold/be held by. Doesn't sleep much so if you wake up his bright green eyes illuminate looking down at you, but that doesn't disturb your sleep. Similar freaky dreams again though.
Ticci Toby: Great cuddle buddy, little spoon, cozy to snuggle against. Until you wake up with a bloody nose from his elbow and he's still snoring away.
Slenderman: Does he sleep? Might just 'stare' at you for asking if you can sleep in his bed, without an answer you're not sure if he's mocking you or bewildered by the question, too tired you just try the next one. Maybe Smile Dog's bed is empty.
BEN DROWNED: Very high on the list, just take an eye mask and noise canceling headphones, have his bed to yourself while he games. Plus if you sleep-grab him to cuddle he'll just freeze up at let you. No body heat tho and his room smells like doritos and moutain dew.
Jeff the Killer: Sleeps like he is dead, does not move a muscle, such quiet breathing, not bad if you don't mind the feeling there's a corpse next to you. But if he forgets to put his eye-mask on you turn over and see his eyes flickering back and forth at crazy speeds.
Jane the Killer: She prefers her space but might let you out of pity seeing those eye bags and hearing your issues. Gives you a face mask before bed and it's a proper sleepover until you pass out. Wants to talk pros and cons (you're giving her this list) of everyone later.
Kagekao: 10/10, finally no issues. You two get drunk and chat before bed and you peacefully pass out in a good mood. Lets you sleep in his bed whenever.
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ruexvn · 2 months
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𝚃�� 𝚋𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘𝚐𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚒𝚎. 𝙽𝚘 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚊 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚐 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚎, 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚌𝚊𝚗. 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝚍𝚘𝚐𝚜 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚔 𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚍: "𝙰𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜"
"𝚠𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚢....𝚠𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚢....𝚑𝚖𝚖𝚖 𝚑𝚖 𝚑𝚖𝚖𝚖𝚖"
𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚓𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚜𝚕𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚎𝚝. 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎...𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜
"𝚠𝚑𝚊?....𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚌𝚔𝚞𝚙 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚎..."
𝚆𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚠𝚗𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚛𝚞𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎.
𝙱𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚜.
𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚊𝚒𝚕.
"𝚘𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚔𝚎? 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢!"
𝙷𝚎 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚜 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝚝𝚘𝚘𝚕𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞. 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗 𝚞𝚗𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚛 𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚡𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚐𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞.
"𝚙𝚑𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚍....𝚜𝚘 𝚗𝚘"
"𝚗𝚘?....𝚜𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚙𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚙?...𝚒 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚜𝚒𝚌𝚔..."
"𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚒𝚌𝚔"
"𝚗𝚘 𝚒𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚝, 𝚒 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚜𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚙𝚑𝚢𝚜𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚌𝚔𝚞𝚙"
"𝚒 𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎...𝚒𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞"
"𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝?"
"𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝"
"𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜?...."
"𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎. 𝚑𝚖𝚖 𝚖𝚖 𝚑𝚖𝚖𝚖"
𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚛 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚒𝚝 𝚞𝚙 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚢, 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘 𝚜𝚘? 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚋𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚜𝚝. 𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚜. 𝙰𝚗𝚔𝚕𝚎𝚜.
𝙶𝚕𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚋 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚜, 𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚜 𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗 𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚜
"𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚜𝚘 𝚏𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚢...."
𝙷𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊 𝚜𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚎
"𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚐𝚘, 𝚒 𝚐𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚊 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚎...𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚙𝚒𝚕𝚕.."
𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚏𝚏 𝚖𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝚋𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚕𝚎. 𝙸𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚘𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚏𝚎𝚊𝚛.
"𝙸𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢"
𝙷𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚜 𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚋𝚢 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚢𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝙳𝚛. 𝚂𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚢 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚏 𝚠𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚜?
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𝙷𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚜 𝚊 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚛𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚢, 𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚍𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜. 𝙰 𝚍𝚘𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚕𝚕, 𝚑𝚎 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎𝚜.
"𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚘𝚔? 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚑𝚞𝚛𝚝 𝚊 𝚋𝚒𝚝.", 𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚜
𝙷𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚔 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚎𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚜𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚝, 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚗𝚝 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞. 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜
"𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚢? 𝚗𝚘....𝚗𝚘 𝚒 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚢...."
𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚜 𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚠𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚌𝚑. 𝙶𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚘𝚏𝚝 𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚗.
𝙸𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞.
𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚢, 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚏𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚊𝚒𝚗, 𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚜
"𝙾𝚑 𝚗𝚘!! 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐!", 𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚜 𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚞𝚝𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚜
𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚒𝚗 𝚙𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗, 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚛𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎
"𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙿 𝙼𝙴 𝚂𝙾𝙼𝙴𝙾𝙽𝙴𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝙸 𝙳𝙾𝙽𝚃 𝚆𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙰 𝙳𝙸𝙴"
"𝙸𝚖 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚒 𝚊𝚖!"
"𝙸𝚃𝙷𝚄𝚁𝚃𝚂 𝚂𝚃𝙾𝙿 𝚂𝚃𝙾𝙿 𝙳𝙾𝙲𝚃𝙾𝚁" "𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙸𝚂𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝙸𝚂 𝚂𝙿𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙵𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙴𝚁! 𝙻𝙴𝚃 𝙼𝙴 𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙻 𝚈𝙾𝚄"
𝙷𝚎 𝚜𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚜, 𝚖𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝚙𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚜𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝. 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚔 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚍,𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚝. 𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚜 𝚐𝚘 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗. 𝙳𝚛, 𝚂𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚢 𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚝 𝚊 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚜𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚎𝚣𝚎𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚜. 𝙷𝚎 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚓𝚊𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚝, 𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚘𝚘𝚕𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚜 𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚜. 𝙷𝚎 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚊 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚙𝚋𝚘𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚌𝚔𝚜 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎, 𝚊 𝚜𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗.
"𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚎"
* ੈ✩‧₊˚* ੈ✩‧₊* ੈ✩‧₊˚* ੈ✩‧₊* ੈ✩‧₊˚* ੈ✩‧₊* ੈ✩‧₊˚* ੈ
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wyverber · 2 years
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Imma just let that slip-
Pussy eater for ur Pleasure:
Ben/Jason/Tim/Nina/Kate/Trenderman/Helen
Eats pussy for their own pleasure:
Jeff/Jane/Brian/Offender/Splendor/Eyeless jack
Never ate Pussy before:
(But wants to try it)
Slender/ Dr. Smiley
(I'm gonna do one with Blow jobs next-)
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d33zn33tz · 2 years
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Creepypasta + Marble Hornets as random shit I've heard people say/do
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Jeff: "I've got this, guys, trust." *proceeds to completely miss the ball*
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Toby: "That is one long schlong"
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Ben: "If I just cry at you, will you move?"
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Smiley: "They won't survive programmed death"
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Ben: "Insects have societies, do you think they have a Joker?"
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EJ: "I need the meat in my mouth ASAP"
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Jeff: "The Autism. It does wonders"
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Ben: "God Damnit, I should become Jesus!"
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LJ: "Haha, jokes on you, I'm tall and obnoxious"
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Toby: "I'm just gonna sit here and sluttily eat pizza"
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Brian: "So, I read an article-"
Tim: "Holy Shit, you can read!?"
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Ben: *Playing a video game*"OMG, YOU'RE FATHERLESS, I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE!" *deep breath* "I don't rage you guys."
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EJ: "I can't see shit, but I'll allow it"
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LJ: "why are you still crawling around? You're dead."
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Toby: *singing* "Me and my husband, we're doing better"
Tim: "I can't believe you just started mitski-ing at me"
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EJ: "It's supposed to change to purple. If it doesn't change colour, it's a negative"
Jeff: "What if it changed to a different colour?"
EJ: "Then that would be concerning."
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creepypasta65 · 2 years
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What the creeps do when they see a spider
Kills it: 
Dr.Smiley, Clockwork and Jeff
Burns the spider along with the mansion:
Ben 
 Be friends with it: 
Toby, Cody and Nina  
Takes it outside: 
Masky, Hoodie, Slenderman, Jane, Bloody Painter and Liu
Eats it: 
Kate, Eyeless Jack and Laughing Jack
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belladonnavtamie10 · 1 year
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After sitting in my old sketch book for nearly 8 years, I found this by accident while cleaning my room.
I drew them until they filled the page...I might redraw them again in the future...
Sheesh, 14 year old me didn't even hold back drawing them.
(Note: I forgot the names of the others...but I swear I know all of them...I don't know why I also added Dark Link as a creepypasta, considering that he is very much canon in the LoZ franchise.)
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Creepypasta Allegiance HCs because I'm board and feel like exposing you all to my ramblings
Slenderman:
All of his family, obviously. Though they don't really do anything other than cheer him on and sometimes helping him with mundane tasks
Most of the proxies. Obviously he mind controls them and influences them to be loyal but Tim and Brian are a bit better at resisting him than the average person so their loyalty isn't guaranteed
Candypop and Seed Eater have been with Slenderman for the past 400-ish years, both are pretty loyal and are treated pretty well. Honestly they're the of the most loyal of all the non proxies
Jeff The Killer got picked up by Slenderman to be used as a proxy shortly after The Incident. Unfortunately Jeff is completely immune to Slender's control and Toby got attached. Now Jeff lives in the mansion and will sometimes do things for Slender considering Jeff knows that without his protection he'd probably be in jail and he is somewhat grateful to Slenderman for taking him in
Liu, Jane, Nina, Clockwork and most other human killers are loyal for the same reason. Slenderman lets them live there even though he can't control them but they still do things from time to time considering without him they'd either be dead or in prison
Eyeless Jack and Dr. Smiley were specifically recruited to be doctors. Their loyalty is iffy. As demons they can't be controlled by Slenderman and both of them are fully capable of disappearing into the woods and living of the grid if they need to, and the only reason the agreed to join was for extra protection (Smiley isn't a very strong demon, but EJ in his true form can physically overpower most things) and while they are treated with the same respect as Seed Eater and Candypop, they both have very strong bonds with the humans and any mistreatment towards them tends to rub EJ and Smiley the wrong way. Not to mention EJ is especially nosy and won't allow his proxy friends to risk their lives when they don't know what their end goal is
(Spoiler alert, Slenderman's end goal is to get strong enough to beat the shit out of Zalgo because they have beef and Slenderman feeds off human fear and suffering, so he pretty much needs proxies to harass people for him)
Bloody Painter is a really weird case. He was originally with Trenderman but switched to Slender because he likes the masnion atmosphere more and thought he'd fit in with the killer crowd a bit more
Laughing Jack and Jason The Toy Maker both joined together and LJ has is in a Candypop situation where he joined as a supernatural entity working under Slender and Jason is thus allowed to do whatever because he's LJ's friend
Smile Dog is. A dog. They're a pet and they're ok with that. They were originally Splendor's then they got given to Slender and is now officially Jeff's dog. They're loyal to Jeff and only Jeff
BEN and Sally are weird because they're ghosts. BEN only needs to worry about his cartridge and Sally just needs to avoid regular ghost hunting stuff. Really they don't really side with Slenderman but they do side with the people under him, as they only really hang around the mansion for the socialization
Zalgo:
He has his whole army of demons at his disposal, he's the demon king what did you expect. Not all demons are loyal to him though. (Seed Eater and Smiley, fo instance.) About 400 years ago there was a big confrontation between Zalgo and Slenderman and instead of dealing with Slender himself he sent one of his most beloved generals, Chernabog, deal with it. Obviously he fucking died and like, half of all demons decided that Zalgo was a shitty king for sending him in a suicide mission and stopped listening to him
Because Chernabog was uh, kinda the dad of the demon possessing EJ, that demon in question actually really hates Slenderman and is loyal to Zalgo, even though Zalgo was technically the reason he died
Nurse Ann was resurrected by Zalgo after she was murdered by Smiley. They were partners at some point and Ann was in love with him but Smiley was only interested in manipulating and and killing her so she doesn't really like him anymore. Zalgo actually brought her back so that she could hunt and kill Smiley's species of demon as, while fairly weak, they are hard to kill and they won't just die off unless there's an actual extermination plan. Ann agreed because it ment she'd be allowed to kill Smiley so now she works loyally to hunt rogue demons for Zalgo while also doing her own thing on ths side
Lazuri isn't really loyal to Zalgo but he is her dad and he is nice to her so she doesn't really side with anyone other than her friends. She lives with Eyeless John and Lulu at Splendor's place
Lulu is also a friend of hers and they both stick together pretty well (same with Sally, but Sally stays in the Slender Mansion mostly and technically sides with Slender)
Kagekao works as a messenger for Zalgo because Zalgo promised to help him find his parents if he did. Japanese demons are kinda weird because Japan is like Madagascar for demons, all the demons there are very unique and it's a very unique ecosystem so alot of them don't really consider themselves subjects of Zalgo normally, same with Kagekao. Mostly he just does his job then goes and messes with people. He's good friends with all the Slender brothers except Slender (because Kagekao likes to bully his proxies, they tend to be more sturdy than normal humans so they last alot longer) He also lives with Splendor as he's a member of Eyeless John and Lazuri's little group
Splendorman:
Eyeless John is EJ's brother and the demon possessing him is the step brother of EJ's demon. John gets along with his demon very well and that demon doesn't really like Slenderman or Zalgo and considering John didn't immediately jump down the path of evil after being possessed like his brother did he also doesn't like Slender or Zalgo much. However he does babysit Lazuri for Zalgo so he does somewhat side with him, but he's more in league with Splendor
Judge Angles lives with Splendor as well and helps John in his criminal killing from time to time
Laughing Jill similarly lives with Splendor but she's cool with any Slender brother. She just ended up with Splendor
Splendor also has lots of proxies. He calls them Buddies though. He jas way more buddies than Slender has proxies and is also much stronger than Slender, and honestly Zalgo too, but he's a pacifist and doesn't want there to be anymore bloodshed than there already is
He wants Slender to be nice to humans and wants Zalgo to stop his fued with Slender and rule over the demons properly. He hasn't had much luck in convincing them.
Ok that's everyone I have opinions on, I think. Tagging this is going to suck.
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jupiterispyink · 13 days
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Maybe don’t pay too much mind to what the love doctor had stuffed up his sleeves…
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homicidal-slvt · 2 months
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Who would you trust to hold your drink at a party?
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the-ship-maker-2 · 2 years
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Amelia: oh its been years. I'm sure he's forgotten all about me by now.
Locklear: *knowing damn well that Smiley hasn't moved on in 20+ years and has a shrine of her in the corner if his room* yeah...I'm sure he has...
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CreepyPasta Incorrect Quotes pt. 4
(Y/N), banging on the door: Jane! Open Up!
Jane: Well it all started when Jeff moved into the neighborhood...
Clockwork: No, they meant--
(Y/N): Let her finish.
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Liu: Um, watcha got there?
(Y/N): *petting and ostrich* A smoothie.
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BEN: God, give me patience.
Jeff: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
BEN: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Jeff: We have a problem.
Hobo Heart: Let me guess, you caused it?
Dr. Smiley: Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet.
Nurse Ann: And it's another Tuesday, your point?
Toby: Would shooting you solve the problem? No? Then shut up.
(Y/N): If you mean the fire, that's our solution to last week's problem.
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(Y/N): I think I'm falling for you.
Toby: Then get up.
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Jeff: Somethings up.
Liu: Maybe you've finally developed human emotions and feel bad about hurting people.
Jeff: No, but that's funny.
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(Y/N): You fuckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.
The Slender Man, telepathically: *standing in front of them with Toby, Masky, Hoodie, and Kate behind him* Spear
(Y/N): BLOCKED
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Sally: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*
Jane: Sal, what did you think a tiger shark was?
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(Y/N): Are you mad?
Jeff: No.
(Y/N): So sharpening your knives at three in the morning is just a hobby?
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(Y/N): Where are your parents?
Hobo Heart: What are parents?
(Y/N): Now that's just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.
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BEN, texting Jeff: Jeff there's a moth of the bathroom door can you get rid of it? BEN: Pls hurry I'm going to cry BEN: Jeff BEN: Jeff Jeff: Jeffery is dead. You're next. Love, Moth.
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parxcasm · 2 years
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Oh shit dude..
Where's his mask..-
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augustrinny · 1 year
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Dr.Smiley & His Creator Problem.
-THIS IS WHAT I POSTED ON DEVIANT ART AND I AM GONNA POST IT ON YT AND A FEW OTHERS FOR PEOPLE TO KNOW.-
December:15,2022
Announcements:
Okay so i know what happened about Dr.Smiley(Creepypasta character) and his creator and how she stole an image from(If ur seeing this i am just stating what happened before i do something about the drawing that was stolen since i think i am gonna adopt the abandoned and erased character Dr.Smiley and draw him into my own style but i just want to explain what i am gonna do since Dr.Smiley was abandoned and someone stole your art too and i don;t know if my explanation is correct to say but hopefully it is.) So BunsDream was just a 11 year old kid when she wrote the story and also didn't knew originally that that art theft was bad so she just grabbed the picture off of Google images and used it for the story. Soon she got older she also apparently grew to regret this as she had removed the image from the story when she got older and realized what art theft was, repeatedly stating that the image wasn't hers and that it had nothing to do with Dr. Smiley and eventually grew to hate Dr. Smiley so much that she deleted the story off her DeviantArt page.
Soo since many people continue to draw Dr.Smiley how he is still posted on the internet i am gonna change that today. I will adopted Dr.Smiley as my own character since it seem he been abandoned and deleted character so whatever information it's on the internets about him still i am gonna use that to try to recreate Dr.Smiley back story, as will i'll be changing Dr.Smiley design but still gonna keep like a doctor clothing for it and probably other things more. AND BEFORE YOU SAY THAT I HAD STOLEN A CHARACTER FROM SOMEONE OR SOMETHING LET ME SAY SOMETHING.
One if the creator of the character hates, dislikes, abandoned and etc their own characters and I find them I'll adopt them into becoming into my own characters which it's their creator fault for leaving their own character's to which i had adopted them into becoming. WHich i do adopted any hated, dislike, abandoned and etc characters and Dr.Smiley just had become one of those characters too so don't come complaining to me about me stealing characters when their owners had hated, disliked, abandoned and etc the characters so yeah that's all i have to state that i am gonna be doing and trying to regain Dr.Smiley brought back to creepypasta fandom again!Goodbye.-T
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wilburblmao · 2 years
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Just letting y'all know we have a Smiley fictive who will happily illegally adopt any of you guys. Small or big. He's a good dad just make sure to be good yourself. We can't count how many times he's threatened to reap us of our organs because we kept getting into drama- -Host
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Dr. Smiley Redesign
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