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au where hoffman is a literal bear who mauls people in a national park or some shit & strahm is the park ranger trying to subdue him
#& then strahm like idfk is like noo i can’t kill this bear and takes care of him#Does anybody understand.#saw#mark hoffman#peter strahm#<- utter nonsense by the way#it’s like Jaws but worse#guy who’s only seen jaws: getting a lot of jaws vibes from this#on my soapbox
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whatever happens, please don’t break
#god not a fucking DAY goes by where i don’t think of that one interview and this quote#does anybody have it word for word? please? i’ll pay you#literally every single time i think about how kunikida as w character was MADE for dazai. specifically to share his suffering#i actually sob into my hands because that means they were both destined for tragedy together and the long dark road they will walk#will at least not be lonely. because they have each other. they are each other’s light in the darkness.#DO YOU UNDERSTAND#bro the fact that kunikida is painfully aware of the imperfection of the world and how he still continues to fight for his ideals#paralleling dazai who finds humanity beautiful but cannot become attached bc he feels alienated from emotion#THE WAY THEY COULD HELP EACH OTHER????? SICK SICK SICK I AM SICK#i love kunikidazai sm i wish more ppl could see the potential#but some of you aren’t ready for the sheer perfection of their dynamic#also i’ve noticed that i am only capable of drawing dazai properly when it’s with kunikida what’s up with that 💀#and sorreyy i know their height difference isn’t THAT big but i didn’t realize until i was halfway into the coloring 😔💔#osamu dazai#dazai osamu#kunikida doppo#doppo kunikida#kunikidazai#knkdz#kunizai#lotus draws
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xie lian texts like a grandpa … i imagine pre confession their texts would be a graveyard of hua cheng’s failed attempts at flirting
xie lian's profile picture is from the manhua by starember / follow for more of hua cheng Ls
#xie lian: the water master died 💀 (used skull emoji to indicate death)#hua cheng: the water master died 💀 (lol)#xie lian uses the 😏 emoji on him one time and he has to stand up from his phone for a minute#cue the ‘no no you used the emoji correctly just dont uh. send it to anybody but me.’ from the cpr scene#i think xie lian would LOVE advice animals memes#he told me himself. btw. and he finds them in google images and his local facebook group#hua cheng would not normally use 😂 but he does so xie lian can understand him :)#they are so sillay#truthfully i think hua cheng would find current internet humor annoying but hes doing his best o7#tgcf#hualian#tgcf spoilers#tian guan ci fu#xie lian#hua cheng#heaven official's blessing#hob#art#my art#doodle#mxtx
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I am very unwell about their dynamic, honestly
#true love is possible! but in an another life. and it is too late for them. does anybody understand#jean vicquemare#harry du bois#disco elysium#sometimes you get so close to someone you end up on the other side of them etc#things i'm playing#it is too late for us#jvc#hdb
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Husk: Angel once texted me "your adorable" so I texted him back "No, YOU'RE adorable".
Charlie: …And?
Husk: And now we're dating, we've been dating for three months.
Husk: All I did was point out a typo, but I like him, so l'm not complaining.
#borrowed from kitschysandglass in a dc meme#husk#husk hazbin hotel#husk/angel#huskerdust#Angel dust#angel dust needs a hug#CONSENSUALLY#preferably from husk#charlie morningstar#Charlie ships them so much#incorrect quotes#incorrect hazbin hotel#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes#Angel doesn’t give two shits about spelling#did you understand? ok so what’s the issue#husk texts with perfect punctuation and spelling#they’re perfect for each other#they’re gay disasters#they’re in love your honor#niffty doesn’t text#she just leaves long voicemails#that are completely silent#what does she want? it’s anybody’s guess#Alastor just breaks any phone he comes across#indiscriminately#husk has definitely seen Angel texting two different people at the same time on two different phones while also drinking an iced coffee and#petting fat nuggets at the same time#husk is very impressed#Angel is like??? this is a Tuesday afternoon
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sometimes i worry when writing like artist statements and that kind of stuff that i sound like a jackass and i think to a certain extent every artist does unfortunately myself included but then i read some others statements and it's like. look i'm decently well read and smart enough, but this shit is totally incomprehensible to the degree where there's no way the artist/writer even knows what they're trying to say. complete word salad
#i think grad school does something irreparably bad to some peoples ability to communicate with 99.9% of human beings#like i can watch videos where guys explain exactly how a CPU works and how to build one from scratch and i understand whats going on#there is no way this 5 sentence artist statement is legible to anybody#i can follow along with complex ideas. its just that you are not leading me anywhere lol
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The beam hit him and that’s why he’s emo and gay
#does anybody understand#trolls#trolls band together#dreamworks trolls#shitpost#trolls Floyd#Pink Floyd#has anyone done this yet#how did I not get the name pun#it’s gonna be correlated#ain’t no way this was on accident
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my top doctor who ship? thoschei
my second? the doctor and their tardis. idgaf she's alive and beautifully vast and I'm calling them objectum for her even though she's so much more than an object and I'm in love with her. also. she's my wife
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i have a love hate relationship with grilled cheese it is disgusting repulsive and yet delicious and filling
#does anybody understand me#and my enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies with grilled cheese#inanimate insanity#ii lightbulb#ii paintbrush#lightbrush#fuck you everything is lightbrush
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society would improve if the mizusly route was in the OG game. Hashtag Let Mizuki Hit
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Durge: "Why are you at rest? Start cleaning the camp!"
Sceleritas Fel: "Aaah! Master! I'm sorry, I'm ever-so sorry to forget my other duties! What a wretch I am! I'm not even worthy of being your scullery maid." [startled, realises he has done poorly]
Durge: "Wash the dishes!"
Sceleritas Fel: "At once. I will shatter some glasses and sprinkle the fragments in the beds of your other followers. Keep their dreams bloody."
Truly the world's most helpful butler. I would love to know how he interprets the other household chores.
#Imagine having a butler and having to clean up after them...#This is half the reason why I gave Vel a house in the upper city; imagining how Sceleritas would “tend to the estate” is hilarious#He does not understand subtlety or why we can't hang corpses around the front door to improve the décor#I wonder if anybody tried to teach him otherwise?#Durge: Try again.#Sceleritas: I will drown them in the soapy water!#Durge: ...On the other hand I'll do it myself.#Being Durge is suffering#Doomed to wash the dishes forever#sceleritas fel#durge#babbling#edgelord hours
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Pudding haters are so annoying. God forbid girls with mommy issues do anything.
#i think she deserves to be fucking insane as a little treat#i understand her better than anybody else actually she's so real#she does no wrong she's perfect in every way#one piece#charlotte pudding
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"I'm a feminist, obviously
But I wouldn't really mind him savin' me
And I know that I'm fine without a man
But I think I would like his protection
I'm just bein' honest, can't change what I like
I'll never forget it, he told me one night
If anybody hurts you, hah
I'm goin' to prison for life"
#there's just something about this guy in his fbi vest#he doesn't understand how hot he is does he#if anybody else hurts spencer i'm going to prision for life#prision for life#olivia rodrigo unreleased#spencer reid#fbi agent#criminal minds#whoisspence
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listen. listen to me. okay
listen. understand my vision. okay ?
#adventure time#fionna and cake#finn mertens#rattleballs#fionna campbell#the scarab#DOES ANYBODY ELSE UNDERSTAND... I JUST THINK THAT.... YKNOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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from 2010
the thing with george and fanfic is that i think hes a lil confused
#not hack ripoff publishing absgjdgwj#i genuinely dont see how his argument isnt nonsense here sorry#‘not as i understand the term’#which is????#like he wont sue anybody he just doesnt want u to send it to him atp#does he still argue that it doesnt fall under fair use???#like idc if he dislikes it but his argument here is rooted in ‘it’s infringement so i must act so i must protect my copyright’#‘if i am aware’#‘so there is no slippery slope with hack fraud publishing’#but it isn’t infringement bc it falls under fair use#so he can dislike it all he wants but that concern doesnt hold anymore#like he cant make that jump w nancy and paul to hack fraud publishing making bucks or whatever bc its two very different things#i just don’t understand this argument like u being aware of a fanfic and not suing doesnt mean ud have no ground to protect ur copyright#from for profit publishers
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and why did they make toralei rich and british. the people aleady hated her when she was poor and ambiguous 😭
#im going thru the wiki shes also like super pro monster which ☝🏾 i can only go off of g1 for this#but are monsters still an oppressed group in g3? cause i have some thoughts abt the rich asshole bully also being#an i assume activist and advocate monster self preservation?#like shes anti werewolf and anti normie which...from a kids cartoon perspective seems counterintuitive#how are u pro monster but bully werewolves unless shes supposed to be like an activist who doesnt really understand what shes doing?#also the implication that shes a jerk because shes lonely and her mother neglects her. okay can we stop doing this#i hate that toralei was put into this role oh my god why she cant be a broke cringefail hater who does shit cause she wants to#making toralei kiiiinda racist is funny tho bc og toralei would work w anybody to fuck someone over she dgaf#okay thats enough mh complaining for to-day#i dont watch g3 so if anyyyy of that is unreliable i cant be held accountable for misinfo its what the wiki said 👍🏾#kae.txt
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