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Husk: This is my boyfriend Angel, he's so smart and handsome and I'm so proud of him
Vaggie: This is my beautiful girlfriend Charlie, she's my angel and I love her so much
Alastor: this is Niffty she has rabies
#I’m not implying that Alastor and niffty are tigether please don’t read this like that#this is just their actual dynamic#borrowed from spreadingthenewsies#honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if niffty had rabies#if she does she should bite Val#actually#niffty should bite Val just to assert dominance#t posing niffty#husk#husker hazbin hotel#Angel dust#angel dust needs a hug#consensually#vaggie#charlie morningstar#vaggie/charlie#husk/angel#huskerdust#alastor and niffty#they’re buds#just insane#incorrect hazbin hotel#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes#Hazbin hotel#also cue Angel not believing husk when he compliments him but husk is like you’re a loser but you’re still amazing now BELIVE IT#pentious: these are my eggs I made them#they say insane shit all the time!#also I fully believe that Husk and Angel refer to one another as ‘my fella’
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Charlie: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one, you’ll be fined
Angel: heck
Charlie: You’re on thin fucking ice
Charlie: oh no
#is this more Charlie or Vaggie?#both? both.#charlie morningstar#the Disney princess who says fuck#Angel dust#angel dust needs a hug#CONSENSUALLY#Angel wouldn’t even hesitate#i won’t hesitate bitch#Hazbin hotel#incorrect hazbin hotel#I’d say incorrect Charlie/Angel#but is it really?#incorrect quotes#og text post from galaxyslime and breadisticks
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Husk: Hey, Angel, can you hold this?
Angel: *distracted* Hm? Yeah-
Angel: …
Angel: …this is just your hand?
Husk: Yeah.
Angel: 😳
Angel: *clutches hand tighter*
#we all know that Angel is an incorrigible flirt but the moment anyone flirts back (sincerely) he goes into PanicMode#because he doesn’t think anyone could actually like/love him#but guess what#PEOPLE CARE ABOUT YOU ANGEL#especially husk#even if he pretends he doesn’t#after this exchange husk just has the biggest shit-eating grin#meanwhile Charlie is just squealing uncontrollably#‘THEYRE HOLDING HANDS VAGGIE HOKY SHIT’#angel dust needs a hug#CONSENSUALLY#angel dust#husk#husk/angel#huskerdust#Hazbin hotel#incorrect hazbin hotel#I mean kind of#they’re gay your honor#they’re in love your honor
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HEY- you know that part of the Finale of Hazbin where Vox kicks open a door?
So, I thought that animation looked familiar…
TELL ME THAT WASN’T INTENTIONAL
(It’s probably just a fun Easter egg/homage and I’m probably late to the party but the inside of my brain is screaming)
#Hazbin hotel#animation#the emporer's new groove#hazbin hotel vox#kuzco#finale hazbin hotel#ha boom baby#YOU TELL ME THAT WASN’T ON PURPOSE I WILL FIGHT YOU#they’re so extra and i love them#I now need to rewatch Hazbin AGAIN (again) to look for these extra details#I fucking love this show so much#boom baby#if this isn’t how my house is broken into I will refuse#Hazbin#coincidence?#i think not#coincidence i think not#or you know maybe#I am often wrong#also#angel dust needs a hug#CONSENSUALLY#that’s just facts
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Albert: About to turn 18, guess where I’m going?
Race: The strip club?
Albert: *indignant* No! Jail! I robbed a bank! I’m a thief, not a slut.
#race: you should go to the club I’m headlining tonight#albert: what#race: what#newsies#newsies 1992#seize the day#newsies stage show#incorrect newsies quotes#incorrect quotes#racetrack higgins#albert newsies#random audio I heard idk where from#racetrack newsies#but any of them would say this#also any newsie would rob a bank#they would plan a full on heist#I’m surprised race didn’t rob the bank#so is race#also#gay newsboys#jack: you did what#Davey: I was never here and heard nothing PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY#race: I am a thief and a slut so
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Angel: *pointing* May I sit there?
Husk: That's my lap
Angel: That doesn't answer my question.
#part three bitches#headcanon that since Angel is a spider he has to keep warm to function#and has discovered that cuddling (consensually!!!) is his favorite way to keep warm#also fat nuggets#husk is always happy to oblige#huskerdust#angel dust needs a hug#CONSENSUALLY#Angel dust#I’d say incorrect Angel dust but it’s honestly not#incorrect hazbin hotel#Hazbin hotel#husk/angel#husk#hazbin hotel husk#hazbin hotel angel dust#ok now I need to write a 5+1 fic about Angel cuddling with the hotel occupants#theyre in love your honor#theyre so cute
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Husk: When I said "bring me back something from the beach", I meant like a seashell.
Angel: *struggling to hold a seagull with all six arms* Well, you didn't fucking say that!
#epilogue#Angel: *motioning frantically to Charlie as Vaggie approaches*#“they didn’t mean a seagull!’’#Charlie: *currently fighting with her own seagull* oh shit#*seagull is quickly defenestrated*#that is the weirdest sentence I’ve ever written and yet I want it on a shirt#same energy as: exit stage right pursued by a bear#Vaggie: Charlie why are you covered in-#Charlie: WHAT BIRD?#Angel dust#husk#husk/angel#incorrect hazbin hotel#Hazbin hotel#incorrect quotes#angel dust needs a hug#CONSENSUALLY#the seagull Angel has ends up living a very pampered life alongside nuggets#fat nuggets is the best#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes#hazbin hotel angel dust#hazbin hotel husk#‘it was Cherri’s idea!’#Cherri: YOU LYING BITCH-#meanwhile#husk: *resisting the cat side of him that is super touched that Angel brought him back a ‘gift’*
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Charlie: What are we gonna do?
Alastor: Hm, I’m not sure. Maybe jambalaya?
Charlie: 👁️👁️
Vaggie: 👁️ ❌
Angel: 👁️👁️👁️👀👁️👁️👁️
Husk: 👁️👁️
Niffty: 👁️
Alastor: 😁
Charlie: About the extermination-
#this is so stupid#i need sleep#Hazbin hotel#incorrect hazbin hotel#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes#charlie morningstar#hazbin alastor#Angel dust#angel dust needs a hug#CONSENSUALLY#these will be tags on all my Hazbin nonsense#husk#niffty#vaggie hazbin hotel#jambalaya#Charlie’s trying her best#I’m not sure if Alastor is#just let the man make some jambalaya#the longer I look at this the worse it gets#i’ll see myself out
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The tags 😂
(Also I absolutely ADORE the Pink Panther cartoons. Priceless and timeless)
The Pink Phink | Director: Friz Freleng | Studio: DePatie–Freleng Enterprises | United States, 1964
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Niffty: Why does Angel Dust call you “baby girl”?
Husk: How about we stop talking for a little while.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect hazbin hotel#niffty#Angel dust#husk#incorrect husk#I’d say incorrect niffty but she would 100% say this#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes#Hazbin hotel#huskerdust#meanwhile: niffty is frantically jotting down notes for her fanfics#husk/angel#they’re in love your honor#Angel would 100% call husk babygirl#husk would also call Angel ‘baby’#maybe not ‘babygirl’ but pet names#let them be in love#angel dust needs a hug#CONSENSUALLY#pretty sure this is the car meme of origin but unsure
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Angel: Stop it, Husk, you are ruining my reputation.
Husk: Then get out of my lap.
Angel : no.
#companion post to my previous post#Angel dust#husk#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes#Hazbin hotel#borrowed from a newsies post#incorrect angel dust#incorrect husk#is it though?#this seems very them#this is in the lobby#they’re just giving on a couch and Alastor is like#right in front of my salad#incorrect hazbin hotel#incorrect quotes#ready for this#huskerdust#they’re gay your honor#they’re both a menace#husk/Angel#give Angel all the CONSENSUAL hugs#i love angel dust#hazbin hotel angel dust#hazbin hotel husk
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Husk: I hate being touched
Husk: The last time i maintained physical contact with another person was in battle
Vaggie: Angel is literally in your lap right now.
Husk: *Angel lounging across his thighs* This means nothing. Fear me.
#incorrect hazbin hotel#Hazbin hotel#borrowed from some avengers memes#husk#hazbin hotel husk#incorrect angel dust#hazbin hotel angel dust#Angel dust#Angel dust needs a hug#nay- DESERVES A HUG#huskerdust#theyre in love your honor#they’re gay officer#they’re chaotic together#vaggie#vaggie hazbin hotel#Vaggie is done with everyone’s bullshit#except for Charlie#she has limitless patience for Charlie’s bullshit#it’s cute#incorrect quotes#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes
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Jack: [starting a strike] Whoops-
Davey: Whoops? Whoops? This is not a "Whoops" situation. We are far past whoops. "Whoops" is a distant speck in the rearview mirror. We are solidly in "OH SHIT" territory, and I expect you to act like it!
#newsies#newsies 1992#seize the day#newsies stage show#incorrect newsies quotes#jack kelly#incorrect quotes#davey jacobs#stole this from a HTTYD post#whoops#sassy davey is best davey#sassmaster davey jacobs#this is immediately after “the world will know#this could also be jack and literally any newsie#or race#never forget that Davey is called mouth for a reason#walking mouth
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Angel: Vaggie, you’re an ex-exorcist, right? So you have a lot of experience with different ways of dying?
Vaggie: Yes.
Husk: *sips drink* I'm scared to see where this is going.
Angel: So, in your professional opinion, how will I die?
Vaggie: Definitely murder. We never find the body.
Angel: …That tracks.
Charlie: Oh! Oh! Oh! What about me?
Vaggie: You crave toast while taking a bath.
Charlie: *under her breath* I do love bath snacks...
#borrowed from an avengers meme#but am I wrong?#you’re gonna look at me and tell me that i’m wrong?#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes#Hazbin hotel#angel dust#vaggie#charlie morningstar#husk#bath snacks#Angel also loves bath snacks#bc he’s bougie like that#incorrect quotes#toast#I know they can’t *die* die#unless by angelic weapon#but hypothetically#does that mean I’ll be *double* dead?
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[Spot and Race meeting for the first time]
Spot: And what can you do, my effeminate fellow?
Race: I can suck your dick?
Spot: *sound of shattering glass*
Spot: Ha.
Spot: No.
Race: Your loss- ✨
#incorrect newsies#incorrect hazbin hotel#racetrack Higgins#Angel dust has racetrack energy#racetrack has Angel dust energy#they are both named Anthony#incorrect Angel dust#hazbin hotel angel dust#alastor#hazbin alastor#spot conlon#angel dust#i love angel dust#newsies#newsies 1992#seize the day#newsies stage show#incorrect newsies quotes#is race serious or just fucking with spot#he’ll never tell#racetrack is chaos#either version of racetrack would do this and you know it
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“Ready for This” is the Hazbin Hotel version of “Seize the Day” (Newsies)
Thank you.
#I refuse to elaborate and will not be challenged#fight me#fight song#STRIKE STRIKE STRIKE STRIKE#they even have the same formula#and dancing!#one for all and all for one#newsies#newsies 1992#seize the day#newsies stage show#incorrect newsies quotes#davey jacobs#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes#Hazbin hotel#ready for this#charlie morningstar#alastor#hazbin hotel rosie#Rosie and Medda would be best friends#jack Kelly#it’s a musical!#and both songs slap#Alastor’s ahhhhh harmony line? ded#also both shows have our lord and savior Jeremy Jordan#that needs to be a tag#our lord and savior Jeremy Jordan
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[A normal morning at the Hazbin Hotel]
Husk: Hey! That’s my cigar!
Pentious: You’ll ssssteal another!
Vaggie: Hey, assholes! We’ve got work to do!
Charlie: I thought that I’d surprise my mother-
Angel: If you can find her-
Everyone: Who asked you?!
*BONUS*
Alastor: It takes a smile that spreads like butter…
#Niffty and Alastor are just watching the chaos unfold#dance number anyone?#dancing newsboys#ahem sinners#carrying the banner#Hazbin hotel#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes#incorrect newsies#incorrect Hazbin hotel#newsies#newsies 1992#newsies stage show#incorrect newsies quotes#idk I couldn’t fit in Alastor#WAIT#I fixed it#charlie morningstar#vaggie#Angel dust#husk#sir pentious#racetrack higgins#jack kelly#that bitch is halfway down the street#oh she’s dancing!#but it’s a musical!
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