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#Dobré ráno
princess-olaf · 1 year
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dalsimoravskyblog · 10 months
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čumblrhledáseriál: 1. kolo (pravá)
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Propaganda aneb hlas lidu
Dobré ráno, Brno!
je to sranda, je to důkaz že umíme vážně vtipný věci, dělaj si srandu z Pražáků
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Byl to určitě… seriál. Pořád nevím jestli se mi vlastně líbil nebo ne, ale musím obdivovat že si vůbec někdo na našem území troufl otevřít téma transfobie a rasismu. Je to pár let ale pamatuju si jak o tom mluvili lidi v mým okolí - zdá se mi že jim to pokládalo otázky na který se báli odpovídat, a to je podle mě umění.
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explainslowly · 1 year
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Would like to shout out Czech national television for showing cock and balls, even though it was only on the internet broadcast
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hidden-but · 3 months
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Dobré ráno,
@ceske-drahy , @regiojet , @zssk , jak se vám stojí u Přerova?
S pozdravem,
Námraza na trakčním vedení
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ivoryforest · 7 months
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dobré ráno pouze těm dvěma puberťačkám, co každý ráno zdraví v okně mou kočku. sedím vedle okna u stolu, slyším všechno, mám z vás prču a miluju vás. nikomu dalšímu dobré ráno nepřeju.
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yelenasdiary · 2 years
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Whispers
Pairing: Wanda Maximoff x Reader
Summary: You remember your favourite memories with Wanda. 
| Angst & Fluff | 3.7K | Grief | Infinity War |
Notes: flashbacks are in bold & italic with ~.
Translations: miláčik (darling), srdiečko (sweetheart), Ľúbim ťa (I love you), dievčatko (babygirl), moja láska (my love), krásne (beautiful), dobré ráno (good morning), Som doma (I’m home)
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“You seemed worried miláčik” Wanda wrapped her hands around your waist as you washed the dishes in a huff. “I am, I mean, you’re going to fight some big head purple alien for god’s sake” you snapped from keeping your true thoughts to yourself all day, you dropped the sponge in the warm water and turned in Wanda’s arms to face her. “It’s dangerous and it’s selfish of me to ask you to stay when there so many more lives at risk but” you paused as tears filled your eyes to the brim, “but I can’t lose y- “
“Shh miláčik” she whispered, pulling you closer to her with a kiss on the top of your head, “you won’t lose me” she adds. “Don’t Wands” you pulled away, “please don’t promise me something you can’t be certain of” you wiped your tears from your cheek, “you’re upset, I understand, and you know if I could stay, baby, I would but what if I lose you? What if Thanos wins and I lose you? I won’t risk it” Wanda kept her hands on your hips, you sighed and gave into her hold, wrapping your arms tightly around her “please promise me you will be safe” you sobbed into the crock of her neck. 
“Of course, my love” she spoke softly, her hands rubbing your back gently, “look at me srdiečko” she gently pulls you away to look into your eyes after a few moments, her thumbs gently wiping your new tears as she cups your face. Her touch is warm, soft, and tender, her eyes had their own hint of worry in them, but she was good at hiding that with a soft smile. “Ľúbim ťa” she placed a kiss on your forehead, “so” her lips moved to the tip of your nose, “much” finally landing on your lips. You always loved when she spoke Slovakian, it was a soft spot for you and boy did she know it. “Ľúbim ťa” she repeats causing a soft smile to tug at your lips, “I love you too, so, so much”.
Wanda smiled and kissed you once more, “that’s my dievčatko, now can we please go to bed?” she asked. You nodded before she took your hand and led you upstairs. 
Neither of you got much sleep that night, the two of you just soaking up the moment of being wrapped in each other’s arms. Wanda running her fingers gently through your hair taking mental notes on how soft and shiny your hair was and how you always cuddled up to her extra tight at night. By morning, neither of you wanted to let go as the alarm clock hit 7am. “Wands, please” you whispered as tears ran down your face once again. “It’s okay love, I’ll be home before you can learn Sokovian” she ignored her own tears of worry and nerves. You chuckled at her joke through your sobs before you felt her kiss the top of your head once more. 
“No” you pulled her back into bed, “don’t you leave me with a decent kiss” you added, stroking her check gently with your thumb and leaning forward, pressing your lips softly on hers. She let her tears fall as she kissed you deeper, both of you pulling away with wet cheeks. “I love you baby, you better come home” you rested your forehead against hers. 
The whole world went about their day as normal but dating an Avenger and knowing what was ahead and with the chances you knew, it was hard for you to act like everything was okay. With regret, Wanda pulled away and grabbed her pre-packed bag that sat by the bedroom door. 
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Since Wanda left for the mission to defeat Thanos you stayed at the shared home, stressing, and worrying about Wanda and your close friends. You called your close family and friends just to hear their voices in case things didn’t go to plan, you didn’t alarm them, but you knew your mother and befriend knew something was up. You knew not to expect any communication from Wanda, this was for any mission she went on. She didn’t want to put you into harm’s way and knew it would be better this way. But for you, it was almost hell, not knowing if she was okay, if she was hurt, where she was or when she’d be home. Most times she’d come home in the middle of the night, and you’d wake up to her arm wrapped around you, her face showing evidence of a rough mission which only made you think about the bruisers you couldn’t see. 
It had been days, you haven’t heard from Wanda or the rest of the team, the only thing you did know was Thanos had won. Your parents and some close friends were gone and no word on your partner. Sitting around the house wasn’t helping, you grabbed your keys and purse and B lined for the door.
“Hey” Natasha spoke when you opened it in a hurry, she looked exhausted, battered, and bruised. You dropped your keys and purse to the ground not needing Natasha to say it. “She’s gone…like the others…isn’t she” you still asked, tears waiting to fill your eyes. Natasha nodded, “I’m so sorry” she said. Your legs felt weak, you gripped the door handle for support. Nat was quick to grab you before you fell to your knees, easing you down slowly. “I knew it” you sobbed, Nat doing the best she could and let you cry into her arms, brushing the loose hair from your face. 
After a while, Nat helped move you to the sofa and made you a tea, grabbing a box of tissues before sitting down beside you. “What about Thanos…is he dead?” you asked, blowing your nose on a tissue. Nat shook her head, “we are looking for him. We will find a way to fix this, we’ll bring everybody back” she assures you. “How Natasha?!” you snapped only to apologise seconds later, “I’m sorry…I didn’t mean to snap”.
“I don’t have answers for you right now, but I will, soon” she doesn’t take offence to your outburst and continued to try and comfort you, just as she would comfort Wanda if it was you that disappeared in the snap. 
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The first year was dark, depression and hard to find any joy. You struggled to understand the effects of Thanos’s actions. There were no bodies for you to burry. Not only did you lose Wanda you also lost your parents and three of your closest friends, you didn’t have anybody to turn too. Natasha and those who survived were busy trying to keep the earth from other threats as well as trying to find Thanos. 
Most of your time was spent keeping Wanda’s memory alive. You slept the on the sofa most nights while watching her favourite sitcoms and eating ice cream, there were more photos of Wanda added around the house, the vase in the centre of the dining table was always showered with her favourite flowers, every few days you’d spray a little of her perfume in the living room, kitchen and bedroom just so you could tell yourself she was just on a mission, which wasn’t exactly a lie. 
On her birthday you baked her a cake and wished her happy birthday, always getting her a small gift and card. 
~ “Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Wanda, happy birthday to you” you sang with a smile, carrying a freshly baked cake in your hand. 
“You waited all day for this, didn’t you?” Wanda smiled as you placed the cake on the coffee table with the candles pre-lit. “Of course,” you kissed her cheek, “make a wish honey” you took your phone out to take a photo as she blew out her candles, “thank you, moja láska, it’s beautiful” she pulled you gently by the arm, pulling you into her lap, “you’re krásne” she added before kissing you deeply. ~
Nights where you needed her the most you would sleep in the shared bed, her side of the bed still smelt like her, barely but it was enough to help you sleep. Being in the house by yourself was lonely, you missed her and her laugh filling the house and her smile brighter than the sun. 
~ The morning sun warmed the exposed skin of your cheek as you slept peacefully. Wanda playing soft kisses over your way to wake you, “Wake up honey” she whispered as you stirred. “Come on, please, I missed you”
“Baby, it’s like 6am” you groaned. “Actually it’s 9:18am to be exact”.
You chuckled at her reply, causing to you open your eyes, “dobré ráno kráska” 
“God, I love when you talk to me like that” you pulled her close and kissed her with a soft smile. ~
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By the second year, the rest of the world started to go on about their lives, memorial sights were made for those gone but never forgotten with the hopes the Avengers, who was left, were able to bring them back. You slowly came out of the house more, mainly to see Natasha for any updates but also to be around people you’d shut out for a little over 12 months. 
“We’re still working on it, I promise.” Natasha would always tell you which only made your heart ache for your red head girlfriend even more. Sometimes, you’d spent some time in her room at the compound and smile at the way she left everything perfectly neat and tidy. 
~ “Sorry it’s such a mess, I wasn’t expecting to come up here” Wanda spoke as she threw a jacket into the washing hamper. “A mess?” you questioned as you looked around, everything was tidy and barely a mess but a few clothing on her bed, evidence she stressed on what to wear to the first date. 
She chuckled nervously before throwing the tried-on outfits in her wardrobe. You smiled to yourself as she hurried to clean a mess that you didn’t even care about.  “Right, where were we?” she turned and looked at her bookcase, “oh yes, you wanted to borrow this” she said before taking ‘The Dick Van Dyke Show’ from her collection. 
You didn’t really want to borrow it; you just wanted an excuse to be with her a little longer before the date ended. “There you go” she smiled, handing you the sitcom set. “Thanks, I’ll let you know what I think” you returned the smile. ~
Back home, you made it your mission to keep the garden alive and thriving for Wanda’s sake, knowing how much she loved tending her garden when she wasn’t swept away on missions. You planted some more of her favourite plants and soon found yourself making a space in the garden for her. A place where you could sit and hope she’d return. 
~ “What do you think honey? Should the roses go over here or there?” Wanda pointed to two different spots in the backyard wearing a large sun hat and her garden gloves. “Mm” you hummed in thought, “I like the first option” you replied after looking between the two choices. Wanda smiled before starting to plant the new roses she’d brought. “Do you want some lunch baby? I’m making some” you offered earning a nod from Wanda. 
Making lunch took longer as you watched Wanda garden from the kitchen window, smiling to yourself about how genuinely happy she looked. You knew things were hard for her when she told you about Pietro and her parents, your heart ached for her more when she opened up slowly about her time in Hydra. Never did you think your heart would belong to an Avenger, a woman who had powers, a woman who just wanted a normal life, but you wouldn’t trade her for anybody. ~
To keep yourself busy, you started a vegetable garden. Your mother always joked with Wanda about your gardening skills and how you struggled to keep an air plant alive, but Wanda replied with “I’ll show her how it’s done” followed by a chuckle. 
Eventually you took the step and looked for work, finding a part time job in a café to pass time and make more money before your savings started to run low. The hardest part was coming home to the house empty. 
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Year 3 was a little easier, naturally people start to find other things to think about and do than drown in grief and hurt but this situation wasn’t normal. You couldn’t accept the idea or chance Wanda had passed, like the other half of the world, what were you all supposed to do without their bodies to be able to take that next step in grieving. 
Natasha came over more often, along with other members of the team. On the anniversary of the snap, you had everybody over and cooked plenty of food as you all sat around the large table and took the day to remember those gone. You saw how hard this was overall for Natasha who stepped up to lead the Avengers during this time and with that, you stopped asking for updates and hoped that if there was anything to tell, she’d tell you.
The garden lived and died with the season changes, you left the café and took a more higher paying job in accounting which helped keep your mind distracted, you travelled to your parents’ house and kept it from becoming dusty and ran down, always paying the mortgage one time for them. 
Natasha and Steve became worried about you when they found out about you also paying to keep your parents’ home from being sold. They noticed you started doing overtime and you weren’t around as much anymore, your wedding anniversary with Wanda was spent at work taking on more and more work than you knew you could handle, that’s when Natasha stepped in. 
“Over working yourself isn’t going to bring her back, Y/n, it won’t bring anybody back” she spoke one night over beer and take out. “I’m not over working myself, I can handle it” you assured her but the dark circles under your eyes told a different story. “When was the last time you had a decent night’s sleep?” she asked before taking a sip from her beer. “Nat please” you sighed, seeing where this conversation was going. 
“Y/n, come on. We’re worried about you. I know Wanda being g- “
“Don’t say it! She’s not” you cut her off, standing from the sofa, “she’s just away” you added before walking into the kitchen. “Y/n, I know it’s hard” Natasha spoke behind you, “but this isn’t healthy. You’re going to hurt yourself”
“Nat, thank you but I can look after myself! I don’t need baby-sitting” You spoke without looking at her, tears building in your eyes from your own lie. “It’s okay, Y/n…I’m worried about you” Natasha gently placed a hand on your shoulder causing you to break down. “I miss her” you sobbed, “I won’t believe she’s gone” you added. 
“I know” Nat held you gently. 
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The 4th year was one of the hardest. You finally allowed yourself to feel everything that your body had been trying to feel since the day she left. You left the garden die, the flowers on the dining table hadn’t been replaced in weeks, the sofa hadn’t been slept on, the dishes piled up, washing lamper overflowing as you locked yourself in the bedroom, snuggled up in bed crying non-stop. Natasha still worried about you when you stopped replying and returning her messages and calls.  You weren’t just coping with Wanda’s disappearance but also your parents and close friends, it quickly became harder to find joy in the day let alone life. 
~ “Something smells amazing!” you threw your jacket on the coat rack as you walked into the living room. “Welcome home honey” Wanda called from the kitchen. 
“How was your mission?” you asked kissing her cheek before grabbing a glass of wine. “It was a mission” she replied, stirring the sauce in the pot, “are you hurt anywhere? Need a bath after dinner?” 
“Not this time” she turned to you, placing the wooden spoon on the countertop, and wrapping her arms around the back of your neck, “I missed you, how was your day?” she asked with a smile. 
“It was work” you smirked, “No, it was a good day but now it’s even better” you pecked her lips softly, “I missed you too” ~
Memories played in your mind one after another, breaking your heart piece by piece. 
~ Wanda couldn’t stop laughing, tears freely streamed down her face as she sipped her wine only to break out in another laughing fit. “Something funny my love?” you asked after returning from the shower, not surprised she was watching another one of her sitcoms. “It just gets me every damn time” she chuckled, wiping her happy tears. 
“I can see that” you chuckled with her, grabbing your hand cream from the bedside table~
The sound of her laugh echoed through your mind before you drifted into a slumber only to see her once again in your dreams. 
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The 5th. By now you were taking the steps to somewhat move forward and come to terms with that had happen, that was until Natasha came to the house with a certain look of hope. 
“We have a plan” she said. Those words burnt into your mind as she explained the plan and the risks. You didn’t care much for the small details, there was hope again. Hope your family would come home. 
“Don’t do anything stupid Nat, I mean it. I can’t lose you too” you took her hand, “please” 
“I won’t, I promise” she smiled. 
You counted down the days on your calendar, cross by cross in red. The garden needed a huge clean-up which filled in your days, in case the plan worked, and Wanda would return, she’d have a fresh new garden to start on. The flowers on the dining table were replace and you tided the house top to bottom. 
You cooked for the first time in a long time, your mothers’ favourite dish. Eating alone at the dining table, waiting for the sound of the front door to open but there was nothing. The house stayed silent. 
The day finally arrived, and Natasha sent you a text saying promising she’d be safe and bring Wanda home. You stared at the words “We’ll being her home” for a decent hour before you found something to pass the time. Trying not to get your hopes up got harder as the hours ticked by. 
11pm came along and still no word from Natasha or anybody else, you thought hopefully by morning there would be something, so you took yourself to bed, tossing and turning until you eventually fell asleep. 
The front door opened slowly, boots were kicked off and a coat thrown over the sofa, soft footsteps creeped up the stairs to the bedroom. You lay sleeping with an arm stretched over on Wanda’s side of the bed. She smiled at the sight of you, tears already streaming down her cheek when she saw her picture still on your bedside table, the moon light hitting it perfectly for her to see. She walked over to the bed, brushing a lock of hair behind your ear. 
“Som doma miláčik” she whispered before placing a kiss on your cheek causing you to jump awake. “Baby, it’s me” she said when she saw the fear in your eyes, “W-Wands? It’s really you?” 
She nodded, “Yes, my love” she smiled softly. You wrapped your arms around her tightly, sobbing “Wanda! I missed you!”
“I know my darling, Nat told me everything” she held you tight, rocking back and forth to comfort you. “I tried to keep everything the same” you sobbed more, “shhh honey, everything is okay, let me hold you” she whispered, kissing the top of your head like she always did. 
Both exhausted and both overwhelmed with love and joy, you both feel asleep in each other’s arms, not caring for how long the both of you slept in for the following morning. 
Wanda woke up not long before you did, she lay calmly beside you, waking you sleep with her thumb stroking your exposed cheek, taking in every little detail so she’d never forget. For her, she’d been gone for 5 seconds, for you it was 5 years. 
“You’re awake” you groaned with a stir, feeling her eyes on you. “dobré ráno” she spoke softly, your eyes flickered open as you turned to once again, “you’re really home” you said, brushing your hand gently over her cheek, “it’s not a dream” you added. 
“I’m leaving again, I should’ve listened to you” she started. 
“Wands, please…it was going to happen if or if you didn’t go. You’re home now and that’s all that matters. I know things are slightly different, but I never stopped loving you, I didn’t stop thinking about you, baby I was drowning without you” 
Wanda pulled you close to her, “Nat told me everything you did, I will never put you through that again, I promise, my darling. It’s just you and I from now on” she spoke.
“W-what do you mean? You’re not seriously leaving the Avengers?” you sat up confused. 
“When Nat and Steve told everything, my heart broke and I realised that being here, with you is way more important to me. Yes, we saved the world, but they don’t need me for every mission” she explained. 
“But you’ve always said that you felt good with good you guys do”
“And I feel even better when I’m home, safe with you. They can call me if they truly need me but until then, I don’t want to waste another second without you” 
“Are you sure this is what you want Wands?”
“My life is with you; I think they understand that” she replied. You didn’t say anything but pull her close and kiss her softly, “I love you” she whispered between kisses, “I’m not leaving you again” she promised. 
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klaradostna · 4 months
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Milé obrozenectvo, pomozte prosím s hledání rčení, říkadel a přísloví!
Chystám encyklopedické obrazy a mám zatím pár vytipovaných témat: psy, ptáky, čas a stromy (možná přibyde i jídlo)
Kdyby vás cokoli napadlo, co mi tam chybí, pište!
Kujů
Psí (v)rčení
Každá ves, jinej pes
Na mou duši, na psí uši na kočičí svědomí
Kdo chce psa mýt, mýdlo si vždy najde
(Kdo chce psa bít, hůl si vždy najde)
Nedělat psí oči
Nálada pod psa
Život pod psa
Klepat se jako ratlík/drahej pes
Jádro pudla
Starýho psa novým kouskům nenaučíš
Pes který štěká, nekouše
Smrdět jak zmoklej pes
Kde je zakopaný pes
Krucipejsek
Dělat psí kusy
Vypadni z mýho retrívru, tady hlídám já
To je psina
Befeleme peseveze
Počasí, že by ani psa nevyhnal
Po něm by ani pes neštěk
Nebýt pesimista
Epesní
Nepeskovat
Je toho hafo
Tam chcíp pes
Chytnout psotník/rapl
To jsou blechy psí, ty na člověka nejdou
Pes nejlepší přítel člověka
Studenej jak psí čumák
Naštěkáno v boudě
Žijou spolu na psí knížku
Věrný jako pes
Stáhnout ocas
Je to pestrý
Jaký pán, takový pes
Do psí kundy
I pes ví, kdo mu dává jíst
Když štěká starý pes, dává ti radu
Mnoho psů, zajícova smrt
Je to voříšek
Zima jak v psírně
Jako spráskanej pes
Kočkopes
- psovití -
Hlad jako vlk
Kdo chce s vlky žíti, musí s nimi výti
My o vlku a vlk za dveřmi
Tam lišky dávají dobrou noc
Ptačí přísloví
Jsi husička
S husí kůží
Dočkej času jako husa klasu
Slepičí prdelka
Chytáš lelky
Tloukls špačky
Nebuď labuť
Jíš jak vrabec
Zobák jak pelikán
Sklapni zobák
Mluvíš jak ti zobák narost
Pyšníš se jak páv
Ostříží zrak
Jsi noční pták
Moudrý jako sova
Nesýčkuj
Rudý jako krocan
Volný jako pták
Všechno lítá co peří má
Strkáš hlavu do písku
Vylétni z hnízda
Vypadáš jako bys vypadl z hnízda
Sedíš na vejcích
Jako vejce vejci
Kradeš jako straka
Jako dvě hrdličky
Tokáš jako tetřev
Nehudruj
Hluchý jako tetřev
Vrána k vráně sedá
Nepapouškuj
Kolik udělá vrabec kroků, za sto roků
Lepší vrabec v hrsti nežli holub na střeše
Chechtáš se jak racek
Do kuropění
Ranní ptáče dál doskáče
Jedna vlaštovka jaro nedělá
Tam létají pečení holuby přímo do huby
Kukaččí matka
Krkavčí matka
Jako slepice na hřadu
Nesup se na mě
Bos jak kos
Černý jak havran
Neskřehotej
Složit křídla
Čumíš jako sůva z nudlí
Vejráš jako vejr
Dostaneš na budku
Pozor, vyletí ptáček!
Někoho vystrnadit
Ne všichni ptáci jsou páv nebo orlice
Podobného peří ptáci k sobě táhnou
Zadarmo ani kuře nehrabe
Každá slepice hrabe pod sebe, nikdy od sebe
Když ptáčka lapají, pěkně mu zpívají
Podle nosa poznáš kosa
Ošklivé kačátko
Ani nedutat
Časové říkání:
Čas na kutě
Dočkej času jako husa klasu
Dlouhá chvíle
Špatný načasování
Čas od času
Nechval dne před večerem
Čas zahojí všechny rány
Ráno moudřejší večera
Čas je nejlepší lék
Čas jsou peníze
Čas kvapí
Čas na nikoho nečeká
Čas platí, čas tratí
Čas růže přináší
Čas plyne jako řeka
Co můžeš udělat dnes, neodkládej na zítřek
Stromové řeči:
Třeseš se jako osika
Táhnu k šípku
Až opadá listí z dubu
Jako mluvit do dubu
Mluvit do vrby
Jsi vedle jak ta jedle
Smůla se ti lepí na paty
Kluk jak buk
Jsi spadl z višně
Jablko nepadá daleko od stromu
Plést jablka a hrušky
Řezat si pod sebou větev
Mít tuhý kořínek
Jak se do lesa volá, tak se z lesa ozývá
Nosit dříví do lesa
Kam strom ohýbáš, tam roste
Kdo se bojí, nesmí do lesa
Když se kácí les, létají třísky
Když dub padne, kdekdo třísky sbírá
Hluchý jak poleno
Jídlo mluva
Zdravý jako řípa
Sytý hladovému nevěří
Bez práce nejsou koláče
Dobré jídlo, dobré pití prodlužuje živobytí
S jídlem roste chuť
Bůh dal lidem pokrm, čert kuchaře
Co sis navařil, to si taky sníš
Neplač nad rozlitým mlékem
Dnes tlusto, zítra pusto
Hlad má velké oči
Jaká paní, takové zažívání
Jez do polosyta, pij do polopita, vyjdou ti naplno léta
Kdo čočku vaří, najde si brzo holku
Kdo dřív přijde, ten dřív mele
Kdo po tobě kamenem, ty do něho chlebem
Kdo si svého mistra váží, na toho hlad nedoráží
Kdo spí, jako by jedl
Koho chléb jíš, toho píseň zpívej
Co bude k obědu - hrníček od medu
Co bude k večeři - hrníček od peří
Jako když hrách na zeď házíš
Stojí to za pendrek
Je to oříšek
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alenekecej · 5 months
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Přeji dobré ráno všem řidičům dálkových autobusů IDS JMK (především pak milé paní s vánočním svetrem, která pro mě zastavila rozjetý bus když jsem nestíhala) KROMĚ jednoho specifického řidiče linky 151 (Vy víte co jste provedl, do zábrněnských končin už jakživ nevkročím)
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Na kurzu jsme v neděli ráno dostali den staré rohlíky...
Nikdy jsem si nemyslela, že tohle dokáže nasrat tolik městských lidí. Vesničtí byli rádi, že jsou staré jen den... (byly jen lehce gumové, ale stále dost dobré k jídlu)
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dalsimoravskyblog · 1 year
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Skončil seriál Dobré ráno, Brno! Nabízím výběr dojmů a postřehů:
k vyznání lásky mezi dvěma postavami došlo větou „Máš krásný kozy.“ a víte co? bylo to romantický, ale museli byste to vidět
nikdo byste neuhodli, jak to skončí (víc říkat nebudu, ale hrají v tom roli papuče)
„a nebylo vám divné, že hlásíte počasí v 38 městech?“ 
spravedlnost pro osvětlovače! štrůdl lidu!
nikdy jsem vám to neřekla, ale miluju znělku (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq37DF8wBsA) 
Stejně jako seriál jsou mé dojmy náhodné a nikomu nepomáhají. Ale stejně bych vám to doporučila, i když uvidíte věci, které jste vidět nechtěli. Stojí to za to. A v posledním díle byl trolejbus, kterým občas jezdím z práce! ♥ Ale to už je spíš bonus pro mé fanoušky.
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hvezdarensti · 5 months
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Dobré ráno všem, ale především mému oblíbenému místo držícímu dvojvětí:
"Věta asi o této délce. Možná odstavec."
Miluju svůj kreativní proces
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holoubek · 1 year
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dobré ráno, krásné velikonoce všem!
my máme na koledníky štěstí, chlapi tady chápou, co je ještě sranda a co ne, ale jestli jsou vám tyhle svátky nepříjemné, je úplně v pořádku zůstat až do dvanácti doma a dveře neotevírat. svátky nemají být o něčím diskomfortu!
pro všechny, co chodí koledovat: buďte, prosím, ohleduplní. vyšupání je symbolické, není to záminka pro to, abyste někomu ublížili. pro spoustu lidí včetně mě velikonoce znamenají shledání s našimi blízkými, to si ale neužiju, když mě něco bolí.
přeji příjemné svátky <3
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myvalzpival · 1 month
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dobré sobotní ráno! jen chci říct, že kdyby vás zajímaly mé eskapády a cirkusády a kulišárny ohledně disociativní poruchy identity, máme ťikťok! najdete nás jako Systemus Mývalus a nebojte, nikdo z našeho systemu není na tik tok nucen, vše je veganské a organické 👌
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homo-herec · 3 months
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Dobré ráno se Stanimírem
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