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claudia-kishi · 2 years

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#single parents #singleparentsedit #rjs*: new #derek sucks #single parents s2 #i love you angie

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acornchangeling · 2 years

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Does ANYBODY have a gif from The Swan Princess (1994) of when the frog thought he had turned into a prince, swirled his cape and walked off?

Because that was the BEST animated cape-swirl-and-exit of all time and I NEED it

#swan princess #jean-bob #his name is jean-bob #of course I know that #all the gifs I can find are of odette and derek and I don't CARE about them!#Derek sucks #Objectively the worst animated love interest ever #Odette deserves better tbh #she was a badass #like that whole scene where Derek is hunting her?#she's a badass and Derek is an asshole #epitomized in that scene #did he even APOLOGIZE? all I remember is him saying something like #If I had known it was YOU Id neVER #like bitch that's not an apology

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htchnr · 8 months

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★ damn his abs ❥ D. MORGAN.

➻❥ masterlist. ➻❥ patreon. ➻❥ kinktober masterlist.

🎃 KINKTOBER PROMPT ➥ ab riding + BAU!Morgan.

CW ➥ ab riding ⋆ Derek's abs cause YUM ⋆ f!masturbation ⋆ this kind of sucks ngl ⋆ not proofread sorry ⋆ if i missed anything, lmk!

WC ➥ 1K. SONG ➥ song title.

SUMMARY ➥ you couldn't think straight, not when he was shirtless beside you.

Derek was shirtless, reclining on the spacious couch with you lying on his side, your head on his chest. He was laughing at a joke on the TV, but you couldn't register what was on since you had tuned it out a while ago, ever since you placed your hand on his midriffs.

… damn him and his abs.

You leisurely caressed the dibs and ridges, feeling the smooth skin with little bumps of tiny scars. Your legs squeezed together to relieve the tension of something that was missing. You squirmed a little in your position; your mind wandered far away from the cozy living room, wondering if you could make yourself come on his–

"What are you thinking about?"

You blinked, lifting your head to look at him. His unsighted gaze had turned to where you were, a small grin on his lips that softened his face with all the faint wrinkles.

"You seem distracted, and you're squirming a lot."

You put your hand on his chest, moving it in a soothing pattern to ease his concern.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to distract you. You can go back to–"

"No no, you can tell me. What's wrong?"

His hand gently squeezed at your side, imploring you to be honest with him.

"Nothing's wrong. I just … I wonder if– you know what? It's really stupid."

You tried to sit up, but his hand stopped you. Instead, Derek pulled you closer so you would sprawl on top of his sturdy frame; his other hand gripped your chin to keep you facing him, making it impossible to hide.

"Tell me."

You took a deep breath, knowing there was no point in delaying the inevitable.

"I want to … ride your … abs."

Derek didn't say anything for a moment, and you felt your stomach drop in anxiety over a stupid proposal.

"Never mind I said anything. It's–"

"I'm surprised you didn't ask me sooner, baby girl."

The smirk on his face was sinful, and you knew you were in for a day spent in bed with him. Or on the couch. Either way, you wouldn't mind.

And now, here you were, moving on top of him fervently like there was a fire you couldn't put out. Your arousal painted a sheer coat of translucent essence on his abdominals. You moved back and forth, swivelling your hips, revelling in the effortless glides of your wet folds on his smooth skin with all the pronounced definition underneath.

It tied a knot in your lower belly in a foreign style, and you eagerly worked yourself up to unravel it. His hands grabbed at either side of your thighs, helping you move with ease. The grasp wasn't painful but tight like a pair of shackles, anchoring you to his heavenly body.

Derek was laid back, completely in control, while you lost your mind over the strange feeling, your head thrown back with needy moans spilling out of your mouth. You repositioned yourself to move your hips just right, making your clit rub on the dibs and rise. The repeated friction drew more arousal from your core, leaking juice all over his muscles with your frantic movement.

That fresh wave of pleasure hit you, causing your face to burn with the embarrassment of doing something so filthy. So debauchery. Your hips slowed as you held back your moans, and your head dipped slightly in self-consciousness. Derek's hand came up and searched for your face. He gripped your chin, pulling at your bottom lip so it would relax.

"Don't get shy on me now, baby girl. Get what you want from me."

As if he could sense your hesitation still, he persisted. "Don't think about it too much. Stay with me. Can you do that for me?"

You shyly nodded, which earned you an approving smile from him. You resumed the motion, working yourself up again. Derek's hand slipped underneath your sweatshirt, covering one breast and kneading with his calloused palm.

The rhythm of your breathing became short and heavy, unsteady with each glide of your sensitive bundle of nerves on his abs. His fingers teased your nipple, playing with the aching nub. You whimpered, feeling overwhelmed with your senses being toyed with under his influence.

"That's it. That's my good girl."

His praise went to your head, sending a pleasant wave of bliss to your core, encouraging you to chase that high. You moaned wantonly as Derek tweaked your nipple; his hand on your ass pulled you towards the definition of his abs, magnifying the sensation.

Hearing you let yourself go seemed to affect Derek too. His chest and neck were flushed, and his lips parted as he took a deep breath, taking in the scent of your arousal. His cock was so hard it ached, creating a tent in the sweatpants he wore.

You moved faster on top of him, and you were close; Derek could feel it. Upon your desperate whines, he flexed his abs; his hands helped you move faster and faster. The dam broke, and you came undone with a choked cry, your hands braced on his chest to hold yourself up. You caught your breath, his hand tenderly stroking at your hips, coaxing you down from the orgasm.

Your eyes fluttered, feeling hazy from the exertion. But they snapped wide open when you saw Derek gathering the wetness on his stomach and bringing the fluid to his lips. You watched as he sucked on his fingers, moaning at the taste. Even after what you just did, you still couldn't help but blush.

Derek pulled you down with him, unabashedly searching for your lips with his own. You could taste yourself on him, and you shivered at how it turned you on. When you parted to pull air into your lungs, Derek whispered against your lips, a mischievous glint hidden in his tone.

"We should do that more often."

You felt your face heat up and couldn't help the giggle that escaped at the suggestion. You buried your face in Derek's chest, closing your eyes as you felt the rise and fall of his ribcage and the beat of his heart underneath your cheek, steady as ever, grounding you.

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#⋆୨🩷©2023 htchnr #⋆୨🎃2023 kinktober #this sucks ASS but i'm posting it for my bestie #girl you better like it 😭#derek morgan smut #derek morgan #derek morgan x reader #derek morgan criminal minds #criminal minds smut #kinktober 2023

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kvtnisseverdeen · 3 months

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GET TO KNOW ME MEME: FAVORITE SHOWS ↳ Teen Wolf (2011-2017)

"I'm going to tell you a story, maybe it will sound familiar. There was this kid, 16, alone, and running for his life. He couldn't see them, but he could hear them getting closer. They had guns, crossbows. They were hunting him. It started on the night of the full moon. Something came at him. Something bit him, and it changed his life. It changed everything."

#i often think about how well this show would've done if it was on streaming #it would've had a better budget for sets and cgi #tbh i think the writing sucked sometimes because the writers had a shitty budget and had to reuse sets #and also they had to include those god awful mtv ads lol #but yeah i think about it a lot :(#it was still a very good show for an mtv show in 2011 #miss it so much!#and the movie was horrible that doesnt count okay #derek is ALIVE in my head #teen wolf #mine*#gifs*#gtkm #teenwolfedit #twedit #teenwolfgif

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boogiepoeta · 15 days

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I was in the mood for older sterek just basking in the moonlight

Mainly I just wanted a cool phone wallpaper that could work with and without them in it 🤷🏻‍♀️

#sterek #teen wolf #stiles stilinski #derek hale #derek x stiles #just like I love those pictures of Tyler with his beard all bushy #and this Stiles was basically Dylan from curb your enthusiasm #but like I still would love to tell a bigger story but I suck 🤷🏻‍♀️#mai artz #also this is my phone’s wallpaper now because i wanted to

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thyfggfy · 1 month

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I had contemplated doing this post for awhile , because quite frankly I wasn't sure what I was trying to accomplish and even now I am not sure what my goal is. I just know that I don't want to scream into the void . I want to be heard.

Some of you might be aware of one of the most recent tw confession blogs . In one of their more recent posts a very interesting discussion occurred.

One of my mutuals pointed out a collection of fics that are labelled as "101 ways to kill Scott McCall". At first I didn't even notice this , because idk. Maybe I just glazed over it , however when more people began interacting with the publication I SAW IT and I just had to check for myself .

One of said fics is called "Kill-a-Character Bingo - Scott McCall" which is a fanfiction of 26 chapters in which Scott is killed in various grotesque and humiliating ways.This is one of the chapters:

Outside of feeling gross , disillusioned and honestly sick to my stomach , I was also beyond perplexed . It is one thing to dislike a character . To be so annoyed by them that you just want them gone by any means necessary . I can even understand killing them in your own fic as a "treat" . I can't say I am on board with that , but still I can put myself in your shoes...sort of. Writing a fanfiction in which your main focus is a character you loathe , on the other hand, is ...confusing to say the least.

I can already hear some of you saying "It is not like I wrote this" and you are right , but what about the people supporting it .

115+ people apparently consider this good , entertaining . Gave the "author" their silent encouragement to keep going .

To be fair this fic is from the end of 2023 so the kudos are not that much so let's look at their most recent work with the "Dead Scott McCall" tag -"Compare" which was written at the beginning of February 2024

Over 100 kudos in the span of 3 months . Not too shabby for ao3.How much is too much ? How much longer can you use the "just a few rotten apples" argument?

If you are wondering how Scott's life ends in this story , one of the readers was more than happy to inform us.

I am going to avoid name-calling ,okay. I know that realistically not all of you are like this (thank god). I just want to ask. Do you think this is healthy? Do you think that is a fulfilling way for someone to spend their free time? Are you going to be comfortable being near this person and their fans knowing this is one of their "hobbies"? I don't know about you , but I would definitely be keeping my distance.

Again, I have no clue what is the point of this . I don't want you to attack the user . They would most likely just double down on doing what they know best . Maybe some of you would understand why people from my side of the fandom are so willing to accuse you of certain things instead of getting butthurt . Though that is most likely also asking for too much.

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reidsdaisies · 8 days

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Penelope: *approaches Reid at his desk* Do you know what today is?

Spencer: A thursday.

Penelope: No, it’s Valentine’s Day! And do you know what that means?

Spencer: Heart shaped donuts?

Penelope: No! Well, maybe later.. But it means that love is in the air!

Spencer: Actually, that’s theoretically impossible, Penelope. Nitrogen, oxygen, argon and carbon dioxide are in the air, not love.

#actually 🤓☝️ this sucks but i got the idea and wanted to make this #spencer reid #derek morgan #penelope garcia #criminal minds #incorrect criminal minds #cm incorrect quotes #incorrect criminal minds quotes #criminal minds incorrect quotes

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blackhholes · 2 months

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Teen Wolf as Arthurian Characters

Derek Hale as Merlin

#teen wolf #twedit #teen wolf edit #twgifs #derek hale #merlin #arthurian legend #arthuriana #my gifs #mine #twarthur #the only real justification for this other than just vibes is that according to su “they're both mentors who suck at their jobs”#just constantly fucking up and making things worse for the person they're supposed to be helping #ALSO the colouring on this was insane to do #like it took me sooo long to get right and it's still not perfect but i've abused those curves enough #also tumblr logged me out in the middle of initially making this which feels targeted

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homemadesterekpie · 9 months

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Derek @ Stiles whenever he’s trying to stay mad at him for doing something reckless for no fucking reason

#Stiles will uwu his way out of Derek’s rightful anger every single time #that or he’ll suck Derek’s dick and all will be forgotten #eternalsterek #sterek #personal

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claudia-kishi · 2 years

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Three-way handshake?

#single parents #singleparentsedit #rjs*: new #derek sucks #single parents s2 #i love these losers

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flapjackxoctopus · 3 months

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Game: The Price of Flesh - Gatobob

I STILL SUCK AT BACKGROUNDS (i hate it)

I don’t know if he looks like fancy Derek

New art style? (I hate that I can’t stop at one. I start dislike my drawings too quickly, so I keep changing it)

#art #digital aritst #digital art #the price of flesh #tpof fanart #tpof derek #derek goffard #digital artist #i suck at backgrounds #new artstyle #i’m lonely #can’t sleep #fancy #game fanart #fanart

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nephilimeq · 8 months

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Hey, I was just wondering what age you thought Derek was in season one? Cause it’s a heavily debated and unknown piece of information. Me personally I always thought he was 19 in the pilot, and this was before I had read anything about the writers wanting him to be that age in the pilot. It was just the way he acted, to me, it doesn’t seem like a mid-20s man. Also stiles says the fire happened “ like ten years ago” but then a few episodes later Peter says he’s been in a coma for 6 years. So I was just curious what you thought. Also stiles saying that is always made out to be taken as it literally happened exactly ten years ago, and people always bring it up but they never talk about how long Peter said it had been.

Sorry if this is long I just enjoy your blog and your thoughts. I wanted to share mine while also hearing it from your perspective. Hope you have a wonderful day, you deserve it!

This is a very tricky subject to handle, because the writers made mistakes in their own timeline so they switched things around.

But in the very first episode Stiles says that Derek is only a few years older than them. I always figured that Derek was around 19 in Season 1, while Stiles was 16.

The reason why they messed everything up so horribly is because they hadn't actually created a timeline for all the events when they started writing, and to me, it made the show feel like a fan fiction writer who was just making it up as they went and then all the reviewers were saying, "Hey, you have a few continuity errors," and instead of trying to make it work, they just made something up and didn't really try to go back and adjust anything.

There's a scene that happens when Stiles is asking Peter and Cora about Derek's past (Season 3, Episode 8 "Visionary"), and he is trying to find out how old they are, and this train wreck section of dialogue occurs:

Stiles: Okay, if Derek was a sophomore back then, how old was he? How old were you? ...How old are you now? Peter: Not as young as we could have been, but not as old as you might think. Stiles: Okay, that was frustratingly vague. How old are you? Cora: I'm seventeen. Stiles: See, that's an answer. That's how we answer people. Cora: Well, seventeen how you'd measure in years. Stiles: Alright, I'm just gonna drop it.

This dialogue made me so pissy when I heard it the first time because I knew that this was the writers' response to the viewers and fans. The fans are Stiles in this conversation, and the writers are Peter and Cora being purposely "frustratingly vague" in the hopes that we'll just "drop it", which a lot of us did because they wouldn't give us any straight answers.

They messed up and they know it.

In my head canon -- because it makes the most sense to me -- Derek is three years older than them. Canonically, Derek is actually only ten days older than me, as seen in this enhanced screencap right here (from Season 1, Episode 11, where Kate has him kidnapped and held up in chains):

So according to this he would have been around 22, about to turn 23 in the first season...but here's something to take into consideration. This driver's license isn't for California -- it's for New York. I have a theory that he got a professional fake I.D. so that he could do more jobs (such as bartending) while he was out of state.

Now, when Stiles mentions the fire was "like, ten years ago," I genuinely think that he was just generalizing. Derek was sixteen when Kate took advantage of him raped him, which means that the fire happened when Stiles was around twelve/thirteen (as he has a canonically April 8th birthday, so it all depends on the months).

Regarding anything Peter might have said...please remember that it has been firmly established in the show that Peter is an unreliable narrator. Stiles openly admits that to Cora in the previously mentioned Season 3, Episode 8, "Visionary".

A lot of these issues are because of the lack of consistency from the writers.

I think the biggest problem was when they cast a younger Peter and totally threw the timelines off, trying to make him only a few years older than Derek -- which he wasn't. Peter is Derek's uncle, for crying out loud! The man would have been in his late twenties, early thirties when Derek was a teen, barely looking any different than he does in the show...and yet the writers and producers thought that making him look almost like a teenager was the right call.

I do think it was a last ditch attempt to try and make Derek waaay older than Stiles because they didn't like the shipping -- but they had already established too much of their timeline at that point and simply messed up and didn't have the guts to admit it.

Simply put, I genuinely think Derek was nineteen and turned twenty during season one.

Hope that answers your questions, anon!

#teen wolf #teen wolf meta #sterek #stiles stilinski #derek hale #npheq ask and answer #teen wolf ages #derek hale age #age difference #the teen wolf writers just suck at continuity #continuity #teen wolf continuity #continuity errors

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arlos-warm-drpepper · 7 months

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If nothing else, at least Stiles and Derek were brought together by their hatred for Jackson Whittemore.

#teen wolf #derek hale #sterek #derek/stiles #stiles stilinski #derek and stiles #stiles and derek #stiles/derek #stiles stilinksi #dylan o'brien #jackson whittemore #suck it Jackson

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billyburned · 27 days

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Wrote a little something for my good friend @onenonlydanforth

Derek is a fucking LOSER. He’s sitting in his small ass mansion alone because he’s really ugly and no one wants to fuck him.

He looks sadly at his isn’t a gram with only like 2 followers as he watches billys story. He’s very jealous of billy. Billy is so cool, and way more attractive than him.

Derek sadly starts crying because he’s a baby and he gets NO FUCKING BITCHES.

Derek watches his phone depressed as he sees hot models grind on billy. Derek looks down at his own 2 inches. He’s very small, which is really sad. Billy is absolutely packing.

Billy has a giant horse cock that every girl wants. Derek imagines a world where he actually gets pussy. It’s really hard to imagine because it’s a world that will never exist.

He looks up porn hub and looks up spongebob videos. He loves sandy cheeks videos. Everyone says he’s weird for it but he knows he’s the only normal one.

Derek’s honestly really weird. He has an entire drawer full of women’s panties and he ‘claims’ they fuckin left them there??? Yeah. We totally don’t know you sneak into the woman’s section at fucking target to steal a bunch of panties. You’re not as fucking awesome as you think you are. Also he’s scared of bees? What fucking loser is scared of bees? A PUSSY, BETA, NOT ALPHA, SORRY EXCUSE OF A MAN, SHRIVELED DICK THATS WHO

Sorry, i got side tracked.

Derek blows his load in 2 seconds after getting 1 glance at her sandy cheeks. Derek is a loser if i didn’t mention it already.

#derek danforth #derek danforth smut #smut #fanfiction #derek danforth sucks #the beekeeper #derek danforth x reader

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shiniganja · 6 months

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