#DEAR GODDDDDDD
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Jesus fuck Jesus fuck Jesus fuck— I choked on my fucking tongue dear god
#pedro pascal#muscle memory-#?????#hello??!?!!!??#i’m actually losing it#WTFTDGDGDFBVSDVVDVSVD#DEAR GODDDDDDD
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my skin has gotten so dry for no reason over the past week even tho ive been moisturising properly and using aloe vera gel every day im gonna go CRAZY
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https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPR7mm9Nj/
miss belle im going feral
i would genuinely give my pussy to her 9-5, 5-9!!!!!!!!!!!
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suitehearts and patron saint are probably gonna be 8 ball songs in the new future dear goddddd
#someone managed to get a pic of the first setlist from wrigley that had songs written out instead of golf#and suitehearts and patron saint were the two songs that had been covered up. dear goddddddd#i still rly think its gonna be different every show but even if it isnt and those are rotating songs. dear god those r so fucking good#txt
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i think i hauve Covid
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*still thinking about it* the worst part isn’t that the situation in first duty is ambiguously bad it’s that it’s specially terrible for wesley. the kid who idealized picard his entire life and said that everything he’s done was to make him proud but never got that reciprocated. who after years being the odd one out on the enterprise because of his age finally had friends. and a place where he really belonged. and then having to choose between the group that was supposed to stick together through it all who were all extremly loyal to each other and picard. it never was about upholding lofty starfleet ideals “you should always tell the truth” it was just about wesleys unyielding loyalty to picard. even though he never got anything back it’s sickening!!! it never mattered whether or not it was right to tell the truth because wesley was always going to turn on his friends for picard. it didn’t even matter in the end because this fully ruins wesleys relationship with him and with nova squad and he ends up leaving starfleet entirely 2 years later. it was all pointless. having to live knowing he’s complicit in his friend’s death when he grew up hating picard for being complicit in his fathers death even though they were friends. nick locarno who’s said to be like the squads surrogate father being the most responsible in joshs death and wesley having to live through that all again. and through all of this he lost his friend. the trial didn’t matter telling the truth didn’t really matter because at the end of the day josh would still be dead. after wesley has grown up seeing so many people close to him die and always living through these terrible traumatic life-or-death scenarios. like i cant even imagine the survivors guilt. they were supposed to stick by each other through anything but nick is expelled josh ends up dead sito ends up dead wesley just disappears the whole thing is just a tragedy. there was no way out man.
#i should’ve known going in that it was going to be so much worse on this rewatch but i thought i could take it#LIKE DEAR GODDDDDDD that type of loyalty to your shipmates and your squad it’s like . a part of you. you don’t go against it.#to even think about having to do that is terrible. like you don’t even joke about that here.#there are people in my platoon that i hate but when it really comes down to it you know that you’re there for them. ITS SICKENING#and that’s a platoon. it’s so different from a *squad* you know#and the worst part is about nick as the squad leader because like. you’re supposed to trust them man. for anything.#and my stance is still that i don’t think nick was this evil manipulator. i mean he was 21. he didn’t know what he was getting them into#and he has to live with it too. he’s just a very real character to me i’ve always empathized with him. even though you’re not supposed to.#guys. it’s bad
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it was cold, actually, in this house.
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saw a man so beautiful i had to cry a little
#good goddddddd 😭😭😳😳🥰🥰🥰😭😭😭😭🥰🥰🥰😭😭😭🥰😭🥰😭🥰🥰#u already know who#i dont need to say anything#dear god take me back to the 2000s i need to look upon that mesmerising bisexual hair
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is lulled into a false sense of comfort -> is betrayed
[the cycle will never end]
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Oh My God He Fucked That Old Man.
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i am such,, an autist
#how did i never realize i was autistic as a kid#i'm literally so. very much not allistic#thinking back to when i had every single episode title and number of supernatural memorized#like you could be like 'whats the 5th episode of season 6' and i'd know#i blocked most of that info out tho bc FUCK SPN but like#THAT WAS SOME MAJORLY AUTISTIC SHIT MY DUDE#howwwww did i not know#currently i'm rewatching The A-Team and i've been counting every time Face says 'uh'#i literally find JOY in counting the amount of times a character uses a filler word#in every goddamn episode#there are many other obvious reasons i'm autistic but dear GOD#how did i struggle to accept i was autistic for so long like it's so fucking obvious oh my goddddddd
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Could you Write a fic Where Reader is at a lovejoy concert and suprise wilbur? Thanks :,)
“Do We Tell Them?”
Superstarbur x Female Reader
Warnings: Just some sweet adorable fluff for y’all :)
A lovely anon request! My first request for a fic vs. a headcannon! And let me tell you, dear anon, this idea is AMAZING! I’ve always wanted to write a fic involving the reader at one of Wilbur’s gigs, and I’m so glad I finally get the chance! Big apologies if this isn’t what you had in mind… :’)
Fic below cut!
I wink at Ash from where I’m standing, slipped between the barrier and the stage in a shadowy alcove. My view here is excellent, and Wilbur can’t see me. Perfect.
It was the band’s collective idea (minus Wilbur, of course), to sneak me into a gig to surprise my boyfriend. I’d been to a lot of them if they were local, snuggled into Wilbur’s sweats backstage and running to him for kisses when they were done playing, but I’d never been this close to him during a show.
While Wilbur and I had been together for ages at this point, we weren't exactly public. Sure, we’d run into fans while out on a date, occasionally getting stopped while acting like slightly more than friends, but to the fandom, it was all rumors. Rumors we were still debating when to confirm.
“I want to thank everyone for coming out to see our not-so-little band tonight,” Wilbur says, sweeping his chestnut curls out of his face as he prepares to end the show. “Your support means the world to us, and-“
His honey-brown gaze sweeps out over the crowd as he’s speaking, and I feel my heart catch in my throat as he looks directly at me, face giving away that my spot wasn’t exactly as hidden as I had hoped.
“Ok, which one of you guys did this?” Wilbur laughs, looking slightly sheepish as he turns his gaze on Ash, Joe, and Mark in turn. “Do we tell them?”
I’m dangerously close to the barrier where I know the fans could spot me, and from what I can hear, there’s a decent amount of confusion and concern spreading through the crowd.
“Fuck it,” Wilbur sighs, shaking his head as a rosy flush spreads across his face. “There’s no point in not telling you guys now- my bandmates snuck my girlfriend into the gig.”
A moment of dead silence and shock falls through the room before the audience erupts in screams and cheers. I take this as my cue, stage lights bright in my eyes as I walk towards Ash, who’s kneeling down to help me climb onto the stage.
I was expecting a hug or an innocent kiss on the cheek when I finally reached the center of the stage where Wilbur stood, not for him to pull me in with a flourish for a long, sweet kiss.
“This wasn’t how I expected to make our relationship public, love,” he jokes, fiddling with the mic stand to lower it to my height. “Wanna say hi?”
“Hello?” I say cautiously in the mic, mouth dropping open in shock at the cheer that erupts. “Is this what it’s like to be famous, Will?”
“Somewhat,” he replies, love shining in his eyes as he wraps an arm around my waist. “Here go all the fan theories about if some of our songs are about you.”
“Well, are they?”
“They will be.”
*I rewatched some of the videos I got when I saw Lovejoy live before I wrote this, and I feel like a transcript of what I was saying when Wilbur walked on stage is appropriate after this fic theme.
Wilbur: How are we doing tonight, Chicago?
Me, very high pitched screaming: OH MY GODDDDDDD!
Wilbur: Thank you for coming to my castle.
Me, in tears: THIS IS HAPPENING!
Wilbur: I built this. With my own hands.
Me, crying: I love you!
I’m past the point of being embarrassed. Drink water, stay safe, I love you all <3
#princesswrites#wilbur soot x reader#wilbur soot x you#wilbur x you#wilbur x reader#mcyt x you#wilbur soot#lovejoy#wilbur soot x female reader#wilbur soot fluff#princessfics#superstarbur#mcyt fluff#wilbur mcyt
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Hope all is well! 💌
Can I request the brothers or side boys reacting to poly!MC leaving small love notes to the brothers, making sure that even MC is dating them all, they are still loved immensely by MC?
A/N: So sorry this took so long, been in a rut lately, hope you enjoy ❤
Cringey puns ahead on Levi and Beel’s part lol
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Lucifer
His day was stressful and long, and he just wanted to relax a bit when he got home, but knowing what his brothers got up to, he doubted the peace he wanted would last
When he entered his office hidden in the library, he walked over to his desk and saw a letter with familiar handwriting
“From MC ❤“
"Dear Luci. I know you have been working hard and I want to say I'm proud of you. There's coffee I made in the pot so you can finish any unfinished documents without passing out, but be sure to get to bed early, okay?
-Love, MC"
He gave a little chuckle and with the cup he got from MC not long ago, he went to fill his cup
MC may be a troublemaker sometimes but he loves this human..
Mammon
He was walking home from the casino when he got stopped by one of his crows flying over and handing him a note
“From MC ❤“
Mammon raises an eyebrow and went somewhere more private to open it
Once he does, he excitedly opens the letter
“Dear Mammoney. Surprise! It must’ve been one heck of a surprise to get a note from one of your crows, huh? Well, maybe not.. But still! I know we haven’t gotten the most time together, but I still love you, okay? In fact, I have set up a movie in my room, just the two of us, with no interruptions, so come quick okay? I miss you!
-Love, MC”
Is MC trying to kill him?! He got so red in the matter of seconds
Mammon is so glad MC still loves him, it’s not hard to think otherwise sometimes.
But.. being reaffirmed like this makes his heart pound
Leviathan
He was playing games in his room before hearing a familiar knock at the door
He looks over and notices a small note that was slipped in
Levi hesitantly walks over and picks it up
“From MC ❤”
“Huh? MC”
He opens it and reads it while walking back to his gaming desk
“Dear Levi, I have a question! Are you Pikachu? Cuz you’re shockingly beautiful! I didn’t want to disturb your gaming so I thought I’d send a note <3 Have fun!
-Love, MC”
What?!? Where did that come from?!
Ohhhh myyy goddddddd....
He’s a flustered tomato from this
This human is gonna be the death of him
Satan
MC has sent him on a hunt that put his detective skills to the test
The clues were mostly connected to their relationship, they sent him to a cat cafe, to a museum and other such places
The clues the human has given him had led to a letter on the library chimney that has “From MC ❤” on it
He opens it and reads the contents
“Dear Satan,
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of being and ideal grace.
I love thee to the level of every day’s
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
I love thee freely, as men strive for right.
I love thee purely, as they turn from praise.
I love thee with the passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood’s faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints. I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life; and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death.
-Love, MC”
Ah, a poem, classy MC
He chuckles and puts the note in his pocket
Well, he will have to think of one to give them in return
Asmodeus
He went to his room, planning on calling MC so they can hang out
However, when he went to do his makeup, he saw a note on his desk
“From MC ❤”
Oh? A love note?
He hums happily and opens it
“Dear Asmo, I love you more then words can describe. Whenever you’re thinking the opposite, use this note as a reminder. And I hope you know I love not just your body, but I love you as a whole
-Love, MC”
He squeals happily and hugs the note close to his chest with a smile on his face
Sometimes he needs the reminder
Beelzebub
He was going to the fridge for his late night food raid, and had his eyes on the pudding he put his name on
Beel barely missed the note underneath it
He grabs it and reads the words on it
“From MC ❤”
He puts the pudding cup down and opens it
“Dear Beel, I love you a latte, more than you might think! If you ever wanna talk or you have some problem, don’t bear it by yourself, okay? You can come to me!
-Love, MC”
He smiles at the pun and the accompanying message
Beel really really really loves this human
Belphegor
It was when he woke up from a nap that he saw the note near his pillow
He groans and squints a bit to see who it was from
“From MC ❤”
Belphie sighs and, with a bit of a struggle, he opens it
“Dear Belphie, I love you to the moon and back! Don’t forget it, okay? I know have trouble believing it sometimes, but this is your reminder.
PS: I washed your favourite blanket/pillow case and I will return them to you later
-Love, MC”
A small smile cracked through and he put the letter somewhere safer, hugging a pillow he stole from MC and is yet to return
...Not like he plans to give it back, anyways
#obey me shall we date#obey me! lucifer#obey me! mammon#obey me! leviathan#obey me! satan#obey me! asmodeus#obey me! beelzebub#obey me! belphegor#obey me! mc#love letters#love notes#poly mc#request#kinda proofread
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Because of the fact that I view Ink as a more deity-type figure due to his role in the multiverse, and because of his ego, I often imagine that he has a god complex.
That is usually considered a bad thing, but I am so bad about things, I would feed into it constantly and spoil that little shit lmao
And,, holy hell, the thought of him affectionately referring to me as “dear mortal”?
I’m dead, I’m actually dead.
Like I know I’m technically a creator like everyone else is and that makes me a higher being than him, but. What if I wasn’t what if I was just another random character in the multiverse. What if.
I FEEL THE EXACT SAME WAY YOU DO. FEED THAT SKELETON'S EGO.
For some reason when it comes to loving and appreciating Ink my brain jumps to doing something akin to worshipping. Which is strange because never in my life have I been religious in any way whatsoever (not counting Ink) but it still happens
So yeah. I REALLY LIKE THE IDEAS GOING ON HERE.
ESPECIALLY THE "dear mortal" BIT. GODDDDDDD (see what I did there? lmao)
My brain is rampant with thoughts oml thank you
#cw religious themes#?#methinks#submitted by a person#ink sans#ink sans x reader#utmv#undertale au#miscellaneous
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Episode 49 Notes-
Heheheh I had a snow day so I got to listen early!!!!!!!!!!!
THE INTRO SONG OMG
We are winning with the dndads music lately hehehe
“Like there’s a Druid in my mind saying it’s gonna be oak” SOBBING
Oak this is a bop actually
Holy shit there were so many things bad that happened to normal lately 😭
They’re in the past!!!!!! Oh my goddddddd
Taylor’s Teen Fact: Taylor was the runner up of the Teen High Teen of the Year award (which Margarita Pizza won). Taylor is a very good cup stacker (third place in a competition)
We forget that Taylor is canonically the most popular kid
Freddie’s facts are always the craziest of all time. I love it
Linc’s Teen Fact: Linc had to do things other than soccer playing so Marco and Grant got him into artsy stuff. Of course he only would pain/sculpt soccer type things. So he decided to start selling them on Next Door (with an account called Foot King). Marco and Grant took him off of the app. He’s a good painter basically
Normal’s Teen Fact: Normal always keeps his hot glue gun on him
Scary’s Teen Fact: Scary doesn’t have a New Years Resolution because she decided it was too resolute (too firm, too definite). She wants to be able to choose whether or not to do something
Daddy Fact: Anthony’s goal is to write a porn thing and he was reached out to by a porn website to write for them. He was gifted a care package (picture as you will)
He’s already written the script 😭
OH SHIT TAYLOR AND SCARY AREN’T WITH THEM
Ooohh AU where they ARE the four horseman of the apocalypse
THE DOLPHIN CULT YAYYYYYYYYYYAGAJAHHSJDND
Sitcom staring the Porpy and Flippy: Cop sidekicks
NO DOOD HAS DOODLERIZED EVERYONEEEEEE
Well Willy did but whatever
Screw Willy
Grill Master the Dolphin!!!!!!! Ayyyyyy
Dang Willy is God
They’re in a five person (well four person now) marriage don’t judge the dolphins!!!!
Awww they’re only like. Fifteen.
Heh Glenn Close/Jodie Foster (a good guy) in charge of Hell, Willy Stampler (a bad guy) in charge of Heaven
Yoooo wait the FBI is apart of the Hell now
Lark still hates Henry omg
Sparrow!!! Omg
Normal and Scary are so similar omg omg omg
Damn Good Omens much
What is it with Willy getting at the Oaks?
OH IS IT BECAUSE THEY HAVE PART OF DOOD IN THEM!?!?!?
“Brother” AYYY THEYRE BACK
The codependents of all time
HENRY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This dumb spell my goodness I love their debate
Why are they so set on killing Henry 😭
Oh only 49 damage that’s not that bad
TAYLOR BREAKS LARKS ANCLE OMG
Scary noooooooo
SPIDER BOIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Scary’s gonna die 😭 😭 😭 😭
Taylors such an ass omg
Scary got 44 damage
“I say no once in six years of podcasting”
TEHYRE ON FUREEEEEBSJAJAHIWIW
SCARY AND HENRY A DUO I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED
Lark and Sparrow make me so unwell omg
NO LARK LETS GO OF SPARROW NOOOO
Begging for Lark to have a whole thing about Sparrow with Normal
No one catches Lark 😭
Taylor is so funny omg
TAYLOR WITH SPARROW OMG
They seriously are having season one vibes I missed this so much omg
Nooo that was such a good transition
Taylor having his own mini adventure is because they played a Taylor Swift song for their intro
CASSANDRA OH NO
TAYLOR JS GOING TO KILL WILLY IF HE DOES ANYTHING ELSE TO HIS MOM
This whole Taylor thing is giving off BIG Leviathan Fabian vibes with Chungle Down Bim
YOOO THE MARRIAGE THING OMG STRIKES AGAIN
Please say this works
Roll high
Ohh a 12
LINC JUST PRAYED TO WILLY
Voicemail box 😭
Of course Taylor is going to find his name
OMG WAIT FREDDIE’S PLAN WAS LITERALLY OREDICTED BY SOMEONE ON TUMBLR I SWEAR
I DUNNO WHO
BUT MAY APPOLO’S VISION BE UPON YOU OR WHATEVER
Nooooo and it’d be easier for Taylor too because HIS MOM MARRIED WILLY OMG OMG
HIS LAST NAME TECHNICALLY COULD BE STAMPLER MUCH EASIER NOW BECAUSE OF THAT
SCARYA ND HENRY YAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYSGHAHWHSHSHSHSVSAHWJHAHSB
Henry stopppppppp you’re messing with Scary :cccccccc
Nooo scary still has the hat omg oh dear
Oh dear Willy’s God now he could probably control someone’s mind through their sleepppp
Oh god I hate Barry so much. He sucked so much I hate him
AHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHSHHAHSHHSHSH SCARY BEING A SOCCER OEROSN OMG OSBAKAJSH
Taylor squints so hard that someone dies 😭
AYYY THATS CANON
I wonder if he’s gonna get the original daddies as well as the Kiddads
Scary’s pulling what Riz did with Biz ayyyy
Aww that would’ve been sick if he believed her
NO NO DONT TELL HER SHE WAS LIKE YOU FUCK YOU WILLY
FUCKING GET HIM SCARY GET HIS ASS GET EM
Scary just wants attention :ccccc
“Good luck” ANTHONY THAT HAD NO BUSINESS BEING SO OMINOUS OMG
Noooo remembering the thing with the cheese :ccc
I miss early season two
NO THATS WHERE EVERYRHING WITH HERMIE HAPPENED AYLGHHHHHHSVSHHSHS
“YOU BITCH” omg normal 😭
“Give me an L” “You’ve had enough Ls” “I’ll give you one of mine”
No the way it fits the intro
AHHH NORMAL USING HIS CHEER TO CHEER UP LINC
This episode is making me giddy omg /pos
Linc is getting so sad this is worryinggggg. He’s acting like Grantttttt
This whole eye thing is seriously the math questions on my tests
A happy normal is something I’ve missed so so much
I think literally all of these kids (except maybe Taylor) have a guilt complex (Scary/Willy, Normal/Code Purple, Linc/im not quite sure)
DARRYL AUYYYYYAYAYAYYAYAHAHABBSHSJSJS
JODIE AND GLENN YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYABSJAHWH
Omg Jodie and Glenn together 😭
WIAT WAIT OKG WAIT
THE THING THAT MAKES THEM BELIEVE JN SHIT
THE WHOLE THING WITH THE CLOSE FAMILY DID THAT FOR TAYLOR
AND HE GOT THE PERSUASION THING
DOES THAT MEAN THATLL HAPPEN FOR THE OTHER TEENS WHEN THEYRE THING IS COMPLETED
ITS LIKE WHEN IN FH THEY GIT TO REROLL A STAT AFTER SOOHMORE YEAR
Scary looks like Larry!!
Omg Freddie is genuinely so smart omg
HAMILTON AYYYYYYYY
Yam ya
I’m gonna use that
He had a flying spell wowwww
REVERSE GRAVITY AUAGAHHAJAHAHHAHAHJW
OhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHH
Will and me both man
Larry is so cool omg
Dood nooooooo
RONNNNAHGAHAHAHAHHSHS
FUCK YOU WILLY
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUHAGSJSHHAHAAHAHS
Mfer admits that Ron posed a threatttttt
Honey badger waits for no one
I’m gonna start using that too
GO BETH OMG
Willy likes the science kid oh my god I’m gonna sob
Larry gives off church camp vibes
Willy’s doing the spaghetti thing 😭
OMG OMG
WILLY TAYLOR IS GOING TO KILL YOU IF YOI HURY CASSANDRA PIOE THAT HOLY SHIT
“You’d be a lot prettier if you smiled Cassandra” GET HIS ASS TAYLOR GET. HIS. ASS.
You know I hated Willy before
But this is a whole new fucking level
Awww that’s so sweet at the end <33
AHHAHAHAHHAHA THIS EPISODE MAN
I don’t know how I’m gonna be able to wait for the next episode ahhh
IVE LISTENED TO THE ALBUM BUT OMG IM SO EXCITED TO HEAR THE ONE THEYRE RELEASING TO ADVERTISE IT
I’m betting it’s either the Potatoe one or Dead and Gone
Hmmmmm
January 30th!!
Oh screw off siri
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAIT IS DEAD AND GONE
YAYAYAYAYYAYAYAAYAYAYYAYAYYA
THIS EPISODE IS MT ABSOKUTE FAVORUTE THIS SEASON
#Dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndads spoilers#dndads s2#I had to delete some of my key smashes so that i could post this within the key limit
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WIP ask for the Bones fic!!!
1a. who wins Silliest Guy (gender neu) award (based solely off of what happens in the fic, not based off canon/headcannons/etc
1b. who is the least silly? are they so unsilly that they circle back 2 being silly? (this can be the same silly person from Q. 1a)
3. Favorite event so far?
4. say somthing abt EITHER the most angsty scene or the most whimsical. u DONT have 2 say which one it is. :33
as always u dont have 2 do all of these (or any of them lol), so feel free 2 pick n choose if u so wish!!
YIPPIE 1857 FANFICTION!!!!!!!!!! lets go and do this,,,
1a) crowley tbh. he’s having his silly lines and foolhardy plans doing as he does without taking much seriously (as a coping mechanism) while aziraphale is treating this Mega Serious 😡 he isnt playing around. which is valid! crowley did ghost him for 30 years only to die again before he could see him So!!!! i dont blame him😔
2a) i guess id have to say beelzebub is the Least Silly only bc they get the least amount of screentime and Do Threaten to torture crowley (and actually does, but off screen) after what happened in edinburgh. least silly demon here fr
3) goddddddd i think just yanking crowley out of the grave like a fucking carrot is just so amazing to imagine. like man!!!! thats it right there!!!! peak imagery 🔥🔥
4) ohhhhhh that yellow acacia. the fucking yellow acacia. WHAT THE FUCK CROWLEY,,,, ultimate loverboy (gn) movie right there. almost too loveboy. you gotta cut it out before aziraphale short circuts or then there will no angel to woo. you dont want that do you….i didnt think so. Anyway—it has the be the yellow acacia. ypu will understand one day dear pep
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