G.O.A.T Talk Ft Y/N
Jack Harlow x reader x friend!druski
Fluff? Fun?
A/n: Repost, this took forever for me to edit
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“Quiet on the set, camera speed, go ahead.” Jack nods to druski.
“Uh, welcome to goat talk this is Jack Harlow, and y/n and uh I’m here to check in.” Druski smiles confidently.
“Say your name, dumbass.” You laugh at Druski, causing both the boys to laugh.
“Well let’s do it one more time, I loved how you did it, just do it one more time.” The man behind the camera laughs.
“Like say your own name right?” Druski jokes, causing you all to laugh.
“Goat pickup line?” Druski asks picking up the first card.
“I’ll tell you what always works for me. I say ‘you know I really look at you as a sister.’” Jack smiles at Druski.
“And that worked on you y/n?” Druski asks smiling.
“Hell no, y’all no me if he would’ve said some stupid shit like that to me I would’ve treated him like a brother.” You laugh making a stank face.
“I just give them one good look,” Druski says trying to make his look. You make an off-putting face while Jack just stifles back a laugh.
“What is yours?” Jack asks you smiling.
“I say, ‘I heard you’re like the new hot white rapper out right now, yeah I’ve been following your music for a while.’ After never hearing a line of the song.” You nod biting back a smile. Both the boys break out in laughter as Jack puts his hand over his heart and acts hurt.
“Next card, damn!” He laughs as you go to pick up the next card.
“Goat stand-up comedian?” You ask the two boys.
Jack plays with his toothpick a bit as he thinks of the answer.
“Seinfeld.” He says causing you and Druski to break out in laughter and Druski to let out a ‘wow’.
“Seinfield or Chapel.” He corrects himself laughing.
“I gotta go with an oldie but a goodie, Cedric the Entertainer.” Druski nods.
“Damn good answer, I don’t know. Maybe I’ll go with Kevin Hart.” You smile taking the easy way out of the question.
“Goat chain in hip hop?” Jack asks looking at you both.
“I don’t have an answer for that one.” You laugh out.
“Have you ever seen Dj Drama’s barrack odrama chain?” Jack asks you both.
“No, I haven’t.” You and Druski both say.
“Yeah, Yeah,” Jack says nodding his head.
“Dem Franchise Boys had a chain I used to want.” Druski nods.
“Remind me what does it look like?” Jack asks him with a puzzled look on his face.
“Don’t remember.” Druski smiles causing you to break out in laughter.
“Goat sneaker?” Druski asks
“Y’all know the Steph Curry Underarmer?” Jack asks. You and Druski both nod.
“Low top or high top?” Druski asks chuckling.
“Low top.” Jack laughs.
“You know, I have to go with a loafer, I’m just a loafer guy. Sperry’s they’re classic.” Druski says playing with his toothpick.
“Good choice, I’m gonna go with converse. I think they’re comfortable.” You nod causing both the boys to laugh.
“What’s wrong with converse?” You exclaim making a puzzled face.“Nothing, nothing at all.” Jack chuckles shaking his head. You reach down to grab the card rolling your eyes at him.“Ooh, goat album?” You ask the boys looking between them both.
“I’m gonna go Late Registration, Kanye West,” Jack says looking at Druski.
“I’m gonna go Tha Carters Three.” He nods causing you and Jack to laugh.
“What’s wrong with that album?” He asks defensively. “Nothing it’s just something about you, Y/n what’s your goat album?” Jack asks you.“I’m gonna go with Lemonade by Beyonce. No skips.” You nod.
“Goat fast food restaurant?” Jack asks smiling at Druski.“Whoever set this up like this you’re sick.” He smiles looking past the camera.
“Hardee’s right?” Jack smiles nodding
“No, literally no one was going to say Hardee’s.” Druski laughs out causing you to laugh too.
“Mine is Raising Cane’s.” Druski states.
“Mine is probably Culver’s.” You smile
“What about you, Hardee’s?” Druski asks Jack smiling.
“It’s a tough answer you know all these fast food spots have all these politics tied to them.” Jack laughs.
“Oh come on it is not that deep,” Druski states rolling his eyes.
“You gotta be kidding.” You laugh at Jack.
“Hardee’s.” He states slamming the card down and chuckling.
“Goat childhood toy?” Druski asks Jack.
“I used to have the He-Man castle, you know who He-Man is don’t you?” Jack asks Druski causing Druski to shake his head no with a smile.
“Bop it,” Druski states causing Jack to laugh.
“Small brainchild, didn’t take much to entertain you.” He laughs at Druski.
“Hey! Don’t get on Druski because mine was those water games with the hoops and you gotta press the button to make the water flow and push the hoops onto the little poles.” You laugh looking at Jack.
“I just surround myself with idiots.” Jack laughs shaking his head causing you to lightly push his head and roll your eyes playfully.
“Oh no, the jokes that are gonna come with this one. Goat sex position?” You ask the boys causing them to break out in laughter.
“No, but it’s something I always specifically wanted to know from you, I just wanted to know how the fuck does this work?” Jack states looking at Druski smiling.
“Why? Why me.” Druski laughs.
“I like this one you don’t have to do too much, really you can be half asleep and she just rolls over on ya. You kinda gotta just like scoop under her and kinda just hit it like this.” Druski says motioning with his leg up causing you to laugh.
“What’s yours?” He asks Jack shaking his head.
“Well, you know what they call me.” He says smiling, his smile quickly dropping with Druski’s blank face.
“You know my nickname, my tik tok name.” He smiles at Druski.
“Ohhh, Missionary,” Druski states nodding his head. “Yeah, I mean I like it. It’s simple, it’s standard, it feels good, and you can dig in there.” Jack smiles.
“Dig in there?” You exclaim laughing.
“What’s yours?” Druski asks you smiling.
“Cowgirl.” You say quickly smiling, urging Jack to pick the next card.
Druski quickly daps up Jack and laughs.
“Goat rapper?” Jack asks.
“Be careful!” He laughs at Druski.
“I’m gonna go with Dj Unk.” Druski nods.
You and Jack just laugh and shake your heads.
“Playing it safe huh, escape with a joke?” Jack asks Druski smiling.
“I was being serious!” Druski says motioning his arms.
You and Jack both copy his actions and go ‘I was being serious!’
“How about yours?” Druski asks Jack.
“Drizzy, baby.” Jack says.
“I’m gonna go with Champagnepapi too.” You say nodding your head.
“Goat Jack Harlow song?” Druski asks you/
“Who the hell is Jack Harlow?” You smile scrunching your nose.
“She doesn’t know any of your songs!” Druski laughs out at Jack causing him to laugh.
“First of all I know more than you, I’m gonna go with What’s Poppin.” You laugh. Both the boys break out in laughter.
“I really like that one song you have that goes ‘turn off the lights let the moon shine through the skies’ I really like your voice on that one,” Druski says singing the song.
You break out in laughter. Jack was able to hold his composure but the second he heard you burst out laughing he couldn’t hold his in.
“I think mine is keep it light for the writing,” Jack says interlinking his fingers.
“Goat vaccination spot? They’re trying to get political.” Jack says showing the card to Druski and smiling.
“What is even going on- that says vacation you dumbass. How the fuck. How did you even read vaccination.” Druski asks Jack.
You break out in laughter once again.
“My fault, vacation, goat vacation spot.” Jack smiles.
“How did you even get vaccination spot?” You laugh at Jack. Jack just motions around his head causing you and Druski to laugh.
“I like this place called Massanutten, Virginia,” Druski says causing you and Jack to laugh. You had laughed so much during this interview your stomach was starting to hurt
“Why are y’all laughing? Me and my family vacation there a lot. You can do so much there. You can fish, ride horses, you can even go to the indoor waterpark.” Druski states getting serious that just makes you laugh more leaning on Jack.
“Michigan,” Jack says quickly.
“What’s in Michigan?” You ask him with a cocked eyebrow.
“If you know you know.” Jack laughs causing you to roll your eyes
“I like to vacation in my hometown, really feel the vibes, being there really makes me want to leave too so when I finally get back home I feel super happy to be home.” You state chuckling.
“Okay well, that was goat talk with Y/n, Druski, and Jack Harlow! Thanks for watching.” Jack says to the camera.
“Now what the fuck is in Michigan?” You ask him with a smile on your face, the camera was still rolling and they decided to keep it in thinking it was funny.
“I said if you know you know.” Jack smiles taking the toothpick from his mouth and kissing you.
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Prompt lists
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