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cringywhitedragon · 4 months
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darkling-er · 4 years
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Piety Knob || Chapter 2
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Parts: Chapter 1 | Chapter 3 I Chapter 4 coming soon
Even though I fell asleep rather quickly thanks to being awfully tired after the car ride, I wake up and the odd feeling of a new place hits me in the head.
No traffic sounds, no loud neighbours from upstairs or the sound of a construction site. Just plain silence, the brief sound of wind between the leaves and birds chirping around.
"God damn it!" I hear Perry shout from downstairs and I smile to myself, not everything changed at least.
I get up and ready for the day, not making much effort on the clothing part and I go downstairs to check up on my aunt.
"Everything good?" I ask with a teasing smile and Perry turns around.
I should ask what happened, but the look on Perry's face, the cat food all over the floor and Church eating up the mess peacefully makes everything clear.
"Yeah, yeah... Just Church acting like an asshole, as usual."
I chuckle then I open up the cereal and pour it in a bowl. Before I can even get to the fridge Perry says.
"There's no milk, I slept in, thanks to the jet leg so I didn't have time to buy anything yet."
I make a pout, but sit down to eat.
"Shame..."
Perry rolls her eyes at me.
"Don't start! I'm stressed as it is already. We have to go to the store, then go to the animal hospital, then we have to visit your school..."
She starts to list everything and I say with a full mouth of cereal.
"We have a whole month before school! And we just arrived!"
She waves me off.
"Yeah, but I have to make a good impression, June." she sighs and only now I notice how tired she is, she looks a lot more than her real age.
"It's a new town, we have to try and make the best out of it. If we make the wrong impression, it can mark our life here..."
"You're being dramatic." I try to tease, and she cracks a smile after another sigh.
"You're one to talk, Miss Drama Queen."
I grin and shrug.
"I don't know what you mean..."
Now she puts her hands on her waist, readying the "mama pose".
"Oh reaaally?"
I nod and try not to laugh.
"Yeah, really."
She acts like she is thinking very hard.
"Then who might have been that made an hour rant about her favourite pirate dying and how it was not supposed to happen."
"Hey, he was a real gem and it was horrible to watch!"
She lets out a long laugh and honestly I'm glad to not see her too worried about things.
"Honey it was a tv show."
"Blackbeard deserved better." I add grumpily, then look towards Church, who is cleaning himself after his breakfast.
"Defend me, Church!" I say dramatically, and I see Perry's point now.
The tabby just stops his cleaning process, with wide eyes and tongue out he leaves the scene.
"You coward!!!" I shout after him and me and Perry burst out in a laugh.
In the morning the city looks a lot different, but not much more lively. It's weird to see so few people on the streets. I guess for them it's normal or even a crowd, but compared to Chicago for me it's a lot different.
One thing I can see clearly though. Higher in the city, near the forest are the more expensive looking houses, I can even see some backyards with pools. But further down towards the lake it's reminds me more of the hoods back in Chicago. It has a certain charm to it, and I can clearly see the two sides of the tracks in town. Most of the people that I see outside can be chategorized as well.
The north siders are more suburbian looking, everyone smiling and greeting each other. It feels like an episode from black mirror. Perry doesn't seem to mind them, she even stops a lot to introduce us to the random families. Housewives with 60s dresses, limonade in hand, meanwhile husband and son mowing the grass. As I said, creepy.
Down in the 'hood' feels more like my world. No one's smiling randomly at each other, just people minding their own business.
We get to the part of town where most of the stores and small family businesses are. It doesn't take that long to get their, it is a small town after all.
As Perry leads the way I stay behind a bit looking at the store signs. No world-wide known franchise names, like Subway or McDonalds, more like Brenda's Flower shop or Granny's diner. Even the only cinema in town promotes a movie that came out about 20 years ago.
I almost bump into Perry as I'm lost in my thoughts when she suddenly stops.
"We're here, I'm already late, shit." She says looking at her clock.
She turns to me, then points to across the street to a 24/7 store, as she gives me a piece of paper and her credit card.
"Would you please buy these while I make arrangements at work?"
I see no point in arguing, I didn't really want to join her to the animal hospital anyway.
"Sure."
She goes in the door and I look at the small store and head there. I cross the street without looking around, there are almost no cars anyway.
The door rings as I set foot into the local store and the cashier, who is around the same age as I am looks at me up and down and continues until I disappear in the isles.
I pick up the stuff that Perry wrote down, not making a rush of it, because I know she will take forever with small talk with her new boss anyway.
After I look at every shelf and almost every product I get bored so I stand in front of the cashier. She slowly checks in every item, meanwhile looking at me.
"You're new here?" she asks and I nod.
"Yupp."
I don't really like small talk so I don't try to encourage him into a conversation, he does it anyway.
"Cool... I'm Polly! Polly Ambers, I live down at the docks. You're one of the Blackwoods right?"
Okay how does everyone know that, did auntie Primprose put out a sing or what?
"Yeah, how did you-?"
She cuts me off with a smirk.
"This is Detroit, babe, everyone knows everything here. The only action that ever happens in this town is when someone leaves or someone new comes here. People talk a lot."
"Great." I huff, and she laughs.
"Yeah, so pretty much brace yourself for being stared at for at least a month."
She finishes with the products:
"That will be 34.29!"
I reach out with the credit card and she shakes her head pointing at the sign behind the counter.
"Cash only? Seriously?"
I ask dumbstruck and she nods.
"I know. This town is lame."
"Tell me about it..." I say then search in my pockets for any cash.
"Where are you from?" Polly asks as I lay down the money I scraped from my pockets along with some pocket dirt.
"Here, actually. We moved to Chicago when I was 4."
"Chicago." Polly says as she looks into the distance. "I bet it's a big city."
"I mean yeah, but if you've seen one before you've seen all already."
Polly shakes her head.
"Not me, I was born here and I never went anywhere before. I want to, once I get my degree, I will go and travel the world."
She gives me my bag full of food with a smile.
"I can show you around after work if you'd like." she offers.
"Really?" I ask, again dumbstruck.
"Don't act all surprised." She chuckles, her dark hair falling into her face. "Everyone's so fuckin' boring in this town, except for me, obviously. You won't get a better offer and anyway. Aaaand I can show you all the cool places. There aren't a lot, but still."
My smile is genuine as I nod.
"Alright, when do you finish?"
She steps out from behind the counter and rushes me towards the door.
"Now, let's get out of here."
"Wait, what? You're not gonna get in trouble?" I ask as she hurries me out.
"I don't work here." she answers and I laugh as I think it's a joke but we hear a toilet flush from behind a door and then the actual cashier, wearing a name tag of 'Rick'. As he sees Polly he points an accusing finger.
"AMBERS I SWEAR TO FUCK, IF YOU COME HERE AGAIN I'LL CALL THE COPS, I'M SERIOUS. YOU ARE BANNED!"
Polly takes my arm and pushes me out the door as she shouts.
"Whatever, Dick!"
We laugh as we run out the store and take a few blocks. As no danger comes our way we stop to catch our breath.
"Do you usually pretend to work at places?" I ask with a chuckle and she shrugs.
"I mean, yes, don't you?" She asks teasingly then turns to walk towards the docks. "Come on, I'm gonna introduce to some of my gang."
"Gang? Like a street gang?" I ask with doubt and she rolls her eyes.
"No, big city, not like a street gang. It's just a phrase."
"Okay, small town!" I tease back and she smiles at me.
"I think you're gonna like the docks. It's the least suburbian looking place in town. Have you seen some of the northside? They are aliens, I'm telling you. Or a cult. Definitely a sex cult."
I chuckle nervously.
"We moved there actually."
She stops in her tracks and turns to look at me.
"Why must you fail me so often?" she asks in the most serious voice. "But really, until you go and dress like people in Mad Men and talk like a woman from the victorian ages, you're fine."
She leads me to the lake and I have to admit it's a pretty sight. Polly asks me about Chicago and about the places I've been before until we reach a boat called 'Harker'. She climbs aboard and looks at me.
"You coming?"
I look at her suspiciously.
"Is a guy going to come out of the bathroom asking why you're on his boat?"
She folds her hands.
"Do you not trust me?"
I laugh and I shake my head.
"Nope, we just met."
"Wise choice, but no, I own this boat. Well, actually my dads are, but still."
I look surprised for a second then join her aboard.
"Yeah, I am adopted with two gay dads before you ask."
"I wasn't going to. I kind of figured after you said 'dads'." I smile at her, then I put down my bag on the boardfloor.
I pull out my phone and text Perry a short message. 'Met a girl in town, she's showing me around. Bought everything, I'll go home later.'
"Are you texting your boyfriend?" Polly asks as she picks up a jacket and puts it on.
"My aunt, so she doesn't freak out where I am."
"Cute, let's go." she says and turns back to walk to town.
"Did we seriously get here just to pick up your jacket?" I ask with a laugh, but still follow her.
"Yeah, I was cold, now come on."
We walk about ten minutes when we reach a gas station/mechanic shop.
"Why are we here?" I ask and tease Polly. "I'm starting to doubt you, oh knower of cool places."
"Have faith, my young apprentice."
She walks toward the garage part of the shop and she greets the people in there. There's a guy about our age, lot taller with brown hair, who meets Polly with a fist bump.
"Whattup Toby?" Polly greets him and nods towards me. "This is the new girl everyone talked about."
"Hey, I'm Juniper" I say awkwardly, I really am socially awkward, huh?
"Hi, Toby Jameson." He says and holds out his hand so I shake it.
"Toby is gay." Polly says and we both look at her suprised. "What?"
"Nice icebreaker, Polls." Toby says with a laugh. "But yeah, it's true."
"Look I was only saying that because Juniper doesn't have a boyfriend and it's better before she falls in love with you, after you act like a straight dude then have her heart broken."
"This isn't a romcom Polly." Toby says then looks at me apologetically.
"Who says I don't have a boyfriend anyway? " I ask with a nervous laugh.
"I asked you and you said you were texting your aunt."
I would start to argue with her logic, but a voice interrupts.
"That doesn't count out anything."
I didn't notice the guy working under the car right until now as he rolls out from under there, all oily and sweaty. He tries to clean his hands as much with a rag, but it's already dirty as it is. He doesn't seem to mind, as he gets up from the floor.
"Well she didn't say anything about having one either." Polly answers to the mechanic.
He looks at me and I try hard to act normal and not stare at his sweaty once white tank top. Cause damn he is hot. Not like yesterday night. He seems to recognise me as well as he says.
"Nice to see you in pants for a change. For a second there I thought you didn't own any."
Polly and Toby looks between the two of us confused and then the girl looks at Mr. Asshole.
"Marcus tell me you didn't fuck the new girl."
"What?!" I look at her offended, and Marcus waves Polly off.
"No, and I wasn't planning to don't worry."
"Well good." Polly says and then looks at me. "Why did he saw you without your pants then?"
I roll my eyes very annoyed by the subject.
"I answered the door in my pajamas, it was after 10. And he was there with nutjob mayor, I can't remember his name."
Polly and Toby looks at Marcus accusingly.
"Why the fuck were you with Forrester?"
Marcus sighs as he gets some tools to continue his work.
"I fixed up his car and he told me he would pay me if I drove him there."
"Why?" Polly asks and Marcus sighs again.
"I don't know Polly! I don't care now can you leave me to work, I'm not gonna babysit you all, and if you're not working you are wasting my time."
Polly shrugs and takes my arm to go back to town.
"You are being rude, Marcus."
"And you are annoying, bye now!"
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When I get home it' already after dark. I hanged out with Polly and Toby for the rest of the day. Turns out they are really fun to talk to and as I return home I feel a lot better about living in Oregon. Polly promised me to take out on the lake before summer is over and Toby said he would drive us to Salem to go and watch a movie.
But my mood is killed as I step into the house and I hear Perry slamming the fridge door.
"Juniper Billie Blackwood!" she says angrily as she comes out, her hands on her hips and her face all angry.
Oh oh. I think as I smile at her apologetically.
"I'm sorry I'm late."
She disregards my apology.
"You skipped the meeting with the principal, you are lucky that I talked your way out and that Eli was nice enough to understand your behaviour."
Eli? I think. Since when is she on first name terms with my principal.
"Shit. I forgot."
"You for..." She breaths heavily. "You forgot? After I told you a million times over an over again how important it was?" She raises her voice and I look at my shoes nervously.
"I'm sorry we lost track of time and..."
She doesn't let me finish as she continues.
"Are you trying to sabotage us?" I look up at her at that.
"No!" I say offended at her accusation.
"Don't lie to me! You were not happy to come here in the first place, you were not happy with the house and my job. And that you have to attend school. You didn't even tell the mayor came to visit yesterday night. Juniper you were so rude you have no excuse for your behaviour other than sabotaging our stay here on purpose!"
"Well excuse me I don't like being dragged away from my home and friends to a place in nowhere. And I was having fun with two possible new friends and yeah, I forgot about the stupid mayor but that doesn't mean I am doing this because I wanted to sabotage you! "
Perry shakes her head and looks at my hand.
"Where are the grocieres?"
Shit. I facepalm, already exhausted from this fight.
"I left it on the boat I think. I'm sorry."
"Well go down and bring them here."
I look at her serious face and roll my eyes.
"Whatever."
I leave the house and slam the door behind me. I can still hear her arguing but I'm already on my way to the docks. I'm grumpy to walk in the cold breeze, I should have at least put on a jacket, but I still don't plan on hurrying until Perry calms down a bit.
I admit I should have been a bit more catious with the time and joined her at the school but I honestly forgot about that when Polly and Toby was making me feel somewhat at home.
I look for the boat on the docks, but in the dim light I can barely make out the names. As I search between the boats I don't really notice the footsteps behind me. In Chicago I was used to walking in a crowd so I don't think much of it now as well. That's why I don't notice in time the stranger in the hood, until I get hit in the head.
I don't lose concious at first I just kind of stumble down on the ground with the sudden pain in my head. I look up but my view is blurry so I can't see a clear picture of the person standing over me. I can only embrace another hit in the head as I now lose conciousness and everything turns to black.
tags: @onl-you
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