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webdiggerxxx · 6 months
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italicized-ohs · 6 months
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Hollow Knight a la Yahoo Answers.
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2hufacts · 8 months
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I really hate how sauceless quora is compared to Yahoo answers. Yahoo answers at its peak was fucking hilarious. 13 year olds asking the world's dumbest questions and other 13 year olds providing the world's dumbest answers. Nobody took anything seriously there. Quora answers read like the person writing them doesn't know what a joke is. Do people link their linkedin to their quora account or what
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accessible-tumbling · 7 months
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Video description: The Quora site is displayed and the narrator, who has a British accent and is speaking quickly and excitedly, opens by reading from it: "My MacBook Air weighs 2.3 pounds. If I download more files on it, will it make it heavier?
"This is Quora," he continues. "A place where once grand intellectual questions would be mused over. But if you recall, 2 years ago we sadly bid farewell to our friend, Yahoo Answers, a place where those sorts of questions didn't happen, and in that time it seems many Yahoo users have made Quora their new home.
"Do chimpanzees get pregnant? Does anyone live on the sun? How high do planes fly when landing? What percentage of people are going to die? Do lesbians get periods?"
(A response to that question is read in a gruff tone:) "Oh, come on! Where the hell are you getting that question?"
"You are sleeping with your partner and suddenly realize that he/she is a ghost. What would you do? Are there werewolves in Texas? Why does the sausage have two ends? What happens to the time it takes to actually time travel into the past/future? Which hole does an actress push out a baby in a birth sense?"
(Another answer is read:) "She doesn't. She acts."
"I heard that in the Middle Ages, nobles used to wipe their butts with ducklings. Is that right?"
(Response, gruffly:) "No!"
"Is it true that pregnant women should not sleep during a lunar or solar eclipse as it may cause harm to the unborn?"
(Response:) "No. That's the dumbest thing I ever heard."
"Can I sue Germany for putting my grandfather in prison for 7 years in the second world war?"
(Response:) "No, no, no, no, no!"
"Can you think of a sentence that contains the words 'book' and 'crabs'?"
(Response:) "Well, yes, I can."
"Why does the 'bros' abbreviation for 'brothers' end in 's' instead of 'th'?"
(Response:) "Because that would spell 'broth'."
"Do rich people get embarrassed that their servants know what their stuff in the toilet looks like?"
(Response:) "This is a very weird question."
"What happens when we wash vessel and use it with water in which a lizard was dead? Is it poisonous? What can we do?"
(Response:) "Uhh..."
"Why does the United States promote homosexuality and not consider what happened in the petrified village of Pompeii?"
(Response:) "Wha…?"
"How can I have sex with Asia?"
(Response:) "Pretty sure you mean an Asian girl."
"Is Israel on the world map? Are the Irish really from Ireland? My son speaks Arabic. (in a panicked, shouting tone:) What do I do? Does India have airports?"
(Response:) "Putin came to India in 2014 swimming in the ocean. I have a photo to prove." (A flash of a picture of Putin swimming can be seen briefly at this point in the video.)
"Where do animals live? Why are things? What is my date of birth? Do you know a microscope? Real mathematicians (in all caps): I have 5 live cows and then I multiply them by 0. How then do you come and tell me that I end up with 0? Where did the 5 go? Which is larger: 0 or 2+7? Math math what is angle?
(Narrator comment: "I do believe this Quora user was intending to ask 'what are the names of the most powerful angels?' but…) What are the names of moist powerful angles? I'm an atheist who believes in God. What should I do? Why do atheists watch fiction movies? During airplane turbulence, how do atheists keep calm?"
(Narrator comment: "This question I could only find an old link for, even Quora went nowhere, not even, that is way too stupid:) How do atheists know what foods are 'sweet' versus 'sour' or 'bitter'?
"I am 11 and stand at 5 foot 2. Am I obese? Do celebrities fart? What's the meaning of a single white egg left at my door? (narrator's comment: that is weird.)
"My mom slapped her own bum in front of me what does that mean? Is this correct, 'similarvgbhujkljhgtyhujk'? Why is Zelda so 'thicc' in Breath of the Wild? Do demons always say 'I am a demon' when they are introduced? Is it possible to balance your entire body on your penis?"
(Response:) " Yes, but I'm scared of heights."
"I saw the cop the gay eating a raw bird in my backyard. What should I do?" (Narrator comment: "I became a bit obsessed with this question, it's so indecipherable and googled it for clues to find apparently there was much debate on the site about whether this was a weird autocorrect from 'cat'. Which word was supposed to be cat?")
"Can deaf people laugh out loud? Can deaf people do surfing? How do def people know what facial expressions look like and how they're used outside of American Sign Language (ASL)? If so, how do they learn about them if there's no way to see someone else make that face?" (Narrator comment: "I mean, I don't think there's any intelligent questions actually left on this site, is there? Who's asking 'Can music cause candle to light?' Obviously, no!")
"Do people still eat mashed potatoes? (Yes!) Can semen travel up your foot? (No,, it cannot.) Is the word 'stay asleep' alwasy spelled 'J'? (I don't even know what that means.) Do lobsters pee from their faces? (Uh, ugh, are you mad? Obviously no!)"
(Response:) "Yes, as others have pointed out, many crustaceans have two different types of excretory organs, both near the head. Usually only one is used, depending on the age of the animal. Lobsters and crabs, etc, use their urine smell like cats, to mark territory, warn rivals, etc." (Uh..oh.)"
The screen goes white and the scene transitions to footage of the narrator walking up to a door. He places an egg on the mat, then runs away.
End video description.
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mcelquotes · 1 year
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I am a cashier at a farmers' market in Michigan. We sell a huge variety of stuff, including fresh shrimp. Today a toddler walked by our shrimp cooler and started chanting "SHRIMP! HEAVEN! NOW!" Emphasis on the "NOW!" Eventually leading his mother to say, "Please Daniel, we can't keep doing this." What is Shrimp Heaven? Why does Daniel need it now? What are my responsibilities in this situation, if any? I'm confused and delighted by this sloganeering child, but I fear something darker may lay under the surface. -- Shrimp Jesus Will Return
Justin McElroy reading a Yahoo Answers question
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Thing Ford Missed #225: Yahoo Answers
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seasidesapphix · 5 months
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can i eat the big leaf my sushi arrives on or will the staff be mad
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samduqs · 11 months
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how to study a whole subject in two days yahoo answers
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limerickshere · 2 years
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Our lovely Yahoo Answers (RIP),
Was where our questions’ answers always lay
But there’s one question we may all agree
Needs sharing, so I’ll do so, if I may:
“Could i be pregant? Am i pragnent, now?
Is pargant, pegnate, gregnant what i am?
Could i be prregnant, pergert, prengt; how?
I want to know if peegnant sans exam.
And how can i get pragnet, what to do?
Can I, while pegnat, go down waterslide?
Do starch masks mean was pargnet, is it true?
Can you get precum-pergnut, have you tried?”
And now to end my questions here compiled:
“I think I’m pretnet with my 14th child?”
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crappylilcomix · 1 year
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excerpt from my zine/book “inquiries for yahoo”, re-imagining great yahoos i submitted to mbmbam (but were never used) as questions from medieval peasants
available for sale here
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runawaymarbles · 1 year
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Sometimes I think about the guy who posted to yahoo answers in 2008 asking for suggestions for names made up only of the letters A D G J M P T and W because he wanted his son’s name to be easy to type on a phone.
That kid is probably never going to see a t9 keyboard in his life.
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Bring back Yahoo Answers and send the Christian babies there.
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am-i-pragnent · 4 months
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Am I Pragnent?
This bot posts questions and answers from Yahoo! Answers (2005-2021) every hour.
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uselessandgay · 10 months
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cringywhitedragon · 3 months
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Taken from a Matt Rose video, help what does this Quora Answer even mean!?
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Maybe Yahoo Answers should have remained open
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mcelquotes · 9 months
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Do you guys want a Sam's Club Yahoo?
Griffin McElroy
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