I saw this posted recently by @loretta-dont-you-oppress-me and @amagnificentobsession and saw an opportunity to share a cleaner version. Happy Holidays!
For everyone else, this is required viewing if you don't understand heterosexual intercourse.
humans really are multifaceted creatures! i run a lana del rey-super girly-expensive lipgloss-heart shaped sunglasses-girlblog but im also secretly an improv comedy nerd. shh don't tell anyone that im hot AND 100% able to explain the lore of every paul f tompkins character at any given moment. anyways this is me announcing i got tickets to see comedy bang! bang! (i've never been more excited)