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#Cassandra pentaghast/varric
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Cassandra/Varric, respite, hopeful tone?
“Respite.” It’s not a word that features in many of his novels. There’s enough to get done in two hundred pages without his lead stopping for a cup of tea by the fire, and his publisher didn’t pay him by the word, anyway.
But then again, this shit wasn’t so bad. The sun was warm and the breeze was cool. Shade and sunlight made an intricate web through the trees above him. Below, Sera and Dorian kicked water at each other as the Inquisitor sprinted through the shallows between them, laughing as he’d scarcely seen them do. Maybe he should start writing more scenes with meandering streams, he thought. More moments with the main character’s boots off, their toes tickled by tall grass, and a wide-brimmed had shading their eyes. What harm could it do the good guys to breathe a little?
It certainly wasn’t hurting the Seeker who lay to his left on their shared bank. Her armor was neatly deposited beside her, abandoned for his latest and filthiest work of smut. She breathed easily and turned another page. He checked the number on the corner and marveled at her ability to remain unreadable in the face of complete debauchery. He admired it, truly.
She peeked an eye at him out from behind the cover, and he took the opportunity to give her a knowing wink. “Getting good, huh?”
Cassandra grunted in feigned annoyance, then rolled over to her stomach and shook her head. “The things that you write, Varric.”
“They’re the things that you read, Seeker,” he joked back.
She looked at him again, only for a moment before a deliciously coy smile spread across her lips. She put the novel down, then raised herself to her knees and then to her feet. She towered over him like the tree above, and ran a finger along the scruff on his jawline. “If you behave yourself, dwarf,” she teased in a low murmer, “perhaps I will show you that they are also the things I do.”
… Well, shit, he thought, nearly scrambling to his feet to follow her towards the tents. There was definitely going to be a lot more R and R in his next book.
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fidufish · 2 months
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j-nightingalesb1tch · 5 months
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quibbs · 8 months
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replaying a little game from 10 years ago
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erikacousland · 9 months
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BioWare on Twitter: "Here’s to long days with good friends. #DayofFriendship #DragonAge https://t.co/xwrZxu7y9m" / X
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hejee · 3 months
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exploring the hinterlands like they’re not walking in circles
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thedustyleaves · 8 months
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All of my dragon age inquisition companion portraits together 🥰
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sarakipin · 9 months
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I'm replaying Dragon Age Inquisition 🧍
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muffinpoop1 · 1 year
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All done uwu ! this only took me 2 years to draw
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immawraffle · 9 months
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If you’re bad enough at DA2, you can imagine that Varric keeps saying “…And then they died” every five minutes, which pisses Cassandra off to no end because it’s a lie, she knows it’s a lie, but he keeps doing it and she gets so into the story that she falls for it every time and just screams in pure rage.
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stealingpotatoes · 21 days
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the adventures of Hawke Hawke may be over but don't worry!!! i'm making comics of mine and @highladyofdusk's stupid inquisition comments now -- so everyone, meet Inquisitor Inq'isita!
(donation doodles! // tip jar)
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crunchbuttsteak · 1 year
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Dragon Age II’s sex scenes are a million percent funnier when you remember that they are actually Varric describing them to Cassandra.
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alltears · 8 months
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dragon age twitter au? dragon age twitter au. ASSORTED BUT MOSTLY SERA EDITION
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ndostairlyrium · 1 year
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It kinda deserved its own post 💛
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meggannn · 1 year
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having to pay for sebastian, the only straight romance option in da2, is still funny on its own but I feel there’s also metatextual humor if we take the “varric is narrating this whole thing” to another level
like it’s no secret varric cannot stand this guy so the thought of cassandra piping up like “wait, wasn’t the champion also friends with the prince of starkhaven? you haven’t mentioned him at all”
and varric rolls his eyes so far back into his head he almost gives himself a migraine, then she insists “no, he is! I know I heard this, stop lying to me dwarf!”
he’s like “andraste’s nutsack, fine, but if you wanna hear about him I’m gonna need some financial incentive to jog my memory. he was so boring I often forget he was even there”
“you can’t be serious, are you saying you’ve completely forgotten everything about him?”
“seven sovereigns for the choir boy, seeker, take it or leave it”
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curlycullycullenswife · 4 months
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Happy Holidays to all of you!
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