#Can You Imagine.
I did not remember that the "If it means losing you, then no" conversation was literally Andrew and Neil's first conversation since Andrew got sober. Imagine you're out of your mind drugged up and there's one guy that won't stop catching your interest. Whatever, once you get clean he'll go back to being boring. Except. As soon as you get back, he says he spent two weeks being abused in a hell-hole that wouldn't even let him see the sun. And you tell him to stand down, but what does he say? "If it means losing you, then no." You're next course of action is to throw his keys off the roof and be done with him. But when he gets his keys, he looks back up at you and takes a drag from you're discarded cigarette and gives you a two-fingered salute. And to top it all off he's been claiming he doesn't swing for anyone all semester. Andrew was seriously doomed from the beginning.
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can you even imagine just how hard those audience fish pog when they see cohunzuna drop in. can you Imagine.
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longtime no post dos2 folks but have y’all ever thought about what romancing an elf means for ifan. like do y’all ever lie awake at night and consider all of the implications. the emotions.
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filed under: characters i'd pay good money to see interact for real
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wait omg
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yall i got cussed out at this wedding by a guest LMAO
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well my only disappointment is that we did not get to hear c!wilbur’s natural utah accent
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I like this exchange in Tron (1982) ::-]
- If you are a User, then everything you've done has been according to a plan, right?
- You wish. Well, you guys know what it's like. You just keep doing what it looks like you're supposed to be doing, no matter how crazy it seems.
- Well, that's the way it is for Programs, yes.
- I hate to disappoint you, pal, but most of the time, that's the way it is for Users, too.
- Stranger and stranger...
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I've never just gotten one? how common is this?
this had better be the migrant of all time
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do uou yhink he has trauma induced psychosis
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I need to see these two in a room together
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Okay fuck it I’m re-opening the drafts of the Aubreyad/Discworld crossover fic.
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god made emilia and catboy jerma appear in seperate streams cause he knew the world could not handle them together
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I haven’t read diary of a wimpy kid in many years and I did not realize that the “why did you take me with you” page wasn’t canon until now
GRGFFRH
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society if the jojos had brown eyes
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