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jadewritesficshere · 1 year

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MDNI thinking about alpha!Steve and a/b/o dynamics just

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• Alpha!Steve who's parents were super excited and proud when he first presented. He chased that feeling and wanted to make his parents proud, leaning into the alpha stereotype, becoming King Steve. It didn't work, just ended up making him more angry and a dick. He woke up and changed, but he had a reputation at that point.

•Steve who got with Nancy before she presented, thinking demure, shy Nancy Wheeler would be an omega. Nancy who presents as an alpha and Steve who was in love willing to make an alpha/alpha relationship work (which is possible but rare). After they broke up, they had a long discussion about everything, and agreed they were better off just friends. Nancy helped Steve work through some internalized issues caused by his parents. Nancy helped him let go of the alpha stereotypes, and now Steve does things that make him happy, even if it is more an omega stereotype.

•Steve who accidentally becomes a pack leader to a bunch of unpresented pups. They joke he's like a mom, but they all see him as a leader and dependable. Dustin knows he can call for a ride anytime or get advice no question asked (maybe a bit of bickering and joking). Will finds comfort in the Alpha and sits in silence near him, sometimes he's painting while Steve reads and Steve praises his work and he feels really happy he made their leader happy. Max, who gets in fights with other pups, reluctantly gets guidance from Steve, who gives her the most disappointed mom look and then gives her pointers on her swings. Steve is whining to the older teens that he doesn't have a pack and everyone is like ???? (Robin also swings at him for acting like they aren't pack bonded, yelling at him about being a bonded pair and Steve is just like well ya platonically but that doesn't count, which causes a whole new argument)

• Steve who is extra sensitive to scents because of getting hit too many times and losing part of his hearing. He is very attentive to the slight changes, and can tell when someone he's close to has different emotions. Steve especially can tell when someone is about to go into rut or heat, and he gives them a care package (because let's be honest half his friends don't take care of themselves, hell he doesn't even take care of himself).

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•Alpha!Steve who is so nervous about hurting his partner. He tends to want to be with omegas as they are more prepared to take him, biologically speaking of course. He has slept with every type, but omegas tend to be his favorite.

•Steve was already slightly bigger then average before presenting, and after? Big. Anytime someone sees him for the first time and their mouth drops, he can't help the pride that builds up in him. He knows he needs to get ahold of his ego as these people never stay, but he also loves the dumb look on their faces.

•Steve who wants someone to bond with him, to the point he's a little reckless and baring his neck when he really shouldn't. Of course, no one has been bold enough to attempt to bond with him, but he wants nothing more (he is absolutely reckless and just wants to belong to someone :( he just wants love ok).

•Steve already had a breeding kink, but it becomes 10x stronger after presenting. The thought of filling someone up with his pups, stomach swollen from his seed? The thought alone makes him groan and become hard.

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babybirbb · 8 months

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“you let your canary die, how you gonna know when you've gone too far?”

“you were always like my canary i suppose”

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gornackeaterofworlds · 17 hours

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have a peek at my wip list 😏😏😏

WHAAAAAT LUCKY WHAT OH MY GOD. FOR ME?? FOR MY ART?? DIES

#YOU DONT HAVE TO #oh mt goodness #would this be the first time somethings written based on one of my drawings #after my last post this cheered me up a lot #giggling so hard i exploded #oh jesus christ #you should know im making the others as vamps too #despite how vamp raph looks like he belongs in a set with my old villain donnie #they shall all be vampires #i can imagine it now #him liking the red of your blood. his color. everything about you is just so *warm* and soo *wet*#he has to consume all of it all of you everything #lightheadedness from the blood loss and cockdrunk #GRRR BARK BARK ABRK #gornack ask tag #gornack lucky tag #ur gonna come into my ask box and taunt me with a wip how dare you do what i do #HISSSSSSSS

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astersugar · 4 months

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when yuri says he'll have you executed when he's embarrassed uwu

#yuriloid #twiyuri #loid x yuri #spy x family #sxf #sxf fanart #loid forger #twilight sxf #yuri briar #art #artists on tumblr #digital art #he's so tsundre im sick #help me #grrr ruff bark bark bark #that's me thinking about them #your honor they make me mentally ill #blythe draws

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mxgichour · 10 months

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NOOOO THEY UNMIXXED NMIXX IM SO SAD BRING BACK THE NMMIXX I KNOW AND LOVE

#GRRR BARK HISS #O.O AND DICE ARE EVERYTHING TO ME #WHAT IS WITH THIS BLAND ASS UNREMARKABLE ASS MUSIC #IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE MIXXPOP AT LEAST MAKE THE MUSIC GOOD. LOVE ME LIKE THIS SLAYED AND SHE WASNT MIXXPOP #BUT ROLLER COASTER AND PARTY O'CLOCK ARE SO BLANDDDDDD #JUSTICE FOR MY NMIXX GIRLS

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mcnuggyy · 10 months

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hate that little commissioner badge tumblr is offering it makes me so angry for no reason, as if spending those 5 dollars would help me get more commissions grrr 😡 but what if it did…. 🤨😭🤧

#I DONT LIKE IT #IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I SHOULD GET IT #ITS EVIL #I HATE TUMBLR #I HATE CORPORATIONS #I HATE THAT ITS WORKING ON ME #I NEED TO SAVE MONEY LEAVE ME ALONE GRRR #BARK BARK #callate guero #NOBODY GIFT IT TO ME EITHER AS A JOKE OR WHATEVER #DONT GIVE THEM MONEY #THEY ARE MY ENEMY #OUR ENEMY #THE ENEMY #anyways #I have to go to work now :-( sad

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somekindofloser · 1 year

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I need an update, did you end up being attracted to the narrator?

i am so horrendously down bad for that silly little guy

#i don’t care if he doesn’t have a physical body i want him #god his voice in the countdown ending makes me wanna do unspeakable things #BARK BARK GRRR #insert feral growling noises

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devilishdelights · 1 year

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art is the enemy my sworn enemy (for not becoming a completed piece in like 10 minutes !!!)

#so unfair so lame I want to be done with this piece and work on another #what do u mean I have to FINISH this for it to be a completed piece…. u r insane #grraarrghhhhbarkbark #ishoudlnt be barking I shouldbe hissing. I am not a dogboy I am a catboy and that is true #meowmeow grrr hiss spit snarl. sunningrocks belongs to thunderclan!!! hiss hiss growl #sorry idk this is my back alley blog where I say a bunch of bullshit #after every post someone sees me make here they get brainwashed 2 seconds after

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vvanessaives · 2 years

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sometimes i'll look at vesper and go huh so i gave her red eyelashes? huh i gave her a nose piercing? HUH SHE HAS GREEN EYES???

#rena.txt #LIKE SOMETIMES I FORGET ABOUT ALL OF THIS ALDKSCKSKC i'll look at her and go she has x thing SINCE WHEN #the eye color thing is so funny tho bc i recall going SHE NEEDS GREEN EYES BC GRRR WOOF BARK and i actually changed it too at some point bc #the first green i gave her was too light so i changed it but now sometimes i just...idk i cant remember skfjskck #i guess its bc the green she has now is a lot darker so unless theres like extra light and i dont like make a portrait of her or smth #then i will not notice them djslfld but every time is an epiphany bc i go like very sexy of me taking this choice

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muppetsnoopy · 5 months

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stomps my feet and pouts because I forgot to go to the pharmacy before it closed and now I can't go until mondayyyy >:(

#i have enough of my meds but im trying to get OFF them #bcos they make me sooo sweaty and killed my sex drive and also made me gain like 30lbs which isnt like Bad but it was unexpected #but i have to wean off SLOWLY bcos the withdrawal is NUTS #effexor my beloathed #anyway i got a prescription for the next dose down that i wanted to go pick up but grrr snarl bark

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falsementor · 10 months

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They'll never understand That I don't need my eyes to see The truth will never set me free And I don't ever want to be Anything but everything

#✘ — you gotta wonder what it meant. ( music. )#✘ — it’s pathetic i know. ( thoughts / musings. )#i only just discovered this artist a couple hours ago and i cannot stop spamming this song because IT!!! FITS SOOOOO WELLLL #ESPECIALLY the back half of the song oh my god #songs that make me GRRR BARK BARK BARK GRR!!

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bisexualgerardway · 11 months

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society if there were any way for me to get to atlantic city this weekend for under $1000

#grrr bark bark i wish my ENTIRE DASH werent going to adjacent fest that would make being a canadian whos summer trips are already bought #easier to deal with 😭#if any of you are into hardcore please go see zulu and fuck it UP in the pit for me #d.riv.el

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redactcd · 1 year

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Some selfship thots below.

Thinking about adding Daemon Targaryen to my f/o list ever since watching a few eps of HoTD.

Because who doesn't need a loving, yet very manipulative uncle who tries to convince you that he's the only one in the family who cares about you, because your father is kind of distant (and sent you away for reasons unknown to everyone but him) and your younger sister treats you kind of coldly, but your uncle has always been there for you, and he has to be the only one who cares about you, because why else would he come visit you in your room when it's late and everyone should be sleeping, only to "catch up?"

It's not like he's trying to eventually convince you to wed him just because he wants the throne so badly that yes, he is willing to marry the firstborn son of his brother just to get what he wants.

... Right?

i say you but really i mean me

#thanks to my bestie who has been listening to me ramble and has read every single one of the fics ive written about him lately #no but seriously she has been fueling my addiction and i cannot take it any more #he just makes me... gRRR WOOF BARK BARK AWOOO #𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘥 — ( 𝐄𝐋𝐈 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐒 )

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charliemwrites · 4 months

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Bark, bark, snort, grrr

(The ex idea comes from @st-el-la-luna, absolutely brilliant darling ❤️)

Johnny, for all his quirks and… weirdly human tendencies, is an incredibly good sport. Particularly about letting you put him in Santa hats and wreaths, ugly sweaters and snow socks. He poses for every picture so dutifully, looks so serious and annoyed up until you plant smooches on his head or cheek and that silly lupine grin comes out.

He’s been your perfect little heater ever since the heater started to go on the fritz. It keeps shutting off or turning itself lower than it’s meant to be, leaving you shivering before you realize something is amiss. It’s not so broken that you’re willing to interrupt your solitude to have someone come fix it. But you’re grateful for a big fluffy body laying on your feet or snuggling under the blankets with you.

As the winter sets in, you tromp out with him in the snow a lot. Often use his sturdy shoulders and better footing as a crutch to navigate without slipping. He always gets fussy when you do, dancing in his feet and snuffling at your coat, urging you up.

One morning you wake up after a fresh snow, expecting that you’ll have to clear the driveway and porch - only to find it freshly shoveled and salted. It would spook you, except you’re sure Johnny would have woken you up barking his head off if it was anything to worry about.

Your mother calls about holiday plans in mid-November. You hedge around any commitments, hand buried in Johnny’s fur, saying that you don’t want to leave your precious pup at home.

The combined efforts of both your parents, your sister, and a cousin you actually like makes you cave eventually though. They promise it’ll just be family, that you can even bring Johnny. You grimace at that - debate getting him some meds from the vet…. But he’s been doing better on walks in town.

The weird assurance that it’ll “just be family” should have been a red flag.

When you arrive at your parents’ place, several gift bags and Johnny (with a bow tie on his collar) in tow, you find your ex there. On the couch. Next to your least-favorite cousin and your sister.

“What’s he doing here?” you ask sharply.

“Well, you two were engaged—”

Johnny’s ears shoot straight up as you tense.

“Yeah, and then he cheated.”

“People make mistakes. If you would just hear him out.”

“I don’t care what he has to say. And I don’t care what you have to say either.”

You drop the bags in a heap and click your tongue for Johnny. He falls in with you instantly, leaning up against your side. You get all the way to your car before you hear your ex’s voice calling your name.

You try to hurry, but there’s ice and the last thing your dignity can take is slipping right now. Luckily, you have the perfect deterrent before you ex can even get within arm’s reach.

Johnny snarls, so deep and loud you feel it in your own chest.

“Jesus!” your ex cries, coming up short. “Where did you get that thing?!”

“Johnny picked me. More than I can say for you.”

“Don’t be like that, I’m picking you now.”

“Oh, did your girl best friend lose all her daddy’s money?”

His cheeks light up neon. Huh. Got it in one.

Then he dares another step and Johnny lunges. You just get a hold of his harness but it’s enough ward your ex off a bit more.

“He’s very loyal,” you add. “Also more than I can say for you.”

“Baby, just listen—”

“An upgrade all around, I think.”

You round your car, climb into the driver’s seat with Johnny standing guard, then let him clamber over you into the passenger’s seat. At the front door, most of your family is gathered and staring. You flip off your ex one last time before peeling out of there.

The tears come after you’ve gotten back home. Johnny licks your face until you stop crying, then leads you inside. The two of you curl up on the couch together, his face buried in your stomach. You fall asleep there and dream of a man’s voice whispering love and comfort in your ear.

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A week later, your ex shows up.

You’re out in the yard with Johnny, watching him zoom through the snow and laughing as he speeds by. Your ex must hear you because he comes round the side of the house.

And Johnny. Goes. Ballistic.

Literally, he hits your ex like a missile, taking him into the snow and snarling like something from hell. He’s got his teeth in your ex’s designer coat, ripping it to shreds. It’s frightening; you’ve never felt safer.

“Johnny!” you call. A growl. You walk closer, kick a bit of snow at both of them. “Johnny, down! Leave it!”

And he does, finally does, though not without taking a good chunk of fabric with him. Your ex, wide-eyed and pale, panting, doesn’t bother to say a word. He scrambles away while Johnny barks after him, all canine and spit.

You hum as he returns to you, fabric in his mouth, tail wagging.

“What a good boy,” you coo, taking the partial sleeve and inspecting it. Louis Vuitton, it looks like. “Very good. My perfect boy.”

You drop his prize into the snow and snort as he wastes no time peeing on it. Well, that’s gonna stay there. Forever.

“C’mon bud, you deserve a treat.”

Johnny follows you happily inside, a new pep in his step.

#thoughts™️#cod #my writing #fanfiction #dark fic #reader fic

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chisatowo · 2 years

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Rip to ppl who can only play on english sekai servers can't imagine being forced to play songs I don't want to by other ppl here you either be the weirdo who actually chooses a song or you submit to the whims of the random button. Also there aren't a billion genshin names and [insert name] step on me names so I think we're winning on that alone

#rat rambles #sekai posting #this mostly applies to bndori too but more ppl chose songs in multilives in jpdori #my pain with jp sekai multilives is that anytime I play with my sibling I end up getting stuck with a line of songs I dont have in master #like grrr grrr bark bark dont make me play another 23 Ill kill you #usually the only ppl who choose songs in multilives that I see are tierers choosing high scoring songs #which still sucks cause it means I habe to play a sekai 26 too often but eh could be worse

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