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nekojuro · 3 years

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straw hat pirates and their music taste (artists they like)

pls im new here but this is the first content that came into my mind :’) might be inaccurate but pls bare w/ me

LUFFY

- he’s not the biggest music enthusiast but obviously, he’s into upbeat songs-- most likely trap or songs that u can dance to in general.

- pls i don’t know why but i can imagine him playing animals by maroon 5 on loop together with zoro in the middle of the forest!!!!

- aBSOLUTELY A TWENTY ONE PILOTS AND MAROON 5 LISTENER <333

- he prefers brook’s music more than anything tho

ZORO

- im telling y’all i decided to make this because i JUST KNOW HE LISTENS TO EMINEM MORE THAN ANYTHING

- im 100% sure he listens to without me by eminem when he’s working out

- doesn’t like other songs, he’s picky and he sleeps a lot so he doesn’t listen to music often anw.

- probs have a few 5SOS songs in his playlist but he’s most likely to only have a 1 playlist that has 30 songs maximum

SANJI

- dO I EVEN HAVE TO LIST DOWN BELOW LIKE DUH

- absolutely loves ricky montgomery, penelope scott, paul anka, elvis presley, beck, and joji.

- would prolly ask brook to teach him violin

- owns a turntable and collects records

- likes musics with a lot of saxophone and cello instruments

- sometimes he struggles a lot when it comes to choosing what record to play while cooking breakfast so there are times when he finishes late, resulting to hungry strawhat!!!

USOPP

- hE PRACTICALLY LISTENS TO EVERYTHING

- doesn’t have a certain genre he likes

- maybe a bruno mars fan????

- pls he’s not picky as we all know so he enjoys whatever the crew’s listening too

- pERSONALLY REQUEST BROOK’S MUSIC

- sumn mother mother songs when he’s feeling drained

- a dUST OF CHASE ATLANTIC

- he prefers screamin and being chaotic with luffy and chopper tho

CHOPPER

- like luffy, he’s not the biggest music fan and enjoys brook’s music more than anything.

- aDVENTURE TIME AND STEVEN UNIVERSE SONGS BCS HE’S A SOFT BABIE DONT @ ME

- can listen to anything except metal rock and dark academia playlists cuz he gets creeps and his ears are sensitive

- his mood shifts depending on the songs

- prolly prefers r&b more than other genres

BROOK

- hIS MUSIC IS THE TASTE OK DO I EVEN NEED TO ELABORATE

- have the same music taste as sanji

- oldies but goodies

- likes learning new songs that crew members loves tho

- drinks milk while listening to records at the kitchen with sanji in the morning

FRANKY

- kNOWS A LOT OF MUSIC AND ARTISTS

- childish gambino, blackbear, the neighbourhood, arctic monkeys-- nAME IT ALL HE KNOWS EVERYTHING

- u can’t convince me that he doesn’t listen to justin bieber and create choreos out of nowhere

- recommends artists and songs to the crew so they got most of their playlist from frankyyy

- pLEASE I KNOW HE LIKES PARAMORE AND BLASTS IT UNDER A SCORCHING AFTERNOON WHILE FIXING AND MAKING NEW INVENTIONS

JIMBEI

- manz is clueless, he enjoys whatever he’s hearing!!!

- another member who prefers brook’s music more than anything

- jUST LET HIM BE OKAY

NAMI

- a fucking cardi b, doja cat, katy perry, and saweetie enthusiast

- idk how to elaborate but she’s the baddest bitch and sHE KNOWS

- prolly teaches robin how to twerk SHAJHDKXAJSHJKAHSA

- she doesn’t like listening to music when doing her navigator works tho and gets mad when there’s a slightest sound

- stripped off franky’s non-existent debt bcs he recommends good songs

- iSTG SHE MEMORIZED EVERY SONGS AND LINE BCS OF HOW MUCH SHE LISTENS TO IT

- her outfits depends on her song of the day

ROBIN

- eLITE AND IMMACULATE TASTE

- the weeknd, taylor swift, chase atlantic, lorde and lana del ray

- she got mommy issues dont touch her

- sMEXY & CHILL MUSIC TASTE FOR SMEXY & CHILL WOMAN

- not really picky and can listen to everything but prefers laid back songs

- she usually listens when going to bed

- istg i feel like she got bad insomnia

- earphones typa girl

- hOT GIRL SHIT <3333

++ that’s all! this took me almost an hour and a half because i scanned through my playlists to match them as close as possible. u can request contents and i’ll try my best :>

#onepiece #straw hat luffy #roronoa zoro #vinsmoke sanji #one piece nami #tony tony chopper #jimbei #usopp #straw hat pirates #one piece strawhats #straw hat franky #straw hat brook #nico robin #headcanon

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cheydoesfandom · 4 years

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ZoSan fic for SetSailExchange

So this is my entry, written for @thisisaonepiecesideblog

I’m posting kinda last-minute bc I was procrastinating. I hope you enjoy it, it’s not exactly what I wanted to write, but... Here it is!

This is definitely pre-ship, I hope you like it!!

zoro POV, 1200 words, I don’t have a title, sorry

Sanji was a flirt, that much was obvious. Any time a girl crossed his path, he became something like a wet noodle, flailing and tripping all over himself in an attempt to compliment and impress. Sometimes it was kind of funny, watching the idiot make a fool of himself. Some women ignored him, continuing on their way with hardly a glance. Some tittered in an irritating way, allowing him to shower them in pretty words and empty promises, before Sanji was dragged off by one of their own crew (usually Nami, harping about wasted time).

Zoro was decidedly not sociable in the same ways. He liked to keep to himself most of the time, especially when they made port. It often resulted in him wandering off alone, only catching up when he was most needed, stumbling upon his friends all but accidentally. Sometimes he would end up in a bar, drinking the whole time. Sometimes he wound up in the woods on the outskirts of whatever village they were visiting, and when he could find someone or something worth fighting while he was out, it just made the day better. Zoro loved a good fight, any chance to test his skills.

But sometimes, Nami would assign partners. To keep track of each other, keep everyone on task, and minimize what she referred to as “destructive distractions”. Basically, she wanted them to babysit each other, which never worked as well as she would hope.

It wasn’t uncommon for Zoro and Sanji to be sent to the market together. Which was fine, Zoro could carry more than the cook, and he enjoyed proving it. Of course, the moment even a whiff of competition was in the air, Sanji took it as a personal affront. Yelling and cursing and both of them loaded down with bags, they each forgot about how they usually spent their time, focused entirely on each other and their one-upmanship.

Sanji often went with Chopper, as he could find medical supplies among the food stalls, and could carry plenty on his back, but today the doctor was with Robin, searching the local bookshops for… Well, fuck if Zoro knew, honestly. Medical and history books, he supposed, but he certainly didn’t recall any details. Nami was wrangling Luffy herself, and Usopp was keeping watch on the Merry, patching her up as best he could, which left the swordsman and chef to get the food.

They headed for the heart of town, and Zoro rolled his eyes every time the cook became sidetracked by any remotely pretty face to pass by. The third time, Zoro finally grabbed his arm and dragged him away. “We’ve got shit to do, cook,” he growled when the blond finally stopped calling his farewells and turned to complain. “And it’s not exactly fun to watch you fall apart just because a girl looked at you.”

And then Sanji was off on a rant about how he couldn’t just let a ~mademoiselle~ go without knowing how beautiful she was and Zoro was just a rude, uncultured swine to do otherwise and blah, blah, blah, Zoro didn’t care. What he really didn’t get was why Sanji insisted on flirting constantly. What did he even get out of it?

When they got back to the ship, Usopp took the opportunity to explore, Sanji started putting everything away, and Zoro took up watch while starting his daily workout routine on deck. He might have considered offering to help, it wasn’t like there was an insignificant amount of food to put up, but the cook would just bitch and complain about how he did it before kicking him out, so he didn’t bother. He was ready for some time to himself, anyway, and figured Sanji would rather do it himself, to make sure it was all exactly the way he liked.

After an hour or so, Sanji emerged from the galley and stood for a moment, stretching in the sun, long arms reaching high over his head. “Oi, mosshead,” he called, turning in Zoro’s direction. “I’m heading back out, don’t wander off.”

“Going to bother more innocent ladies?” Zoro asked, putting his weights down.

“I am not bothering them!” the cook insisted. “I am simply making sure they know how lovely they are, and if that--”

“What do looks even matter?” he interrupted. “What does telling a stranger how they look do? Why should they even believe you?”

Sanji seemed flabbergasted by the suggestion. “Everyone loves being complimented! What are you talking about?”

“Genuine compliments, sure, but about your looks?”

“Well, you have to open the door somehow!” the cook exclaimed.

“Why are you even flirting with someone you don’t know?”

“Because they’re beautiful!”

“That doesn’t mean they’re nice, or good, or interesting!”

“Well, what do you look for in a woman?”

“I don’t,” Zoro answered with a snort.

“Don’t… what?”

“I don’t look for women.”

“Well… No wonder you don’t get it!” Sanji cried, waving his hands dismissively.

Zoro rolled his eyes, picking up his weights again.

“What about in men, then?”

Zoro dropped the weight and looked up in surprise. “What?”

Sanji clicked his tongue and started making his way closer. “I asked what you look for in men, then. If the fairer sex isn’t your taste, then what is?”

“I…” Zoro had never been asked so casually about his taste in men before. Well, maybe once, but that was in a brothel bar.

“Come on, marimo, it’s not a trick question. First thing to pop into your head when you think “hot guy”.”

“Strong,” Zoro blurted out.

“Okay, okay, that’s something! What else?”

“...Brave?”

Sanji sighed, dropped to sit beside him. “Okay, that’s good, but not exactly what I was looking for. Looks, Zoro. What does a hot guy look like?”

Zoro wrinkled his nose. “I don’t know. That… that doesn’t have that much to do with it.”

“What?” Sanji chuckled.

“It’s more important that he’s smart and strong and brave than how he might look.”

Sanji narrowed his eyes at Zoro, leaning in for a moment. “You do know the difference between beautiful and ugly, right?”

Zoro scoffed, shoving his hand into Sanji’s face. “I’m not blind, I just don’t care. But get your ugly mug outta my face!”

“I am not ugly!” Sanji shrieked, kicking back, but with hardly any force.

Zoro laughed. “Oh no?”

“No! What sort of insane standards could you have if I’m ugly?”

“Nonexistent?” Zoro replied, shrugging.

“You are impossible!” Sanji shouted, throwing his hands in the air and standing up. “I’m trying to help you out, here!”

“Help me what? Flirt?”

“I… Maybe! I don’t know! I don’t know why I bothered, either!” Sanji turned and started off across the deck to head out. “I’m leaving, you keep watch!”

“Okay,” Zoro called after him, shaking his head. It was really too easy to work him up, half the time he didn’t even have to try. Watching him go, Zoro had to admit to himself that Sanji really wasn’t that bad looking. And he was strong. And brave. And smart, too.

But he was also a pain in the ass, so what did any of that matter?

#setsailexchange #thisisaonepiecesideblog #zosan #zoro #sanji #one piece

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asexualzoro · 6 years

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list of reasons I find zoro ridiculous

after my similarly titled mihawk post took off I decided to make a zoro post, since he’s my second favorite character and also arguably the most ridiculous character in all of One Piece. here we go

- I know what you’re all thinking. i’m gonna open this list with how he wields three swords, right? no. no, Zoro has done so much ridiculous bullshit, this doesn’t even seem weird anymore. i don’t even bat my eye at this. this is nothing. now that i’ve got that out of the way, let’s begin

- this dude has like, an obsession with cutting off his own limbs? and MAYBE i can understand trying to cut his feet off when they were stuck in wax—you’re trying to save your friends, i get it—but what about when he was sword shopping in loguetown? who’s first response when buying a cursed sword and testing if it’s really cursed is “i’ll toss it in the air n see if I get amputated lol.” plus there’s that old filler where luffy gets his finger stuck in a bottle and, when he asks zoro for help getting it out, zoro tries to CUT IT OFF. im convinced he lost that left eye of his bc he got dust or something in it and then tried to stab it out

- there’s like, several occasions where Zoro has been directed to head up a staircase and gone some other direction. it happened in enies lobby and in dressrosa? like, what’s the dude got against stai—... oh, wait

- his reintroduction post timeskip. get on the wrong boat? just cut it in half! who even cares! how’d you even end up on the wrong boat? you had to walk towards that boat, which means looking at the boat. that boat looked nothing like the sunny, wouldn’t zoro have noticed that? he also has to make an effort to climb on, which means, you guessed it, looking at the boat! he probably sees the crew members, maybe even gets helped up by one or a few. how did he not at any point in time notice that wasn’t his boat?

- also when they landed on sabaody the first time and zoro was like “i’m gonna go take a walk!” and both Sanji and Usopp tried to stop him, talking to him like concerned parents of a troublemaking toddler, like “Zoro you can’t go out there you’ll get lost!” to which Zoro replies “yeah but the grottos are numbered, I can find my way back if I just remember the number!” and Sanji and Usopp are like “okay, solid logic, even YOURE not dumb enough to mess that up” and what does Zoro do? what does he fucking do?

- I want to emphasize he messes it up because a bubble covers the 4 in “Grotto 41” so he thinks it’s grotto 1. BUBBLES. ARE. TRANSPARENT

- “sorry, I don’t pray to god” fuckin edgelord

- Zoro’s epithet is “Pirate Hunter” and it’s super lame. he could’ve been “Demon of the East Blue” but they went with pirate hunter, even though he became a pirate. even Chopper’s is better than his lbr

- THERES A SCENE WHERE SANJI THREATENS TO PUT RAZOR BLADES IN ZOROS FOOD N ZOROS LIKE “do it u won’t” SO SANJI DOES AND ZORO JUST EATS THEM? ODA EVEN GOT ASKED ABOUT IT IN AN SBS AND CONFIRMED YES, ZORO DID IN FACT EAT RAZOR BLADES. THIS 2EDGY4U BITCH JUST. STRAIGHT UP. ATE RAZOR BLADES

- in film gold he wears that black jacket under the white one. mind you he had no way of knowing he would be trapped in gold by tesoro or that they’d all have a dramatic coordinated outfit change once he was free so what the fuck was he doing? why did he wear that? who wears two jackets for no reason?

- “if i’m gonna be a statue I want it to be in this pose” “i’m glad I struck a pose”

- remember when zoro fought mr. 1 in alabasta and mr. 1 dropped a stone building on him and he was just like “this is a rocky day” or smth equally awful? i hate him

- the tarzan yell in skypiea

- actually, the goggles too.

- didn’t he try to convince someone he was fighting they were sunglasses bc they had some blinding light-based attack? I feel like he did but I don’t remember skypiea well enough to be sure

- Zoro vs the bird in skypiea. spent a fair amount of the damn arc running around skypiea getting messed w by a bird (which, according to Luffy, was more evolved than Zoro bc it had developed a sense of direction. burned by ur own captain)

- when asked why Zoro was able to speak with a sword in his mouth, oda said “IT’S HIS HEART SPEAKING”

- that colorspread Zoro where he reads a book about weightlifting while balancing a weight on top

- when Zoro fights that masochist guy in film gold (I think his name was dice?) and said some cocky ass one liner after the guy fell unconscious that went something like “What's wrong? Didn't it feel good? Aren't you gonna scream in pleasure?" awful

- Zoro almost gets murdered by Mihawk and then, later that day, tries to take on fishmen underwater. others r like “you cannot handle this, you will literally die” and Zoro doesn’t even care bc Luffy is in trouble

- he was sailing bc he left home to find mihawk and then couldn’t figure out how to get back

- remember that filler where Zoro taught Luffy how to skate but then forgot to teach him how to turn. I love both that this happened and the implication that Zoro is a person who knows how to roller skate and therefore has spent time roller skating. Zoro roller skating backstory when?

- when Zoro was fighting oz, a 500 year old corpse, he licked his sword. now, on top of licking his sword being ridiculous as hell because, listen, there’s NOTHING cool about licking your sword. you just look like a loser. but a sword that just came out of a 500 year old corpse? really? i know it was preserved by the cold and all but there’s no way it didn’t rot at all. that’s a rotted, frozen corpse. Zoro what in the HELL were you thinking. I hope you get sick

- i’m sure it probably wasn’t even the first time he licked his sword in a fight but I will say with absolute confidence he looked like a loser every single time

- I feel like he licked his sword while facing mr 1 but I can’t remember. if he did, that’s honestly iconic. stare down a dude that’s made of swords while licking yours? power move. only decent time to kick your sword

- Zoro, joining Luffy: “if you stand in the way of my dream i’ll kill you!” Zoro, a day later: “of course i’ll carry my captain in this heavy cage on my back to safety. oh this gaping wound in my side? nothing. who cares about bleeding to death, my captain needs me!”

- all those big weights he’s got. all of them.

- especially that time he was lifting weights post thriller bark after barely surviving kuma, still heavily injuries, complaining about how weak he is. buddy...

- that time in drum island where he decided to train by going swimming in the freezing ice-country water, then when he got out he got lost in the snowy mountains until he wandered into a random battle and took out some guy just to steal his coat

- this isn’t the only time he steals some random dude’s coat

- the chimney.

- that filler in smiles lobby where he gets, like, abducted by a bunch of children for a day and integrated into their family?

- Roronoa Zoro went fursuiting in dressrosa and that’s a canon fact you all must acknowledge

- speaking of being a furry anyone remember mugiwara theater?

- THE FUCKING MUGIWARA THEATER NAMES. mugiwara theater is a gift, alright? here’s some: nakamura hanzorou. zobear. ZOROMILK

- I FORGOT TO MENTION. THAT TIME ZORO N USOPP WERE HANDCUFFED TOGETHER AND ZORO TRIED TO CONVINCE USOPP TO PLAY ROCK PAPER SCISSORS WITH HIM TO SEE WHICH ONE OF THEM WOULD HAVE TO CUT THEIR HAND OFF

- also the fact that his logic was “it’ll be fine cuz chopper can just sew it back on”

- can we also talk abt how later that fight he uses Usopp as a sword because holy shit Zoro

- this isn’t technically zoro’s fault but the guy who sold him his sword to him in loguetown has a giant version of bounty image up above his bath, which........

- barto asked for zoro’s autograph and Zoro just wrote “sword”

- the grave of the rumbar pirates was finished right around when Zoro woke up from his coma post thriller bark and Zoro decided to walk over while Brook is sitting there mourning almost everyone he ever loved and just. plops his sword—an inanimate object—in the dirt by the grave of BROOKS ENTIRE CREW like “hey i’m gonna bury this here u don’t mind tho right? cool”

- he’s lucky Brook is such a cool dude cuz if I was mourning the death of MY crew and some fuck decided to plant a rusty sword there i’d just fuckin kill em

- in Zou they were talking abt whatever and Luffy mentioned how Sanji was as strong as one thousand men and Zoro, clearly jealous that Sanji got praised by Luffy, butt in with a stuttery objection on how HE was stronger than Sanji and worth TWO THOUSAND men, which luffy ignored, and Nami had to reassure him that yes, Zoro, we know you’re strong. toddler

- this is also not technically zoro’s fault but one time someone asked oda in an sbs which strawhats would eat ice in their drink and oda answered who would n wouldn’t (Luffy, Chopper, Brook, Usopp, and Robin would, if ur wondering). Zoro was on the wouldn’t list, and some fan sent oda a letter informing him of a panel where Zoro was shown eating ice to disprove this. someone pulled zoro ice eating receipts on oda and that’s a fact we all have to live with

- the first time Zoro meets mihawk—the strongest man in the world, the man he wants to defeat someday, and incredibly powerful and impressive dude—he cries like a baby

- zoro’s been crucified like 4 times now. once in his introduction than in three movies (6, gold, nebulandia). idk why this keeps happening but honestly? keep it up

- when Brook joined the crew, Zoro said he was sorry for Brooks bad luck as if one of the first things Brook ever saw Zoro do wasn’t to try and die for the crew via Giant Paw Ball of Pain

- speaking of, i’m pretty sure half the reason zoro DIDNT die in thriller bark is because if he died via smth as silly as a giant paw ball his injured pride would kill him again

- I was going to make fun of Zoro for wearing only a suit and a fake mustache in dressrosa as a disguise but then I realized, like, given how absolutely shredded Zoro was in Punk Hazard and how that suit somehow managed to squish it all down without zoro ripping the sleeves off? solid disguise

- when merry was burning and everyone’s bawling and remembering great memories on the ship and Zoro was standing there, 100% stoic, remembering a nap

- Zoro saw marines (Garp) coming to Water 7 while Luffy was still unconscious and ran off to warn the others but couldn’t find his way back to the hotel

- that G8 filler where he falls off a cliff in pursuit of his swords

- speaking of fillers, remember that amnesia one? (ha). highlights include Zoro trying to physically fight a small sea horse (plus Usopp doing a bad lip-syncing) and Zoro swimming through the Grand Line with his swords tied to his head by his bandana

- meets a dragon, eats the dragon

- it got mentioned once that Sanji and Nami canonly help Zoro and the other guys get dressed. so every time Zoro wears something absolutely ridiculous (which is often), it’s probably Sanjis doing

- “I can’t believe I cut a freaking booger!!”

- speaking of, remember that time Luffy flicked a booger into Zoro’s drink at the Baratie and Zoro tried to force him to drink it?? remember that?? I hate them both

- that time Zoro was trying to find the Right Eye in Skypiea, said that (though the path to get there was STRAIGHT AHEAD) all he had to do to find the right eye was just keep going right (even though that would just lead him in circles!). and then after that do you know what direction he went?? do you know?? he fucking went left

- the time Zoro got lost walking on a straight path in a filler.

- Zoro lost to a guy in a fight and just fucking let the dude cut him in half. like, yes, the baratie scene was all cool as all hell and I love it but Zoro did in fact basically invite a dude to cut him in half

- when they were hit by negative hollows and everyone else said stuff that was kinda funny but Zoro went straight up “I don’t deserve to exist” please honey talk to someone

- he was fighting Kaku and kept engaging in Kaku’s devil fruit bs and then berating himself for being uncool as if he wasn’t already fighting a giant giraffe

- to end this list, I want to get to Zoro’s absolute worst offense. remember when Zoro fought Kaku and he did that asura form thing? where he straight up grew four extra arms and two extra heads, all wielding swords? what the FUCK was that? and don’t tell me “fighting spirit” alright. that’s bull. people don’t just GROW EXTRA SWORD-WIELDING BODY PARTS because they’re just REALLY INTO a FIGHT. like I know this is One Piece and shit’s ridiculous all this time but this? this is too much. even for One Piece this is too much. this is so ridiculous. there has to be a line, even in One Piece, with what these guys are allowed to get away with. I can accept haki so good you can see the future. I can accept spinning so fast you set your leg on fire. I can accept being made of springs. I can accept booger bombs. I can accept all that and more, but this? this is where i take my stand. Roronoa Zoro cannot keep getting away with this! fighting spirit is just not an explanation. and the worst part? the absolute worst part?

- Zoro makes four extra limbs and two extra heads, all armed with swords, MATERIALIZE out of THIN AIR with absolutely NO REAL EXPLANATION and then pretty much NEVER DOES IT AGAIN! he did it once in sabaody (and once in strong world) and then hasn’t done it since! everyone else uses the power ups they got in enies lobby all the time but Zoro, somewhere out there, knows how fuckin sick this attack is (bc yeah it’s ridiculous as hell but like I still enjoy it) and he just won’t do it again. not once post timeskip has he used it at all. Roronoa Zoro knows what he’s doing and he is out there, right now, laughing

- roronoa zoro is one of my top three favorite one piece characters and I make this list entirely out of love. (feel free to add on more moments I may have missed and i’ll add them)

#One Piece #roronoa zoro #Zoro #im making a tag for these lists and it is:#ridiculous lists #I love this man. hes awful and I love him #I also want you all to know ive had this list in my notes for like a month and ive been adding to it this whole time #roronoa Zoro is a piece of work #my posts

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