FORTUNE CHILD Releases Official Music Video for "All I Wanna Know"

FORTUNE CHILD Releases Official Music Video for “All I Wanna Know”

Jacksonville, FL based Rock band FORTUNE CHILD has revealed the official music video for their newest single, “All I Wanna Know.” Imbued with classic guitar licks and an infectious groove, “All I Wanna Know” was mixed / engineered by Ben McLeod (All Them Witches). “All I Wanna Know” is the next step towards what we feel is becoming our new sound. It holds true to our Rock roots, but there’s also…

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FORTUNE CHILD Releases Official Music Video for "All I Wanna Know"

FORTUNE CHILD Releases Official Music Video for “All I Wanna Know”

Jacksonville, FL based Rock band FORTUNE CHILD has revealed the official music video for their newest single, “All I Wanna Know.” Imbued with classic guitar licks and an infectious groove, “All I Wanna Know” was mixed / engineered by Ben McLeod (All Them Witches). “All I Wanna Know” is the next step towards what we feel is becoming our new sound. It holds true to our Rock roots, but there’s also…

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Hatbox Ghost and Hatchet Ghost, cause they’re evil buddies together! I Noticed how Hatchet Ghost didn’t care when Crump attempted to steal Ben’s soul in the seance room, so that makes them…friends? Perhaps. I’ll most likely send more sketch art in the future of them.

Been having conversations with a friend on Discord about Alistair Crump and Henry Ravenswood being friends and hunting buddies. I've pretty much accepted their relationship into my personal headcanon.

So I saw that to celebrate 2024, Bad Buddy server has a mini challenge~ The prompt is "Notes" and less than 1000 words.

So I wrote some short poem about Pat and Pran in school (Pat's POV :D)

Such a lovely handwriting...

I had envied at first every letter you wrote

And my mind was as messy, as my school notebooks,

I liked the smile that accompanied your every note

Well, a smile - or a frown, I imagined them both

Blossoming on your face when I read all these words

"See you later in music club" and "Have a snack",

There were some little doodles and crumped lyric lines

I would never dare too, to come up to you

And talk like we're friends, like some typical dudes,

So I wrote little notes and put into your bag

For you - to come home and feel like I'm there.

"What a good day it was" and "Sleep tight tonight"

Then "Your mom's cooking smells great, I wanna try"

"Tomorrow I'll win" and "Don't you dare to catch cold"

And "I'm waiting for Christmas so we can perform".

- Pat x Pran (Bad Buddy Series)

// My Other Poems //

shuzou ootaki for the meme 🐧

You know what. When I was a kid I thought he was hilarious. Like 'ha ha this guy didn't get his way in a meeting so he went full nut and decided to be a cyber penguin instead.'

Now I'm an adult with a job and sit on several boards myself. I actually chaired a board meeting this week where I had to clarify for the ELEVENTY BILLIONTH FREAKING TIME what a restricted fund is and why we can't just take money out of it to hurl at the wall like spaghetti and hope something sticks. With that memory still fresh in my mind, I actually do believe I could be pushed to a point where I give it all up and flee into the wilds of Virtual Antarctica and create a society of penguins that all have to listen to me and anyone who comes into my ice palace asking stupid questions gets immediately dueled to death.

So anyways I get it Crump buddy I get it. Maybe be a little less perverted, but like, if my snot nosed asshole teenage boss rejected my proposal with a quippy one liner, I couldn't be held accountable for what I'd do. You live your dreams!! You MAKE your proposal happen, one way or the other!!

So I watched "Annabelle Comes Home" on Oct. 2 but didn't livetweet it 'cause my dad called. He got y'all's livetweet in real time.

Yesterday, I watched "Mr. Boogedy" and didnt livetweet it because it sucked.

Today! The randomizer picked the new "Haunted Mansion" movie.

It was meh. The Muppets did it better

Spoilers and recap of the livetweet below the cut.

Angriest not-a-ghost tour I’ve ever seen.

Okay, I would actually enjoy this angry ghost tour probably. We do a bunch of ghost and historical walking tours. Also, this hummingbird story is legit the kind of thing people tell me when they say they saw a ghost once. 

I like Rosario Dawson’s car and U-haul showing up during Ben’s angry not-a-ghost tour. Nice connection, Mouse. 

Thank you, Rosario, for being sensible! Yes, you leave the obviously haunted house before everybody dies. 

Fun fact: I was the “You’ll be back!” ghost (well, zombie) at a haunted hayride for several years. 

Priest Owen Wilson’s cat is amazing. I want to pet them. They’re so fluffy!

Fr. Owen didn’t read the book. Victor never finished med school! 

Action Guy absolutely reminded me of Abuelita with a chancla. So samesies!

Of course, the ghosts refuse to do anything when there’s a person around. 

Why does everybody keep missing the ghost in the rearview mirror? 

My dad also loves that show, dead sea captain! Like our father-daughter dance was to “Wanted Dead or Alive” because of it. 

I know Ben’s pain. Don’t want to be in the house because it’s full of ghosts; don’t want to be outside because it’s too peopley. 

He just wants to chill in your house and watch Deadliest Catch. Let him! *Ben opens door* Nevermind. Not cool, ghost. 

Danny Devito! YES!

Harriet the Psychic matches every psychic I’ve ever met. This is exactly how my sister does her stuff. 

They’ve already screwed up this seance. Don’t break the circle! That’s how y’all get possessed. 

“Here’s a pen and pad I purchased at CVS.” This is almost as bad as the Hocus Pocus 2 scene in the Walgreens. 

Ben, that is obviously some sort of ghost trick. That is not your wife. 

Constance’s husbands’ heads disappearing from the photos is great. But I still prefer Taraji P. Henson’s version of her. 

Fun fact: never leave your crystal ball uncovered when not in use. The sun may strike it and set your house on fire. 

Sorry, Jamie Lee Curtis, but Miss Piggy did it better. 

Is this ghost in middle school? Unscrewing the top of the Zataran’s like that? Also, I have the same seasoning in my house; it’s good, and that ghost should feel bad for messing with Rosario’s cooking like that. 

The candle that’s blowing itself out looks really … phallic. 

The product placement in this movie is wild. It’s so hard to take them seriously when Ben is sobbing the phrase “Baskin Robbins.” 

Hasan Minaj! Why were you listed so early in the credits if this is your only scene? 

Crump’s backstory is just wild. Of course he turned into Jared Leto with a backstory like that. 

I like what they’ve done with the stretching room. 

Winona Ryder? Are you doing a Linda Cardellini impression? Also, this is the worst tour I’ve ever seen. And I was once on a tour where the guy claimed the Civil War was still happening in the 1840s. Twenty years before it started. 

Did that spider just scream?

More product placement. I actually like Burger King; their veggie burgers are really good.

Fr. Owen Wilson is going to federal prison. Like, that’s a felony. A pretty serious one if you perform a sacrament. 

Prof. Danny Devito is obviously possessed. Ghost, you are really bad at your job. (Is scare people a job?)

OMG. It was almost the professor in the drawing room with the candlestick. Fortunately, Rosario saved the day. 

More movies need evil Danny Devitos. 

I know Travis is 9, but he’s the dumbest mofo ever. 

Okay. I actually feel really bad now. I got depression too, buddy. That said, you don’t think it’s weird your dad sounds just like the Hatbox Ghost?

How did Crump kill a mummy? Did he kill a bunch of people at a costume party? 

Is Fr. Owen riding Constance into battle? With her army of beheaded husbands? 

Dead sea captain got his boat! Yay!

ALSO the people going on and on about no buddie crumbs since the premiere are just straight up wrong. There are crumps in almost every episode (the only exceptions, in my opinion, were 6x03 for obv reasons and 6x06).

Pls everyone go read @loveyourownsmiilee talking buddie language posts she's amazing at pointing out all the buddie crumbs and obv parallels to the canon couples in the show!

The reason why nobody wants to be one of the souls Crump gathered is because they accepted his offer of finally fucking dying but instead now they're forced to continue existing in that shitty fucking mansion. This wasn't what they mean by DEAD buddy.

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Love af First Bife Café La-Mer-Essen "Distilled Yesterday" Fin Katrina Maria Old Panther Rue de Schlemiel and Rue de le Pew Malice in the Dalace Café Casbahbah Emir of Shmow Ghinna Rumma Haffa Dalla Hassan Ben Sober King Rootin' Tootin' Diamond Omagosh 1,000 Shilbleenas Shmow "Somewhere in the Orient" Start at Jerkola Mafri-Phony "All Unmarried Redheaded Maidens Ancient Erysipelas The back of the drapes "The Biggest Chiselers in Town" Curleycue Diana Dollar Day Larrycus Mohicus Octopus Grabus "Proclamation .. ." Tarantula A Tenth-Century Ras Bañas Ya-tee Benafucci "Vitamins A, B, C, D, E, F; Gee, I like food!" Men in Black Anapanacag, cedascram falsyeth, anacanapon, and eenots Anna Conda Dr. Graves Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Ho "For Duty and Humanity! Los Arms Hospital Semert, anacome, senetoonum, anacanaponner, peenanar, anasino more cotton cotton, anic, needles, scissors, and" we graduated with the highest tempera tures in our class!" Merru Mavericks Clarence, Cassidy "Law Officers on the Way Red Morgan Peaceful Gulch Peaceful Gulch Saloon "Wanted for Vagrancy" A Merry Mix-Up Louie, Max, and Jack Luke, Morris, and Jeff Shingled roof Micro-Phonies Alice Bixby "Gritto spelled sideways is 'Ottri-guh-guh* Krispy Krunchies Radio KGBY Mrs. Bixby Sandra Sandpile Señorita Cucaracha Señors Mucho and Gusto Sextetrum Lucia Signor Six Tetrum Lucy Skin "Voices of Spring" "Yeah, it reminds me of the reform school" A Missed Fortune Bunion Eight

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A Pain in the Pullman Goldstein, Goldberg, Goldblatt, and O'Brien loe Johnson Mrs. Hammond Eggerley's Theatrical Apts. "The Panics of 1936" Paul Pain "Wake up and go to sleep!" Pals and Gals Belle and Zell "Come to Papa!" Doc Barker "I'm going to get myself a cheap lawyer" "I've had it ever since I was a little kid" Joe's Minstrels Songs and Dances Joe's Traveling Store General Merchandise Molasses, Tabasco, seltzer, eggs, paint, and paint remover Nell Old Homicide Red Dog Saloon Pardon My Backfire Betty, Hettie, and Nettie "Happy 10th Anniversary" San Brandon Penitentiary "That's too permanent!" Pardon Mv Clutch Claude A. Quacker Columbus "It must be something else" "Look in these shoes for some toes!" Marigold, Narcissus, and Petunia "Which one?" "You know, you should fish for a whale" Pardon My Scoich Breath O' Heather Vat 106 Plus I.T. ¡ones' Drugstore MeSniff McSnort McSnuff Mr. Jones Señor Louis Balero Cantino "Ver G'harget,""Over the River: and "Skip the Gutter" Dest Man Wins "A barking dog never bites. FIR "Got Ants in Your Plants? We'll Kill 'Em!" Lightning Pest Control Company Meadows Mrs. Castor Mr. Philander Phony Express Abdul's Cactus Remedy Dr. Abdul's Medicine Show 50 cents or 3 for $1 First National Bank Hayfever, spotted fever … "And lay you right down, too!" "Open 10 to 3" Peaceful Gulch Peaceful Gulch Saloon Red Morgan "Wanted for Vagrancy" "Wild Bill Hicup Due In" Pies and Guys "Completely illogical, preponderantly impracticable, and moreover, it stinks" Countess Schpritzwasser Lulu Mink, skunk, and porcupine Miss Gottrocks Professors Quackenbush and Sedletz (see Professors Rich and Nichols ..

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Punch Drunks "Four slices of burned toast and a rotten egg" Killer Kilduff K. O. Stradivarius "Pop Goes the Weasel" Room 13 Punchu Cowpunchers Blackiack and Lefty Captain Daley Coyote Creek Dillon Gang Elmer "Fort Scott, Kansas, 1868 the Heroic Men of the U.S. Cavalry" TIl take a milkshake . . . with sour milk!" "The Killer Dillons" Nell Red Dog Saloon Sergeant Mullins "What size, madam? We have some lovely ground-grippers!" Quiz Whizz "About five-foot-five by five-foot-five" Consolidated Fujiyama California Smog Bags Daily Gazette G. Y. Prince Investors Inc. J. J. Figbee Montgomery M. Montgomery R. O. Broad Skin Resiless Knights Baron of Brains Baron of Gray Matter Count of Five Duke of Durham

Duke of Mixture "Every man for himself- Fife of Drum Kingdom of Anesthesia Parasites Prince Boris 3,000 guineas, two geese, and a dues Rhuthm and Weep "Doctor Dippy's Retreat" Eagon's Rehearsal Hall Theatre Garden Theatre Hilda, Wilda, and Tilda Mike Lipincranz Mr. Boyce Mr. Smellington Stooge Follies "Swing it!" "Swingeroo Joe" "We're dressed as ballerinas" Rip, Sew and Stitch I. Fleecem L-R-L-R-L-R-L 1-1-2-3-2-2-1 No Burpoline Pip Boys Lary Moe & Shemp Skin and Flint Finance Corporation "Slippery Fingers" I.H. Terry Hargen 200 percent wool "Unaccustomed Tailors" "What a beautiful messterpiece!" Rockin' Thru the Rockies Chief Growling Bear "Direct From Three Hot Weeks in Kansas" Frontier Inn Nell Nell's Belles "This fish looks like Moe!"

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Our Leader--President Ward Robey-The People's Friend" President Ward Robey Señorita Rita Shock Absorber for Earthquakes Singapore loe's Palace Hotel Valeska Scheming Schemers Day and Nite Plumbers 1414 Bleecker Street How to Be a Plumber
Mr. Norfleet
Norfleet Mansion
The Van Brocklin Painting
"We Never Sleep"
Scotched in Scofland
Angus and McPherson
Below the McMason McDixon line
The Earl of Glenheather
Glenheather Castle
"Hi, Lorna; how ya doone?"
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Lorna Doone O. U. Gonga Wide Awake Detective School Scrambled Brains Croakers Sanitarium Dr. Gezundheidt Drs. Hart, Burns, and Belcher Isle of Stromboli Nora Self Made Maids "All Parts in this Picture Are Played By the Three Stooges" Derstick, Anacanapooner Larraine Mergatroyd Moella Shempetta Shivering Sherlocks Angel

*Armored Car Robbers Identifled: Café Workers Name Loomis Gang" Captain Mullins Gladys Harmon Lefty Loomis Shot in the Frontier "Beneath This Diggs, Graves, and Berry Undertakers "Distilled Yesterday" Ella, Bella, and Stella "Friday the 13th" "Here Lies A Father of 28, He Might Have Had More But Now It's Too Late" M. Balmer "Mama Loved Papa . .." "No Use You're Doomed" Noonan Brothers Old Panther Storey's Saloon "To your last breath . .. Sing a Song of Six Pants

Fleecem L-R-L-R-L-R-L. 1-1-2-3-2-2-1 No Burpoline Pip Boys Lary Moe & Shemp Skin and Flint Finance Corporation "Slippery Fingers" T.H. Terry Hargen 200 percent wool "Unaccustomed Tailors" "What a beautiful messterpiece!" The Sitter Downers Corabell, Dorabell, and Florabell Gazette Journal "I got Stetson; which one is she?" "In the Spring . Metropole Flower Shop Mr. Bell No Honeymoon No Work/Unfalr io Union Husbands" this Lot Presented to the Three sudden Suitors -Upland Realty Co." "This Place Unfair to Union Sultore Upland Realty Company Slaphappy Sleuths Becky "Feel Tired?. Fuller Grime "Have You Sore Feet? Try Tic-Tac. Good for the Toe" Hazel

M. Greecy "In Onion There Is Strength" Just straight salary Onion Oil Company Popping Corn "Try Dr. Belcher's Compound for Gas on the Stomach" "Why don't you sing 'Mame"?" Slippery Silks Madame De France Mrs. Morgan Mr. Morgan Mr. Romani "Modes Modernistique" Romani Artistic Woodwork Uncle Pete A Snitch in Time "Antiques Made While-U-Waite. Hendrix Jewelry Store Miss Scudder Mr. Jerry Pip and Steve Steve Ye Olde Furniture Shoppe

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Mr. Winthrop Puckerless persimmon tree Rhum Boogie Roast Stooge Swamp soup Vitamin P.D.Q. Soup fo Nuts "This is the hottest June we've had since last July!" White on rye Bologna and whipped cream "Liver and milk . .. and a banana split" "The Elevator Dance" Space Ship Sappy Filet of sole and heel "Flying Saucer Photographer Awarded City's Highest Honor" "Gevalt!" Liar's Club 27th Annual Convention "Nobody lives here, either!" "Prof. A. K. Rimple No. 60" Professor A. K. Rimple Rockwood Steel, Ranacoma Copper, Your American Can, Pinpoint Pimple Sunev "Who came in?" Spook Louder J. O. Dunkfeather Miracle Massage Reducing Machine Mr. Graves Mr. Wallace "No Peddlers" The Times Spooks Congo Crumb's Pies "Divorce Evidence Manufactured . Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde George B. Bopper Mary Bopper Super Slueth Detective Agency *What a hideous, monstrous face!- Squarcheads of the Round Table "Are you short of money? Black Prince Cedric the Blacksmith "I can't die; I haven't seen The lolson Story!" "In Days of Old . . ." "it's sharp medicine, but It's a sure cure for all diseases" "Oh, Elaine" Princess Elaine Scowling Scotsman Sextetrum Lucia Sir Satchel "So We Stuck Our Little Tootsies in the Water" "That babe sure can cook!" Stone Age Romeos Aggie, Maggie, and Baggie B. Bopper Dogfish "Horsethieves!" Map of Unknown Lands Where Cavemen Are Still Supposed to Exist "Me, three!" The most beautiful cave in Mesopotamia Museum of Natural History Poison gas "She loves me, she loves me not. "You're telling me!" Studio Stoops B.O. Pictures Corp. Captain Casey and Brown

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Wordle Words List Starting With A

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Wordle Words List Starting With B

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Wordle Words List Starting With C

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Wordle Words List Starting With D

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Wordle Words List Starting With E

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Wordle Words List Starting With F

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Everyone is always saying this

New year, new babe

Whew, time to dust off the Tumblr PPD diary again!

Not really. But I am postpartum (again), and I am sad (again).

Little Owen came with us almost a week ago. I don’t know if it was just the suddenness of it all, or the earliness, but it still feels not quite real. I remember waking up in the hospital on the 28th and just looking around my room in some weird disbelief. My sleeping newborn was next to me in the bassinet, but it somehow felt like I hit a fast-forward button accidentally and was stuck in this new reality.

Coming home has been hard. Looking at Everett and interacting with him has been hard. I’ve been so focused on getting through each day and week leading up to the due date that I feel like I almost wasted those last few days with him, and that makes me really sad. The saving grace is that our last day together was really special. I cry every time I think or talk about it for some reason. It was a normal Thursday; I don’t even remember what we did the first half of the day. Everett got up from his nap, we ate a snack, then we went to this part of Crump Park that has a few sports fields and these empty train cars. Everett and I just walked about the trains for about an hour, and it was the sweetest time. He was so happy and inquisitive, and I was just there watching him have fun. I held his little hands as he walked up and down the brick half-wall, and helped him climb on and off of the train cars. I walked on the repaired cracks in the asphalt with him that criss-crossed across the parking lot like spider webs. As the sun was setting he looked up at me and said, “It’s getting dark outside, mom!” “Your’e right, buddy, we need to go to the car and go home soon.” He’s just so sweet and takes everything in. He’s constantly making little observations and goes out of his way to show us things over and over again. He’s my little boy, and I’ve just been processing so much grief over losing our life as a family of three.

Because he’s grown so gradually, it didn’t really hit me until we got home just how big he’s gotten. Owen is so little, and seeing Everett’s newborn things just unlocks this tidal wave of sadness. Those early days with him were so terrible and so dark. He was just this tiny little beacon that both made the darkness worse but then helped pull me back out again, day after day. 

I know these feelings of baby blues are “normal” and there’s nothing I can really do except hunker down and weather through the worst of it until things inevitably even out.

For some reason I’ve been thinking about my own mortality a little bit. There’s a man at Third who took his life this past week. It’s been so sad. I never knew him, but it was a big shock to everyone who did. When I was faced with the impending delivery, I started to wonder what it would be like if things went sideways during the delivery. If something happened to me. I usually never let myself dwell on that kind of thing, and always just envisioned heartbroken friends and my family. Then enters Chris. He would be a widower, which feels strange to think about. Now Everett. I’m a mom, and if something were to happen to me, it would blow a hole open into his little life. And Owen. He’d grow up never even knowing what having a mother is like. I’d leave so much grief in my wake, and things feel so much more at stake now than they did a few years ago.

I don’t know where I was going with that. I guess I’m realizing that I’m not super young anymore, and I’m starting to identify more with my parents, knowing how they must’ve felt when they were my age. Life is such a strange thing. In a way i wish the “circle of life” were kinder and longer. But I also realize that the things I love most dearly wouldn’t quite exist the same way if things were different.

Anyway. Enough for now.

FORTUNE CHILD Releases Third Single off of Debut Album, "Tie the Line"!

FORTUNE CHILD Releases Third Single off of Debut Album, “Tie the Line”!

Jacksonville, FL based Rock band FORTUNE CHILD has released their third single, “Tie the Line,” off of their upcoming, debut LP, Close to the Sun, which is produced by the legendary Kevin Elson (Journey, Mr. Big, Europe, and Lynyrd Skynyrd). Released on 2/18, an exclusive Dolby ATMOS, spatial audio version of the song is also available on Apple Music, Amazon, and Tidal. “Tie the Line is a song…

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FORTUNE CHILD Releases New Single, "Far"!

FORTUNE CHILD Releases New Single, “Far”!

Debut LP, Close to the Sun, Releasing Early March 2022! Jacksonville, FL based Rock band FORTUNE CHILD has released their debut single, “Far.” Featuring heavy, classic rock guitar riffs, funk basslines, and soaring vocals, “Far” is the first single off of the band’s upcoming, Kevin Elson (JOURNEY, MR. BIG) produced, debut LP, Close to the Sun, due out in early March . “It’s a fusion of what…

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Storia Di Musica #197 - Molly Hatchet, Molly Hatchet, 1978

La storia di musica di oggi non si sposta dalla Florida. Anzi, non si sposta nemmeno da Jacksonville, la città dei Lynyrd Skynyrd della scorsa settimana. Perchè quando nei primi anni ‘70 Dave Hlubek, chitarrista, voleva fondare una band, ai leggendari concittadini si voleva ispirare. Si aggregano a lui Danny Joe Brown, cantante dalla voce impostata e caratteristica, le due chitarre di Steve Holland e Duane Roland, per una nuova versione della linea a tre chitarre che fece la fortuna dei Lynyrd, una delle sezioni ritmiche più affiatate e toste del rock americano, Banner Thomas al basso e la grande tecnica di Bruce Crump alla batteria. Come nome scelgono Molly Hatchet, da quello di una leggendaria prostituta che durante la Guerra Civile decapitava i suoi clienti più rudi, e il cui fantasma a volte si ripresenta nelle spettrali serate invernali delle paludi di quei posti. L’inizio è complicato, e nonostante una incessante e proficua carriera dal vivo nei club della contea, dovranno passare ben 5 anni prima che vengano notati da una casa discografica. La Epic però gli offre la possibilità di registrare ai famosi studi di registrazione The Sound Pit di Atlanta con la supervisione di Tom Werman, all’epoca uno dei più grandi produttori del rock americano, che lavorerà con alcuni dei più grandi gruppi del rock a stelle e strisce (Ted Nugent, Cheap Trick, Blue Öyster Cult, Mother's Finest, Mötley Crüe). Il disco è registrato proprio durante i mesi della grande emozione per l’incidente aereo dei Lynyrd, con il loro disco appena uscito, Street Survivors, in testa alle classifiche. Molly Hatchet appare nei negozi di dischi il 1 settembre 1978: è un mix di hard rock boogie (marchio di fabbrica di Werman) spinto dal muro sonoro delle tre chitarre e dalla voce, un po’ roca e caratteristica, di Danny Joe Brown. In scaletta 9 brani, scritti insieme dalla band, brani avvolgenti, caldi, che li caratterizzano subito rispetto ad altri gruppi per la loro aria scanzonata e un po’ strafottente. Bounty Hunter è la canzone che apre il disco e mette in chiaro l’energica vena musicale del gruppo; diventerà uno dei momenti più attesi dai fan nei loro concerti dal vivo; Gator Country, altro grande classico, è l’apoteosi del loro suono a tre chitarre, una carrellata di citazioni dei più grandi artisti del Southern (dai Lynyrd a Charlie Daniels, dai fratelli Allman alla Marshall Tucker Band). Big Apple è un rock blues scanzonato che nel testo prende in giro New York ed i suoi abitanti, in pieno stile orgoglio sudista. The Creeper è l’archetipo del classico slow hard rock del genere, di cui i Molly Hatchet diventeranno dei paladini. The Price You Pay è leggera e frizzante, I’ll Be Running è una grande prova della sezione ritmica Thomas/Crump, Cheatin’ Woman è un altro slow rock sofferto che sa di delusione ai banconi dei bar e di malinconia sudista. Trust Your Old Friend è il brano che chiude il disco, un puro boogie rock veloce e elettrico. Ma il grande brano è un altro:  ma la riproposizione Dreams di Greg Allman, anche con influenze della cover che ne fece del brano Buddy Guy nel 1970 nel suo disco Them Changes, qui diviene Dreams I’ll Never See ed è un vero capolavoro, con i toni più soft e sofisticati della parte introduttiva che quasi stridono con la forza vigorosa della cavalcata finale, che si lega alla potenza e al carattere degli altri brani. Il disco venderà oltre un milione di copie, i brani della band diventeranno tra i preferiti delle Adult Oriented Rock Radio americane e inizierà un periodo d’oro per la band, che inizierà tournée frenetiche da oltre 250 concerti all’anno. Alla mitologia del disco e della band concorreranno anche le copertine: la prima, leggendaria, prende in prestito The Death Dealer del mitico disegnatore Frank Frazetta, uno dei suoi capolavori, il quale diventerà simbolo di uno dei corpi speciali dell’esercito americano e uno dei dipinti di fumettisti più pagati di tutti i tempi, valendo un originale oltre il milione di dollari. I Molly Hatchet utilizzeranno altri capolavori di Frazetta per il successivi dischi. Flirtin’ With Disaster (1979, in copertina Dark Kingdom), disco della consacrazione con brani mito come la spettacolare Boogie No More, Whiskey Man, It’s All Over Now. Nel 1980 Danny Joe Brown è sostituito dal cantante Jimmy Farrar per problemi di diabete: in copertina uno spettacolare Conan Il Barbaro di Frazetta, ma Beatin’ The Odds, nonostante la spettacolare title track, è stroncato dalla critica, non dal pubblico che regala l’ennesimo disco in classifica. La Band ha un buon seguito fino al 1989, quando Danny Joe Brown, rientrano nel 1985 nello splendido Double Trouble Live (1985), è costretto di nuovo ad abbandonare le scene, e la band si scioglie. La storia dei Molly Hatchet continuerà, tanto che nel 2005 si riformano formalmente, anche con nuovi dischi, ma non paragonabili al furore sudista dei loro grandi capolavori.

s/p first year as a PA

I was hired as a hospitalist primarily for the transplant service. However, in the setting of the pandemic and staffing shortages, I am all over the place now and work in almost everything non-pediatric and non-surgical. 

In my first few months as a PA, I was incredibly overwhelmed. I went from being a learner who switches specialties every month to a fully-fledged provider making life-or-death decisions on an hourly basis. Oftentimes I’d find myself in the room of a patient actively crumping, surrounded by the patient’s family and multiple nurses awaiting instructions on what to do to save the patient. I thought that I faced a lot of pressure in school, but it was nothing compared to this. 

And just when I started to get a hang of it all, the pandemic hit. What a nightmare. As mentioned above, I was hired to work with with transplant patients. Prior to the pandemic, my transplant colleagues and I were masking and gowning for almost every patient: 1 surgical mask and 1 gown per patient and per patient encounter. But once COVID hit, we were rationing PPE. 1 N95, 1 pair of goggles, and 1 face shield for the pandemic. 1 surgical mask per week, and 1 gown only if a patient had Cdiff or a history of MDRO bacteremia.

What did the pandemic mean for our transplant patients? 

Our patients are on immunosuppressant medications to prevent transplant rejection. Unfortunately, this makes it difficult for them to fight infections. 

Our department did what it could to prevent COVID. We'd test patients on admission for COVID, regardless of symptoms or exposure history. If they were positive, they went to the COVID team and quarantined on their unit for a period of time and had to test negative before returning to our unit and being transplanted. We took many other measures to reduce COVID risk to the best of our ability. 

People still died. To see someone get transplanted successfully and then die of a virus is horrifying. Unfortunately, despite our admission tests, sometimes patients contracted COVID within the hospital. Patients would be happily FaceTiming their family one moment, telling them all of their plans for once they were discharged- then the next day they'd be intubated. We tried Remdesivir, Dexamethasone, prone positioning, etc. But the virus moved through them quickly, and these efforts often were too late. No amount of hoping and praying brought them back. 

As a first year PA, I learned to go to an empty conference room, close the door, and remove my mask before calling to the family of the deceased. This way, as they gathered around the phone in their homes, the family could hear me unmuffled as I delivered the news. Also, this way my tears didn't ruin my mask for the rest of the week. 

I learned a lot this year. It's been a mixture of crying and laughing. There are times that I question why I ever became a PA, and then there are times when this career feels like home. In addition to transplant, I’ve also been working in the  ED, IMC, ICU, inpatient hospice, clinic, and infusion center these past 6 months. I’ve learned quite a lot along the way.

Lessons learned as a first year PA:

1. Check your pager hourly: This is in addition to checking it whenever you get paged. Sometimes I’ll get paged while I’m rounding, read it, and then forget about it. Now I go through my pager at every hour to ensure that I already responded to all my pages and then answer ones that I missed/forgot.  On a semi-related note, a while back I wrote about good paging etiquette.

2. Let people know when you're out: I work a rotating schedule. As a result, it’s hard to predict when I’m in or out of the hospital. Sometimes I’ll come back on service and find urgent emails or texts that are a few days old. Now I leave an away message with my return date and my supervisor’s contact information on both email and hospital text. If someone really needs to get a hold of me, my supervisor has my personal cell phone number.

3. Be conscientious of what time you consult: I generally try to get all of my nonurgent consults done before 3pm. Many services have only 1 resident covering after 3pm, so I try not to page/call unless I have an emergency. 

4. Call the nurse if something needs to be done urgently: Being a nurse means being the ultimate multitasker. Room 5 is due for his IV Amphotericin, Room 2's Foley is supposed to come out prior to void trial with Urology, Room 1's infusion completed and is beeping, and Room 4 is a bit altered and yanked out her PICC. Now I’m placing an order for Room 3 to get IV Lasix due to concern for pulmonary edema. However, the nurse may be preoccupied with Room 4 and not see the order in the computer for some time. If I really need to the patient to get the Lasix right way, I’ll place the order through EMR and then call the nurse and see what their situation is. If they’re crazy busy with Room 4 and likely to be unable to get to the Lasix within the next 15min, I ask whether they’re okay with me asking another nurse to give the Lasix now. Usually the answer is yes.

5. Value your nurses: Nurses know the patient best. They’re the ones answering call bells, giving meds, doing dressing changes, etc. Unfortunately they oftentimes bear the brunt of everyone’s frustrations, from patients to patients’ families to attendings to managers. Not to mention, they’re the ones doing the dirty work. Bedside nurses are the heartbeat of healthcare, but they also are high risk for burnout. Always support your nurses, whether that’s volunteering to answer a patient’s family member’s 17th phone call of the day or responding to a patient’s call bell yourself. 

6. Know how to get a hold of someone quickly: It’s less than ideal to page someone repeatedly. At my hospital, if I need to talk to an attending urgently, I call the operator and ask them to connect me directly to the attending’s cell phone. If a patient is crashing and we’re not in the ICU, I dial the emergency number and call a rapid response, which sends people running into my patient’s room. 

7. Plan your discharge meds from Day 1: The goal of every admission is to treat the patient and then discharge them safely. Send medications early for prior auth and call the pharmacy to make sure that they have medications in stock. (One time a patient’s insurance didn’t cover Levofloxacin, of all things.) 

8. Keep social work and care coordination aware of all needs from the start: Does your patient looks unsteady? Place a PT/OT consult and let social work and care coordination know that the patient might require home therapy services and/or DME so that they can start looking at services and companies that may be covered by insurance. Does your patient have a central line? They’ll likely need a home health service to teach them how to care for it daily at home. Do they seem to require frequent transfusions? They’ll probably need labs on discharge. Is the patient’s living situation safe (no heat/AC, possible abuse at home, financial difficulties, etc)? They may need alternative housing.

9. The attending is not always right: Generally speaking, the attending has the last say on how the team manages a patient. However, I’ve come across situations in which an attending’s decision put a patient in more danger. Sometimes asking them about their decision can help steer the care plan toward better patient care. Other times you just have to stand your ground and be okay with being on the receiving end of an attending’s misdirected rant. Report these instances to your manager and to other higher-ups.

10. Always have gloves in your pocket: You never know when you’ll find a mess. Or which part of the body someone asks you to examine. Or how hygienic a person is (or is not).

11. Verify weird vitals: I was very new when I walked into work, opened a patient’s chart, and promptly bolted down the hallway when I saw a patient’s O2 sats recorded as 15-20s. I found the patient sitting up in bed, eating breakfast, and bewildered by me bursting into the room. Turns out that overnight someone mistakenly recorded his respirations as the O2 sats.

12. Remove whatever tubes you can: Anything entering the body is an infection risk. Does your patient still need that Foley placed by the surgery team? No? Yank it (don’t actually yank because ouch). Is your patient A&O and able to eat without aspirating? Remove the NG tube. Does your patient have good veins and require infrequent transfusions/labwork? Pull their central line.

13. Take a buddy with you to emergencies: Two heads are better than one. Even if you’re a seasoned provider and well-equipped to manage an emergency, you might need another body to help with performing CPR, making urgent calls, grabbing supplies, etc. 

14. Ask your patients about premeds for procedures: We all have different levels of pain tolerance. A procedure goes far more smoothly if your patient is comfortable. Note: if you’re going to premed with Ativan or an opiate in the outpatient setting, make sure they have a driver.

15. Be good to your charge nurse and unit secretary: I don’t know how they do it. If I had to manage the unit’s signout, patient complaints, calls from other floor, being yelled at by providers, verifying paper orders, and finding beds for incoming patients- all at the same time - I’d lose my mind. 

16. If your patient is mad, just shut up and listen: There are many things that you can’t control: the time it takes for a patient to get a room, the temperature of hospital food, the dismissive attitude of your attending, etc. And oftentimes the patient knows this. My reflex is to want to apologize for things and overexplain why different things are happening. But sometimes the patient just needs to rant. Take a step back and just listen. That can make all the difference.

17. Fact check your notes: The framework for your progress note often is the note from the day prior. It sounds obvious, but make sure that you go through the note and make updates and changes accordingly. If today is 01/15, there’s a good chance that the Fungitell from 12/31 is not still pending. 

18. Try to learn some nursing skills: This is one of the areas in which I most envy my NP colleagues. If a patient’s IV pump is beeping or their central line need to be flushed, I oftentimes awkwardly step out of the room and look vacantly into the distance for a nurse. I’ve finally figured out how to spike a bag (albeit I do so very slowly, and it certainly makes the RNs giggle some). I talked to our unit’s nurse manager, and she’s willing for me to learn some nursing skills from the staff during a slow day- we’ll see when thing slow down!

19. Be kind: Generally speaking, being in a hospital is stressful. Patients are feeling out of sorts, and staff are working with constant dinging in the background. I rant plenty on this website, but I’m kind to everyone at work (with few exceptions) because it makes things more comfortable for everyone. Additionally, if you are always kind to your patients and colleagues, your reputation will speak for itself. One time I was walking down a hall with poor reception while on my ASCOM with a notoriously standoffish nurse from another unit. My phone cut out. She called my unit’s nurse manager to complain, and the nurse manager told her that I would never hang up on purpose. My interactions with the nurse going forward were always more pleasant in nature.

20. Support your team: The best colleagues are not the smartest colleagues; the best coworkers are the ones who have your back. Whether it’s a medical emergency or just a strange situation, it’s important to be supported and to give support.

I know that I’ve learned a lot more than this, so I’ll likely be adding to this throughout the year. Happy Snow Day, all!