#Bruce thinking Jason hates him again: What? Jason explaing absolutely nothing: Yep pops invited me.
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Jason’s the Red Hood at 17 in some versions making him a child at the time, mixing that with Lazarus pits as ectoplasm and him slowly forming a ghost core…
Jason ends up getting constantly harassed by random ghosts because he screams “baby ghost” and rotten cabbage boy at the same time to them.
Eventually half of Gothams ghost population want to adopt RH/protect him or bully him because he’s an entertaining trash boy.
The Red Hood keeps having really good luck on his patrol, the guys he’s going after keep tripping, their guns jam, and Batman can never get close to him. But Jason has inconvenient luck as a civilian, he constantly walks into doors, his cups always fall off the tables, and he constantly misplaces things.
It’s the actions of both groups of ghosts, but Jason can’t see any of them so he just assumes he has really weird luck.
Jason doesn’t get Ghost Adopted until he runs into a teenager that’s younger than him that keeps mumbling about how he didn’t plan on being a single dad of two at 16.
#danny phantom#red hood#dp#dp x dc#dc x dp#dp prompt#batman#dp crossover#danny fenton#dani phantom#jason todd#Danny’s out here pulling a Bruce Wayne on Bruce own kid#Jason when he starts talking to Bruce again: I’m going to spend the December holidays with my other dad#Bruce thinking Jason hates him again: What? Jason explaing absolutely nothing: Yep pops invited me.
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