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bizarrelittlemew · 6 days

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thinking about Taika and Rhys hanging out watching the olympics on mute in Taika's on-set tent during filming of season 1 and coming up with the idea to prank people into believing they were drinking alcohol at work by walking around set drinking non-alcoholic whiskey pretending it's actual whiskey. they really couldn't have found anyone more perfect for the roles of Ed and Stede like that is absolutely something they would do

#ofmd #our flag means death #these fucking dorks i swear #the tent looks so cozy too #“he invites me into his special tent because he gets lonely in there” mmhmmm 😏

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something-about-sunflowers · 7 months

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Frenchie has a cat on the back of his jacket!

I also have a shitty outlined version in case it's hard to make out:

Not sure if the face/mouth is right, it could be an open mouth off the side like a cartoon would do but the body shape I'm sure on.

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poohkeepsee · 1 year

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#ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #diamond dogs #trent crimm #spoilers #he's our dork

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hilsoncrater · 3 months

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"no hints were dropped" ok not to be that person but here are the hints that were dropped regarding Colin and Trent being gay:

1. Colin mentioning Grindr in a joke

2. Trent touching the arm of a man in the background

Here is one of the hints that Keeley was bi (even though I do believe she's been canonically bi since season 1, but not everyone sees it this way)

1. Her desktop background was in the colors of the bisexual flag

Here were some of the hints that Ted was bi:

1. Bisexual flag colored triangles above his head in the hallucination sequence

2. Inverted pink triangle next to him in that same sequence (and you can't tell me the creators didn't know, when the Homomonument is based on that symbol)

3. Countless (countless!!!) comments about men's physiques ("huge muscular thighs all caked in mud", whistling at a picture of Pep, "look at that head of hair", "he's strong", "he looks like a Rodin sculpture in cleats", etc.)

4. About a man (Higgins) and a woman (Rebecca), he had to say: "that's a crowd I don't mind being smack-dab in the middle of"

5. Him checking Trent out in the pub in 2x07 (his eyes are up there, Ted!)

6. "It could go either way", "I contain multitudes" and other comments in this vein

7. Bi lighting as he entered the Yankee Doodle Burger Barn

8. Giving similar looks to the female waitress and the male waiters in that restaurant (including a waiter in a cowboy costume that looked like he belonged in a gay club, who tipped his hat at Ted when greeting him)

9. "That's cause you were put into a box", "That box ceases to exist today", the box in the hallucination sequence breaking into triangles (as in the bi triangles and the inverted pink triangke), "we've been playing too rigid", "our guys need freedom", "fast, fluid, free, with full support", the "box that one needs to break out of" being a prominent motif in season 3

10. Wishing Beard called him pet names ("Honey, is that an ingredient or something you just called me?")

11. His crush on Pep

12. The connection between Ted and Colin: "my whole life is two lives, really", both wearing orange in Sunflowers, "I just want to kiss my fella" (Colin doesn't say "fella" , but Ted says it all the time), Ted just needs to get inspired and Colin's play is "inspirational" after he comes out, as per the commentators

And so much other stuff that, had Ted not self-identified as straight (*cough* put himself into a box *cough cough*) , you could make the case that he was canonically bi.

Here are some of hints that there was a romantic connection between Ted and Trent:

1. They hit a lot of romantic beats, and not in the jokey self-aware way in which Roy and Ted hit them in "Rainbow", but in an organic and sincere way

2. They both checked each other out: Trent checked Ted out when Ted was changing in front of him, Ted checked Trent out when Trent came up to him in a pub and hit him with a pick-up line while his date that looked a lot like Ted waited for him outside

3. Did I mention that Trent was on a date with a moustachioed man who dressed in a similar style to Ted? Let's mention it again

4. In that very bar, during a 50 second long conversation, Trent managed to say the word "love" three times. I searched the word "love" in the transcripts of the episodes. There's no other instance in which its frequency is this high

5. "Love our chats" incomplete rule of threes

6. "Sport, it's quite the metaphor" (implied: a metaphor for love; see also "love's a beautiful game" from the song Ed Sheeran wrote for Ted Lasso), "Also makes for a heck of a nickname", "Good night, Ted", "Good night, sport"

7. The soft, romantic, melancholic song playing in the background of this scene, while Ted and Trent are the last ones left in the office, with lyrics such as "When your words begin to crumble like the sidewalks all around this crummy neighborhood / From the chalky cliffs of Dover / I'd come over, I'd start over if I could"

8. Trent wearing sunflower colors in the episode "Sunflowers" and in the finale; sunflowers symbolize Ted's home (it's not subtle). He's the only character dressed like that. I'm still looking for any other explanation other than "Trent is Ted's home"

9. Their constant flirting and the way they look at each other with incredible fondness

10. The entire episode "The Strings That Bind Us". It's structured around Ted and Trent's relationship, and the way Trent changed because of Ted (in season 2, Ted defined a soulmate as someone who changes your life forever). The red string metaphor. Ted points out that soulmates are connected by a string tied to their little fingers. Ted and Trent both extend their little fingers out in similar shots. They are connected by a huge block of red in their last scene of the episode. Ted makes several comments about other men that apply to Trent ("Look at that head of hair", "Frames his face nicely", "My favorite one, he was clean shaven"). Many more details that lead back to Ted and Trent: Nate tells the restaurant owner to tell Jade he said "Hello". Immediately after, Ted and Trent say "Hello" to each other. The map that Nate's father used to ask out his mom has the number 1.3 written on it and an illustration of two people at a table in a restaurant. Ted and Trent went to a restaurant together in season 1, episode 3. The last scene of the episode mimics a "Race for Love" scene from a romcom, with Trent chasing after Ted. Trent also does not say a word to anyone other than Ted in the entire episode. He is completely focused on Ted

11. "Trent, what do you love? Is it writing?" and Trent ends up writing a book about Ted and naming the manuscript after Ted and he only cares about Ted's opinion on it (he leaves the room when Beard starts reading, but stays in the office after hours just to watch Ted read. "I just wanted you to like it.")

11. Trent's crush on Ted, confirmed by Jimmy Lance (and also obvious in the show, if you ask me)

Now, why would I believe that none of these hints were intentional? Maybe some could be explained away, but all of them? The hints we got for Colin, Trent and Keeley were so much smaller than this, and those turned out to be intentional.

anon i wish i could offer you the response you deserve, but i cannot stop rereading this masterpiece & focusing on the portions of evidence you provided that i didn't even pick up on until you laid them out. holy shit

#IM LOSING MY MIND????? HOLY SHIT #anon you provided a THESIS STATEMENT #kissing you on the forehead & sending you flowers & baking your favorite bread #ted lasso #tedtrent #tedependent #trent crimm #there's also the casablanca references between them #& the way in amsterdam trent says there's a van gogh museum night. and where does ted wind up? at the van gogh museum looking at sunflowers #their arcs are foils too. both got divorced around the same time. both have one kid (ted has a boy and trent has a girl)#trent left his wife meanwhile michelle left ted #trent is happier post-divorce meanwhile ted struggles with the loss #there's the wizard of oz motif too and who wears red shoes? trent. it's subtle but he wears what look like red heeled shoes #speaking of shoes....the cheetah print motif is also present with trent #'hes our dork' and ted's fond gaze as he watches trent disappear #there's SO MUCH there dude SO MUCH

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fancyingfinefabrics · 4 months

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for me, i love & relate to ed so much because i’ve also been through a non mutual breakup that left me sobbing on the floor, bc nothing hurts like getting your heart broken by a dorky boy! it’s devastating

BUT if blackbeard can cry over a boy and still be saved by love, so can we all, and if that’s not beautiful and liberating idk what is

#ofmd #our flag means death #edward teach #ed teach #blackbeard #stede bonnet #gentlebeard #blackbonnet #ed x stede #stede x ed #fancy speaks #<3 #stede is both cool and a dork bc he contains multitudes

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ladypolitik · 7 months

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#incorrect quotes #he's babygirl #edward teach #ofmd blackbeard #The “war” refers to Ed/Stede's dork-ass Situationship #ofmd season 2 trailer #ofmd season 2 #our flag means death #ofmd crack #source: twitter #taika waititi #babygirl #when will my husband return from the war

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spaceratprodigy · 2 months

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hmmm....god you make me feel alive for max & faith for the prompt game ehehehe (or would it be...law you make me feel alive...ehehe) 🤍

@hibernationsuit — [ intimacy prompts ]

Productive night at the Hermit's Lodge 🥴

pose reference

#FIRST👏 KISS👏 FIRST👏 KISS👏#I love u scylla arc I love u reciprocation and reconciliation arc #I love u dork ass losers wizard high out of ur minds on a deadly concoction of illegal space drugs #unable to stop telling each other how sorry you are and how much you love each other #they are.. so precious to me....#my art #oc x canon #faith and max #the outer worlds #captain of the unreliable #vicar max #maximillian desoto #EDIT: I realized she was NOT supposed to be wearing her locket in this piece bc they are on ✨ scylla ✨#and he hasn't given it ✨ back ✨ to her yet #lore bits u know how it is iykyk #anyway if u saw the first version no u didn't #that's why we work smartly with our files and layers babes #never trust your 4 AM brain when your awake brain was right the first time ✌️😔

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takenbtwind · 1 year

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Love how we all went into season 3 like "wow we love this gay lil' dork" even though we had no confirmation that Trent was gay or a dork

But look how far we've come! s3 ep6 confirmed gay Trent and s3 ep7 confirmed dork Trent. Way to go we absolutely called it

#i know what you are #he's our dork #ted lasso #trent crimm #ted lasso s3 #ted lasso season 3 #ted lasso spoilers

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saywhatjessie · 1 year

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Never recovering from this

#Ted Lasso #trent Crimm #HE'S OUR DORK

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itslucyhenley · 1 year

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that is my emotional support dorky former journalist ♥️

#trent crimm #ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #what a fucking dork #yeah but he’s our dork #can’t believe how much of a dork he was in this episode #that stoic promo pic was so misleading lol

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something-about-sunflowers · 6 months

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About where I'm at at this point.

(Also, if you have something stupid to say, please see below:

Much obliged.)

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poohkeepsee · 1 year

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Trent Crimm wants to be part of the team so bad

#he's our dork #i'm learning how to make gifs #i don't have photoshop #trent crimm #ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #spoilers

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aye-of-newt · 1 year

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look I have no expectations at all of trent/ted happening I have my peace with it but oh my god am I weak for an asshole whose heart of gold is slowly uncovered and softened by the positive influence of Their Person and season three episode seven served a FEAST

#hes OUR dork #ted lasso #ted x trent #ted lasso spoilers #trent crimm

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capricorndevil15 · 2 months

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Cecil did not have an emo phase. Cecil had a steampunk phase. And arguably he is still having it.

#gold pocketwatch motherfucker #I guess this is about OCin Cecil bcuz OWon Cecil doesn't rlly have a past or future unattached from Gidget. but OWon Cecil still #has the dork energy of a man who wore goggles with little gears on them every day to school. getting in trouble for breaking dress code and #he still wore them anyway #if anyone brings it up he gets SO MAD about it but rlly its just cuz he knows its weird 2 other people. he still thinks it was cool.#our wonderland #this is a headcanon btw lol lmfao meow

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msnihilist · 28 days

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I'm not super involved in the Nicktoons Unite fandom, but I have been combing through fics and I'm already tried of Danny being portrayed as the big brother/second smartest one instead of what he actually is: a fucking idiot.

#nicktoons unite #danny phantom #danny fenton #i mean this as affectionately as possible btw #if anything JIMMY should be the tired older brother who subsists off of coffee and no sleep #danny and timmy have adhd and probably three brain cells between the two of them #I'm not saying Danny is a dunce #he's passionate about flight and space travel!#but let's be honest — he's 14 in canon. those are passing interests #they're not. like. something he could tell you every single last detail about #source: i am also into aeronautics #second source: i grew up with dp and I'm tired of the dumbass erasure #danny has no thoughts and only has teenage angst when a ghost is manipulating him lol #i know we all want our favs to be cool #but danny is literally just the biggest dork in the world #he's not a gritty 20 year old with 5 o'clock shadow who needs to smoke just to feel something #everyone's entitled to their interpretations obvi but #i think dp fandom has become so far removed from canon at this point that they created a whole new character who just is not danny fenton #and i don't really enjoy it because I always liked danny for the character he HAS not the one i think he should have had instead #this became kind of a tangent and this is probably an unpopular opinion but yeah i just wanted to say my piece #i can't really interact with the dp fandom anymore because they're basically all fans of a made-up show at this point

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