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I'm really curious but how do most of the egos act when they're drunk/wasted? ((I said most because I know Robbie does not drink))

Well, I would first like to list how I hc the egos being able to handle alcohol, so from “I can drink all of you under the table without breaking a sweat” to “I get drunk on a glass and a half of wine”, it would be: Schneep, Chase, Jameson, Angus, Jackie, Marvin, Shawn, Anti, and Robbie.

Headcanons will be under the cut, as always!

Schneep

Henrik “Alcoholism is a serious issue in my family but after a stressful day of dealing with Ego Bullshit I’m pouring this vodka straight into my coffee and no one can stop me” von Schneeplestein. (Quote courtesy of my friend @autistic-sowachowski)

Can hold his alcohol the best.

He once drank an entire bottle of whisky in one night and everyone was impressed and slightly afraid.

The drunker he gets, the less of a shit he gives about speaking English.

Will eventually just go full-blown slurring German.

He’s either a very loud drunk or a very weepy drunk depending on how his mood was before he started drinking.

Balance? Never heard of her.

He’s drinking buddies with Chase.

Chase

Second best at holding his alcohol.

Drinking buddies with Schneep.

Only cracks open a cold one with the boys when the kids aren’t around bc he doesn’t wanna drink in front of his kids.

Super giggly drunk. Not as much as Anti, but pretty close.

Also a very affectionate and weepy drunk.

He’s just an emotional drunk.

When he’s drunk, he gives a lot of compliments and says a bunch of sweet things about everyone and gives everyone a lot of cheek/forehead kisses and hugs.

Will also gush about his kids a lot (well, more than usual) when drunk. Has cried over how much he loves them while like this.

Jameson

Can hold his liquor surprisingly well.

Prefers whiskey over anything else, and his favorite is Irish cream.

He’s also a pretty happy and giggly drunk, despite not being able to make much noise.

His signing becomes super clumsy and it’s legit like he’s slurring in sign language.

Has the worst case of the dropsies out of all the egos when drunk.

Will just lean on people and smile all dopey.

Angus

Holds his liquor fairly well.

Doesn’t usually get drunk very often, but he’s almost as loud as Anti when he is.

Aussie slang all over the place.

Very happy drunk. Very loud, and very happy.

Also leans on people a lot and does a lot of shoulder side-hugs.

Cognitive skills are practically nonexistent.

Stumbles a lot and loses almost all his depth perception.

Jackie

Pretty average when it comes to holding his liquor, but doesn’t like to get intoxicated very often in case duty calls, and he doesn’t want to fight crime while under the influence.

He’s less fidgety when drunk, but he’s still super giggly.

Finds everything absolutely hilarious when under the influence.

Has tried to fight doors bc he’s walked into them and thought they were a person.

Will talk to inanimate objects if drunk enough.

Marvin

Not a big fan of alcohol, so he doesn’t drink very often.

The one or two times he has gotten drunk, he mixes up languages a lot and it’s really hard to understand him.

His magic is also more unstable the more he drinks, and he’s woken up the next day with everything pinned to the ceiling and all the pots and pans being made of rubber with pink and blue polka dot patterns.

Very dopey drunk after a few shots, but will become a weepy and emotional drunk if he gets past that point.

He’s also more publicly affectionate when drunk, but really only with Jackie. Lots of soft cheek and corner mouth kisses and nuzzling.

Will be very embarrassed when he hears about it the next day.

Shawn

Not a big fan of alcohol and prefers coffee over it.

Although he will sometimes borrow Jameson’s Irish cream and put it in his coffee if he had a really shitty night.

Because he doesn’t drink often, he’s a pretty big lightweight.

He’s very loud and even more stubborn when drunk.

Will try and do everything himself, even if it’s obvious he can’t.

If he gets emotional enough while drunk he’ll start crying.

Jameson usually has to keep an eye on him so he doesn’t accidentally hurt himself or break something.

Jameson is also the one who usually slings Shawn’s arm over his shoulder and half-drags him to bed when he’s like this, and thankfully it’s super rare bc Shawn is surprisingly heavy for someone so lanky.

Anti

The biggest lightweight out of all the SepticEgos, contrary to popular belief.

He’s either super fucking loud or eerily quiet. There’s no in between.

Swears a lot more and is way more emotional, but tends to be a pretty happy drunk.

The drunker he is, the more unstable his glitching gets. Will glitch anywhere he can walk, even if it’s just five feet away.

Cognitive skills are almost nonexistent.

Will cling to people he’s close to when drunk. Very cuddly as well.

Will also whine like a little kid for attention. (”Jaaaaaaaaaaaaack.” “What?” “Pay attention to meeeeeeeeeee.” “I am!” “Pay attention to me moooooooore.”)

He’ll blep if you boop his nose, which Robbie loves doing when his big brother is drunk.

He basically turns into the world’s worst house cat, and Jack and Chase have totally made Anti chase a laser pointer while he was drunk.

Robbie

Alcohol makes him sick, so he does’t drink it.

He doesn’t like the taste, either.

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