do people actually read books while in the bathtub
how do you not get everything wet
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miles make smiles on this global running day👟
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me: *happens to stand between multiple light sources and casts two shadows because that’s how shadows work*
my brain, still to this day, every single time:
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“Running becomes a lot less tedious when you stop seeing it as a chore. Run fast, and run far, race against the wind, feel the power in your stride and the passion beating in your heart.”
— (via run-caiti-run)
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just overheard a little girl ask her father if I am a boy or a girl and all he said was “some people have bodies”
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it amazes me that smeyer thought that edward “rapist eater” cullen would be okay with breaking into bella’s room and watching her sleep without her consent and that rosalie “rapist killer” hale would let him do it
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anakin’s force ghost watching the events of the sequel trilogy playing out and doing nothing like
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I’M SCREAMING
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You lucky boi
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Skandar retweeting this made me snort.
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Judge magazine, 1921
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Our culture really romanticises the idea of a brooding misunderstood loner who’s an asshole to everyone but secretly has a heart of gold, so it’s frighteningly easy to meet a guy who treats everyone around him badly and believe without evidence that he has a heart of gold.
Don’t fall for it.
And a lapse in cruelty is not evidence of kindness.
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This is based on the original Good Omens storyboards that depicted Aziraphale and Crowley with washboard abs :P
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