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oceangirl24 · 3 months
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Incorrect Quotes: AiP AU Edition
AU where Jon and Audrey are not the best role models. And Shawn is Shawn.
Jon: Audrey, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Audrey: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later Jon: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Shawn.
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The squad is trying to con some random guy Jon: Um, Audrey, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family? Audrey: We need money! Jon: You're scamming him? Audrey: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him. Jon: What?! No way! Audrey: Why not? We already stole Shawn! Shawn: Hey guys Jon: No, we didn't. Shawn can think and talk for himself, he can do whatever he wants! Shawn: I wanna steal
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Jon: If Audrey and I were drowning, who would you save? Shawn: You two can’t swim? Audrey: It’s a hypothetical question, Shawn! who would you save? Shawn: my time and effort.
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Jon: We need a distraction. Audrey: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Shawn, whispering: My time has come
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Store Worker: Would a Mr. Turner please come to the front desk? Jon, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker points to Audrey and Shawn Store Worker: I believe they belong to you? Audrey and Shawn, simultaneously: We got lost :( Jon: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
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Jon: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Audrey: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you. Shawn: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
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Jon: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? Audrey: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- Shawn: Smad.
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Jon: How's the sexiest person here? Audrey: I don't know, how are they? Jon, flustered: I- Shawn, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
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Jon: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me. Audrey: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you? Jon: Yes! Shawn: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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mercedesaria · 8 months
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Saudade: Reservations
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The visit to the past makes Jon realize that he harbors as much unforgiveness towards Kat as Shawn does. Cory forbids Topanga from meeting with Kat. And Shawn realizes there's a piece of the past no one is remembering.
"It's like she's doing what she did before." Cory rubbed his hands over his face, then he looked up at Shawn with a glimmer of mischievous humor in his eyes. "Wouldn't it be funny if she went to the Mayor and told him that Jon got Audrey pregnant?"
The remark caught Shawn so off guard that he laughed out loud. "She'd look like an idiot for a few reasons."
Cory grinned then said, "I dunno when Audrey will let Jon go but maybe going back to school will help us."
"Help us do what?" He knew Cory had to have a reason for wanting to go back to John Adams High other than just reliving their teen years.
"To figure things out." Cory stared into the distance. "You ever get the feeling there's a period of about two years that you can't really remember?"
"All the time."
"I've talked to Jon about it." He leaned back on his hand. "He's not sure when it happened or if the years are back-to-back, but he feels like there's stuff he can't remember that happened before the accident."
"Yeah," Shawn sighed. "Maybe goin' back will help."
"Mr. Feeny said he'd go."
"Really?"
Cory nodded. "I asked him. I wouldn't feel right about going back without him."
"That's good," Shawn sighed and shot the ball at the basket on the back of the bathroom door. There was still a conversation he needed to have with his former teacher.
"Jon doesn't know who hired Katherine."
"I know."
Cory frowned. "I have a feeling it goes back to high school."
Shawn regarded him curiously. "Why?"
He shook his head in uncertainty. "I'm not sure. I just can't shake the feeling that everything that's been going on has something to do with what happened back then."
Picking at the skin around his thumbnails, Shawn ran through two decades in his head before meeting Cory's gaze. "Did you know Yancy was a teacher at John Adams High?"
"Only because Jon told me. I didn't remember him at all."
"Yeah. And apparently he really hates not being remembered."
The grim look on his best friend's face sent a shock of anxiety through him. "Shawn? What are you thinking?"
Shawn slid down in his chair and let out a heavy breath. "I'm thinkin' we're forgettin' something important about Yancy."
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emilyaxford · 7 months
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getpissedonforjesus · 3 months
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doomed decay route yuri
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my-little-girlboss · 2 months
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Ha ha, Andrew, you are a faggot <3
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She is a beautiful transsexual woman, to me <3
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Between the hotvintagepoll, the vintagestagestars poll and the vintagetvstars poll, my conviction that people were just hotter last century is getting increasingly cemented
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ljesak · 8 months
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my fav nerds
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vampzgraveyard · 1 day
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·:*¨༺ ♱✮♱ ༻¨*:·
Sibling annoyance (genderswap)
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shuicoke · 5 months
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“Woman?  Is that meant to insult me?”
Happy International Women’s Day.
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 To all of us.
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oceangirl24 · 19 days
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Find the Word...Love Edition!
Thank so much for this one @axolotlsupremacyowo!
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Words for me to find:
Darling, Friendship, Fond, Tender, Relationship
Words for you to find:
partner, proposal, adore, intimate, respect
No pressure tagging for: @mrsmungus @sliebman10 @the-orion-scribe @violetrose-art @winterlovesong1 @stealing-your-kittens @fattybattysblog @tsunderesalty @amberlide
Open tag for anyone. If I forgot you or you would like to be included just let me know!
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Jacklyn descended into the nursery where Audrey still sat on Bella's bed, lost in thought.
"Audrey darling," the older woman gave her a syrupy smile. "Blake and I are headed to the Penthouse for the day. Would you like to come with?"
She shook her head with a polite smile, thankful that Jon had given her something extra to do. "I've got errands to run. I'll see you tonight."
The Return: Now What?
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The lack of reaction upset the teen. "He wants them to get to know each other because 'you never know where a friendship might lead'."
Jon put his pen down and looked at his student with a blank expression. "Shawn."
"What are you gonna do?"
His teacher looked away from him for a moment as he considered what to say. He looked up at him and told him, "Grade these papers. Get to class."
Birthday Wishes & Valentine Kisses: The Set Up
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Jon sorted the papers into stacks according to class. As he did this, he moved some non-school related writings on his desk. Peeking out from under those stray papers was a CD case.
Jon smiled fondly at it as he picked it up. Audrey's neat script flowed across the top in black Sharpie:
Bleeker Street Boys
BW&VK: Accidental Discovery
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Her breath lightly tickled his nose. The scent of mint and chocolate made him smile. She had either brought her tea with her and had a cup while she was out, or the aroma was now infused into her skin.
He let his hand fall to her neck and continued to knead down her arm until he reached her hand. Using long, soft strokes over her fingers he massaged each joint tenderly and ran his thumb over each glossy nail. When he finished, he returned his hand to her hair and saw her looking at him intently.
"I love you," she said softly, taking her hand from him and running it down his face.
"I love you, too." He saw a peculiar, haunted look in her eyes. "What's wrong?"
Saudade: Trust
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Audrey gave him a funny look and turned slightly so she could see him better.
"Yeah, sure," she replied not sure exactly where he was going with this. While there had been plenty of flirting and even a few kisses between them (for Shawn's sake), they had no official relationship status beyond cooperating teacher and student teacher although he had referred to her as his best friend a few weeks ago.
"I mean," she went on, pressing her shoulder against his. "I'd prefer not having to sneak around and hide how much time I spend with you and Shawn outside of school."
BW&VK: Under Pressure
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sotogalmo · 6 months
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Will wants darkness so he can cry and show the other feelings that he hides, and still know he's cared for. Nico wants light so he can know he's not alone, that he can truly be happy and know he's cared for.
Will is Nico's light. Nico is Will's darkness.
(is this anything for the solangelo fans????)
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getpissedonforjesus · 3 months
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butchdrew - commission "you're kinda pathetic." - Audrey Graves
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my-little-girlboss · 4 months
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I bring a kind of "Andrew Graves is a closeted transsexual" energy to the funny Coffin fandom that cis people really don't like
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siblings-in-love · 2 months
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the world needs more genderbent tcoaal selfcest
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Andy just casually said "sometimes I wish I was a girl" and then?? just shrugged it off like "I'll think about it when we're not actively evading the authorities"?? After we flee the country I'm getting my sister on estrogen!!!!
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