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okay but with Jekyll going full pirate in the recent update
I can’t help but imagine Hyde in Jekyll’s body going full British stereotype
Jekyll: don’t- please don-
Hyde: Rightio old boy, and would you look at the time, I do believe I’m late for tea and crumpets with me old chappie Lanyon, cheerio!
Jekyll: ???? Stop????
#Hyde would 100% do that jacket straightening thing as well#And a terrible accent#tgs jekyll#tgs hyde#henry jekyll#edward hyde#the glass scientists#tgs lanyon#i mean he’s mentioned?#Jekyll just like me Fr in this update
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neil's southern us accent .... uhhhhh 😳
#i really should be avoiding neil's content like the plague bc of What He Does To Me#like rn im gonna go hunt down the stream where this happened so i can see him doing this voice in his slutty tank top#his accent is terrible i love it but the lazy “how you doin” is flipping my insides#y'allstarion#neil newbon#astarion#bg3
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i've returned for 2 seconds to tell you that they're not leaving my head. (sort of unrelated but i've been thinking as well. what if vasco died before machete ? what would go down)
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#ah this is so terribly cute#makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside#“possessed by the vaschete spirit” you and me both#their expressions are so sweet#couple of dorks#and I like the dusty desaturated color scheme! with pink and darker brown accents#gift art#insect-shenanigans#own characters#Vasco#Machete#as for what would happen if Vasco died first#and I'm assuming of natural causes like illness or old age#I suppose Machete would try to sneakily sponsor his funeral#throw the fanciest burial possible#and maybe add some kind of anonymous half hidden obscure tragiromantic inscription on the grave#about wishing to see him again one day#and then either go on to do what Vasco did and commission art in his honor#or get a bad case of widowhood effect and go downhill quickly after his passing#oh yeah he might start to financially support Vasco's widow so that there was a little less pressure on her to get remarried#as you may remember she's a lesbian and one lavender marriage was probably enough for her#I can see that being a thing in certain circumstances
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I transcribed what McIntyre said to Punk after his mania match
(I did this instead of working on my dissertation and it took an hour of messing with audio and replaying it until I could hear properly)
Essentially, he was saying that Punk is a good commentator and should keep doing it because if he ever wrestles again, McIntyre will end his career. He also really just wanted to rub his win in Punk’s face. Full Transcription is below the photo if you care.
Speakers
P: CM Punk
D: Drew McIntyre
M: Pat McAfee
G: Corey Graves
C: Michael Cole
(ST) is used when multiple things are said at the same time.
Transcription
P: Well, my hat goes off to the champ. I’m not gonna tell him he’s gonna keep it warm for me because I don’t know what the future holds.
*McIntyre stares at Punk, who stares back.*
M: I think he has an idea of what the future holds.
*McIntyre walks towards the commentary table.*
P: Ah. I’ve been here before.
*McIntyre gestures for the other commentators to move out of the way and they do.*
C: Ok.
P: Be careful. Be careful, Drew. Your wife’s here.
*McIntyre climbs onto the table and crawls towards Punk, pushing the belt towards him.*
M: Like a jungle cat on our commentary desk.
*Punk applauds him.*
P: Congratulations. Have fun taking selfies on the internet with it.
*McIntyre kneels on the desk in front of Punk.*
D: I want you to know, every single thing I’ve said about you, I meant every single word.
P: I want you to know that I can’t hear a word you’re saying because I have cans on.
D: And let me tell you something. Right where you’re sitting, I’ll give you props, you got that down like nobody else. Step back in that ring ever again, I won’t put you out for a few months, I’ll end your career.
*Punk laughs.*
D: I’m not playing you; you think it’s funny? I’m not playing you.
P: I think it’s hilarious.
(ST) P: People bigger than you have told me that my career is over.
(ST) D: You’re welcome here.
D: Step back in the ring, I’ll end your career. This is my moment.
P: It is your moment. Why are you- why are you here? Why are you in my face? Why are you making it about me?
D: Because I want to rub it in your goddamn face!
*McIntyre gets up to crouch in front of Punk with the belt.*
(ST) D: Get this shot! I want this framed on my wall!
(ST) P: Alright man. Alright get it.
*Crowd starts chanting “CM Punk”.*
P: I ain’t never won a title and heard other people chanting somebody else’s name.
*McIntyre stands up and gives the DX “suck it” gesture with one hand while holding the belt in the other.*
M: Oh geez.
P: Alright. Ok.
M: Right in his face. He did that right in his face.
*Punk knocks McIntyre over and starts a fight.*
G: Wait a minute!
C: Oh my God!
#this took so long to do#the audio was terrible at this moment#his voice was so quiet compared to the music#and the thick accent makes it even harder to hear what he's saying#but I think this is more or less correct#drew mcintyre#cm punk
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in-betweens
#im terrible at writing dialogues#esp when it comes to accents#its hard since english is not my main#so if this is ooc i apologize lol#just wanted to doodle some casual conversation#makes it hurt more isnt it if you know what happened.#what if these are Ghost's memories#ah ha#gummmyart#doodle#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#soapghost#ghostsoap#cod mw3#cod#call of duty
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dracula 1992 is one of those group projects where everyone puts their everything in except for that one guy (script) who fucking suucks
#soundtrack? peak. effects? peak. costumes? peak. keanu reeves' terrible yet charming accent? peak. cinematography? peak.#mina is dracula's reincarnated wife and falls in love with him? i am beating you to death
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"Ah have a question, bonnie." He said, "Why'd ya have so many oversized things in yer closet?"
"Oh, I don't know." You grinned, "I collected them as a hobby."
He raises his brow at you, "Care tae explain?"
"They look good and comfy." You shrugged, "I always imagine them on someone else. Someone bigger, taller, and the one who I can dress up whenever I like."
"Huh." A playful smirk spreads on his lips, "Have ye found that someone?"
"Hmm, I'm not sure." You hummed, with your finger on your chin as you put on an act, "What do you think?"
"I think he's already here."
#snippet#guess who just went to uniqlo and obsessing over men's clothes#cod#call of duty#cod mw2#john soap mactavish#soap x reader#soap cod#also. I'm sorry for the terrible Scottish accent#I tried orz
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I wanted to continue this thing that I wrote for @cod-dump (hope you don’t mind me tagging you lmao), just kinda expanding upon the concept of Nik being Soap’s father and getting into more of the meat in the idea, so here
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Explaining to Ghost and Gaz everything that had gone on between Nik and Soap, their relationship and all, was exhausting. The number of questions they had took forever to get through and made Soap think a little too hard about what why his mother had caused this.
At the same time though, it made him realize he needed to call her to get all the information straightened out here. He needed to know why she did it. Why she separated him from his father.
So, a few days after he had gotten everything sorted with Nik and the team was on the same page with everything, he made the call. He had both Ghost and Nik sit in on the call with him, he couldn’t get himself to do it without some support and he needed to have Nik there to make sure any lies didn’t slip passed him. The trio were sat around the dining table in the common room, Nik and Ghost on either side of Soap. He pressed the call button and made sure it was on speaker, holding it in his left hand still.
“Tha e math cluinntinn bhuat a-rithist, John. It’s been too long since ye called!” She answered the phone with.
“Sorry ‘bout that. It’s been quite busy out here, so I haven’t had the chance.” Soap rested his forehead in his palm and Ghost ran his hand along his upper back in a soothing motion.
“Is there somethin’ goin’ on, a chuilein? Ye sound a bit upset.”
“Yeah, um, I’ve been thinking a lot and had a few questions fer you, if that’s alright?”
“Of course, it is! Ask away.”
He took a deep breath then went for it. “Why did you tell me my da abandoned me?”
There was silence on the other end. The seconds stretched for what felt like forever.
“Well, that’s because he did. He made it very clear to me that he didn’t want to speak to any of us, and as much as it pained me, I knew we had to respect his wishes.”
Soap saw Nik’s fist clench out of the corner of his eye and looked up, seeing an expression of barely concealed rage. Soap set his phone on the table, reaching over and grabbing his father’s hand to try to help calm him.
“Ma, do you remember what he does for work?”
“…What do you mean, John?”
“I need you to be honest with me. Why did you lie?”
He was met with more silence.
“I dinnae lie, John.”
“Ma. I’m givin’ ya one more chance to be honest. I need you to take it.”
“I don’t understand, I’ve been honest-“
He let out a sigh before laying it all out. “I met him again, Ma. Ye seem tae have forgotten what he does fer work. We work together now. I read his journal, ma. I know what you told ‘im. I know you lied to both of us. So why? I just wanna know why you did it.”
“It’s a very complicated situation-“
“Bullshit. I know a complicated situation when I see one, and this is not one.”
“John-“
“Не лги нашему сыну, Elspet.” Nik growled. He’d clearly had enough of her avoiding the question she’d been asked.
“Nikolai, I-“
“You will answer the question the boy asked. You will not disrespect him or diminish his intelligence by acting as though you do not understand what he is talking about.”
They were once again met with silence. Ghost moved closer to Johnny, wrapping his arm around his shoulders and holding him against his side.
“I was tired. Your father’s job took a toll on me, on our family, and I couldn’t handle it anymore. The entire time you were away from me, every summer, I was so scared his job would follow him home and I wouldn’t know because you were so far away. I needed to have you close to make sure you were okay. That you were safe. I couldn’t think of anything else to be able to do it.” She paused. “Look at where that’s gotten us now. You enlisted for the same damn job and now ye work together. Guess it couldn’t truly be avoided.”
Soap was seething. While he understood being afraid for your child’s safety, he couldn’t get passed the manipulation. The lies. The fact that she didn’t just explain that that was the problem. He could have kept up with phone calls, letters, something so he wouldn’t lose his father. And yet, this was the decision she had made.
Nik squeezed his hand and Ghost hugged him a bit tighter.
“John?”
A deep breath. “Thank you for your honesty. I’m gonna need some time to process all that. I’ll call you again soon, yeah?”
“Yeah. I love you, John.”
“Love ye too, ma.” He hung up the phone and rested his head against the table. “Christ, that sucked.”
“Are you alright, love?” Ghost asked.
“I’ll be alright eventually. Just gonna need some time.” He picked his head back up and looked over at Nik. “You alright? Cannae exactly be easy for you to hear either.”
He gave a light nod. “I’ll be okay eventually, малыш. It will take time, as you said, but it will be fine.” He squeezed Soap’s hand again and Soap did the same back. “У нас все будет хорошо.”
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Translations
Tha e math cluinntinn bhuat a-rithist, Johnny. -> It’s lovely to hear from you again, Johnny.
A chuilein -> my lad
Не лги нашему сыну -> Don’t lie to our son
Малыш -> little one
У нас все будет хорошо -> We will be okay
Apologies for any incorrect translations, the Gaelic is done with google translate and the Russian is a different translation app, so chances are there’s something wrong with it. Let me know if you have any corrections on it!
#the initial direction I was going with the argument and reasoning for the lie felt a bit too much like I was villainizing her#and I very much didn’t want that#I think I landed at a decent point with this take#idk I didn’t want anyone to feel like an actual villain or be too bad because I don’t think it would feel quite as real#but also none of this is realistic at all lmao#idk if I’ll continue this further but I’m enjoying what I’m quickly throwing out there#anyway#cod mwii#cod mwii fanfic#soap mactavish#cod nikolai#nikolai cod#simon ghost riley#ghost x soap#but like as a background thing#Nik is Soap’s dad#once again wrote this in like an hour lmao#also sorry to every Scottish person ever for that accent writing LMAO#I’m sure it’s actually terrible
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girls who are soooo nice and trustworthy
#flip sides#flip sides tf#flipsides#flipsides tf#transformers#ear antennae are part of her drone operator function#cassette bots#FIXED MY TERRIBLE MISTAKE i forgot rosanna already had blue accents. not removing the blue entirely bc i like it but its being limited
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listening to some rage track and drawing kafka is kinda vibe.
#honkai star rail#honkai star rail fanart#hsr#hsr fanart#hsr kafka#kafka#i also had english exam today and another is couple of days away#the speaking one 💀💀💀#i got a terrible accent and seemingly kinda dyslexic lmao#gotta see if i actually still suck or not 🤙🤙#i also sketched some nice stelles on draft papers while waiting for the material to be printed#so sad that they'll fall into nonexistance forever
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Is anyone else not really a fan of the voice acting in this Gen??
No hate to the voice actors ofc, but most of the voices sound kinda off to me. Like they don’t fit the characters very well??
I dunno, like some I think are pretty spot on for what this Gen is going for; like Abbey, Twyla, Cleo, Howleen, and Lagoona.
But others I just do not like very much; like Clawdeen, Deuce, Toralei, Gil and Skelita.
The voices aren’t bad necessarily (except for maybe Toralei’s 💀), they just don’t fit them very well imo.
#monster high#I didn’t like Manny’s voice at first but his is kinda growing on me now#Clawdeen’s is like nails on a chalkboard to me idk why 😭#Toralei’s isn’t terrible. It’s really just the accent that doesn’t fit#I do miss Howleen’s accent but I think her voice now fits her well
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listen i am geralt of rivia hater number one but one thing i actually CANNOT stand is when the fandom mischaracterizes him. took one look at this man who speaks very straight-forwardly and matter-of-fact and is a little recalcitrant with his words sometimes and went "haha he communicates in grunts! man who only says 'hm'!" and then won't even write him to speak in full fucking sentences. hello???? hello???????? yes the netflix show was a bad influence on everybody because they were trying too hard to depict geralt as a stoic manly badass but we CANNOT let that distract us from the REAL thing to make fun of geralt for. which are his Constant Unprovoked Monologues
#also the fact that he fakes his dumb stupid little rivian accent because the man was NOT raised in rivia. but i digress#'haha he only says hm!' where were you for every episode when he launched into a speech about the lesser evil. that's like. the whole thing#geralt of rivia will do nothing But talk once you let him. don't give that bitch a chance! he'll start up about honor again!!!#convinced that most of this is because netflix show insisted on showing us him around jaskier so much#and jaskier does not shut up. love him to death. but geralt genuinely does not have time to get a word in edgewise#i will admit that this is something that i had to learn by reading the books and paying more attention to it#but it's not like he DOESN'T do it in the show. if you ever sit with a witcher episode transcript for whatever reason#and really take a look at geralt's lines. man he talks a whole fucking lot.#again cannot emphasize enough that he Monologues. HE TALKS HIS WAY OUT OF SO MANY SITUATIONS.#me when i look filavandrel of the elves in the eyes and 'hm' at him and he lets me go. no bitch he monologued!!!!#terrible. terrible. let this man speak. if i see you fanfic bitches continue making him talk in sentence fragments again i'm gonna kill#as for my own fanfic. i will always prefer a geralt who talks too much to be believable over a geralt who barely speaks at all.#both because i believe in letting him speak his mind which he OBVIOUSLY likes to do. sideeyes him.#and because it's just fucking boring and a little annoying to read speech patterns that don't sound like how people talk.#cough cough lan wanji the untamed. man i'm not sitting here and reading this motherfucker's two word sentences#let him speak!!!!!!#anyway.#geralt of rivia#the witcher#fanfic
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#elf callum#pirate Callum#they'd be friends#terrible accent supremacy#the dragon prince#tdp#callum#tdp callum
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FERDINAND KINGSLEY in SILO 1.01 “Freedom Day”
#ferdinand kingsley#silo#silo spoilers#silo apple tv#george wilkins#sandman cast#tvedit#*mine: gifs#nerdy computer boy#with his terrible accent#i love him#the urge to write IT guy hob#and tech illiterate dream#dream starting to purposely break things just to see hob#dream: i was attempting to send an email and somehow i have deleted system32#hob: ???#hob: you're lucky you're pretty
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part of me believes that thomas is scottish in the same way that some americans say they’re irish - like he had one, maybe two scottish grandparents but he was born and brought up in one of the home counties and he never actually set foot in the country, his middle name is angus bc it’s a family name but that’s literally as scottish as he gets and that’s why we’re only finding out about this now
#like did you hear his accent?? there’s no way he could have grown up around scots and done that terrible an accent#but it’s ok we love our scottish icon#am i projecting onto him bc i had one (1) scottish grandparent?? maybe#bbc ghosts#thomas thorne#bbc ghosts thomas#bbc ghosts spoilers#bbc ghosts series 5#mat baynton#six idiots#my post
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Sometimes I get scared going to sleep bc of the possibility of shadows and demons watching me but then I comfort myself with the thought that maybe Shane Madej is just popping in for quick hello
#hes doing a terrible british accent#stolen all my crumpets#and my fear#take that you ghouls ghosts and girls#>:P#ghost files#mystery files#watcher#all hail the watcher#ryan bergara#shane madej#unsolved#bf unsolved#buzzfeed unsolved#shane is a demon
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