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artkaninchenbau · 4 months

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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

#My art #One Piece #Nico Robin #Sir Crocodile #Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD #According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went*#Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life #They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay #But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world #This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER #You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized #Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao #She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭

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u3pxx · 2 months

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KIM KITSURAGI - “Is that. My kineema.”

COMPOSURE [Medium: Success] - Something in him is about to break, *big time*.

EMPATHY - And it’s not going to be pretty, do something!

- DRAMA [Formidable] - Everything is fine!

- “Sure is.”

DRAMA [Formidable: Failure] - Surely he’s aware that he’s not the *only* person in the world who owns a Kineema?

YOU - “Is it really *yours*? I mean, plenty of people have their own Kineemas, right? Like working men, government offices, uh, firefighters I guess, maybe even animal control people? Exactly! A million different people who could’ve driven it into the uh…”

DRAMA - Pause, my liege! Ixnay on the Ineemakay!

YOU - “It could even be our *mysterious* joyrider!”

KIM KITSURAGI - Your frenzied babbling falls deaf to the lieutenant's ears. Instead, he approaches the broken vehicle, sunken in the ice. He moves with a caution and gentleness you haven’t seen him display before.

INLAND EMPIRE - It must be cold and lonely down there, in the icy water. Maybe he could sense its sorrow, calling to him…

PERCEPTION (SIGHT) [Easy: Success] - His hands, which are always stiffly placed behind his back, are trembling.

ENDURANCE - This is the shuffle of a tired, tired man.

HALF LIGHT - He’s going to do something drastic because of you. Oh god, terrible! You’re a terrible liar! You can’t look at this, you just can’t!

VOLITION [Formidable: Success] - It's not *you* who drove his kineema into the sea. You have plenty of faults, but this one is decidedly not yours.

KIM KITSURAGI - He kneels down with his head bowed, casting his face in shadow. He plants a hand on the ice to stabilize himself, squinting to get a better view of the motor carriage. “Detective, it says ‘57’ on it.”

YOU - Sweat drips down your brow, and you feel a terrible headache coming. “Maybe our joyrider has an affinity for that number?”

LOGIC - He's not stupid, he knows that it's not that.

KIM KITSURAGI - “57.”

YOU - “What about 57?”, you brace yourself.

KIM KITSURAGI - “Precinct 57.”

YOU - You wince. “Kim, look-”

KIM KITSURAGI - “When I woke up in the Whirling-in-Rags with no memory of what happened during the days before, I've taken note that something of mine has gone missing.” He grits his teeth. "A very. Important. Something."

He runs his hands over his face, messing his already unkempt hair in the process. Regret creeps up on his features. “God. Fuck. They’re going to fire me over this, they’re not going to hear me out.”

EMPATHY - Desperation settles in the lieutenant's tone. Sadly, you find yourself in agreement, even if you don’t want it to be the truth.

YOU - “People are more valuable than machines, Kim.”

KIM KITSURAGI - “Not people like me.” He rasps.

YOU - “…”

KIM KITSURAGI - Before you can say anything more, you fail to notice the lieutenant carefully walking onto the edge of the ice. He looks over the frigid water, a dizzying blue that mirrors and distorts his exhausted face back to him.

YOU - “Kim?”

KIM KITSURAGI - Seconds pass as he looks to be contemplating something. Out of nowhere, he casually takes another step where the ice ends and the sea begins. It happens all too quick for the lieutenant to even voice a call for help— if he even wanted to — his body plunging into the cold water before your eyes.

YOU - “KIM!!!!”

uhhh bonus stuff? sorry i have swap au brainworms pfttt

(im not sure what skills kim has at the moment so rn he only has narration as his inner monologue ok whoops, i would like to keep harry as the guy who thinks in dialogue trees so im still figuring it out pfttt)

also, this was done bc i wanted to expand on these old scribbles of mine, just like an idea, i just think that he'd be having an even worse time wheezes

#disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #harry du bois #den's disco swap #disco elysium role swap #HI nobody look at the fact that. i am a novice writer at best DFGHJFGH #i had idea for some comic dialogue but it ended up being this instead whoops. i mean i could still draw this as a comic #anyways. i was like. trying to reverse engineer my idea of how kim can change into his bomber jacket instead of his uniform.#which. i dont think you can do with just simple convincing bc that thing is fused to him in spirit so there has to be like a good reason wh #oh it gets ruined! how? it gets like wet or smth! how'd that happened? he threw himself into the sea #also isnt it fitting that my memory problems is making me not remember the things that happen in disco elysium very well wheezes #so whoops if the characterization is a lil off lmaoooooo #but i have been trying to figure out how i want harry to be in this swap au #i dont think he's as well as he wants you to believe he is. and just the image of him pushing this 'youre allowed to be in denial about +#this' to kim about the kineema was so vivid in my head and idk if that tracks but hell. its in there now dfghdjfg #starry don't look #sunnysidedraws #sunnysidedisco

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months

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Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 1: Dread on Arrival

(Part 2)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan wangji #jiang fengmian #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #Yungmeng Jiang Training Arc AU #MDZS AU #The AU name for this idea is something I am 100% willing to change if someone has a better one.#There will be at least 2-3 more comics so *please*. Ideas and feedback welcome.#The core idea behind this AU is that LWJ goes to study with the Yunmeng Jiang sect instead of JC and WWX going to Cloud Recess #But why? Well I imagine Lan Xichen set it up to give LWJ a challenge (more social than skill based) and LWJ rose to it (begrudgingly)#Sort of a 'You've mastered so many Lan techniques but Other Sects have styles that are worth learning.' set up.#Lan Qiren agrees mostly on the basis that...well it's LWJ. Yunmeng Jiang is unruly but LWJ is beyond that riff-raff. He'll rise above it.#This is the story of a boy who thrives on routine and rules spending time in a place that is his apparent antithesis.#Also it is so warm there. He is used to it being cold and what do you MEAN just take off some of my layers?#I just want to see him struggle and flail in many situations. And get him in Jiang Purple. Is that so wrong of me?#(Soaking wet JC is part of my 'JC was born to swim; forced to hold a sword' agenda. Do not remove him from the water)#((Politeness notes: JFM would *not* call LWJ 'lan wangji' nor would LWJ be vocally impolite to a sect leader.))

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ventiswampwater · 9 months

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What do you want from me? What have I done? I'm just a word processor, for Christ sake!

Griffin Dunne as Paul Hackett AFTER HOURS (1985) dir. Martin Scorsese

#soggy beige man has decidedly un-beige night out on the town (a speedrun in pathetic suffering): the film #after hours #after hours 1985 #griffin dunne #paul hackett #filmedit #mine #you're gonna have 2 forgive me for the amount of noise I used on these gifs #the quality of my copy of this film is. kinda v much so. hot dog water #but this is my sopping wet white boi of the month (year) & u all are bein forced 2 look @ him #the fluctuating state of his unibrow is smthn that can be so personal #paul: breathes #everyone collectively: maaaa put the dogs awaaaaay there's a weird fuckin stray cat outside #this guy. I wanna hang him out to dry on a balmy summer afternoon and then tuck him into bed w/exactly 5 mg of melatonin #but also #*miranda from sex and the city voice* OOOKAY linda fiorentino fucking that guy up against the chain link FENCE #his night is ruined but I could ruin it MORE. just give me ten minutes

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oceanwithouthermoon · 21 days

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the fact that we never actually got to see kuboyasu interact with saiki in gym class is such a crime

hes like the most perceptive of the group so it wouldve been so fun to see how kusuo would hide his powers around him

i kinda wouldve loved to see them flesh out the "shadow leader" bit a little more instead of just forgetting about it lmao, yasu being sorta like hairo and thinking saiki has hidden power or something

#ik a lot of people have said that aren doesnt think that anymore #and maybe i need to reread ?? cuz im unsure but i dont thinkkk thats ever said or alluded to #so i want to see him either going crazy trying to observe saiki and figure out wtf is up #and/or him slowly losing interest because saiki is clearly just an wet cat boy with autism charm #that woudlve been sooooo funnyyyyy #side note kokomi is also very perceptive but very stupid when it comes to specifically saiki #because he defies everything she knows about men #aren is just as silly as the rest of the group but i dont think he has the same foggy perception of people so #yea idk #this just made me think of that cuz i think they would make a really good team #teruhashi and kuboyasu AND saiki ?? unstoppable #ok done yapping bai #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki kusuo #kuboyasu aren #meows post

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skitskatdacat63 · 8 months

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Favorite Martian pics atm

#i love these beginning of season pictures so much. these arent from the rb7 launch but they are in my heart #bcs like they dont want one driver to be favored so they make them do all the same pics but reversed #AND THEYRE SOOOOOO 🥺🥺🥺#like very obsessed w how in the car launch pics theres so many variations on whos doing what #like: heres mark sitting and seb standing. heres the opposite. heres both standing. heres both sitting. etc.#so then you just end up having these cute matching pictures 🤭🤭#but nah i like these in particular cause my god mark does not know what to do with his arms 😭#seb is *always* ready to do a sassy hand on the hip. mark is 🧍‍♂️#but yeah this is what my recent drawing was based on #but yknow without the perspective difference bcs i wanted to draw their actual height dif 🥺#also as dru just said to me when i sent these: i love how they made them stand in some random alley #like why does the floor look wet???? 😭😭😭😭#these are also giving like highschool professional photos. especially the ones w them leaning against the wall like bad boys 😎#f1 #formula 1 #sebastian vettel #mark webber #martian #sebmark #2011 australian gp

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thelonelymuffin · 18 days

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#dndads #dndaddies #dndads s2 #dndads season 2 #dungeons and daddies #taylor swift (not that one)#taylor swift dndads #taylor dndads #lincoln li wilson #lincoln dndads #scary marlowe #scary dndads #normal oak #normally oak swallows garcia #normal dndads #haha guess who my favorite is guys.w aog. (its surprisingly not taylor)#i lvoe all the kids this season theyre so.. gruhgfhjkg #i like it when kids get to be kids!!!! yay!!!!#theyre so unapologetically cringe sometimes i lvoe them #normal is my favorite btw love that little guy #normal i get your name has Ls in it but you dont need that many 😭#love hihm honestly failboy boyflop real #doormat wet slop my boy right there #hes neurodivergent your honor #theres a lot of taylor in here specifically because hes a weeb and i lauve that abt him #like pop off little guy!!! u go little man!!!!! not to mention the fact that he?? canonically knows japanese??#and his own little manga series ohghh im sick.. hes just like me in elementary..#i love mainly english speaking characters that also speak japanese sometimes it lets me practice

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mixedbag-o-beans · 5 months

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help the gays dragged me to see boys in the boat and now i’m obsessed with Don Hume

#boys in the boat #don hume #he was so cute???#he was so baby???#his big wet cow eyes captivated me #edit: to answer one singular persons question #the gays are my brother and his fiancé #it is important to note #i am also gay

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shima-draws · 5 months

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Me: Man I can’t decide who to ship my OCs with :( Idk who’s gonna end up with who I’m too conflicted I like all these different ships

My brain: Make it poly

Me: I can do that?

My brain: Yes make it poly they’re all dating

Me, softly: I can do that…….

#First I said Nahu/Ione and then I was like okay well Nahu/Ione/Ezio is also good #But OH Nahu/mechanic boy too…and Ezio/mechanic boy….AGHH TOO MANY OPTIONS #My brain: You have it all! All of it!!#Me: THAT’S RIGHT I CAN DO THAT!!! I CAN DO THAT HUH #Shima’s OCs #Among the Stars #ATS #Shima speaks #Nahu and his three partners. His pathetic sopping wet boyfriends and his silent killer girlboss girlfriend

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stevethehairington · 10 days

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ALSO you know what i find just absolutely wild? how few people i see talking about patrick zweig. like. maybe im just missing it, but it seems like EVERYONE is talking about art and going on about what a sad puppy dog art is — and that's TRUE that's SO TRUE — but you know who is an even BIGGER sad puppy dog? who is even MORE pathetic and sopping wet? PATRICK FUCKIN ZWEIG PEOPLEEEEE

#give my pathetic abandoned sopping wet rat bisexual some LOVE!!!!!#(no shade at all to art and art lovers i love him and i love yall too)#but ohohoh PATRICK. he is my fave <3 #i could talk about him for HOURS #about how he has been abandoned by everyone he ever loved (his parents; tashi; art)#about how he knows hes bisexual but he also still seems kinda repressed about it —#like he makes JOKES about it (id let her fuck me with a racket; the teaching art to jerk off story)#and he plays off the touchy feely-ness with art as just boys being boys its what boy besties do #but he also kind of refuses to be blunt about it —#letting art take the lead answering tashi about what they are; his hesitation whsn swiping through tinder and landing on a guy #he knows what he wants but hes SCARED #its just OUGH SO GOOD HES SUCH A GOOD CHARACTER LOVE HIM #patrick zweig #challengers #challengers spoilers #(<- the post really isnt but my tags kind of are lol)

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crow-with-a-pencil · 2 years

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Moon moon moon moon moon moon

#my ârt #fnaf daycare attendant #what the hell it's been days since I've drawn the bois #moondrop #aauaauoohohuuhaiouhhjhau #I've been sketching with this wet charcoal brush lately and wanted to see how it would look as the actual lineart #I like it it helps me stay loose #figured out the posing during class with the skrungliest sketch of all time #I remembered the ribbons this time are you proud of me #one of those days when I just don't have the energy for accuracy #fnaf #also I practiced watercolor today and felt like using some poppy colors #had a grilled cheese and a nap too it's been a nice day #if you read this far I'm handing you a flower

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lefttoesucker · 3 months

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Some more cowboy sketches because art block is hitting and I can't force myself to make any actual drawing 🤠

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quatregats · 6 months

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Girl help I can't stop thinking about them

#hornblower #horatio hornblower #william bush #why is horatio so easy to draw i just swished my hand and he appeared #bush took me like an hour or two and i'm still not 100% happy with his design #anyways...what if we committed mutiny together....and we were both boys 😳#also whatever the start of hornblower during the crisis is. like sir please just kiss him or something idk #i am still enraptured by him though. he has bewitched me heart and soul with his autistic swag and wet cat energy <3 #perce rambles #scribblings & such

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joyflameball · 2 months

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Why was Meatly surprised that Sammy so popular he's literally skinny canonically blonde shirtless has suspenders ties you up tries to kill you and is tragic what did you expect people to NOT wanna fuck him

#cassie rambles #like bro i'm literally a lesbian AND aroace and i can figure out why people were insane about him #bendy and the ink machine #like in 2017 you dropped into the world a guy who was built to be a tumblr sexyman #of course he was popular like this feels so fuckin obvious #have you seen one tumblr sexyman. tumblr loves their skinny white boys who wear suspenders #if you give tumblr a guy who is so clearly tumblr sexyman material they're gonna wanna fuck him #meatly people were so obviously gonna wanna fuck him. meatly.#sammy lawrence #meatly voice why is this guy who is so obviously fuckable so popular #I SAY THIS AS AN AROACE LESBIAN LIKE TO ME PERSONALLY SAMMY IS LESS FUCKABLE AND MORE SOGGY WET RAG #DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T SEE “OH YEAH OF COURSE PEOPLE WANNA FUCK HIM”#COME ON PEOPLE #it's five am #btw none of this is meant mean-spirited this is all in good fun #i am also a sammy fan (i just think he's really interesting and has thus far been shamefully underutilized)#(meatly don't fuck him up in the cage or i'm swallowing your teeth whole)#(meatly this isn't a joke anymore if you fuck sammy up for the third time i'm gonna come to your house and put your head in a toaster)

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ayatheav · 1 year

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quick-ish sketch about that one text conversation because ouhghghg baby boy

#yanqing seeing wet lonely kittens: they're just like me....#boy-#honkai star rail #yanqing #to draw this i took a break from an illustration. also depicting him #i lost 50/50 and didn't quite expect to love him this much #honkai star rail fanart #my art #yanqing hsr #the full portrait will be probably dropping soon i just needed to get this out of my system

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majimassqueaktoy · 7 months

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Honestly the fact they made Sugiura ostensibly because they thought female fans would be all over him, only for Higashi to be more popular is so funny to me because that doesn't shock me At All- Sugiura is not only good looking but he's also cool as fuck? Literally parkour v for vendetta pretty boy with tragic backstory- he's amazing and wonderful and beautiful but whats the one thing Higashi has over him? Being pathetic. Like I think Higashi is good looking and interesting and pretty cool too, but he has that air of sad wet cat about him. He's got that forlorn bitch boy energy. He's got those little glasses. Of course people want to pick him up and tuck him into a snuggly little blanket and then REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED him. It just makes sense.

#people love projects #this isnt an anti sugiura post btw i love him truly too but who have i made all the #Aww poor lil sad boy posts about #also its funny too bc Yagami is more popular than Kaito which shocked me #But again Yagami is way more pathetic wet cat than kaito? ya see- ya see?

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