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Reid: Fuck I told isobel i'd make us dinner tonight but i dont know how to cook!

Alistair, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Briony: *aims spell at Isobel* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a threat.

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Gavin after talking to Diya: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

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Alistair: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Gavin: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Alistair: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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Briony: You’re probably wondering what we’re doing here tonight

Finley: Not really. We just sort of go with your bullshit now

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Reid: A man isn’t defined by his past.

Gavin: What are you talking about? You made my family look like shit! You ruined my magick!

Reid: People make mistakes. 

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Elionor: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward.

Carbry: I’m worried about you.

aouv incorrect quotes (last one for now) (I think)

isobel: I don't think Alistair's ever gone to sleep before 5am, and it's really just concerning at this point.

isoble: let's not even talk about gavin. he wakes up at 4:45am, on the dot, every morning, without an alarm clock. it's terrifying.

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briony: one of my talents is being stress.

isobel: don't you mean being stressed?

briony, watching innes down 6 aspirins: I don't think-

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alistair: I'm what the victorians would call a "vile, ill-tempered and thoroughly wretched little creature".

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alistair: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it.

isobel: just rip the bandage off

alistair: it's gavin

isobel: put the bandage back on.

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isobel: I had a dream I got arrested for tax evasion.

isobel: which is weird, because I don't even pay taxes.

finley: isobel, that IS tax evasion

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carbry: *shy* are you uncomfortable?

finley: *also shy* no, I'm fine. Are you?

carbry: *slightly blushing* i'm not

finley: *also blushing* that's good.

elionor: ...

elionor: I AM

salutations fellow human being! if you are taking requests, may i suggest the aouv crew (there needs to be a better nickname for them) as children? idk just an idea

p.s. this is also a reminder that al had a bowl cut when he was 6-7 years old :) do what you will with that info :)))

I AM ALIVE! [insert 20 exclamation points here] ok but seriously sorry for dipping off the face of the planet :(

here’s the line up! i kinda forgot everyone’s exact ages. i’m going to go ahead and say the characters are in 3rd-5th grade right now. also isn’t elionor one of the oldest champions?? uhhh idk

additional headcanons:

we all know Reid is a huge nerd. he probably leaned into the nerdy-ness a lot as a kid. this kid wore starwars shirts every day. also glasses, (i believe this is canon)

Isobel was actually rather quiet as a kid. she preferred books over people, and liked talking to adults more than kids her age. she was still exceptionally clever and motivated, but she didn’t really learn how to be sharp-tongued and ambitious until she befriended Briony. she owes her people skills that got her through the months before the tournament and all the reporters to her best friend. 

Briony basically coerced Isobel into joining a thing called spell scouts. think like boy scouts or girl scouts or any other youth program but for a magickal world. things like nature and survival skills were taught, but also the basics of spellcrafting and ethics of spell using. (just imagine them in their little uniforms)

Finley was pretty athletic and played a few sports, but didn’t fancy working with a whole team. he attempted junior league soccer (wait… football??? i am american help) but found that he preferred scoring points for his team rather than with his team. he did summer swim at first and running, but wouldn’t discover fencing until he was older (i believe he is the team captain in high school) oh, he also totally did summer theater camps. 

Alistair TOTALLY had a bowl cut. unfortunately, he has curly hair. Marianne Lowe thought his curly hair (which he inherited from his father, whoever that could be) was unbecoming for an eventual Lowe champion, so Alistair’s mother would have to magickally get it to stay straight every day. this is part of why Al lacks freckles— whenever Al went outside, humidity would turn it back into a curly mess. so, under Marianne’s instructions, he just never went outside. he later stopped straightening his hair (and outgrew the bowl cut thank god) but the habit of staying indoors stayed with him. 

Elionor experimented with dying the ends of her hair when she was younger. the blues and pinks never really showed through because her hair was brown, but she liked it, so that’s all that really mattered. she also wrote fanfiction and posted it to online forums despite technically not being old enough to use them.

after losing their father and having their mother leave them, it was hard for Briony and Innes to feel noticed within the large Thorburn family. they went about trying to feel accepted in different ways. Briony, obviously, was loud and learned to announce her presence to feel heard. Innes preferred a more subtle approach, learning a particular relative’s interests and schedules to find a way to slowly do little things to win them over. stuff like doing their chores or completing their hair. 

Carby was like… basically a baby at this point. so… [insert toddler personality trait here]

Diya definitely did extracurriculars at school. she won the spell fair (like the science fair but… y’know… spells) three years in a row and was a member of the book club that included a tournament with other schools at the end of the school year (which she won, duh) she was pretty competitive with it, too. 

Gavin… thinking about his childhood makes me so not ok. he realized pretty early on he was basically a sacrifice to a tournament his family would never win. Gavin knew about the tournament, and realized he would be the champion, and had always seen how distant his parents were, but didn’t realize what that really meant until a bit later. 

OK BUT SERIOUSLY THANK U FOR REQUESTING THIS!

ALL OF US VILLAINS/ DEMISE HEADCANONS ⬇︎

(YOU ALL HAVE TO HEAR ME OUT ON THE HEADCANONS PLEEASSEEEEE)

Alastair is pan (TRUST THE PROCESS: he realizes he doesn’t have a preference after Gavin and him get together)

Gavin has the LONGEST eyelashes you have ever seen. You feel gusts of wind whenever he blinks. He has floated away on multiple occasions.

Isobel is Demi (REASONINGG:developed a crush on both Alastair and Reid after spending time/getting to know them better.)

Gender-fluid Hendry (no thought process behind this your just going to have to trust me 🙏🙏)

Finley’s the type of guy to ask “would you still love me if I was a worm?” And get mad at your answer

Carbry would collect literally anything. He just had shelves lined with little trinkets.

Briony is the second tallest of all the champions (“but finley-“ NO.)

UNO is banned in the Blair household.

Gavin and Alastair adopted a cat that Gavin named Alice so whenever he called the cat or Alastair the both looked up (the cat has its own designated seat at the dinner table)

BRISOBEL IS CANON YOU WILL HAVE TO PRY THIS FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS.

When Elinor was younger she wanted to be a witch so she practiced her fortune telling skills on Carbry and he couldn’t sleep for DAYS.

I fully believe Briony could beat (OR AT LEAST COME EXTREMELY CLOSE TO BEATING) Gavin in arm wrestling.

After the tournament Reid has and EXTREME amount of piercings (trust me)

THESE ARE ALL CANON I AM A PROPHET THE AUTHORS WHISPERED THESE FACTS TO ME IN A PROPHETIC DREAM

heloooo! hows life? and also, what jobs do you think the aouv crew would have?

Hello!! I'm so so sorry it took me this long to get around to answering, I started it and then promptly forgot it in my drafts for a really long time :/ This is a fun question to think about!

Alistair - I've seen people on here talking about how Alistair would be a writer post-canon, and I agree wholeheartedly. He's a natural storyteller and I think he would love the chance to channel that creativity without terrifying himself in the process. Also, the relative anonymity and privacy would be good for him in the aftermath of the tournament.

Isobel - Let my girl follow her dreams of going to fashion school! I think she'd be incredible at it and the deviation from the Macaslan "jobs" and spellmaking she's expected to follow would be good for her. Many years in the future, her designs become famous, which is perhaps the biggest fuck-you to Cormac (ppl hear Macaslan and they don't think of the "family business" anymore)

Gavin - He goes through a series of temporary jobs until Fergus is an adult so he can keep a roof above their heads, then once Fergus leaves Ilvernath for university he kind of flounders a bit. Eventually Gavin ends up leaving the city as well and gets a good job in land surveying—something with a physical, hands-on element that still requires a lot of intelligence and precision.

Briony - Everyone expects her to pursue politics or some other profession with a lot of publicity, but Briony surprises everyone by becoming an attorney. She'll never let go of her desire to help and save people, but she doesn't want to be associated with the Thorburns (minus Innes) anymore, and she's become less obsessed with the idea of being a hero. She gains a reputation for being a fierce advocate for her clients against injustice.

Finley - ???? Part of the reason why it took me so long to get to this ask was because I have no fucking clue what job Finley would have. This may be partially due to the fact that I am 100% convinced this poor boy will have the worst case of burnout post-canon that leads to several breakdowns. I also think he'll feel very aimless, because so much of his life has been about living up to expectations. Please chime in if anyone has ideas about what Finley would end up doing with his life, because I'm getting very hung up on the inevitable mental health issues in his immediate future.

Elionor - She becomes an engineer and specializes in integrating magick with otherwise mechanical designs. She barely makes it through her internship because of her attitude, but she becomes known for her creative and innovative work.

Carbry - Carbry becomes a professor. What better way to make a life out of learning, and bestowing it upon others? He does a lot of hands on research focusing on the history of curses and other magickal occurrences.

Hendry - For a while, Hendry isn't sure what he wants to do with his life, especially since he's never had any of the normal experiences that he's heard about up until this point. He encourages Alistair to pursue writing and tries out a few different paths before opening up a small indie bakery. He gets a few opportunities to expand but never takes them because he wants to keep it a warm, homelike setting where you can taste the love that went into every pastry.

Reid - Reid never writes another book. He keeps the MacTavish shop running, but years down the line, he moves more into the research aspect of cursemaking and develops some theories that he handles more responsibly than his previous experiments. Some of them get studied academically and developed into modern cursemaking/breaking advancements.

Diya - Of course I had to include her :) Diya rightfully tells the spellmaking society to fuck off and starts to do her own thing. Ten years down the line and she's known throughout Kendalle for being one of the best magickal fixers.

Thanks for the ask :) Please don't let the excruciating amount of time it took me to respond dissuade you from sending me more lmao, I love to talk about this series and my schedule seems to be a bit less hectic for the time being!

the brothers lynch 🤝 the lowe brothers

I love how most of the champions’ last names are something involving downfall (Lowe, Grieve, Payne, ThorBURN) meanwhile Isobel’s just. there 💀

all of us villains fancasts :)))) before i begin let me say when i was reading the books i didn’t picture them at all like their descriptions and honestly im sort of giving this the percy jackson treatment because none of their descriptions are all that relevant im just going for vibes. i fully understand this will be unpopular. this is (semi) age accurate casting and also i did everything in my power to avoid accidentally casting the entire heartstopper/percy jackson/IT/stranger things cast because ive seen too many fancasts that just look like comic con panels

alistaire lowe: walk with me here. cormac hyde-corrin. i will say i do want him to dye his hair for the role. i think he is good at playing kind of horrible but alistair isn’t some evil monster and i want an actor who can also get across the awkward side and doesn’t drift too far into draco malfoy territory

isobel macaslan: so i know all the mains are supposed to be like 17 and the same age but i think that would have to be rewritten to everyone is 18 and isobel is 19 or 20. her and briony’s friendship doesn’t rely on them being the same year in school it can be easily explained but i need to find ages where it’s appropriate for her to date alistair AND reid. also i just think india amarteifio is gorgeous.

gavin grieve: aryan simhadri to me could play the nice guy who everyone assumes is going to die really well.

briony thorburn: xochitl gomez has that tough but good look i dont know to me she IS briony

finley blair: yall would not BELIEVE how difficult it was to find someone to embody finley and yall might think im crazy for it but here’s issac ryan brown.

elionor payne: just work with me on this one. momona tamada.

carbry darrow: i know it’s almost an obvious answer but idccc iain armitage is the best i can find without picking walker scobell. (i had to avoid picking percy jackson actors for everyone tbh)

hendry lowe: milo manheim has the very kind hendry look to me.

reid mactavish: percy hynes white can very easily look like a total creep to me but also has enough charm to seem like someone it is possible to be attracted to

innes thorburn: scarlett esteves just looks very sweet and doesn’t look like a fighter

Me: *read all of us villains earlier this week*

My brain:...

Me: Don't.

My brain: HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA? A PERSON FROM OUR WORLD GETTING DROPPED INTO THEIR WORLD.

Me:

Once again, I have the brainrot, so here I will combine my interests and give you

What Bird I Think Each Champion Would Be

Most of these have little to no justification, and I also wanted an excuse to put pictures of some of my favorite birds into the tags that I visit every hour. //Slight warning for one picture with a raptor (bird) holding prey

We're going to start with the champions who went first, so:

First, for Carbry Darrow, I have the rock pigeon. Dude brings maps to the championship, and that's about all I have to go on, so he gets to be a pigeon. (Alexis Lours//Wikimedia)

Then for Elionor Payne, we have the Ward's flycatcher. Moody, dark, one might even say emo? I also needed an excuse to not have this bird be Alistair. (//eBird)

Next, to some (mostly) surviving champions and ex-champions:

I'm going to go with the Green or Guinea Turaco for Innes Thorburn. I don't have much to go on here, but the Thorburns just seem a lot like the turacos I've met. I picked the green/Guinea turaco here because it has a red wingtip. Is that too much? (SandyCole//Wikimedia)

Next on the Thorburn/Turaco train is Briony as a Bannerman's Turaco. Relatively loudly colored, but also sort of fades into the background. I heavily associate Briony with the color green, just because she wore a green dress to the opening ceremony. I also really like Bannerman's Turacos, so I might be biased. (//eBird)

I have no justification for Finley Blair as the Campo Flicker. This is purely off of vibes. (Bernard Dupont//Wikimedia)

Then we have the next three, one couple and a third wheel:

For Isobel Macaslan, I decided on a Scarlet Tanager. I went back and forth on this one, simply because the female do not have that bright red color that reminds me of Isobel's hair, but I kept it. (Bmajoros//Wikimedia)

Reid Mactavish is a Black Palm Cockatoo. I tried so hard not to have any parrots in this list, but I can't think of another bird that better fits him. This is the strongest one on my list. Dark, gangly, and a bit of an asshole is a great description for both palm cockatoos and Reid. (JJ Harrison//Wikimedia)

I picked a Pearl Kite for Hendry. It's mildly meant to go with Alistair's, but I also just definitely see Hendry as a smaller raptor. (jquental//Wikimedia)

Now for AoUV Tumblr's favorites:

I have Gavin as an Osprey. This one is also based mostly on vibes, but I feel fairly confident in this one. (Mike Baird//Wikimedia)

And Alistair as a Dark-Eyed Junco. These birds always look angry, but they're also small and fluffy. There are some much darker-colored birds of this species out there, but I think this picture much better conveyed how angry they usually look. (Craig Martin//Wikimedia)

And that's pretty much it! I hope you enjoyed my excuse to put bird pictures in the AoUV and AoOD tags :)

my all of us villains nationality hcs bcs why not;

briony thorburn: india 🇮🇳 + cuba 🇨🇺

idc she was described as pale in the books, she's a desi girl with a collection of saris in all shades of blue (that's what she was wearing to the tournament) and her sister's name is literally inés LIKE COME ON.

gavin grieve: iran 🇮🇷

he's 100% middle eastern the blonde gene just popped out of nowhere. bro flirts in farsi without noticing.

carbry darrow: belgium 🇧🇪 + egypt 🇪🇬

the library of alexandria was here there's literally nothing to add or discuss.

isobel macaslan: argentina 🇦🇷 (irish ancestry 🇮🇪)

miss girl's father's is as british as the queen but she's their #1 hater and everytime she has to visit that part of the family she wears a shirt that says "las malvinas son argentinas"

reid mactavish: scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

his literal fucking name??? he and isobel got together over their hate towards the uk. bro pulled his girl using that independence rizz.

alistair lowe: belarus 🇧🇾 + vietnam 🇻🇳

no one has any idea how his parents got together but they made it work (and then his dad died). he can't speak vietnamese bcs he died pretty young but hendry has an habit of talking to him in viet when he's bored (he understands nothing).

elionor payne: south africa 🇿🇦 + philippines 🇵🇭

even if her african side is white, she's so good at braiding that finley's locks for the tournament were made by her. she dyed her hair black bcs it matched her whole goth vibe.

finley blair: ivory coast 🇨🇮 + australia 🇦🇺

my boy has the whole cowboy vibe and none can deny it (he's not from texas) like look at me straight in the eye and tell me he can't weild a sword while riding a horse.

i am becoming an aouv shitposting blog

if i could i would post some funny haha art but i cant be fucked beating up artblock so im gonna just fester in my own frustration that i dont have the motivation to draw something funny

anyway some more, idk someone tell me if the fandom's grown or shrunk since june

gonna do some incorrect quotes after this digging for ultraspecific memes that remind me of aouv characters is fuckin hard

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reid:

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elionor:

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gavin @ alistair before they got together:

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hendry:

more aouv incorrect quotes

Carbry: I drink to forget but I always remember.

Elionor: You're drinking orange juice.

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Alistair/Reid: You wanna see how hardcore I am?

Alistair/Reid: *punches tree*

Alistair/Reid:

Alistair/Reid: Take me to the hospital

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Elionor: Has anyone told you you're doing a good job today?

Briony: No

Elionor: Think about that. ***

Carbry: You really put everything aside and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Elionor: Several traffic violations.

Finley: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Briony: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Isobel: Also, that's not our car.

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Gavin/Carbry: Crushes are the worst whenever I'm near mine I start acting stupid.

Alistair/Finley: You're always acting stupid.

Gavin/Carbry:...Don't think about it too hard

Some Out Of Context Parts of ‘All Of Us Villains’ In A Desperate Attempt For More People To Read It And The Sequel Is Coming Out So Now’s The Perfect Time Please Read It :)

- If this was a band of champions here to kill him, Alistair somehow doubted their battle cry would be a frazzled ‘hello’. But he also wasn’t the best at reading people. He cleared his throat. “Um...who goes there?” Those are some shitty last words.

- “I love this family.” “And me?” He immediately regretted the question. It was too loaded, too vulnerable.

-”Why didn’t you warn me this might happen?” “Would you have chosen not to go through with it if I had?” His words gave Gavin pause. The truth was, he’d come to the MacTavish curse shop out of desperation. He would have agreed to anything. There was no price too high. No line he wouldn’t cross. “No,” he said hoarsely. “I would’ve done it anyway.”

- He looked up. “What are you doing?” “There’s only one bed,” she pointed out. “Plenty of floor.” His voice was strangely high.

- “The most dangerous monsters are the ones who sneak up on you. Haven’t you heard the stories?” “My family doesn’t really tell stories. We don’t have any good ones.”

- And then both of her parents would hate her. A small voice in Isobel’s mind reminded her that was still better than being dead. But a larger, sharper voice disagreed.

- Alistair’s laugh sounded like he hadn’t used it in years. “Why not?” He knocked his own bottle against Gavin’s. “You know, I almost hope you’ve poisoned this.” And with that, he drank deeply. Gavin pretended to drink with him, a strange realization creeping through him. He’d always known Alistair was dangerous. But he’d never had the chance to see how sad he was.

- The chairs were filled with Grieves and Paynes - mostly Paynes. There was a pun to be made there, but no one would have been amused.

- In this scenario, Alistair was the beast. Better to play a villain than a victim. The Payne smirked. “I see you’ve sobered up.” “Unfortunately.”

- “This will hurt.” Reid’s breath was hot on his ear. It was Gavin’s turn to smile ghoulishly. “Good.” The tip of the syringe brushed against his bicep, light as a feather. And then the pain began.

1d100 NPC Names

1. Billificent Strong 2. Jay Destiny 3. Grewenys Sawand 4. Nora Bandalie 5. Joray Lovelace 6. Cadwell Gaines 7. Benny Odnett Jr. 8. Aude Mayteer 9. Eric Neptune 10. January Bronzeheart 11. Rutherford Lassinger 12. Dalton Qualtree 13. Jasper Woodcoat 14. Bobby LeMyrtille 15. Osbert O’Quill 16. Eejack Davenn 17. Lyngla Hunzer 18. Hibiscus Daybreak 19. Gesmina Kay 20. Pim Tuler 21. Shell Delacroix 22. Peter Phosphor 23. Nathaniel Harveston-James 24. Vee Morenzovich 25. Barson Jolietti 26. Mil Warmson 27. Dana Pontillius 28. Jefferson Cosmo 29. Blanche Fairday 30. Payne Devesche 31. Dennis Hurviston 32. Aldrich Amberlyle 33. Fluke Eloise 34. Ipheria Illusica 35. Kendall Quionite 36. Molly Newshire 37. Questly Ruwe 38. Coulren Pardize 39. Briar Valentine 40. Sy Teliplopolus 41. Corthaline Xar 42. Terry the Unshakable 43. Zeo Lewis 44. Ulvira Vaniteé 45. Kelpie Jenevere 46. Welson Xen 47. Horus Gall 48. Xandra Youngfaith 49. Priscilla Keeper 50. Dirge Sylph-Lightly 51. Pepper White 52. Fel Dowathalish 53. Yulvendor Zentoph 54. Spring Appleton 55. Zephyr Ells 56. Porter Orviston 57. Krillia Pappescu 58. Ivy Yumar 59. Lion Ingleton 60. Sabelle Quasar 61. Larold Brewer 62. Prior Thistletree III 63. Hyacinth Potter 64. Silvius Silvermire 65. Benson Durgog 66. Davis Burner 67. Day Fourthshire 68. Prime Stimson 69. Xavier Purpurpolus 70. Cynthia Traveller 71. Delevonius Surf 72. Orson Thorn 73. Jeremy Storch 74. Inder Borsola 75. Mack Grayton-Savee 76. Heron Papers 77. Lorelei Feldspar 78. Hen Brightsky 79. Umber Landestrayd 80. Ryllitha Andwail 81. Tam Capricorn 82. Dorothea Pralis 83. Trel Spire-Guinevere 84. Maxin Stitcher 85. Hendrick DuSuois 86. Palm Allivar 87. Luxen Stone 88. Chip Shuttle 89. Thomas Beans 90. Lesh Sylwir 91. Minerva Norsly 92. Harold Spiff 93. Mexly L’orange 94. Ion Sycamore 95. Ursula Omberville 96. Key Alistair 97. Fora Jemsonia 98. Esmerelda Grommet 99. Glag Kem 100. Tayvis Pandora