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p1nkshield · 8 months

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Alfred: *walks by the kitchen*

Dick: 🎵my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard🎶 *pouring blueberries, miso, strawberry milk, pebbles and onions into a blender*

Alfred: *gets out spray bottle*

Dick: 🎶and dam- ack! Hey!

Alfred: We. *spray* Established. *spray* That. *spray* You. *spray* Are. *spray* Banned. *spray* Along. *spray* With. *spray* Bruce.

Dick:

Later

Alfred: Might I, despite my better judgment, inquire why you were adding rocks to the blender?

Dick: you know how there was a dinosaur that swallowed rocks to help with digestion?

Alfred: Please cease your explanation as I have heard enough.

Dick: ok

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