I want someone to just ruin my life <3
Get me drunk, do it often. Make me an alcoholic and make me thrive off of it and depend on you for it. I want drunk to be my default state and I want to be a fucking mess, figuratively in how I am with my life, and also a mess like dirty and messy as I’m either too drunk to care, or too drunk to be careful not to get messy. Toy with me and mess with me but give me more alcohol to ruin myself with, then both laugh and care for me when I am ruined.
Or I guess that’s just a fantasy of mine idk.
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I didn't realize you were Danish! My great grandmother came from Denmark. I always wanted to connect with my heritage but I have no traditions passed down or any idea of Danish culture. What are some things you love about Danish culture? What are some things you'd recommend to learn more?
Parts of Danish culture that I appreciate, a very incomplete list:
A food culture with infinite delicious combinations of meat, potatoes, and sauce
Dark humor being the norm
Rye bread
Black licorice
Beer
Our local rap queen Tessa
Bicycle culture and mostly walkable cities
The ocean always being close
That we are mostly done arguing about things like whether abortion should be legal, whether being gay is bad or whether the climate crisis is real (I'm side-eyeing you, America)
Universal health care
A free education system (you can actually get paid just to study once you turn 18)
The rough beauty of our silly little language
The ocean always being close
No extreme temperatures or natural disasters (yet)
Our current culture of making the trashiest pop you could imagine
Copenhagen
Free speech
Accessible welfare
A somewhat functional democracy
Having access to functional public transport almost everywhere
Having a long rich history/culture
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see, the problem is i loveeee being grabbed and groped and handled a lil rough but i also love the shy polite subby butches….
so maybe that’s why i have this fantasy of getting a sweet gentlemanly butch drunk, while i flirt and tease them mercilessly, until their face is so hot and they’re stumbling over their words and forgetting to avert their gaze from my body. before they know it i’ve planted myself in their lap, murmuring encouragement in their ear and putting their hands on me and rewarding them with lil mewls and moans until they finally throw caution and politeness out the window and fondle me so very disrespectfully. the way they’ve only dreamed about doing while sober, but now i’ve gotten them too worked up and too tipsy, the usual guardrails are gone. i savor their tight grip on me, their fingers sinking deep in my soft bits, i tell them to take what they want like the big strong butch they are, ‘cause they’re making me feel so good, and i think it’d probably be game over from there
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Shots for a couple with a significant difference in body mass
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Modern AU versions of Tintin and his friends! Notes about their designs under the Read More:
Tintin - A grey and yellow baseball tshirt references his grey sweatervest and yellow shirt look from the earlier comics. Cargo joggers replace his plus fours - plus fours were popular with golfers in the 20s and 30s as athletic wear, so I opted for cargo joggers for that preppy but sporty vibe. He also wears leather trainers and keeps his handy phone in an industrial case. Snowy wears a collar now!
Haddock - when not working on a ship as a merchant captain he opts for a hoodie and sweatpants. He might look sloppy but it's pretty practical for the wild adventures he's dragged into! He's Tintin's exhausted foster father in this AU.
Calculus - I gave him 2000s style rectangular frames to make him feel modern but still kind of dated, like how he wears fashion a few decades behind in the canon comics. I dressed him like my high school physics teachers - he has a necktie, a pocket protector, a zip through fleece and orthopedic shoes. I had frames like these for some time until I broke them at work lol
Chang - as soon as I read the Blue Lotus and saw Chang for the first time I immediately thought he was wearing crocs. I don't know why crocs are so popular. I don't think they're particularly comfortable. They feel sweaty and weird and don't stay on your feet when you run. I don't get crocs. But they're popular in Asia lol (I kept Chang's design super simple, he's an orphan with no money)
Abdullah - I had way too much fun with him! I know Supreme is kinda dated now (it's definitely a 2016 thing) but I still find it funny and the colour scheme fits. A lot of local Muslim teenagers in my area mix sportswear with traditional clothing so I did the same here, but made it obnoxiously bougie lol
Zorrino - I didn't change much for him as his original design is pretty timeless. I gave him socks and slides, a beanie and joggers. His button up shirt is replaced with a polo shirt but the difference isn't big.
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