why did everyone including soris want to fuck nelaros so bad
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imagine. You're Kolivan. One of your best agents went on a mission years ago to infiltrate Zarkon's effort to find the rest of the lions, and never reported back. You assume that she's dead. Tragic, but it happens in your line of work.
Only it turns out she's not dead. She returns to base two years later- only she has an alien child in tow. She tells you that after being stranded on a planet called 'Earth', she fell in love with one of the people living there- a widowed father with a child from his previous marriage. He helped her locate the blue lion, and she grew close to both father and son.
The father, tragically, died preventing a second wave of Galra scouts from finding the blue lion. He made her vow to raise his son in his stead. So now here she is, with an alien child she is honorbound to raise. You can't possibly say no to that.
You really, really want to say no to that.
Years later, that same child turns out to be the red paladin. You feel yourself getting a headache.
That's the plot of the 'fully human Keith is raised by the Blade of Marmora anyways' AU.
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first, hate your header (affectionate) second, its jean-bo-peep, third, when keith's galra shit flares up he has the unbearable urge to gnaw on lance just like an alt girl with her boyfriend
okay but imagine keith having like... cute aggression.
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@peachburger Get your oc I finished cooking him-
also I made him a messy eater so uhhhh- bonus?
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okay i can see this going one of 3 ways
Viren becomes a vampire. "your MORTAL life will end", "the sun will rise, you won't" and Callum's "theres a difference between 'immortal' and 'undying'??" would add up delisciously for that (notice how Aaravos never once said he'd DIE)
same as above, but he turns into one of those corrupted shadow creatures. u know, the ones in lux aurea
his little self pity session at the beach opens the star arcanum to him and he becomes immortal himself. All of my evidence for that one is entirely subjective, but I think that his (prolonged) stay in the shadow realm (of weird nightmares) and the subsequent discoveries about himself REALLY mirror Callum's journey to the sky arcanum. maybe the whole "family is important" stuff is the star arcanum? i'm reaching here (for the stars haha pun)
lol edit: i realized aaravos did say he'd die but we're just gonna ignore that rn 😌
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hunk: (explaining the function of a machine he built bc he is so smart)
keith: whoa you built that? that's really cool. (sheepishly, but also selling himself short honestly) the only things i know how to build are pipe bombs
hunk: i'm sorry the only things you know how to build are What
keith: do you want me to teach you. (with big sparkly anime eyes) (because autism)
hunk: (genuinely considering it for a bit) (pretending he wasn't genuinely considering it but he's a bad actor) keith i don't want to learn how to build a pipe bomb
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Rip Keith Kogane you would have felt Boyfriend by Dove Cameron in your soul
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