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klaissance · 1 day

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nothing just this post by @speakswords

#real #klance comic #personal dumping in the tags time it's finals and i'm too tired to even enjoy things but i miss the boys and i'll be back so soon #sigh

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klaissance · 3 days

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a quick post canon klance meme from twitter

#them #currently wishing someone would choke me out with their enormous bicep jussayin #sigh #klance art

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klaissance · 7 days

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i’ll be the last one in your corner when the count’s done

#MAISIE PETERS LYRIC DUB #i also have this classed as an extremely klance song #klance art #op im kissing you gently on the forehead ty

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klaissance · 10 days

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what’s ur type first < prev next > full comic

#HAPPY WUT WEDNESDAY #the only religious holiday i celebrate #living for this pool scene this recent chunk has been Everything #especially appreciating page 2 panels 2 and 3 #they communicate very successfully but subtly bc it’s through camera #just….. good shit #klance comic #leenfiend if u read this we became mutuals yesterday and i didst weep

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klaissance · 10 days

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We ain’t ever getting older ♫

#elentori klance i miss youuuuuu #screaming into the void #note to self learn to draw #klance art

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klaissance · 11 days

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all this late night talking

#im not dead im just a grad student near the end of a semester #so basically dead #BUT HERE IS THIS AS A TREAT #my art #klance #klance art #vld #voltron #voltron fanart #lance mcclain #keith kogane #klance fanart #space gays #gays in space #should i render anything ever #methinks not #they look at each other and their pupils get big

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klaissance · 11 days

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they are so cute i am going to slam my head into a concrete wall

#fuck theyre so SWEET #lil toon boys #<3 #klance art

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klaissance · 12 days

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THIS WAS SO STUPID IM STILL CRYING

(slow burn, enemies to lovers, pov alternating, bom keith, mutual pining, canonverse where everything’s the same except everyone is a fucking Pet Rock)

What if I told you @klaissance and I just got possessed and wrote a bomb ass klance pet rock au? However tumblr worst website so the rest of the story will be added on the reblog 😘

#MARE MY BELOVED #can u believe we were possessed by actual gods of prose and romance and humor during this bit #long post #but please please read it #please it’s so funny #petrock!klance #LIKE CMON #AGAIN FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK #PET ROCK AU #KLANCE #we’re cracked we slayed we cooked we served we ate

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klaissance · 12 days

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the circle of this game came back around and I got tagged by @future-mr-red-lion (<3) on this account instead of my main so we're doing SONGS THAT MAKE ME THINK OF KLANCE for each letter of my illegible url here we go:

k - kamikaze by walk the moon

l - lacy by olivia rodrigo (tell me this isn't fem!klance lance pov you CAN'T)

a - all the pretty girls by fun (LOOK AT THIS POST by @heynhay SHE'S SO CORRECT)

i - into you by ariana grande (a little bit dangerous//but baby that's how i want it....)

s - sidekick by walk the moon (sorry but they were so peak accidentally writing klance music to me and i can't unhear it)

s - suburban legends by taylor swift (I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH I always knew it that my life would be ruined) (bonus pick: style also by t swizzle)

a - alone together by fall out boy

n - national anthem by lana del rey (red white blue is in the sky//summer's in the air and baby heaven's in your eyes)

c - chasing fire by lauv

e - e.t. by katy perry (you guys cant tell me lance doesnt claim this as his anthem once he gets with keith and remembers that hes part galra like this is so funny to me)

enjoy that. tagging: everyone and also no one bc I did tags already but feel free to do this and say I told you to; I'll gladly take the fall

#tagged me #turns out this was way easier than doing this for songs i claim myself #i just have a lot of songs that are tagged for Them in my head #lmk if people want a playlist or something i could pop off #maybe this will help the members of gmvn remember how to spell my url #probably not tho #<3

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klaissance · 13 days

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#participate in democracy yall #there is a right answer #klance #poll

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klaissance · 13 days

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nobody asked but here is my pitch for a princess and the pauper klance au

Princess Allura of Altea generally likes her life. She lives in a palace with her father, King Alfor, her quirky tutor and longtime friend Coran, and her lady-in-waiting Romelle who she definitely is not in love with. Don't worry about it.

Her being totally not in love with Romelle is something to not worry about at all because actually, as of fairly recently, Allura is engaged! To a man (ew) she's never met (double ew): Prince Keith of Marmora. Their matrimony is to solidify an alliance between Altea and Marmora which, if everyone's being honest, is mostly to haul Altea out of its recent troubles. The kingdom is floundering and its people have been suffering for too long; this alliance with Marmora offers a fresh start and a royal wedding promotes economic stimulation, etc etc politics politics

Allura loves her people and her father so she's gonna suck it up and do this. But she can't and won't be jazzed about it all the time. Sometimes she wishes she could be anyone but herself, with the freedom to make selfish choices.

Anyway down in the town there is this boy named Lance McClain and he just so happens to have a vaguely similar facial structure to Altea's princess (rip this has to be a blue-eyed Lance story to work, huh) and he works at the dress emporium under Monsieur Iverson who is, frankly, an abusive boss. But Iverson is funding Lance's sister's education. The McClains need this, and so Lance pricks his fingers and works every waking hour for pennies that he never even gets to see. Lance loves his family so he's gonna do it but he can't and won't be jazzed about it all the time. Sometimes he wishes he could be anyone but himself, with the freedom to make selfish choices.

do u feel me on this guys

also Allura has five cats named Onyx, Ruby, Emerald, Sapphire, and Topaz and she loves them very much. But Sapphire has been acting strange recently...

Lance has this cat that he calls Blue that he doesn't actually have but she shows up night after night at his window and he feeds her and she lays on his lap while he works and he loves her very much

......it's the same cat *hold for applause*

anyway Romelle takes Allura into town to "run errands" or something but really it's just a date and one of Allura's last tastes of freedom before she gets hitched to whoever this Keith dude is

and Sapphire slips away and dashes through the streets and Allura chases her down and finds her perched on a windowsill in an alley being fed by a stranger who looks a little familiar and oh--

Lance and Allura finally meet and look at each other and are like woah we could definitely be siblings genetics are so weird

Bonded by their shared cat they get along splendidly and have a nice and surprisingly deep talk about their respective plights, and Allura promises to call on Lance soon

The next morning Coran and Romelle go to the princess only to find her bed empty save for a note that says she's taken the cats and run away...

The note is sus and then Sapphire shows up (from spending the night at Lance's.) Coran and Romelle know Allura would never leave just Sapphire behind, so they're immediately Not Buying It but they don't know who they can trust, and also this is a disaster because Prince Keith and his entourage are literally coming to visit today so they need to fix this asap

Romelle remembers the boy from the village who looked weirdly like Allura and she has the best/worst idea of all time...

Cue "To Be A Princess" as performed by Coran and Romelle at Lance, who by the end of the song is unclockable he's so good at princess cosplay

When "Allura" appears at dinner as scheduled, Alfor's advisor Zarkon and his shitty son Lotor are shook but they stay quiet

you guys lotor as preminger is so funny pLEASE

AND THEN KEITH SHOWS UP

Keith and his diplomat friends, The Holts, and his captain of the guard Shiro, pull up to dinner to meet Keith's future wife

Keith's a gay man he's not thrilled about this. She's certainly a handsome woman, if her portraits are to be believed, but there's nothing to be done about it. Lifelong bummer for Keith. Such is princedom.

So Keith and co. show up in Altea and they meet the princess and Keith swears she's a little broader in the shoulders and sharper in the jaw than he'd expected but chalks it up to shitty portraiture. He'll hire the court painter from Marmora when they're married.

Lance in his princess costume is like "oh lord he's fine" but then they go on a bunch of weird dates and mostly bicker a bunch because Keith hates that he's forced to be here and Lance is just sort of like that

meanwhile Allura's like busting her own ass out of the mines and lotor sings how can i refuse *hold for standing ovation*

and since Sapphire didn't get kidnapped with the other cats she's still around and Lance talks to her in the bath and is generally just being silly goofy and Keith happens to walk by and hear Lance talking in his normal tone to somebody named "Blue" and the door happens to be a little open and Keith happens to peek--he doesn't even know why he literally doesn't even like women--and wait just a fucking second that is a boy and a wig on the floor and Keith to himself is like 'um should i complain about being lied to, something wack is going on here' and then he's like 'wait I'm gay and he's hot let's see how this plays out' and says nothing LMAO

but then their little dates get way more interesting because Keith is trying to tease out this secret and also is like,, actually interested

maybe they do a horseback riding date where Lance gets to wear pants and have the big platinum wig tied back and he feels a little more like himself and he and Keith hardly even bicker anymore they just sort of have a great time together and Lance feels a little insane for this whole thing but he really likes him but he has to tell him the truth and he's literally about to admit it

but then Lotor comes back from checking on Allura in the mines and knows the princess at the palace is a fake so he calls Lance out and rips the wig off, the whole thing, and Lance is thrown in the dungeon when moments ago he was literally a hair's breadth away from kissing Keith on the mouth UGH life is so cruel

Lotor and Zarkon convince Alfor that Allura is dead and they plot to strike and stage their coup during her funeral or something idk

But meanwhile Romelle and Allura and the cats are power-lesbianing their way out of the mines, and meanwhile meanwhile Keith busts Lance out of jail and they go also to the mines to try to save Allura

just four gays and their cats standing at the mines like ok what now

they bust into the funeral proceedings and wreck Lotor's shit, Allura definitely throws him over her shoulder and skips him like a rock and they explain everything to Alfor

Lotor and Zarkon go to jail and Altea is saved even without the marriage alliance because Allura and Romelle found extra stores of quintessence locked in the geodes in the mines or whatever

Lance is now so thoroughly sponsored by not one but two royal families that his family will want for nothing ever again--his siblings are put on royal scholarship to any school of their choosing in either Altea or Marmora. Lance himself has always wanted to travel, so he does, and he writes letters to Keith the whole time and when he returns Keith is waiting for him and they do a big gay double wedding with Allura and Romelle just like in the Barbie movie <3

the end

#THIS ONE GOT AWAY FROM ME YALL #i think i cooked #somebody tell me this isnt perfect #oh wait u cant #klance #klance ficlet #sort of #my writing #princess and the pauper au #like am i nuts for this #maybe #vld au #i just think this has all the pieces #lance and allura as besties #allura and keith as disaster gays #klance spiced with mistaken identities #chefs kiss

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klaissance · 13 days

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ok P&P klance but this time i mean PRINCESS AND THE PAUPER

#HEAR ME OUTTTTT #IT WRITES ITSELF #BUT DONT WORRY ILL WRITE IT OUT ALSO

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klaissance · 13 days

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Happy to announce that my big stressful work project is done !!!! (iykyk was stressing about it in the latest chap AN)

New king and fisherman chapter coming this Saturday, April 13th!

(And many more exciting things coming yalls way because I’m about to have so much more free time :)))

#HEY WHAT THE FUCK #caf i hope you know i bite my knee and scream into it every time a chapter of this goes up #and now i wait by the window like a forlorn old timey wife waiting for her husband to return from the war for the next chapter #i won't spoil the chapter in here #but just generally speaking this concept of “he could get it together like I asked but not when I needed him to” is so....#o u c h #both bc i can relate and also just in the abstract that shit hurted #fic rec

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klaissance · 14 days

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movie night

#YUUUUUP TY HEYNHAY #ALWAYS DELIVERING #god i love them just hangin out #bc they do that they hang out #weeping at the prospect of established klance domesticity #or even pining klance bestie stage domesticity #sigh #klance art

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klaissance · 14 days

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people seemed delighted by me putting my crocheter keith headcanon in this comic so i needed to be silly abt it

i like to think coran would teach him how to crochet and it helps give him an outlet and teaches him to be more patient but he also uses it to vent his stupid crush lmfao

+bonus

#PLEASE IM DEAD #this is so real actually #i do subscribe to crafter lance x ruins everything he touches keith #or that keith is a Fine Artist and lance is a Crafter #but this makes me happy so here we are #save me crochet keith #the scarf with lances name on it im cackling #love u op all of your ideas are correct all the time

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klaissance · 19 days

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Klance sketch for @petnursy’s request~

#jhdasfjkgdaldfs #they

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klaissance · 19 days

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hey do you ever write fic anymore ;-; ur klance fic is the best fanfic i have read to date

oh my gosh thank you, that's so sweet of you to say ♥

i do still write fic, and i have many many ideas and WIPs! it's been difficult for me to sit down and finish any of them lately because i just haven't had time in the big chunks i need in order to do it.

would you (or anyone else) like a sneak peak of something new?

#AAAAAAH #HOW CAN I EXPRESS TO YOU THAT I SHRIEKED HYSTERICALLY #HIGHER PITCHED YELLING THAN USUAL IN MY TAGS #fic snippet #DROP THIS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW IM SICK

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