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kalynscryptic · 9 months
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ahahaha what if i got back into inscryption wouldn't that be crazy. ahahaha what if
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edge-lorde · 4 years
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hp update: its been a long time, boys. ud think that with this plague outbreak id have more time for shitty phone games, and ud be right! however, the time i normally might use to make tumblr posts has been taken up by reading lotr orc fanfiction non-stop for at least 1 full month. id still be in the thick of that obsession even now if only the fics would update. that is how i find you today folks, for the first time in many weeks i am staring at a screen with nothing to do. so come with me friends, theres no better way to fill the soulless void we are all in than reading a nice long tumbler post. 
disclaimer, first of all, a lot has happened, i prefer to keep these updates as plot spoiler free as possible but do to extenuating circumstances i feel like it is necessary to say, [SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER BELOW]
that rowan fucking died,
i wont say exactly how, but i will say that her death was animated as were animations of myself and a few others reacting to our friend fresh corpse. obviously meant to be serious moments but the animations made it seem almost comical. 
i saw at least one post going around right after this update that was like ‘how could the game devs do this to us..... how could they hate rowan so.... this is punishment from on high’ and its like.... u guys do know what a story is right? the events of  a story are not typically done to punish less faithful fans, im pretty sure they were planning to kill rowan off from the beginning. this isnt disney im pretty sure the writers are not writing each chapter the night before its released by popular vote. 
that little “are we drifting away..?” scene with rowan makes more sense now. there was a bit in one of the scenes where the kids all reminisce on rowans life and the mc talks about it being the last real one on one time they had with rowan. a nice bitter sweet moment. i dont hate this turn of events. its a good reminder that actions have consequences and we are way past they days of “should i wear a hat or scarf?” its YA time now. 
i did manage to take 1 screenshot from this time, i had commented that before that when rowan said she didnt have many friedns that barnaby seemed to be hanging out with her without be there as a friend buffer and here was his reaction to her death:
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the funniest part in all of this however, was of course cedericks reaction to rowans death “but she was so young....” LOL fuckin RIP.
lets see... what else.... i forget a lot of what happened but i think there was a time sensitive quidditch event in there somewhere? if so i  dont remember it. what i do remember of the quidditch pals is that im gonna play beater now, skye is being weird and cagey about it, andre is involved.... the others are there.....
sidenote, i love the shitty b characters they throw in to be like yes you know this person but no they are not cool enough for u to even think about befriending. the first one of those is face paint kid, and now we have another, who is a former beater girl with horrible bangs named bean who didnt go to any classes for a whole season so she could just play ball 24/7 and got kicked off the team.  this is a character who only exists to provide an explanation as to why there would be a beater position open but i love them on principle. 
right now im in the midst of another time sensitive event, this one is a bother-your-brother-at-work-day event where recent hogwarts graduate bill weasley is bullied by myself and his younger brother charlie into letting us go with him on one of his curse breaking jobs. 
so for those unfamiliar, bill works for the magical bank of england.... and his job seems to be “retrieving treasure” for said bank. in the books, there is a bit where he takes his family on one of his trips to egypt, where his job seemed to have been tomb plundering indiana jones style for the posterity of the english bank :X. i wont explain here why thats bad but its bad. 
the game devs however in this instance, at least SEEM to be doing what jkr couldnt do by attempting to salvage what is left of gringotts bank and form it into not a super shitty implications factory run by horrible jewish caricatures. bills mission is to retrieve a goblin made artifact that was taken by dragons, so no going to foreign countries to steal things from other people! only going to a dragon reserve to rifle through animal nests. they even appear to be providing us with a likable goblin character, egad!  
my hope for this event is that we get a plotline about how maybe, goblins arent shifty human haters for no reason, and in fact they hate magic humans for very understandable reasons, like being forced to go into hiding with the rest of the magical world even though only the humans wanted to do that, and maybe despite running the bank in england they still dont have a lot of political sway in the world of wizards and witches, and have to rely on the faith that said wizards and witches wont fuck them over at every turn, even as they see how they treat other non-humans, such as house elves, which they desperately dont want to end up like. and maybe they DONT only care about gold... maybe thats a human stereotype based on the fact that theres a long history of humans not respecting goblin ownership customs.... which i could get into..... but i wont.... i just....... very badly dont want them to suck ;__________;
i know i said its ok to still like a piece of media as long as you recognize the problems with it, and i do, but once this game is done im gonna stop hp posting all together. ive been feeling more and more uncomfortable making these posts lately.  
GENERAL GAME NOTES; theres been some new layout changes and such. 
most notably the stairs screen has been changed from a bulleted list of all locations to a screen with tiles picturing an image of each location along with the name + icons of all classes at each place. there is one additional location that is new and yet to be unlocked, and the dragon reservation is appearing temporarily as its own tile as well. i prefer this method of getting in and out of a temporary location to how they did it with car during the last christmas special. the stairs icon also now stays in the corner when you scroll through locations, allowing you to open the stairs menu without scrolling all the way back to the left. 
they also moved a few of the buttons down into the lower left corner rather than the left side & combined the story button and sidequest button. they added a little camera button as well, just like in the dormitory, that makes all the icons in a location disappear and look better for screenshots. 
the daily special add offer thing now has its own button in the top right corner of the screen, and idk if i mentioned it before but now there are daily challenges that appear in the sidequest screen that offer small rewards for completing 3 tasks per day + a better one if u get all 3. the prizes are things like 4 energy, 75 coins, 3 monster food. the better rewards are usually either more coins, 8 energy, 3 gems, or 1 notebook. i think that it does all the different color notebooks but i cant remember for sure if i ever saw the gold one up as a reward. i like this addition in any case. if you dont pick up ur reward by the end of the day, the next time u log on it will force u to stop and accept them, and if one of the rewards is energy and ur energy bar is full, it does not seem to stack beyond the bar so watch out.
 the character stats page is now more zoomed out so you can see your full character instead of just from the waist up. no change to the leaderboard. rowans face in the friendship roster is now a still black and white image that says ur friend may be gone but friendship is forever u-u. 
rowan has been removed from all classes. in the classes where the minigames involved her, those minigames have passed the mantle onto other friends in the class. in potions that person is now liz helping u find stuff off the shelves and in tranfiguration that person is badeea. bless these girls for helping mc get through it. touched my heart. 
theres been a few fun little “i know u have more free time now so uhhhh have some energy” prizes like they do sometimes when they dont update on schedule so thats been nice. just a few days ago they gifted us 3 gold notebooks the same way. :O. 
theres also been a few instances of a energy happy hour where for a limited time energy takes less time to refresh. normally it takes 4 mins for 1 energy to do this but during happy hour its like 2:30 mins. :U its all very interesting.
and that will have to do it for tonight my friends, ill do a post for the dragon event when its done because i do like it so far and i do like getting to bully bill with charlie. 
until next time, remember.......
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minhoslut · 4 years
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♡ summary: Y/N is a fairy in a world of magic hating humans, who moves into a house with seven young men after being kicked out of her old dorm. She learns about all their secrets while hiding hers for as long as she can. Lots of parties, games, sex and maybe even love. 
♡ pairing: ot7 x fem!reader, fem!reader x various idols
♡ chapter: 1 | 2 | ? |
♡ series warnings: alcohol consumption, blood mention, drug use, mxm, fxf, threesome, foursome, orgy, swearing, anxiety, depression, past trauma, past abuse
♡ series genre: fluff, smut, slight angst
♡ series rating: R
♡ word count: 1515
♡ posted on: AO3
♡ chapter one: new home
♡ A/N: I’ve decided to finally begin putting my work on tumblr as well so that will be happening slowly uwu
You watched the trees going by as the taxi you were riding drove through the forest on a well used dirt road. You were on your way to your new ‘home.’ Really, it was a big house with a bunch of rooms and 7 other occupants who had been looking for a new housemate. You were very nervous, as you had only met 1 of the housemates, since you were so desperate to find somewhere to stay.
Your last home had kicked you out when you were found to be a fairy. It was so unfair, everyone knew magical beings of all kinds existed but humans didn’t want them interfering. Pretty fucked up if you had anything to say about it, but no one cared what a lousy fairy had to say. You had been so careful not to reveal your identity but a so called ‘friend’ of yours had seen you stretching out your wings and immediately set the Council on you.
You had been terrified when the Council had shown up at your door, they had demanded you leave immediately and all but shoved you to the ground threatening to rip off your wings if you stayed. This should have scared you back to your colony in tears of apology and begging forgiveness. Instead it sent you into the next valley, far away from your old home and your old colony. You didn’t want to live in the forest alone, you liked humans and other magical beings but not many shared that thought. Your own colony had sent you away the second you even mentioned talking to a human saying you were tainted.
This time you were determined to keep your magic a secret and be able to live around humans for a long time. You were somewhat addicted to human contact, craving kisses and soft touches from the magicless creatures. You had never really met any other magic beings so you couldn’t compare it to anyone but some lousy male fairies, but human kisses were different. The seemed desperate somehow, so giving and warm, the opposite of a kiss from a male fairy which was anything but pleasant. Female fairy kisses were infinitely better compared to male but they still lacked something, where as kissing humans of any and all genders was electric in a way. The way they put such warmth into their touches was… crazy.
You sighed and shook away your wandering thoughts as you approached the house. You sucked in a breath at the sight of the building. It was truly divine. Old fashioned, built long ago originally, but now tuned up with modern touches while leaving the past features intact. It had large gates at the bottom of the hill it sat on that were propped open, beautiful dark metal gates that further enticed your interest. It had looked beautiful in the pictures, but most of them had been inside, this was breathtaking and almost too good to be true. There’so no way I can blow this! The house is perfect and it’s by the woods away from loud streets. Your heart thumped in anticipation both anxious and excited as the taxi pulled up and came to a halt.
Once all your bags had been unloaded, you thanked the driver and pulled out your phone to send a message to the guy who you had met in preparation to moving in.
Y/N
[ Hello Namjoon! I’m a little later than originally planned but I made it :) ]
Namjoon
[ Okay cool, I’ll come let you in and show you around :) ]
You rocked on your feet as you waited at the door for him, taking in all of the beautiful architecture and wondering what kind of humans lived in the house. Namjoon, the one you had met, was extremely handsome, if a little awkward, and it made you very curious about the 6 others.
The door opened and Namjoon came out to greet you. “Hey (Y/N)! Welcome to the house, the others are out doing grocery shopping but they’ll be back for dinner. I’ll help you take your stuff to your room and then give you a little tour, sound good?” “Yeah, sure!” You looked around as you followed Namjoon who was carrying two of your bags, two more in your own hands. It was more modern inside than it appeared, with a very open concept on the ground floor. “There are 4 bedrooms and one bathroom on the third and second floor. Your room is on the third level, I hope that’s alright.” “That’s perfect, I love being higher up.”
You had been hoping to be on the top floor as soon as you had seen the house, you had always loved being up high. You reached the room and Namjoon opened the door, you followed behind and scanned the room. There was a huge four poster bed with elegant iron connecting it, the sheets were gold and with red accents. A big dresser with a mirror, a side table and chest of drawers that all matched the beds victorian style with dark brown wood. There was also a small chair with matching gold fabric and a coffee table in the same wood as everything else. It was so beautiful.
Namjoon put your bags down and turned to you. “I’ll grab the last two bags, you get settled a little and then we can go on the tour.” You hummed in agreement and began moving the bags over to the dresser and chest of drawers. Not wanting to start unpacking quite yet you sat on the bed, which was heavenly soft. Namjoon was back now and gestured for you to follow him. “The others on this floor are Yoongi, Taehyung, and Jungkook. Jimin, Jin, Hoseok and myself are on the floor below.” He explained pointing to doors and assigning names of your other housemates.
“Down here on the ground floor there is another bathroom, the den, which is mostly used for gaming, the dining room, the pong hall, entry room, and living room and the kitchen.” The kitchen was victorian styled with very modern appliances and a bar closing it off from the rest of the open space. The bathroom was beside the kitchen, and beside that, a door that lead outside to some kind of deck. The den was in a semi-rounded section beside the so called ‘pong hall’ that was home to a long wooden table covered in solo cups. The entry room has two huge racks for shoes and then opens into the living room on one side and the dining room with a huge wooden table that is before the bar of the kitchen.
You scanned layout and sighed, this was really a lucky opportunity for you, you needed to keep it. “We don’t have that many rules but I’ll tell you them now. 1. Always knock. 2. 100$ per person is put towards groceries, we all go at the beginning of the month together. 3. Anything without a name on it is free game, in terms of food and drink, if you want it safe, label it. 4. I told you this before you moved in but we throw a lot of parties, like at least three a week. 5. Everyone keeps their own room clean and everyone helps clean up after parties, other than that there’s a chart for chores that you sign up for each week. There’s not much else but don’t be shy about asking questions.” “Alright noted, Namjoon. Thank you for everything!”
“Oh! One more thing there’s a hot tub and pool in the back deck out that door.” You could cry, you loved water so much it was a main source of your magic. Namjoon disappeared into his room after walking you back up to yours to let you unpack. You began putting your clothes away and tucking jewelry into boxes on top of the dresser. You wanted nothing more than to run into the woods and stretch out your wings but you couldn’t risk that on your first day, so you just finished up unpacking and decided to change out of your moving clothes, which had been a black cropped hoodie and matching sweatpants.
You wanted to be comfortable but still look cute to meet the other housemates, so you put on black leggings, an oversized white turtleneck cinched in with a double buckle belt. You brushed your hair and surveyed your look. Happy with it, you laid on the bed to scroll on social media until the others came home.
You heard them coming before the door even opened, talking about what to have for dinner. Peeking out the window, you surveyed the group, now finding out that the other 6 housemates were also attractive men. You hadn’t expected to be the only woman in the house, not that you minded, but you were surprised that they had wanted a woman in the house. Maybe no guys had applied? You shrugged and stopped your analyzing, turning and heading downstairs to meet your housemates.
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