americkej ex-oficír: *tak nějak jakože mimochodem potvrdí, že našli ufouny už v roce 1930 a od tý doby zkoumaj další vybouraný ufouní vozidla, včetně tělesnejch ostatků*

já: "dobrý. každopádně, vejce v ČR stojej 6 korun za kus"

"Chuck Taylor hates Christmas!"

Myslím, že bychom měli mluvit o téhle reklamě na Datart.

oh why couldn’t the dnf + molly and tommy double date have been real 😭

STOP

last art of 2023 and first art of 2024

The Kurta Massacre

They should invent a sleeping that's easy to do

Newcomb's Ranch

hi im also stoned separate follower. threefold bullet meta has always been interesting to me because i love the idea of two guys who are one guy (but are also two guys) and sometimes theres a THIRD guy. MY two guys are one guy thing (but they are two guys) (but theyre not) is jekyll and hyde. not at all the same but the connection is mirrors. in my brain. anyways i think there should be more examples of guys who are 1 guy but not really. or are they. i wonder if there are more. so cool ok bye

hello Also stoned separate follower... i'm dad... you get it... now get this... the twins are one... want to be one/conjoined so bad... peter's "you can also call me andrey and it will not be wrong", andrey's "Twins are the two sides of a single person"... and yet they can't be. peter's "i've been suffering for ten years because of [andrey]"... the rift... the drift... continental... pangeaic in nature. earth-shattering split. the third guy is to be the glue. the third guy is here to make them two, which is to make them one. a threefold bullet is a single bullet. same gun. same barrel. they tried once already, and instead of getting a third guy-which makes two-which makes one, the third guy became a fouth and stuck the blade of him in the rift, making two, then making three. FUCKED UP! OH YOU DONE FUCK UP NOW! and then with dankovsky they try again. three to become two to become one. to become one threefold like Janus is twofold. like Janus is bicephalic. become tricephalic, like Cerberus was written to be. but dankovsky's "we're not birds of a feather, you're absolutely mental", "keep your dumb head cool," and "You are also absolutely wild. A pointless atavism, evolutionarily speaking. I've been looking for a reason to tell you this since university" -> the rift. not pangea parting, now, but continental plates smashing. subduction zone, burying. collision zone, pushing one then two then three which becomes three-in-one towards the sky. (polyhedron. also mountain.)

you get it? you know what i mean.

a twin coin has a head on both sides. you're fated to lose or you're fated to win.

a coin is a three-sided object.

uh oh time to transfer more shit to the queue again

"Dnes je nádherný den na to, být mokrý, zabahněný a smradlavý," řekl mokrý, zabahněný a smradlavý Arnold, když jsme přišli do psího salonu, a promptně skočil na čerstvě vykoupané a vyfénované štěňátko border kolie. (Patřilo majitelce salonu.)

Jestli ode mě tejden nepřiletí žádnej novej příspěvek, jsem mrtvý, nemá cenu mě hledat a blog automaticky dědí @skyabovetheport, děkuju.

*sees an email in my work inbox*

Me: Oh my god what the fuck is it now???

*realizes it’s the thing I emailed myself*

Me: oh.

😅🤣

“next step in friendship” was crazy

the “idc if you’re never serious or if we joke around a lot” changing so much after they met to him saying on the panel that george is always there for him and always able to care about him like yeah. i guess they did take the next step :,)

“stop bothering me, i’m clearly fine”

(red plumbob)

if i wrote any stories would u guys read???

anyways goodnight

In which I may not be able to write tonight, but that gives me ample opporunity to do a book and movie Lesso merge! 

Behold. Charlize Theron in book Lesso’s description with the black hair, violet eyes and purple clothes. I love both versions of Lesso <3

(I know it’s puple and black but it started looking like Missy from Doctor Who so now just purple)

Inspired to actually draw by @cora-devil