A virgin at a sex store (4) - Caring cuddler

Summary: Your great aunt bequeathed her fortune to you. Her successful store in town. Problem is – it’s a sex store and you are a virgin.

Pairing: AU!Dean Winchester x fem!Reader

Warnings: age gap (the reader is 25; Dean 34), cocky Dean, sick Dean, talk about sex, fluff, falling in love, flirting, teasing

A/N: It’s been a while…huh?

A virgin at a sex store masterlist

Catch up here: A virgin at a sex store (3) - Sweet seducer

Divider by @firefly-graphics​

“Morning, sweetheart,“ Dean waves at you when you enter the office you share. He grins and watches you sit down. “How have you … atchoo!” Dean sneezes and coughs. “Sorry.”

“Dean, are you sick?” You get up from your chair to check on Dean. He tries to pretend he’s not sick, but you won’t have it. You press the back of your hand to his forehead to check his temperature. “You’ve got a fever!”

“Yeah, for you,” he grins and grabs your waist to bring you onto his lap. Dean nuzzles his face in your neck, laughing as you squirm in his lap. “You give me fever…” 

He coughs again.

“Dean, you are sick. You need to take a few days off. Ruby can take care of the shop, and Charlie finished the website. I can call Kevin to come around to help Ruby.”

“I can’t take a day off,” he grumbles. “Let me have more coffee and I’ll be—” Dean sneezes again, wetting your neck.

“DEAN! EEK!” You mutter and slap his thigh. “You made it! Get up and follow me. I’m going to have a shower thanks to your snot on my neck and make you tea.”

Dean scrunches up his nose. “I hate tea. Give me booze and pie and I can work for hours.”

“No alcohol for you,” you hop off his lap and grab his hand to force him to get up. “Get up, Winchester. I’m going to nurse you back to life.”

He flashes you a smile. “Aw, you are going to be my sexy nurse. Tell me, will you wear a nice costume too?” Dean dips his head to look at one of the shelves. “I think we got some left. Over there.”

“No,” you jerk your head toward the door. “But I’ll get you some pie if you are a good boy and follow me home.”

He snickers. “That sounded dirty, sweetheart. I wouldn’t mind following you home, though. Just tell me what you want me to do to…atchoo!”

“You won’t do anything but lie in bed and take your medicine, Dean Winchester,” you point at the door. “Now come with me!”

“Hey, you won’t get up,” you say and push Dean back down. He huffs but allows you to cover him with another blanket. “You’re sick and have a fever. I got medicine for you. The doctor said you must drink a lot.”

“Beer? Booze?” He coughs again. “Your sweetness.”

“Water or tea,” you place the medicine and a cup of tea on the nightstand. “I know being sick sucks, but you need to take better care of yourself.”

Dean puckers his lips. “But you take good care of me. I think I’m in capable hands.” He leans back on your pillow and sighs. “You even got me pie and medicine.”

“You’re…” You sigh. Dean snuggles in your pillow, and you can’t help but smile. “I’ll get you another slice if you take the medicine and drink the tea now.”

“More pie for me.” Dean cocks a brow. “You’re not lying, right? I’ll get more pie if I take the medicine.”

“Why would I lie to you?” You turn to leave your bedroom. “I’ll get you a slice of pie and you will take the medicine. Do not try to trick me, Sir.”

“Sir?” He purrs the word. “I like it when you call me like that. Maybe you can do it more often.” Dean calls after you. “In another setting, though.”

“You’re so good to me,” Dean happily shovels the food you cooked for dinner into his mouth. He smirks as you watch him. “I took the medicine, I swear.” He sneezes and grunts. “Damnit, I hate having a cold.”

“You’ll live,” you snicker. “I will make sure of it.”

“I bet you will,” he winks at you before he shovels more food into his mouth. “You’ll nurse me back to life and I will pay you back with more than my presence.”

“How do you wanna pay me back? Can I drive your car?”

He chokes on the food. “No way! No one drives my Baby! Not even my brother.”

“Aw, but she’s so pretty and I’d like to go for a ride with her.”

“Yeah,” he ogles you shamelessly in your pajama pants. “I’d like to go for a ride too.” Dean sneezes. His fork drops to the ground, and he curses loudly. “Fuck you, stupid cold. I want to flirt with my girl, and you have to ruin it!”

My girl… Your heart flutters at his words. Dean grabs a tissue to blow his nose. He sighs and rubs his nose with the tissue. “I will kill whoever sneezed my way and got me sick.”

“I guess that’s what happens if you have contact with many people every day. We had a lot of customers last week. And not all of them wash their hands before they touch stuff at our store.”

“We should sell sanitizer with our dildos,” he snorts. “Maybe that’s not the worst idea.” Dean wrinkles his forehead. “What do you think? Wait! I have a slogan." He grins at you. "Do you want to make your partner happy? – All you got to do is buy lube and sanitizer to make your sex even better.”

You giggle. “Dean, that’s the worst slogan I ever heard.”

“Sweetheart, it’s an awesome slogan and you know it,” he grumbles under his breath and coughs again. “Wait! I got another one.” He makes a dramatic pause. “Before you touch the coochie, clean your pinky.”

“Coochie…pinky?” You start laughing loudly. Giggling and snorting. “Dean, we can’t do this!”

“Everyone coming to our store wants to play with the coochie or dick,” he points out. “Hygiene is important, Y/N. We should not forget about it.”

“I don’t know what was in the medicine the doctor prescribed, but it made you even funnier,” you say and sit next to Dean on the bed. You grab his hand and interlace your fingers with his. “We can talk about your new business idea when you are healthy again. Until then, I’ll take care of you.”

“Why are you so nice to me?” He asks, eyes dropping to your hand holding his. “You don’t have to take care of me.”

“Dean, you took care of me not weeks ago when I felt like crap. You helped me with my aunt’s business and accept that I can do whatever I want to,” you bring his hand to your lips to kiss it. “And I really like you.”

“I really like you too, Y/N,” he leans closer to whisper in your ear. “The moment I’m healthy again I’ll show you the breath stealer…” 

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survey by ehxsnos

First lets get the basics out of the way...

What's your name? Stephanie.

How old are you? 31.

Where are you from? California.

What color are your eyes and hair? I have brown eyes and naturally dark brown hair, but I dye it red. I’m a year overdue, though...

When were you born? July 28th.

Now for the fun stuff! Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? They don’t have doors; I have a curtain instead that I do keep closed.

How many people have you slept with this week? Zero.

What size is your bed? Full.

What do you drink with dinner? I don’t always have something when I eat unless I already happen to be drinking something, like coffee or a Starbucks energy drink. I do always have water nearby, though. But yeah, I usually don’t drink while I’m eating, it’s usually before and after.

What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Ranch or Chick-Fil-A sauce. 

Last person you kissed/kissed you? Joseph, almost 10 years ago...

What movies could you watch over and over and still love? There’s several.

What is your usual bedtime? After 7AM. :/

When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? It varied, but there were a lot of vampire and witch costumes.

Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Six years ago for my UC graduation.

Take a vitamin daily? No, but there’s a few I should be taking.

What do you wear to bed? What I wear during the day, which is leggings and graphic tees.

Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Wal-Mart and Target. We haven’t had a K-Mart in well over a decade.

Ever have plastic surgery? No.

Do you want kids? No.

Where did your last kiss take place? I think it was in his car.

Four words to explain why you last threw up? I had a stomach bug. That was like 4 years ago.

Last thing you ate? Wingstop for dinner, which was at 8PM. I skipped out on my nightly ramen tonight that I typically have around 2-230AM and now it’s 4:53AM and I’m starving. :/ I actually fell asleep around 10PM last night cause I had a bad headache and then woke up around 230AM, but I didn’t feel like getting up and making it. Sigh. 

Do you get your nails done? Nope. I’ve only had my nails done once, and that was for my 8th grade promotion.

When did your last relationship end? Back in 2013.

So tell us, what room ARE you in? I’m in my room.

How many stories does your home have? Just one.

Do you own headphones? Yep, I’m currently wearing my new Beats earbuds my lil bro got me recently.

Have you ever... Gotten a Brazillian wax? No.

Gotten so drunk you couldn’t remember wtf you did? The last time I drank I got really drunk (and really sick) and there’s parts of that night that are spotty.

Been called a bitch? Jokingly. Seriously as well, I’m sure, but not to my face. 

Slut? Jokingly.

Pierced anything? *Okay, finishing this at a much later time now cause I ended up zonking out.* Anyway, I just have my earlobes pierced.

Had a tattoo? No.

Smoked a cigarette? No.

Smoked weed? Yes.

Missed someone so bad you couldn’t eat or sleep? I’ve gone through really hard times after losing loved ones. 

Worked out at a gym? Yes.

Snuck out of the house? Nope.

What’s the nearest furry object? My throw blanket.

Is the room you are in messy? No.

What is the single largest item in your house? Hmm.

How much money did you spend today? Zero.

What is the biggest amount of money you have ever had at one time? I think 5,000.

What kind of cell phone do you have? An iPhone 12 Pro Max.

Have you ever been under anesthesia? Several times.

Which Disney parks have you been to? Disneyland and California Adventure.

What does your bed comforter look like? I don’t have one. I use a throw blanket, which is rose gold and fluffy.

When did you last cry? Last night.

When is the last time you took medicine? Over an hour ago.

What was the medicine for? It was my pain medication. 

What kind of health insurance do you have? I’m not sharing that.

What is your birth control method of choice? Well, I’m a virgin but besides that I can’t get pregnant, sooo.

How much do you spend on your parents for Christmas? A lot. I love saving up and spoiling my family with what I can.

If you were given $1k and had to use it on 1 purchase, what would you buy? Uhhh. I’d have to really think about that.

Have your parents ever caught you drinking? I honestly didn’t try to drink before I was 21.

Have you ever crawled through a window? No.

What do you spend most of your money on? Food delivery, heh. :)))))))) It’s my favorite way to spoil myself. <<< Saaame.

Is there a secret you've never told your parents? Yes.

Do you still have pictures of you & your ex? Yes.

Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you? No.

How many rooms does your house have? It has 2 bedrooms.

Would you sex tape with you in it for 3 million dollars? No.

Are you happier single or in a relationship? All I really know is being single and while I’m not happy, it’s not because of my relationship status. Being in a relationship wouldn’t fix my problems and would add more stress.

Do you have curly hair? No.

What is a compliment you receive often? I rarely receive compliments.

How tall are you?: Like 5′4.

Who was the last person to say they loved you and when? My mom recently.

What is the last thing you said aloud? I said goodbye to my mom as she was leaving for work.

What was the last thing you had to drink? Coffee.

What is one thing that can ALWAYS be found in your freezer? Ice cream. My dad likes to always have it.

How many pets do you own? One.

How old will you be turning on your next birthday? 32.

Last time you went out of town? February 2020.

First thing you wash in the shower? My body. What kind of shampoo & conditioner do you use? A salon style for red dyed hair.

Do you own something from Hot Topic? I own a lot of things from Hot Topic, from clothes to accessories to collectibles. Majority of my graphic tees are from Hot Topic and their sister store, Boxlunch.

Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun? Yeah.

How often do you hold hands with someone? I hold my doggo’s hand a lot, ha.

What was the most recent thing you bought? Food.

Could you ever forgive a cheater? I don’t know. Possibly. It would depend on some things.

Do you have Verizon? Yes.

Have you ever been pregnant? No.

What is your average cell phone bill? I don’t know. I’m on a family plan and my parents and brother handle it.

How many piercings do you have? Two; one in each earlobe.

Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in? When I get in.

Have you ever had stitches? Yeah, I’ve had several surgeries. 

Do you think it’s right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced? Uh, it’s a piercing. Who cares.

Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker? Coffee all the way. I don’t drink.

Do you have a wireless keyboard and mouse? Nope.

How many songs are on your iPod or MP3 player? *shrug* I haven’t used my iPod in almost a decade. 

Where did you get that shirt you're wearing? Speaking of Hot Topic...

What are your pet’s names? Princess Leia, either one for short. And a ton of nicknames.

Honestly, are you in love right now? Nope.

Honestly, what color is your underwear? Blue.

Honestly, do you think you are attractive? No. I’m a mess.

Honestly, do your wrists hurt? Not at the moment.

Honestly, wouldn't you rather be having sex right now? No.

What would you do if the doctor told you that you were pregnant? Say they got me mixed up with someone cause that’s impossible.

Was there anyone who "made your day"? My mom went and got me my favorite breakfast before she went to work. 

Are you vegeterian? Nope.

How many windows are open in your computer? Two.

Do you read Perez Hilton? Nah.

Is there a baby in the room with you right now? No.

Do you plan on moving within the next year? We’d love to, but I don’t see that happening.

Have you been to a baby shower? I’ve been to several.

What brand is your computer? Apple.

How many cars can fit in your driveway? Two.

Are you taller than your mom? No.

Are you a cuddler? Not really.

Sleep on your back or stomach? I have to sleep turned toward my side and propped up due to acid reflux. 

Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed? Always closed.

Do you dress for style or comfort? Comfort, definitely. 

Think of the last time you were angry. Why were you angry? Blahhhh.

Would you marry someone if they were unable to have sex? Sex isn’t a big thing for me, honestly. Also, I don’t plan on getting married. 

Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry? My first boyfriend did when I broke up with him. 

Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds? It’s horrible.

How long has it been since you had sex? Virgin here.

Who was the last person to call you babe? *shrug*

Last reason you went to the ER? I haven’t had to go for myself since my accident.

Were you a planned pregnancy for your parents? Yes.

How old was your mom when she gave birth to you? She was in her early 20s. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth? Yeah.

When was the last time you shaved your legs? It’s been awhile. My legs don’t really get hair growth for whatever reason, but that’s fine with me.

What facial cleanser do you use? I don’t.

Do you use a blowdryer? No.

How many purses do you own?: Several.

What are your top five favorite stores to shop for clothes? Boxlunch and Hot Topic.

What kind of clothes do you mostly wear? Graphic tees and leggings.

What about shoes? Adidas.

Have you ever cheated on the significant other that you have now? I’m single, but no I’ve never cheated before.

What are your first thoughts when your visitor visits? It’s always like, ‘ohhh, that’s why I’ve been feeling like that.’

Favorite underwear brand? I don’t have a particular favorite, really.

Last thing you bought at the mall? It was Christmas gifts a couple years ago.

Do your parents like your boyfriend/girlfriend? I’m single. What color are your pillows? I have like 10 pillows and they all look different.

What if an ex asked to be back in your life? No.

Don’t you just love DVR? It’s nice to have.

If you're on a laptop, how much charge does it have left? It’s plugged in, so it’s at 100%.

Last gift you recieved? My brother recently bought me a new pair of Beats earbuds.

Lesson you recently learned? *shrug*

Character Questionnaire

GENERAL

Name: Nihlus Kryik

Alias(es): Deceased, I mean... uh... He used Turrin Arctus in one thread.

Age: 34-36 He’s been in a coma for two years and would almost note the wrong age for... really long. I don’t know if that means he should just be listed as 34. Feels too young... but also not.

Place of birth: He was born at an outpost outside Hierarchy space, but I have yet to name this.

Spoken languages: – Turian universal -- Trade tongue/Galactic According to a codex entry, most individuals know only their mother tongue and rely on translators, some built into clothing or jewelry or sub-dermal implants. Governments provide software updated on the fly through the public extranet. Even the Batarians go through the trouble to provide updates on their language. Every alien race has their own different languages and dialects rather than one species having one language and dialect. However, most races are capable of speaking the “trade tongue.” Anyway, codex aside, Nihlus can understand several languages without translation. However, it’s largely limited to the language understood as the universal language by most of the species. He tries to learn some language from an area before going to said area.

Sexual orientation: Pan and open to relations with aliens

Occupation: Spectre (verse dependent)

APPEARANCE

Eye color: Green

Hair color Fringe(?): Bronze

Height: 7′4″

Scars: Main one is on the back of his head. He has some on his body as well, from several sources.

FAVOURITE

Colour: Reds, for the most part.

Hair colour: He has no real preference... Blonde looks nice on some, brown and black on others. It depends on the human. Likely to do with how it blends with the skin. Red is very striking.

Eye colour: The sort that looks like golden tiger’s eye.

Entertainment: He likes exercise, some casual image collection, taking care of his weapons, gaming, some of those virtual reality simulations.

Pastime: As in... how long... uh... I think I already said what he does for it in the entertainment bit. He’s got little time until he’s on leave.

Food: Nihlus doesn’t make the best tasting food, but it is safe to consume, though sometimes a little overcooked... or undercooked. He has ready-made meals at his home, but used to have them actively checked by his VI. It still checks, though passively so. He never told it to stop checking, after all. This VI also makes sure he eats and he takes in the right kinds and amounts of food by giving him notifications via message or verbally. It’s a very good VI. His diet consists largely of meat.

Drink: There are these fruit juices from Palaven. He likes mixed drinks with those. They’re sweet and fresh. Some people give them a slight savory edge to them. Sure, he could drink harder stuff, and he can enjoy several sorts of alcoholic drinks, but these are just... they’re just fresh.

Books: Nihlus doesn’t tend to read many books, but he does like nature books and sometimes checks magazines. They’re not in a traditional book format, of course. On the data pad. Who can even afford to store old print anymore? He could, but why should he?

HAVE THEY

Passed university: Uh... No? I don’t think university is a thing, exactly. It’s also hard to think of a Turian equivalent, but he made it through boot camp, so there ya go.

Had sex: Definitely.

Had sex in public: No... Well- No.

Gotten someone pregnant: Not that he knows of.

Kissed a man: Yes. Well, been kissed and given the Turian equivalent of a kiss.

Kissed a woman: Same as above.

Gotten tattoos: No. No permanent ones. He uses temporary markings when he has markings at all. Not counting his insignia in that.

Gotten piercings: He seriously considered it before. In the flares of the facial plating or on some spurs. He never went through with it, though.

Had a broken heart: Yes.

Been in love: I suppose, yes.

Stayed up for more than 24 hours: Definitely.

ARE THEY

A virgin: Nope. Not since boot camp.

A cuddler: Only with @willreignite and @vakarianblues

A kisser: Only with people he’s close with.

A smoker: Nope.

Scared easily: Nah.

Jealous easily: At times, but it’s more to do with him being in a generally bad mood or feeling kinda shitty at that time. 

Trustworthy: No. Well, he is once he’s loyal to you.

Dominant: In the bedroom? I’d say it depends.

Submissive: He can be.

Single: By default, yes. In meta, no.

RANDOM QUESTIONS

Wanted to kill someone: Yes.

Actually killed someone: Oh, definitely. Many someones, in fact.

Ridden a beast: A Krogan who claimed to be a beast on the battlefield.

Have/had a job: Well, yeah.

Have any fears: No fears... Powerlessness.

FAMILY

Sibling(s): Nope.

Parents: They’re both deceased.

Children: No.

Pets: He didn’t get any because he didn’t believe he could reliably provide for them while on active duty as Spectre.

Tagged by: @autodiscothings Tagging: @vakarianblues @n7soldiered @willreignite @csecrookie and uh... anyone who wants to do this

OC Questionnaire - Estryon Thramian

Found this in my drafts, and decided to finish off what I had to distract from the tediousness of trying to decide what to do with the aspect of his backstory mentioned earlier. I filled this out according to how he was at the very start/before the events of Skyrim, unless stated to be what happens later on.

Feel free to use this for your own OCs, I don’t mind.

TW; Mentions of pregnancy (of a trans man). Also, some NSFW implications.

GENERAL

Name: Estryon Thramian

Alias(es): Estre is a little nickname Ondolemar took to using later on. Arelnian, the parent who carried him and the only one he met (they died when he was two, his father died prior to his birth), also called him this. It is also his birth-name. Perhaps a bit of projection on my part. I don’t mind my birth-name. (altho it could just be because if i do mind it, i’m in for bad time from it)

Gender: Male.

Age: 25 years old.

Place of birth: Sunhold, Summerset Isle.  Or rather, Alinor. Morning Star 19th, 4E 176 (The Ritual)

Spoken languages: Tamrielic and Altmeri. Unsure exactly how native languages vs the common tongue works in TES, but I’ll just assume/HC it’s either like Latin (commonly taught but not used in every-day conversation) or just very secondary compared to Tamrielic. So that’s the status on his knowledge of Altmeri. Also had a minor interest in Ayleidoon when he was younger, so he knows some basic vocab, but not too much. Like you know how some people go through HS and take the entirety of Spanish/German/Whichever for the full four years and as soon as they graduated they forgot all of it? That’s Estryon with Ayleidoon.

Sexual orientation: Gay.

Occupation: Thalmor agent. Mainly used in assassinations and to stoke the conflict in the Skyrim Civil War by framing (in murder, accusations of law-breaking, etc.), propaganda, etc. Prior to that, as I’ve recently elaborated, he was a member of a elite force in Summerset called the Accipiters. They’re, as said, are similar to the First AD’s Eyes of the Queen, except with more brutality and tendency to murder. They are charged with cutting down all heresy and resistance against the Thalmor in the Isles through more silent and undercover tactics. Through whatever course of events I settle with, he is suspended and demoted within the Accipiters and sent to Skyrim to work as, again, a basic Thalmor agent for the time being. It’s not like he’s put into a useless job. Thalmor forces in Skyrim, according to this , are rather stretched thin, and with someone as combat skilled as Estryon, his work is much, much needed. Doesn’t mean he likes it, though. He hates it.

APPEARANCE

Eye color: Vibrant yellow/amber.

Hair color: Pale cream/blonde color.

Height: 6′ to 6′3/4. Haven’t decided.

Scars: Slight slashes/cuts on his right cheek and a scar on his right bicep. Likes to use… risky methods in his assassinations because he’s a dumbass and that has given him a few severely close calls on fatal weak spots; there’s a medium-length scar across his left abdomen, a shallow, light scar on his collarbone (was an attempt at his heart), and a few small ones on his thighs.

Burns: No major ones, but a lot of little burn marks because 1.) He sucks at cooking and 2.) Little mishaps in destruction magic usage.

Overweight: No.

Underweight: No.

FAVOURITE

Color: Yellow.

Hair color: He likes lighter hair colors but it’s not a huge factor.

Eye color: Yellow, but as said, not too much of a preference.

Entertainment: Horse-back riding. Causing general issues and difficulty for those around him. Taking care of horses. This man really likes horses. He also has a fondness for burning different stuff he finds, some of that stuff being important shit to someone other than him. There’s one major entertainment he commits to a lot but I’ll leave that unmentioned for modesty’s sake.

Pastime: This dude really does not do a lot to entertain himself other than [censored]. He spends a lot of time meandering and wandering and just.. being there. Either that or he rapidly switches between different pastimes because he can’t stay with one for the life of him. (he gets bored very, very easily) But. If anything, as said, he likes to experiment with magic and alchemy, and he loves horseback-riding and taking pleasure rides. This easy tendency towards boredom leads to recklessness and an unhealthy lust for thrill and adventure.

Food: As typical of Sunhold natives, he gravitates towards sea-food and he likes crab. Not typical mudcrabs from just anywhere, however. As is common knowledge, there are a lot of different varieties of Mudcrabs and there’s one particular off the coast of Sunhold that is high-demand and very flavorful. But other than that, he has a guilty sweet tooth in general, and he B U S  T S  A  N U T for vanilla ice cream.

Drink: He’s boring. He just likes water. He enjoys some lighter alcohol, though,  and perhaps some tea, but again. Water.

Books: Enjoys magic studies and books. Doesn’t like a lot of heavy-information stuff other than that, though, but he does like a bunch of light interests like aromatics and alchemy. He has Arelnian and their large array of aromatic/alchemy books + store to thank for those two interests.

HAVE THEY

Passed university: Yes.

Had sex: Pft. Yeah.

Had sex in public: Depends. Like, straight up banging in like, a marketplace? Nah.

Gotten pregnant: No. Not during the events of Skyrim, at least. Not until much later.

Kissed a man: Yes.

Kissed a woman: Yes, once or twice.

Gotten tattoos: Yes. Little ones. He has an eagle wing on each side of each of his ankles, and the Dominion emblem on the back of his neck. All hurt like Hell (especially the Dominion emblem one) and he’s kind of halted off of getting any after that.

Gotten piercings: Ear piercings, yeah. He typically likes small gold hoops or little jewels, but he tends to go through long periods of time where he doesn’t have any in.

Been in love: Yes.

Had a broken heart: Oof. Yeah.

Stayed up for more than 24 hours: Yes. He oftentimes has trouble sleeping. Has been that way since he was little, according to Ohtehil, at least.

ARE THEY

A virgin: Pft. No.

A cuddler: Not really, but, I mean. He’s not beyond it. He’s just not a very personal person in general.

A kisser: Yes.

A smoker: Not frequently, no.

Scared easily: Not typically, and even if he is, he takes care to not show it. He might flinch and recoil and you can get a little bit of a gasp from him but other than that, no. Unless it’s something incredibly outlandish or unnatural or… terrifying. Like a dragon. A large, ebony black dragon with red eyes flying from the mountains and passing over you, rumbling the ground and triggering all your fight or flight instincts. Yeah. Kinda scary. (but even then all he did was dive out of sight and hide underneath a little rock overhang. he may have taken a bit of a tumble in the process but i’ll have you know his cold altmeri exterior ™ was still in-tact)

Jealous easily: Gods, yes. He wouldn’t let that be known, however.

Trustworthy: Absolutely Not

Dominant: In terms of personality, yeah. He hates being told what to do, he thrives on spiting others, and while he is quite reserved and quiet he still manages to be…. over-bearing and dominant. He has three very particular methods of getting what he wants and one of them is a glare that could kill and keeping all words to the minimum, while also having those words cut sharp. Does that make sense? He’s one of those people that just have an overpowering presence without the need to speak. That’s one reason he doesn’t have a lot of friends, really. Anyways. One other method is straight-up killing whoever he wishes to and the other… Well. If you’re talking dominance in bed, he adapts to what is needed, wanted, or what he’s in the mood for. Whatever leaves his target vulnerable to a swift kill, framing, or easy investigation of possible heresy/conspiracy. So yes, actually, I guess he is dominant. Quite so.

Submissive: In any other context other than the Spicee (tm) one, no, not really. If in that context, then, only if he wishes to be.

Single: Yes, no committal relationship until later. Although, there was one earlier, but I haven’t developed it completely. I’ll give a little peek. It was with Thalmor Agent Sanyon. That dead Thalmor, at a Talos shrine? Yeah. High-school sweethearts, if you will. Estryon finding Sanyon’s body at the shrine, or rather, going there at all ultimately sets the course of the events of the main questline. That little event, along with Ohtehil’s little ‘turn-into-a-werewolf-and-slaughter-all-your-colleagues’ theatrical go hand-in-hand in starting it all. Estryon finding Sanyon dead would not have happened at all if not for Ohtehil, actually.

RANDOM QUESTIONS

Have they harmed themselves: Minor things.

Thought of suicide: Yes.

Attempted suicide: No.

Wanted to kill someone: Yes.

Actually killed someone: Yes.

Ridden a horse: Yes. He’s quite the horseman.

Have/had a job: Yes.

Have any fears: He isn’t too fond of heights. Or blood.

FAMILY

Sibling(s): Ohtehil (22 years older) and Tretlas (55 years older).

Parents: Arelnian and Ciryarel Thramian. Both fought in the Great War/First War of the Empire on the Dominion’s side. Ciryarel was a skilled mage who worked rather high up in the Dominion and Arelnian was also well-respected as an informant and recruiter stationed primarily in Hammerfell. Ciryarel perished in the final battle and Arelnian received significant injury. Survived two years post-War, but a highly weakened immune system as a result of the injuries ultimately cost them their life.

Children: No. Later, however, he does adopt Lucia and Sofie and does have Diatres, his only biological child.

Pets: Cyrel, a smokey black and sleek Summerset-bred mare. Had her imported upon the discovery he would be suspended in Skyrim for longer than anticipated. Prior to that, she was being boarded for a rather expensive price over at the Sunhold stables. And then Umaril, a “Pocket” Salamander. Ohtehil got it for him for his 9th birthday not anticipating a long lifespan nor the HUGE size they grow to be. Once it started growing alarmingly fast and large Ohtehil figured as long as Estryon was enjoying himself it would be fine; once he grew older he could get rid of it if he tired of taking care of such a massive and intelligent creature. Estryon did not get rid of it. Quite the opposite. He’s the dude to have a suspiciously large bag being lugged around and you see him stop once he’s in the clear, unzip it, and suddenly his dog or in this case a very large monitor pokes his head out. His commitment to Umaril and Cyrel is incredible compared to his dedication towards actual people.

All for the Valentine’s Day asks :D

i deserve this :D

1: Do you have a crush at the moment? hmmm no not really2: Have you ever been deeply in love? id say yes, but i also think maybe im too young to truly know what that means.3: Longest relationship you’ve ever been in? i think about 10 months??, im honestly drawing such a blank for time frames and i feel terrible for it4: Have you ever changed for someone? yes but for the good, i really appreciate the ways she changed me5: How is your relationship with your ex? i only really have 2 ex’s but im best friends with both6: Have you ever been cheated on? no7: Have you ever cheated? nope, i would never do that shit8: Would you date someone who’s well known for cheating? nooope9: What’s the most important part of a relationship? love, but love built on trust, and compassion   for me its really important to feel like i can tell my partner anything10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings? im an intense person full of love  but a fling could be fun11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on “breaks”? ive been on breaks, i dont really know how i    feel about them, it leaves everyone hanging, not really knowing whats happening12: How many people have you ever hooked up with? ive never hooked up13: What’s one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship? being really insensitive about some stuff    and i was just a bit of a prick at times, and i really regret that, but i learned from it14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex? i dont really think anyone should be having sex  till they can support themselves financially for in case of child, but if youre gay…probably just till you live alone    its sorta weird to have sex in your parents house, so i guess 1815: Do you believe in the phrase “age is just a number”? age sure is a number that determines a lot of stages of physical and mental growth16: Do you believe in “love at first sight”? naw, love is more then an impulse17: Do you believe it’s possible to fall in love on the internet? yes, but you gotta get to the person eventually, even if that will take a lot of work18: What do you consider a deal breaker? abusiveness or cheating19: How do you know it’s time to end a relationship? when youre not happy, and there is no way to work through and become happy again20: Are you currently in a relationship? nope21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends? yea i do, it might be weird for a bit, but if you love the person, you can make it work22: Do you think people should date their friends? i mean not all of them lmao, but if you have strong feeling why not go for it23: How many relationships have you had? if you count a week with someone waaay too old for me and like 2 months with a guy i was using to be straight, 4! the internet is an experience24: Do you think love can last forever? i like to think that25: Do you believe love can conquer all things? 100% but its sorta like… when people want god to handle everything, that shit doesnt work, you gotta workto conquer things26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn’t approve of? nooope my parents are terrible judgment and i dont care about their opinions, however my  sister could sway my opinion, maybe27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be? dont rush28: Do you think long distance relationships can work? i think they can but they are also mildly painful when youre poor and have strict parents, but ithink they can work in like a really long run, or maybe they would work better if i was older and had more freedom29: What do you notice first about another person? their smile, or eyes30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual? im a lesbian31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness? nope, i suffer so honestly nothing is hotter than mutual suffering32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship? no33: Do you want to get married one day? yea, i would love to have a wife34: What do you think about getting your partner’s name tattooed? NEVER ITS A CURSE35: Could you be in a relationship without sex? yea totally36: Are you still a virgin? yes37: What’s more important: Looks or personality? personality38: Do you enjoy love films? if they are gay and happy, yes, also some het romcoms are pretty good, im looking at you, the proposal39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses? no but i gave bri sunflowers once40: Have you ever had a valentine? not in person41: What’s your imagination of a “perfect date”? late night drives, santa monica pier maybe, star gazing, or honestly doing anything my partner wants    ide love to plan a perfect date for my partner and really woo her42: Have you ever read “Romeo & Juliet”? no i havent43: What’s more important: Your partner or your friends? ive never been with anyone who wasnt my friend,it would depend of the situation, i wouldnt lose my friends for a relationship i havent been in very long but i wouldnt lose a relationship becuase of something petty with a friend, its would be complicated44: Would you consider yourself “romantic”? im a giant sap45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends? …yea 46: Have you ever been “friendzoned”? yes, thats a bullshit term but yes haha47: Which “famous couple” is your favorite? i dont care for famous couples but my current fav ship is peraltiago48: What’s your favorite love song? book of love, peter gabriel49: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? i hope not50: If you’re single, why do you think you are? timing 51: Would you rather date someone who’s rich but a douchebag or someone who’s poor but a nice guy? …wtf guys, poor52: Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships? …im very blunt lmao53: Are you jealous of couples when you’re single? not really54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on facebook)? not that important, also i hate facebook55: Would you consider yourself “clingy”, “overly attached” or “jealous”? i can get jealous but i keep it in serious check56: Have you ever “destroyed” a relationship? no??? i hope not??57: x ? 58: Are you the “dominant” or the “submissive” part in a relationship? im not really sure, romantically i dont want to be domanearing or be dominated59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner’s birthday or your anniversary? well i forgot how long my last relationship was so im obviously terrible, but never really a date60: What’s your opinion on open relationships? im not personally into them, it seems messy and i love monagamous relationships for myself61: Who’s more important: Your partner or your family? my family, but i want my partner to become family62: How do you define “cheating”? kissing, or flirting with anyone when you are in a relationship and your partner is unaware and not consenting to what youre doing with this other person63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate? i dont see how tbh, i guess i would talk to my partner about it, but i dont see why it would be an issue tbh64: Do you think Valentine’s Day is overrated? mildly, however i also saw flowers at the store and instantly started planning how good of a wife i would be bringing flowers back to my love at home65: Would you consider yourself a “cuddler”? yea, im a touch starved bitch

A virgin at a sex store masterlist

Summary: Your great aunt bequeathed her fortune to you. Her successful store in town. Problem is – it’s a sex store and you are a virgin.

Pairing: AU!Dean x fem!Reader

Warnings: angst, language, age gap (the reader is 25; Dean 34), shy reader,  virgin reader, cocky Dean, teasing, smut, crack, fluff

A/N: So, get this. My best friend and I talked about her first time at a sex  store when she turned 18. She was like the reader a virgin and got so  nervous she ran out of the store. My friend wanted me to write a story  about it but I made the reader 25 as I didn’t want Dean to be a creep and  hit on a girl almost half his age. 

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A virgin at a sex store (1) - New in business

A virgin at a sex store (2) - Tongue twister

A virgin at a sex store (3) - Sweet seducer

A virgin at a sex store (4) - Caring cuddler

A virgin at a sex store (5) - Breath stealer

A virgin at a sex store (6) - Panties burner

A virgin at a sex store  (7) - Brain melter

A virgin at a sex store (8) - Good girl ruiner