As 39 keeps on, we can only think of what that letter could look like...

This podcast is literally better at describing generational trauma than anything else I've ever watched/listened to.

How it feels to try to write that one chapter that is important to the plot but its also a boring chapter:

2 days left : wonderlands x showtime meiko! 🦌♪

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As I slowly, sloooooowly inch my way through this OrangeHook fic (saying I write at a glacial pace is an insult to glaciers), I'm eventually gonna get to the point where it should get smutty, but usually that means I'll chicken out and find myself unable to actually write the smut, so.

I've thought a little bit about trying to smash through this weird block I have with writing anything actually dirty by taking a break to write some context-less Ricky smut. But if I did, it'd probably have to be Ricky/Big Bill because there aren't really any other obvious pairings for Ricky and I just...no offense to Large William but I have zero thoughts in my head whenever I see him so I do not know how I could write him, in any context.

But then, who else is going to *CENSORED BEEPING* Ricky's perfect *CENSORED BEEPING* and then *CENSORED BEEPING* all while he's wearing his championship belt??

thinking about like. rickon interacting with asha and dagmar. bc (assuming bran soon leaves on his little magic quest as per canon) rickon will be robbs heir for the foreseeable future (till robb has kids of his own) and like. idk the image of this feral wolf child/heir to the north going up to the cleftjaw and being like “hey i know you :) from the song :)” like what would the ironborn make of him i want to know. bc it goes deeper, of course it does, its about quen and how much rickon loves her, its about how confusing her status as a prisoner was to her as a child and to the other children of winterfell. idk idk thoughts. i want rickon to sing along to reaving songs at their wedding and i want the islanders to be just a little bit perplexed by this feral redhead singing the bloody cup at the top of his lungs. maybe later a very enthusiastic rickon DEMANDS asha teach him finger dancing (cue robb having an aneurysm in the background)

This ask was SUCH a delight, I'm still giggling about it. Obviously I don't wanna spoil stuff, but there is absolutely gonna be a Greyjoy-Harlaw-Stark family gathering (if not several) later on. They've got Things To Talk About, and that's putting it mildly.

I feel like Rod Harlaw & Catelyn would actually get along pretty well (and they're both widow(er)s... hmmmm) and Asha & Arya have soooo much potential, but Alannys HATES Robb's trifling ass for real.

Rickon and Dagmer would get along like a house on fire, and I love the idea of them singing together like Dagmer and Quen used to 🥺 It's about the legacy of love...

You've really got me thinking about the Greyjoy-Stark clusterfuck family reunion now. There's so much stuff in this fic I can't wait to get to, and that's def a big part of it.

Thank you so much for some new, delightful ideas ;-)))

*drops this and runs*

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i wish to have your name scarred into my skin <3

Hello :) So this isn't exactly a question, I just wanted to tell you how your fic One Fell Swoop is literally the kind of Human Jasper content I've been waiting for YEARS! Like, I always imagine his lack of self-control as some kind of allegory for drug addiction in an all human universe, as well as his self-loathing and suicide tendences. I've been reading all the snippets, can't wait for the final version!!!!

you guys are so sweet with these messages about these monstrous and obnoxious fics I keep dangling in front of you guys like a carrot on a string

all-human AUs were the main thing I read back in the day (2009-10) so I’ll admit that there are a few fics I read back in high school that very loosely inspired some choices I make with one fell swoop. I’m glad you’re liking what you’re seeing so far—I swear to god if the idea for roots hadn’t haunted me the way it did last summer I’d be fucking DONE one fell swoop by now, but sadly, until I finish this roots draft, it’s going to sit comfy and cozy in Fic Limbo 😔

So I'm changing Mustafar and I've made it worse. I've made it so much worse. Y'all are going to kill me.

most dope vfk cinematic universe npcs;

jaguar lopez;

heavyweight old-school gangster. wears a fur coat in july and goes to the pawn shop like four times a week. will manhandle you slightly too much when he pats you on the back. also he has a pet parrot called el jefe who knows exactly which slur to call anyone who walks in.

john silberkatz;

deceased, but nobody’s too busted up about it, because in terms of having a long and fulfilling life, the guy nailed it. former proprietor of vfk’s favorite brothel, The Silver Cat. anyway, john silberkatz was an old guy with a big dick and a lot of cash. he came from a long line of german-texan cattle ranch, but john wasn’t so interested in beef, so he moved to nevada and started a coochie ranch out where it’s legal.

gloria uhhhhhh vernon doesn’t know her last name;

monkey mom. pathological liar. baddie. got arrested, sucked off the cop, got let off, and married him. he is dead now and she’s gambling away his pension. she wears sooooo much mascara so her eyes look like little spiders.

fitz;

sweet beautiful baby boy.... 27 year old male capuchin monkey. man of very few words. smarter than anybody else here. enjoyer of t shirts with dinosaurs on them. also his face claim is crystal the monkey.

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the worst part about watching tokyo ghoul rn is that i really want to finish it today because if i dont ill probably never get around to finishing it again but also every psrt of my brain is going "i could be watching prime defenders right now"

I'm so so so normal and can be trusted with a large amount of time and can use that time wisely. I would never lie about this.

Derek hine actually wanted to take Nathan Murphy first

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