'Relax brother, he's five and twenty'
Oh Benny boy, that shouldn't give Colin free range to spend huge amount of money from the family account like an idiot
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What did you think of the selling the house thing in shameless? Personally I hated it
GOD IM SO EXCITED TO TALK ABOUT THIS
i fucking hated it, and i hated the response to it? you know why? because the storyline/season 11 was supposed to be pro-debbie/redeeming debbie, yet nobody saw it that way. you aren’t supposed to hate debbie in this situation yet people do?? season 11 was debbie’s season, if you ask me. married gallavich this, cop carl that, yeah yeah, cool, but season 11 belonged to DEBS. we got her trauma awknoleged, the main storyline heavily involved her, we saw her growth, we got a whole MONOLOGUE from her!! season 11 debs is one of my favorites! like, 11x02, 11x03 and 11x07 actually awknoleged her trauma!!!!
but anyways, back to the house.
fuck lip gallagher.
carl bought the house, debbie runs the house and pays the taxes, and im PRETTY SURE the house is in debbie’s name and if it’s not it definitely isn’t in lip’s. lip has no ownership or really connection to the house, especially in season 11. unfortunately, crybaby lip gallagher’s stupid renting a house plan fucked he and his family over, so he went over to DEBBIE’S house, decided to sell it, started a vote, then started selling it before the results were in.
he drunkenly took a SLEDGEHAMMER to the kitchen wall to make DEBBIE’S house sell better. debbie screamed and cried because it’s HER FUCKING HOUSE and he didn’t give a fuck. nobody did. because men get to express their anger, and women don’t.
y’all got mad at debbie for being happy about lip failing to sell the house and bragging about it but fuck y’all, i’d be bragging, too. lip needed to learn that in his grown age, he can’t always get what he wants by yelling.
whatever. that house has belonged to the gallagher’s for years and years, since before any of them were born, and lip disrespected it for nothing. debbie was right, he didn’t give a shit what would happen to the rest of them. why would he? he just casually forgot to reassure liam that they weren’t kicking him to the curb and offered no support to the single mother whose house he was trying to sell.
debbie deserved so much better, especially in season 11. she started off so good then was just ruined, yet again.
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How do people do dating apps, omg. How. First, you gotta find someone who doesn't want just a one night stand and wants a relationship with a future. Then, you have to go out and have money for going out, because I can't expect a man to pay for me, and if he does, I'd feel obliged. If things don't work out, you have to find the courage to say 'sorry it doesn't work out' and start again. It's a nightmare. I just want some auntie to set me up with a nice boy whom she knows, I don't want no strangers and the stress that comes with dating through apps 😭😭😭
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Modern Slim AU where Maglor, for the clout, creates a dedicated side tiktok account where its just cameos/thirst trap videos of his Stupidly Hot Older Brother Maedhros just doing like... normal things but maybe he has his sleeves rolled up (to show off his arms) so they dont get dirty while cooking Ambarussa dinner, or helping Nerdanel lift some marble/stones/busts in her workshop, and the one with the most views and comments is the one where his long red hair is up in a messy bun and hes got an apron on overtop of a soft looking sweater and little baby Tyelpë on his hip and he's talking into his cell phone about some political thing for their grandfather. The audio is (obvi) covered over with the song "Guy.exe" meme
It's stupidly popular, everyone loves this stupidly soft beautiful man. Fingon has followed the account since Maglor first started (as did most of the siblings and cousins) and shows up sometimes in vids. One of the most liked ones is where Fingon looks to Maglor and the camera, goes "No matter what, if I throw myself at Maedhros he will catch me in his arms" and then takes a running leap at Mae (who is talking to their grandfather in some important looking political office, he's wearing a suit) who panics, turns to basically body block their grandfather and catch Fingon. The caption is "and then Maedhros yelled at us for 2 hours straight"
For their 2 mill followers Maglor gleefully takes requests in the comments. Maedhros, who was aware of the account but thought it was so stupid that he never really interacted with it, was bribed and blackmailed into actually interacting with their viewers one (1) time.
The video, which has the most views and went viral, to Maedhros' mortification, is a video of Maedhros himself in a maid costume with little ginger cat ears holding notecards. Behind him, armed with pillows and ready to strike if given any hesitation, are Celegorm (a full grown man) and the two gleeful (teenage) Ambarussa twins. He reads from the notecards a set of phrases paid for by the highest donations. Its a few shout outs, some memes, and the video ends after he pauses, frowns, looks at Maglor behind the camera and goes "What is an OnlyFans and why would someone pay just to ask me to make an accou--" and he is cut off by Celegorm and Ambarussa beating the hell out of him with their pillows. Maedhros annoyed yell is cut off my Maglor scream-laughing behind the camera and the video being cut just as Maedhros twirls around, ripping Celegorm's pillow out of his hands and goes to retaliate, skirts twirling a little too high but nothing is seen.
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“...math is wrong. Yes I did the math, now excuse me but I have a list of saints and divines to bring down on earth because I process my rage like a sailor.”
Pushing on top of the table one of Ankh’s bros, now that the spoiler is out in the open hah name’s Amun, he’s a tailor but he focuses on stoning and embroidering. Half elf half dwarf he doesn’t really care, he’s just there for the bling bling and making sure his siblings are safe
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i keep joking about it but if s3 genuinely opens with part 3 of the 1941 flashback that might be it for me. i don’t know what i would do with myself
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