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Imagine tripping up Sir Crocodile
Crocodile: *arguing with the navigator over the route and holding up the entire expedition*
Navigator: *trying to talk him out of making them take a dangerous route*
You: *watching from a safe distance* Is it just me or is he being... I wanna say stubborn stupid?
Mihawk: the word you're looking for is belligerent, and he is indeed being belligerent.
Buggy: even I think he's being foolish.
You: wow, and coming from you, that's really saying something.
Buggy: can it
Mihawk: it's not like any of us can talk him out of this, that man is stubborn as hell.
You: well, I might have a way to make him forget about what he wants.
Buggy: you seem hesitant.
You: I've never used this method, I've just heard about it.
Mihawk: If it gets us back out to sea, then I'm all for you giving it a try.
Buggy: I second that
You: Alright *stand with your back to Mihawk and Buggy, and you lift your shirt, exposing your chest to Crocodile*
Crocodile: *gawks at you, dropping his cigar*
Navigator: There is a big storm going that way. We need to follow the log pose needle that points toward another island!
Crocodile: *having a mental error 404* Sure, let's do that.
Navigator: *throws his hands up,* thank the gods, finally.
Crocodile: *scowls at the man, then up at you*
You: *drops your shirt and turns back to Buggy and Mihawk and grins*
Buggy: Wow, I'm surprised that was so effective.
You: I'm not
Mihawk: why's that?
You: Because men are easy.
Mihawk: That's not true.
Buggy: Yes it is.
Crocodile: *realizes something is up with you three and comes over* The fuck?
You: nothing
Buggy: this one flashed you to get you to stop being a stubborn ass.
Crocodile: *his neck cracks when he slowly turns his head towards you, his gaze wide-eyed, angry, and unblinking.*
You: snitch *Smacks the back of Buggy's head, and books it to your room*
Crocodile: *follows, turning into sand to bypass your door,* when will you learn that this isn't an effective tactic to evade punishment.
You: fuck.
Crocodile: *uses his large body to cage you against the wall.* Hehe, I must admit that I'm surprised at you. I never would have thought you would be so bold as to expose yourself in the open and in front of people. And it's also impressive that you would successfully trick me, a feat very few have achieved. *Uses the dull part of his hook to tilt your chin up to look at him*
You: So you're not mad?
Crocodile: No, I'm quite pleased...soft drags his hook down your neck and over your collarbone, before looping it around your neck and forcing your head back to look at him* ... But that doesn't erase the fact you undermined me, and ruined a perfectly good cigar. So you're still getting punished.
You: *wincing at the feeling of the tip of his hook digging into the tender underside of your jaw. And you struggle to keep your balance because he's lifted you to your tippy-toes.*
Crocodile: But don't worry, I'll be gentle.
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39 days till more Wilmon moments to make us scream.. ❤️❤️
#young royals#wilmon#simon eriksson#wilhelm#wilmon countdown#gawd.. cause them saying i understand but but but through the book.. 😭💜#look at them 🥺❤️#my gifs yr#youngroyalsedit#2/1/24
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you're sleeping right now
and all i can think about
is how much i miss you.
how i miss you when you're gone,
or when you're busy,
or when you're right next to me,
with your hands in mine
and my attention, as undivided
as my brain will allow it to be.
even when we have spent
the entire weekend together,
i miss you the moment
that i drop you off at home.
my bones ache when i have to
pull away from your driveway
and the only way to drown out
the ringing in my ears
is by playing your favorite songs
as loudly as my car will allow.
i feel it in my entire body.
it's like a homesickness.
i miss you every second
of every minute
of every hour that we're apart.
i miss you everyday
that i have to come home
to somewhere that isn't you.
-mars
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*starts barking like a feral dog that needs to be put down*
#sonic x shadow generations#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sonic#shadow#sonadow#sonic fanart#sonic art#artist on tumblr#my art#fanart#sth#sth fanart#sonic generations#2/1/24
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My ace attorney friend said to put them in these
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2/1/24 Shouru from Neopets
#daily dragons#traditional#neopets#shoyru#2/1/24#32#WE MADE IT PAST THE FIRST MONTH#ONLY 11 MORE OF THOSE GUYS TO GO
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[id: a colored, digital drawing of @jus-a-lil-mouse 's original character, joan. she is a young woman with short, light brown hair and fair skin with freckles. she wears a red jacket over a crop top and jeans. she has a magen david necklace and doodles of angel wings, both in gold. she has an angel blade in her right hand and holds her ground, unsure but ready to fight if it comes to it. end id]
commission! she was fun to draw
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"Vink went to Miami yesterday for chemo but, like last round, her white blood cell count was too low. Fortunately it wasn't as extreme as last time and she's feeling ok. She should be recovered by next week and able to restart the treatment 💛" | via TheGoldenRatio4 on 2/1/24
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She was fighting sleep.
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amuses me to no end how Maws can eat bombs that are under them.
now that i'm here, remember that Wahoo World Big run with the bridges? i wonder if it'd still work there.
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haiii gang
i genuinely don’t rememberm most of today
felt weird around sisters bf he was touchy nd looked at my lips
watched friends play genshin
talked a lot to bestie j
moth boy thinks i have bpd symptoms so yay woo for ,me ig
i’m rlly tired
bye
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they ask me to give them a list
of the things that
remind me of them the most
and i ramble off my favorite things;
the flowers that i gave them
on our first date,
the ladybugs that seem to
follow us everywhere,
all of the little random things
like monster trucks and strawberries
and turtles and winnie the pooh.
but i don't know how to tell them
that everything reminds me of them.
every sunset, every song, every poem.
i think i could find a way
to relate anything in the
entire universe back to them.
i suppose that's what love
does to a person.
i suppose they can have
all of my thoughts.
there's nothing else i would
rather think of anymore, anyway.
-mars
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Avie Design 1/31/24
part 3 [censored, duh]
#2/1/24#aviedoodles#I told you this was an 18+ account...#I censored all the inappropriate material because this is the internet and i can't trust people to be normal about things but#yeah#here it is !#bleh#i'll learn anatomy and stuff one day#you'd be shocked how much you realize you really don't know how to draw once you don't have poofy clothes to hide your errors
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Island City Stage Presents Which Way to the Stage by Ana Nogueira 1/18/24 - 2/11/24
Island City Stage Presents Which Way to the Stage by Ana Nogueira
Thursday, 01/18/2024-, 07:00 pm-09:00 pm
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Cost: $40 – $55
Broadway superfans Jeff and Judy eagerly await their idol Idina Menzel after her performance in If/Then at the stage door every night. But when a sexy stranger enters the scene and upends their…
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never entrust me with cute domestic fluff i will ruin it
#back at it again with the gay squids#agent 38#agent 3 x agent 8#splatoon 1#splatoon 2#splatoon 3#agent 3#agent 8#captain 3#cap’n 3#splatoon fanart#agent 24#my art#tiz art
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keeping my the unwanted guest commentary as incomprehensible as possible
#i will have to yell in the tags though look away children in 3 2 1#camilla hect#the locked tomb#the unwanted guest#.....................................................#-----------------------------------#////////////////////////////////////////////////////#======================#IT WOULD HAVE BEEN VERY BEAUTIFUL. CAMILLA WOULD HAVE HAD TO COOK#<< has been bouncing around in my head like one of those screen savers for the past 24 hrs
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