#10/10 Gabe you're doing amazing
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#what would a guy with millenias of repression and barely acknowledged religious trauma read#ah yes. psychology and biases‚ thematically appropriate manga‚ the tech that he's supposedly a patron of‚ his bf's thesis#10/10 Gabe you're doing amazing
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THOUGHTS on percy jackson and the olympians episode 1
1) opening narration "don't say i didn't warn you"- sounds more sad than i've always read it, i read it as angry
2) an artist!
3) was that mythomagic the game??
4) i would die for chiron, the statue of perseus was definitely on that work sheet on purpose; the handover of riptide???
5) "not everyone who looks like a hero is a hero and not everyone who looks like a monster is a monster" sally jackson i love you
6) ngl nancy saying "mommy's right here" is definitely the kind of thing that happened in real life
7) grover is an icon and i love him- psychoanalyze the bully; i love the way they pick from each others sandwiches
8) the mist so cute and quirky, i would definitely have lost my mind if that's how it happened to me. i love that there's more witnesses to it- but i kind of wish we got that epic first swing
9) "i didn't touch nancy" technically he's not lying; NOOOO i know why he's doing it but grover selling percy out of such a betrayal but i do love chiron telling percy without indirectly telling percy
10) it feels like chiron is quickly discovering that his usual tactics for supporting students won't work for percy
11) i hate gabe but this sarcastic back and forth is fucking gold
12) percy just absolutely hitting the verge of breaking down as soon as he sees his mom, me absolutely sobbing; chiron absolutely filled sally in on what really happened
i fucking love sally jackson- she is why percy is the way he is, i would kill and die for her too
13) nightmare scene first reaction: hey this is horrifying; really selling the bit that percy's dreams fucking suck
sally really said don't talk about my kid like that
14) she's putting it alll together, and i'm sure chiron told her what happened but she's also hoping she can keep him safe for just a little while longer
15) i LOVE percy's face of "huh what??" iconic and can't wait to see more of it
i'll really love that sally is the one getting to tell percy all of this- i feel so bad for both of them
16) percy saying there's no such thing as monsters
again, grover is ICONIC "so the important thing is not to panic" and "i'm actually 24"
17) i love how much more fast paced it is; i love percy flat out going "is that the minotaur??" super casually
i just realized how much grover must actually be beating himself up, bc not only did his best friend almsot get killed, but his best friends MOM is (for all intents and purposes) dead
"you're gonna need to be brave now" I AM SOBBING SCREAMING- this whole little scene is the best thing i've seen in years
sally is the bravest of us all- percy definitely thinks anyone could be poseidon's son, but being sally jackson's son is the specialist thing anyone on earth could be
18) the raw rage when sally turns to dust- his bravery and "head empty no thoughts, time to fight to the death" energy is amazing
we saw riptide return to his pocket
HE MUST BE THE ONE
WE'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU
the credits and the title sequence??? *chefs kiss* that was amazing and iconic and i love it- onto episode twoooooo
#percy jackson#demigod daughter of hermes#percy jackson and the heroes of olympus#percy jackson and the olympians#percy jackson headcanon#percy jackson oc#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson tv show#percy jackson and the olympians tv
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Not that anybody really cares, but these are my personal takes on the first 2 PJOTV episodes.
1. Grovers character so far is getting too much hate! I, personally, think that the additions of Grover aren't that bad of a change for him. The scene in the office genuinely show how he is willing to risk his friendship just to save Percy. Also, be mad at Chiron for that, not Grover. Chiron made him do it.
2. Mr. D is adapted so well in this, and you cannot convince me otherwise.
3. Gabe is actually NOT written too nice. As someone who has dealt with manipulation/emotional abuse he is almost exact to the people who are like this (atleast in my personal experience.) Like, I'm no pro, but it's pretty spot on.
4. I don't really like Lukes character development... you're supposed to like him before the big betrayal and his character just feels super stiff.
5. THE BLACK SCREENS FOR TRANSITIONS ARE SO ANNOYING AND A TERRIBLE CHOICE. It doesn't really take away from the episodes, and I still enjoyed them either way, but it was still a really lazy and weird way to show a time skip.
6. Episode 1 had really weird pacing and went super fast. I can't really explain it, but it just felt rushed.
7. The fight with Ms. Dodds was super disappointing :( although Percy being unconscious on the floor while everybody is standing there was really funny.
8. The mythomagic for training is actually a really cool detail and I'm super excited to see how that helps him and Nico bond in the future! However, it's gonna make Nico running away hurt even more😭
9. Clarisse is amazing. The restroom scene felt a little disney channel, but she is so cool and well executed I love her anyway. Also, THE CAMO PANTS!! I am so happy that made an appearance.
10. Walkers sass for Percy is literally the best, he is literally him. Same thing for Leah for Annabeth. The small detail with her fixing Percy's strap was hilarious. Her blunt "tell it how it is" attitude is honestly such a good personality trait for her, and I think will mean a lot in the further episodes.
Overall rating?
Episode 1: 7/10
It was a great start to the series! The editing is certainly... a choice. Felt kinda rushed, but I really loved some of the changed made. Kind of mad that the outro song isn't Riptide (PJO version.) Still got me hooked!!
Episode 2: 8.5/10
They shouldve knelt when he was claimed. Pacing was better, but the weird transition point was still there. Lukes development is super boring, and I genuinely considered skipping his scenes. They should've shown the Council of the Cloven more, but I don't really care about that, it was just a missed opportunity. Loving Annabeths character, even if she wasn't there a whole lot! Chiron is making me mad, though. I LOVE DIONYSUS.
I'm super excited to see what they do with the characters. I'm trying to be super patient with the characters development, since its only the first 2 episodes, but I'm super worried that 6 more episodes won't be enough to properly execute everything necessary for the book. This is especially because most of the book is spent explaining things and is mainly world building. Everybody is almost exactly how I imagined, with maybe a few minor details, but nothing I even mind.
#percy jackson#pjo#percy jackon and the olympians#heroes of olympus#percyjackson#rick riordan#rrverse#pjo hoo toa#pjo fandom#pjoverse
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Presenting, the gang as incorrect quotes:
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Elowyn: If we’re in trouble, just throw Aestus at the problem, and hope for the best.
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Aestus: This can’t get any worse. Can it?
Elowyn: Sure it can - just give me a minute.
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Sylvia: Today at 7 am, Gabe poured a Monster energy drink in their coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing.
Caligo: I watched Gabe brew their coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think they ascended into the astral realm.
Elowyn: The survivability of the human race never fails to amaze me.
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Elowyn: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Gabe, Sylvia, & Aestus: Okay.
Elowyn: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
Gabe: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Sylvia: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Aestus: Bold of you to assume I can die.
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Gabe: Lol. Heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this.
Elowyn: What did you do Gabe?
Gabe: a Mistake.
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Caligo: We’ve found the person who stole your identity and was impersonating you.
Gabe: Where were they?
Caligo: Eating cheetos and crying in their car.
Gabe, impessed: Damn, they really went for it.
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Computer: Please enter a password.
Aestus: *types in Caligo*
Computer: Your password is too weak.
Aestus: How fucking DARE YOU-
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Caligo: *shoves their hand in the slot of a toaster*
Gabe: …
Caligo: …I get confused sometimes.
Gabe: Me too.
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Aestus: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Gabe: No, that's not how you make cookies.
Sylvia: FLOOR IT!!
Aestus: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?
Gabe: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
Aestus: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Elowyn: DO IT!
Gabe: NO-
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Gabe: The Ocean is a soup.
Elowyn:
Elowyn: Do elaborate.
Gabe: What are needed for something to be a soup?
Elowyn: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.
Gabe: *Tilts head*
Elowyn: The Ocean is a Soup.
Gabe: The Ocean is a Soup.
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Gabe: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
Elowyn: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!
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Elowyn: HELP! I TOLD SYLVIA I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Gabe, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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Aestus: *pitches an idea*
Sylvia, impressed: Huh, there might be something here!
Caligo, under their breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.
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Aestus: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!
Sylvia: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Caligo, go find out if that thing can catch fire!
Aestus: You're a bad influence.Sylvia: And you don't know your sayings.
#scrp#elowyn#scrp: elowyn#sanchanroleplay#gabe#scrp: gabe#aestus#caligo#scrp: aestus#scrp: caligo#sylvia#scrp: sylvia
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ASK GAME 1-10, TELL ME EVERYTHING FOR BOTH GABRIEL AND PLUM
girl that is so many i'll split this in half and do gabe's first and plum's another day
Gabriel
1. What’s the maximum amount of time your character can sit still with nothing to do?
Gabe does modeling so she's on the move more often than she'd like to be so when she takes a lazy day she will do Absolutely Nothing. Judas (her youngest sibling) will come by on those days to hang out and also be her little helper for the day! Lazarus lives with Gabriel too but they're always out of the house do judas is the most reliable option. It's a coin toss on if she'll actually stay down for the full time she's off, and if she doesn't she'll take judas out somewhere for the rest of the day instead.
2. How easy is it for your character to laugh?
She's a very jovial person! I think she has one of those cutesy tinkly bell laughs. This is great for BD who would do anything to get a cute girl to laugh for him after may telling him to shut the fuck up every time he opens his mouth. even though BD probably deserves it.
3. How do they put themselves to bed at night (reading, singing, thinking?)
Like i said she's always in and out of shoots so she probably conks out easy but Gabe's a sleepy time tea person imo. (i say imo like i didnt make her). maybe adding in a blood capsule if she's a little hungry too.
4. How easy is it to earn their trust?
The city Gabe's in isn't the safest for humans or monster kin so she's open but not like. naive if that makes sense. She trusts you to act accordingly and in exchange she'll be on her best behavior! She is a nightmare (humanoid demon species thst feed on blood and "negative" feelings like fear or apprehension) however so meeting her is more likely to be your problem than hers.
5. How easy is it to earn their mistrust?
Refer to above idk why these r right next to each other. But to expand a little bit the only reason you would lose her trust is if you're a constsnt promise breaker. this is why she and may have been dating on/off because while gabe makes time in her schedule all the time for may, may often gets caught up with work often that she can't really leave which has led to many instances of gabe waiting up for her at meeting spots only to get a "im sorry" text 2 hours late.
6. Do they consider laws flexible, or immovable?
she bites people i dont think she cares much
7. What triggers nostalgia for them, most often? Do they enjoy that feeling?
if she and judas do something like clothes shopping i think that would bring back a lot of memories for her! gabe began socially transitioning in early highschool (around judas' current age) and her mother, ezekiel, was with her every step of the way from making sure she was in an as comfortable as possible school environment, giving her a lot of support at home and ofc making sure gabe could wear whatever made her comfortable. at first gabe was wearing more subdued simple dresses like ezekiel does because she thought they looked amazing on her mother, but ezekiel pushed her bit by bit to look more at what she would want not just what she thinks would make ezekiel happy.
8. What were they told to stop/start doing most often as a child.
terrorizing local kids is in the repertoire for nightmare children but it doesn't look good at PTA meetings if everyone knows you because your baby was putting frogs and worms and stuff in other kids' backpacks. you can bet gabe had nice naps from a full tummy after recess every day though
9. Do they swear? Do they remember their first swear word?
honestly i dont think she'd swear often? not from like thinking swearing is bad or w/e it just doesnt fit her.
10. What lie do they most frequently remember telling? Does it haunt them?
first time she invited mayhem home for dinner and that girl ghosted her the day of and replied hours after ezekiel had A Fit and gabe and lazarus spent hours trying to do damage control to make sure their mom didnt go and rip may a new one. was an embarassing day for gabe for many reasons and may was not allowed to try again and make up for it for a year bc its likely that ezekiel might have hurt her bad. don't play games with her babies like that
#cliff finally answers#commandersgrab#oc corner#yes i took a long time just bc i wanted to make a little gabe what r u gonna do abt it#long post
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Day 7(4/14/24)
uhhh- when the hell did Iast write in this shit? I deadass don't know, ok anyways... A LOT has happened these past couple of months so let's begin shall we.
Let's start with the highs:
Me and Van/Vanni have been dating for about 9 months now and I don't regret a single moment of it at all. The reason why I put Van is because he's Genderfuild and he's feeling like a femboy currently so I'm calling him Van for right now. Ever since I met Van I've never been more madly in love with someone my entire life... Van maintained that perfectness inside of him, he's just so beautiful and cute he's just oh my god... He's so amazing... I couldn't have asked for a better partner than him.. I love him so much... Thank you God for answering our prayers and having us be together. We're gonna be reaching 10 on the 29th and guess what... I wouldn't change a thing at all.... I just wish we can be together irl.... But God I know you'll make that happen... And guess what once that day comes I'm never letting Van go. His regression just makes him cuter... Every time he's in a mindset of a toddler or just a wittle baby boy or girl he just get so much cuter... And I love taking care of him*smiles* it's like I'm actually taking care of a wittle baby hehehe... And the fact he has a Paci named Nunu as well bro... Jesus Christ... That's literally a perfect name for a Paci... Jesus Christ I love this boy to fucking death he's just perfect... Van Van if you're reading this I love you so much, and I always will.. more than anything on this entire planet with all my heart
The Rp: I love it. I wouldn't change a thing about
Van Van and the RP are the only positive things that happened... now onto the negatives and there are A LOT!
College: I'm stressed TF out rn and my friend group is fucking annoying. They're so annoying to the point where I don't even talk to them outside at school. Like bro deadass it's always "Yo Bro where you at", or "Jordie what's the answer to this or Jordie I need help or Jordie blah blah blah" Nadia with all do respect shut the fuck up and go meat ride your fat ass on someone's dick that isn't m- oh wait a minute at least I know how to pull a guy(Van) if I wanted too. Thank god I have Van/Vanni I don't want that disgusting pig of a bitch and Van/Vanni is the only girl/guy I WANT. Atp I should literally suggest she goes into a pig pen and fuck all of the pigs inside of it.
Don't even get me started on Juan Pablo bro. Nigga is deadass annoying and doesn't know how or WHEN to SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP. And how tf do you let yourself nearly get groomed by a 30 year old man on Grindr. In fact why the hell do you have it TOO BEGIN WITH!? It literally took Sley to intervene and shit before you actually did something you regret and you even lied about your age... you told the man you were 18!?!!!! What the actual fuck is wrong with your retarded ass JP. WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING DO THAT!!?? Jordie calm down it's fine y'all talked about it and that's ok he knows not to do that shit now. I know I know, but I don't want him to get groomed let alone get fucking robbed or killed cause of a cat fish. I know how it feels to be groomed
Sley and Neha are ok tho, but I barely see them. Oh well
Stressing me tf out. I already missed mad classes this semester and I be in the library during those days lol but the grind is gonna be worth it. Cause imma get my degree, move in with Van, get a high paying job, and start a family with him. Jesus college is such a pain in the ass, but hey at least there's that story we have to do the for the essay. Remember the first day me and Van Rp'd I'm gonna do that, but we introduced Will earlier and she kidnapped Vanni and held her hostage. Imma need Gabe so I'm bringing his ass back from the dead so that's Lovely ASF.
What's crazy is that I still here about that stupid ass piece of shit Krisy a lot from Paola. When we do talk that is it's like once or twice every 3 weeks. She fills me in on what's going on and shit and how Brayden and Kris keeps Harrison her. It's like Brayden I get she cheated, but dude you pushed her to that point. You were a serious piece of shit towards her and she felt so unhappy in that relationship. Can I be honest here, they are ALL in the wrong... Paola SHOULDN'T had cheated with Brayden and she should have just told him he lost feelings for her and shit instead of being so secretive around him. Ax from the rp said it himself.. "cheating is the unforgivable sin" and me and Van have been cheated on before. But hey at least Krisy cheating on me got me Van in the first place LOL SMD KRISY!!!
But yea they all in the wrong, Brayden shouldn't had escalated this leaking all of Paolas nudes and shit... nigga is in possession of CP... Her Nudes are LITERAL CHILD PORN! And Brayden is a minor too mind you... so theoretically They all get in trouble. Krisy had the AUDACITY to take Brayden side, but she's a hypocrite cause... Again she's a cheating scumbag... And not to mention Paola had gotten doxxed too and she COULD have stopped it but didn't so now she has to face the same punishment LOL. It's a bunch of retarded shit but hey at least IM not involved.
Wait its 2:19 AM.. I should be sleeping 😭😭 WTF!!??? Alright lemme check on the server rq to see if anyone new joined ok nope. Okay going nini now. Nini!!
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My Opinion on;
Character in general: your Gabriel is spot-on. I've seen a few variations of Gabriels and every one of them is different from the other. I like that yours has influences from other sources, you've clearly thought him out and know him super well. the messenger side comes out often as well, which fascinates me because that's not something you see very often.
How they play them: chefs kiss! love your writing style. your gabe's got the sass as well as the serious side which you bring out and hurts my heart at times tbh. you're eloquent, i learn lots of new words from you.
The Mun: aaahh where do i start? i love you! you're amazing! i learn a lot from you and i appreciate your patience with me and my questions. you're quite wise and you deserve all good things coming to you and i wish i could protect you from all the bad. <3
Do I:
RP with them: yes!
Want to RP with them: yes!
What is my;
Overall Opinion: 11/10 recommend. chefs kiss!
**Note: Mun’s answer are all to be completely honest. Don’t send url if you don’t want brutal honesty
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I'm kinda late on sending this but if you're ever in the mood, Gababel + kiss on the fingertips for the writing kiss game? Thanks amiga 😘💕
No problem. I hope you like this little Gababel read.😉
“Oof!” Isabel cried out as she once again fell to the floor in an undignified heap of ruffles and swollen pride.
“Stupid heels.” She muttered against the scratchy wool carpet that had been giving her face what felt like 2nd degree rug burns for the past few minutes.
Why did Cousin Esteban insist that the whole Royal Family and Grand Council have to wear full hoop skirts, puffed-up sleeves and layer upon layer of linen in making their entrance for Elena and Mateo’s official engagement announcement.
The whole kingdom knew that the royal wizard proposed to her, and have been having impromptu celebrations since the announcement. Why did they have to be all dressed up for the official one?
Though she could understand the excitement. There hadn’t been a royal wedding for 57 years so lots of people were going all out in decorations, gifts and food to celebrate the upcoming event of the century. Cafe Angelica’s even created a new
And really, Isabel was so happy for her sister and her soon to be husband. They completed each other in a way that Isabel hoped to have someday. Having someone that could read your thoughts, whose smile immediately got bigger and brighter whenever you entered the room, just true loyal companionship.
So far, she hadn’t met anyone who met that criteria.
Well she had but he couldn’t possibly….. No she wasn’t going to think about it. She had 15 more minutes before she was supposed to go out and greet the crowds and she had to master these shoes.
She had worn heels before, but these were barely a heel, it more like a stick trying to hold up her entire body and throwing her off balance.
Isabel shook her head and forced herself back to standing position, taking a big inhale as she slowly stepped forward.
“Princess Isabel, you are supposed to be ready in 10-” a voice commanded, suddenly opening the door to her room.
Isabel yelped in surprise and embarrassment at the sudden presence broke her concentration and she came crashing down to the floor again.
“Oh Isa! Are you okay?” The voice lost its commanding tone and became soft and tender as his strong arms bent down to lift her up.
“Yes, I’m fine.” Isabel weakly batted his hands away, wishing her red blush wouldn’t show so prominently, “It’s just the heels. They’re– um. I’m having some trouble walking in them.”
“Well those are very useless shoes then if you can’t walk in them.” Gabe grinned easily at her, his white teeth shining brightly and Isabel wondered how he had the time to keep up the well-groomed appearance between his guard duties, helping Elena among other small duties he had to regulate and look over the army. It was really admirable that he managed to organize his life that well and that he actually cared to look good too.
Isabel forced herself to look down when she realized that she was looking a bit too long at his face for it to be considered platonic. If she looked too long at his face, she began to think and if she thought too much then she would become a flustered mess and only leave Gabe to continue thinking of her as Elena’s immature little sister.
“Yes, well, that’s tradition. According to Esteban at least. It’s the height of fashion in Avalor today.” Isabel mimicked her cousin’s snooty tone, regaining some of the casual atmosphere she felt with Gabe.
That was another thing she admired in him. When she wasn’t overthinking things he made her feel so comfortable. Secure to be more accurate. She felt like she could truly be herself around him with her interesting science factoids and all and never feel judged.
She didn’t know when she first realized how she felt for the handsome Captain of the Guard, but once the epiphany hit her she could barely think of anything else especially when he was so close to her as right now. She could barely remember the elements of bozone when he was near much less remember how to act normal.
Unexpectedly, she felt the miniscule touch of soft lips against her fingertips and she nearly jumped out of her skin if it hadn’t felt so tingly, “Isa?”
“Y-yes.” Isabel stuttered realizing that Gabe was staring at her again. His expression was a bit concerned and also…amused on her behalf. She supposed she must have zoned off again thinking about him or thinking about something else. He couldn’t possibly know that she liked him.
But then why did he kiss her fingers? That was not a friendly-friend thing to do at all. That was intimate. That was like the hand kisses Elena kept giving to Mateo during meetings even though their abuelos and Esteban kept reminding her that they had to act professional in public.
She stared at her fingertips that were still curled around Gabe’s strong paw of a hand. Her hand looked so small against his. They still tingled and it felt like lightning awas zooming up and down her arm, taking all strength to not shudder with delight at the sensations.
“Isa?”
“Yes, Gabe.” Isabel squeaked, the blush coming in full force now as she realized that this was the second time he called her name and the second time he caught her staring in amazement at her own fingers.
“Since you seem to be having trouble walking would you like me to escort you around the ballroom. You know, hold on to my arm so you won’t fall?”
“Yes please!” Isabel cried, inwardly berating herself for the eagerness but trying to play it off as a joke “You are truly my knight in shining armor. I didn’t know what I was going to do if I was forced to wear these all night.”
“Glad to be of service.” Gabe winked in return, pulling her up to standing position and placing her hand firmly in the crook of his arm.
Isabel tried to remind herself that he was just being nice. This was Gabe, he was always so conscientious and helpful to others. This is totally platonic.
Though in taking a sneak peek at his expression from the corner of her eye Isabel was surprised to see that Gabe seemed to be looking down at her. With an unfamiliar yet heart-stopping expression.
Something was going on between them.
Isabel quickly looked away, gulping past the need to jump and down like a little girl. Instead she smoothly yet casually laid her head against his shoulder as they walked down the hallway, lifting it up when they reached the doors to the ballroom.
“After we greet the people… would you save me the first dance, Nuñez?”
“I’m your knight, princesa, what you say goes.” Gabe answered with a small bow. Isabel curtsied in return and they turned to greet the people.
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They say you can break habits, which, to a point is true.
I met a man, he was sweet, he was attentive. I had been through the abuse. I had a protective order on a ex, the judge pushed me to do more but I didn't want to face him (after 3 years of hard-core stalking) and I went with what I had for my safety. To the judges grace, they understood what was happening and granted it every three years moving forward.
Back to my point, I thought I had broken the pattern. I was so elated for turning a new page.
Looking back, I was so pompous about where I was in life. I was WRONG.
We had this relationship that was crazy. 3 years before he proposed and he was supportive, loving, always by my side. He was my best friend.
We decided that we wanted to have a baby right after we got married. We were in our 30's, neither of us had kids. Our family was going to be fun. It would be supportive. It would be safe. We would all have something we dreamed about.
His patents were 1000% against us getting married. They said the balance wasn't good. I made more money, I had done everything for myself and that was somehow wrong.
At this point the red flags were on fire but it was so different from where I had been I was blinded.
Looking back, I wish I could say I would have done something different but the love we had was amazing. He hid who he really was. I keep looking back to see, personality wise, what I had missed, that part, I'm still confused.
Our wedding day... we took a year planning. We didn't have a big budget and wanted things simple but fun. Fun was the biggest thing.
He didn't make much money and my patents gave us a budget.
We spoke to his parents, who were far better poor than mine, and they said they would do the rehearsal dinner, the pictures and the dj.
Instead of actually doing any of that they tried to pay us $2000 to elpoe and I, at the last minute, paid for everything they promised.
I had to go to Costco, the day of the rehearsal dinner and buy all of the food. Luckily, my friends pitched in and got chairs, tables and I hung lights in my back yard.
The other thing that happened, two weeks before the wedding, is that, my future mother in law, sat me down to, basically, tell me I was worthless. She said (and I quote) "Gabe told me you both want kids right away. How are you going to do that when you're so fat? (Me, much bigger than I was when we first started dating but a big butt size 12) "what do you mean?"
"Well if you can actually get pregnant, which most overweight people can't do, you can't carry a baby to term. You're pretty much killing babies. "
That last part, honestly made me laugh, a lot.
I'll start with saying that yes, I had doubled my size since meeting my husband. However, he had, pretty much, tripled his and (wait for it) his parents were about the same size as us. You heard that here! They weren't small people! (They still aren't)
The day came. It was the hottest day that we had experienced in years! The house that we got ready in was suppose to be air conditioned, want. The spot we got married in was suppose to be air conditioned, it wasn't.
This day, it should have been the same as the last 5 years right? Him and I, side by side, the same it'sbeen since we met. BULLSHIT!
We have maybe 4 pictures together because he disappeared. We signed the papers and he was GONE! He didn't leave the venue but, he checked out of our relationship right then and there.
That man, the one I trusted, the one I was open with, he was gone.
10 years of marriage, he still hasn't returned. I didn't break the cycle, I was stupid.
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Hi, 4k player here who reported slahser. Slahser was our position 1 faceless void. He built a mek and had around 29 healing salves in his inventory. He would chrono both teams in the middle of a fight, salve his allies, pop mek, and proceeded to yell "SLAHSER'S WAY". We gave him position 1 farm so he could be a position 5.
Granted, his unorthodox build worked and carried us to victory but I still felt it deserved a report.
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ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR DONGERS ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴsᴇᴇɴ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅʟɪᴇsᴛ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
▬▬ι═══════ﺤ As I ʜᴏʟᴅ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴜʀᴀɪ sᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ sᴛᴏᴍᴀᴄʜ ᴀs I ᴡᴀs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴍɪᴛ sᴜᴅᴏᴋᴜ, I ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ Kʀɪᴘᴘ ᴘʟᴀʏ Cᴀsᴜᴀʟsᴛᴏɴᴇ... I ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ Kʀɪᴘ ᴡᴀs Nᴏʟɪғᴇ... ɴᴏᴡ I ᴀᴍ Nᴏʟɪғᴇ...ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʙʏᴇ ᴋʀɪᴘᴘ ▬▬ι═══════ﺤ
(ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴏᴜʀ ᴄʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴏᴅs (ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง (ง •̀_•́)ง ʏᴇᴀʜ sᴘᴀᴍ ɪᴛ! (ง •̀_•́)ง
(╭ರ_•́)\ Mr. Fors we politely ask for the program 'Plug-Dj" to be used in this live broadcast for alas we will stir up a ruckus (╭ರ_•́)
(̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ ɴᴀᴍᴇ's ᴅᴏɴɢ. ᴊᴀᴍᴇs ᴅᴏɴɢ (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄
(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง I have been training since before I was born, and today is the day. Today is the day I spam. (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽
༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽
༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽
༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽
༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ YOU ARRIVED IN THE INCORRECT DONGERHOOD, SIR༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༽
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆*:・ﾟ clickty clack clickty clack with this chant I summon spam to the chat ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆*:・ﾟ
ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ
ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ I'M LOL FAN AND I HAVE DOWN SYNDROME ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ
(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
(\ ( ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°) /) OUR DONGERS ARE RAZOR SHARP (\ ( ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°) /)
ヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ﾉ RO RO RAISE YOUR DONGERS ヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ﾉ
̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'̵͇̿̿з=༼ ▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿ ༽=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿[} ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿^ Stop right there criminal scum! no one RIOTs on my watch. I'm confiscating your goods. now pay your fine, or it's off to jail.
̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'̵͇̿̿з=༼ ▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿ ༽ YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR BEING CASUAL. COME OUT WITH YOUR DONGERS RAISED ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'̵͇̿̿з=༼ ▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿ ༽
(ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr.
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ OJ poured and candle lit, with this chant i summon Kripp ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
☑ OJ poured ☑ Candle lit ☑ Summoning the Kripp ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
ヽ༼ຈل͜O༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪs ᴜʀ ᴅᴀɢᴇʀᴏ ヽ༼ຈل͜___ຈ༽ﾉ
(ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)งSuccubus release Kripp or taste our rage(ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง
ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)
ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
ヽ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ﾉ Kripp you are kinda like my dad, except you're always there for me. ヽ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ﾉ
█▄༼ຈل͜ຈ༽▄█ yeah i work out
༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽
༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽
༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽
༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽
┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐
ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ
<ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ>
ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ
༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽
( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °)
(̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ IM DONG,JAMES DONG (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄
(ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง
(✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚)
(⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Keep Your Dongers Where i Can See Them
̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ DUDE̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ PLEASE NO COPY PASTERONI MACORONI DONGERIN
( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)
Thats so cool! You should write a book or do a screen play
- mod santa
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I just thought of the greatest question ever! Who of the Avs would be your: 1) dad 2) little brother 3) big brother 4) annoying best friend 5) college roommate 6) creepy uncle 7) fun cousin 8) old crush you're still hung up on 9) tequila buddy 10) personal trainer 11) husband 12) secret lover
you my friend get the best ask award due to the fact i unknowingly committed theft writing this
dad: have you seen bernie with his kid? he’s a great dad i want him as my dadlil bro: mikko would be the soft lil brother that annoys you constantly, then when you get mad he cries. also clingy (comphy is a runner up)big bro: yak would be the good big bro that buys you your first drinks then covers for you when you’re shitfaced drunk and feels really bad about itannoying bff: i’ve always said brutes would be the best/worst best friend AND roommate. he’d be the kind that leaves his dirty underwear on the couch and makes you do his laundry but makes you amazing milkshakes and cuddles when you’re sadcreepy uncle: i don’t have much reasoning on this but svenny gives those vibes sometimes askdh fun cousin: kerfy. for reasonsold crush you’re still hung up on: josty is the boy you have the biggest awkward crush on in middle school then you meet again in college and he’s glowed the fuck uptequila buddy: big z. he’s russianpersonal trainer: nate is the sexy trainer. look at himhusband: colin wilson would be a big cuddly husband. probably makes good cookiessecret lover: sneaking around with gabe is a thought i can get behind
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