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theasthmaticpunk · 5 months

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Nobody asked.

#spotify wrapped #spotify #taylor swift #hozier #predictable #0 surprise

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linipik · 9 months

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Keith is very done with Shiro’s wishful rambling about his ~boyfriend~

BONUS 2 for my Garrison Days comic

>READ HERE<

#adashi #shadam #keith kagone #takaashi shirogane #voltron #voltron legendary defender #fanart #broganes #garrison days #surprise! this is one of the bonuses of the pdf #there is a whole 00 part #august 23 is the pdf day btw #one year delay on my queued art :'0

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sysig · 4 months

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Recently had a silly Handplates dream where Papyrus was trying to snoop around Gaster and Alphys’ lab, but didn’t know who Alphys was and so was trying to pass it off as his own lab lol (Patreon)

#Doodles #Dream log #UT #Handplates #Papyrus #Gaster #Sans #Alphys #And also he was Big Brother Papyrus to a babybones Sans lol #I doodled them as close to the dream as possible so if it's silly or doesn't make sense take it up with my subconscious lol #I remember Gaster had a reputation for being very charming and charismatic which ?? Sure okay lol #He was also quite smiley - personally I read that as him putting on a face to the public but even that seems out of character for him lol #Everyone else was pretty much as usual - Alphys small and nervous and Papyrus loud and bombastic #I don't remember what exactly he was looking for - doubly weird 'cause I hadn't reread him and Sans exploring yet! :0 #Just of them moving into their house - though I did read a bunch just before sleeping so safe to say I can attribute that lol #This was the only really clear part of the dream - the rest was just scrolling scrolling scrolling pages and pages of comic panels #Can't imagine why lol #Also intercut with some of the poses I ended up doodling before - surprise! They were dream doodles lol #Also in case it's not clear - Alphys was Very Much Present while Papyrus was trying to pass himself off as the name on the door lol #Oh yeah I'm pretty sure he was also speaking in WingDings thus why Alphys didn't immediately call him out lol #The room was quite cute actually - not at all the sterile grey of the True Lab #Warm and wooden with high windows nearly covered in clutter and paperwork with a desk in the middle lit by yellow light #Cozy #Barely evil-looking at all

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gotchibam · 4 months

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Commissioned piece for Gabriel!

#artists on tumblr #astarion #bg3 #bg3 astarion #gotchibam arts #commissioned piece #i'm welcoming 2024 w/ astarion art bc why not :3c #thank you for giving me the opportunity to draw him!!! 🥺🥺🥺#as much as I wanted to draw him I was also kinda worried bc i've been getting rusty w/ anatomy #I keep thinking idk how to draw ppl anymore & then I always surprise myself lol #I guess using refs really does help :0 #also! i've tried to draw astarion so many times before but I never like how they turn out skdjhfkjshsf #this one tho..... this is an exception #this is probably the best astarion i've drawn so far ;w;#me admiring him from afar: he's so pretty. he's so pretty. he's so pretty. he's so pretty... wHY IS HE SO PRETTY

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suprecorp · 5 months

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GET TO KNOW ME ☆ [1/10] Favorite TV Shows YELLOWJACKETS (2021 - )

You tell me, does a hunt that has no violence feed anyone?

#yellowjackets #yjedit #yellowjacketsedit #96yellowjackets #yellowjacketssource #yellowjacketscentral #antlerqueer #tusermiles #tusercj #userbru #tvgifs #tvedit #gtkm #gtkm meme #gtkm**#**#i'm sure this comes as a surprise to absolutely 0 ppl that this is the first show on my list #i love u cannibal hs soccer team

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kamabokobun · 8 months

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Love this thing

#katfl #kirby and the forgotten land #fecto elfilis #SURPRISE I also like kirby!#well actually most of my interest is funneled into elfilis but yeah #I have a whole alt for my elfilis art… that’s how bad my obsession over them was LOL #I actually stopped drawing them for like. a year. but I’ve I started drawing them again lately!#@SurimiBun on twt is the alt btw. if you’re curious :0)

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cookiep-cat · 2 months

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Despicable me 💪💪

#saw this trend and had to hop on it #im surprised i havent seen this done with paper yet :0 #inanimate insanity #osc art #ii fanart #ii paper #ii evil paper #inanimate insanity fanart #object show community #my animations

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rondoel · 9 months

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Drifting EGO part 2

1/million chance opportunity to scare someone in the middle of nowhere with your presence ✓

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PET (prologue)

#comic #webcomic #Wayfarer.me #original comic #rondos #Drifting Ego #also what a day to update #tumblr layout changed on me in the middle of drafting #my face immediately: *visible disgust*#XDD #disgust but 0% surprise #rip

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tzthrowbacks · 8 months

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category is : hurricane tom destroying everything in his path

#surprised pikachu face :0 #tom holland #tomdaya #tomhollandnet #tom holland gifs

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solcarow · 24 days

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seafood trio portraits !

+ some alts. with spoilers !

#this is how they look after the 3yr jump 👍#pretty proud that i managed to capture how i usually imagine them :0 ! been in an art slump so this was a pleasant surprise #idk if ill b able to draw them consistently tho . so these designs r for my brain only #might try to color these but i havent eaten lunch yet so thats a problem for another day #solar-drawss #my art #han sooyoung #kim dokja #yoo joonghyuk #yhk #yoohankim #orv #orv spoilers #omniscient reader's viewpoint #omnicient reader's view point #cackling at how miserable sp and 63hsy look compared to kdj in the middle #her whimsy … shes living her best life rn #……i lied i think i just gave him My face straight up jfc . get that off of u asshole #anyways if u didnt already notice ! yoohan have matching eyebrow scars 🫶#kdj has one on his nose in that first one #the second kdj has cracks all over her which i forgot to add is inspired by hehearse’s works !!#the reason why they dont show up in the first one is bc aileen covered it up before he went to 1863 #like . hoseki no kuni style ✌️#fun fact i sketched that hsy the night before her birthday skfjsjf had to give up bc it was too late tho #so now im repurposing it for this #NO WAIT I SHOULD JUST GO BACK AND GIVE HSY A CLEFT LIP …. dam lost opportunity. well whoevers reading this just kno she has one now

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skijumpingf1 · 1 month

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🥹🥹🥹

#ski jumping #nika prevc #peter prevc #i am unwell #but the cry count is still at 0 #which is surprising

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teruel-a-witch · 5 months

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one of the things i love about steve and danny is that their appreciation for each other is so genuine they subvert dismissive/no homo memes

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steve: you look pretty tonight

danny: what?

steve: i said you look pretty tonight

danny: aren't you supposed to say i look shitty?

steve: why would i say something so blatantly untrue?

danny: *flustered* it's how you are supposed to do this bit

steve: what bit?

*****

danny: you look hot i wanna kiss you

steve: let me guess, it's that bit where i ask 'what?' and you say 'if you were dead i wouldn't miss you'?

danny: what?? no, wtf, i would miss you very much if you died, i would never joke about that

steve: oh

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there's no twist, they just love each other

#mcdanno #h50 #myh50 #incorrect mcdanno #h50 incorrect quotes #but correct in spirit #their love for each other is not a bit #surprise there's no trick just genuine compliments #h50 headcanons #they really do openly appreciate each other #there's no 'you are handsome hashtag nohomo'#there's nothing but full homo and i love that #hawaii five 0 #i actually found it in my notes app and decided to post cause stand by it

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bugsnaxed · 9 months

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Au stuff :0D

(Cw for minor disturbing stuff, lots of eyes, and staring)

#staring #horror #minor horror #vhs horror #eye contact #bugsnax #skully draws stuff #bugsnax fanart #filbo fiddlepie #lizbert megafig #horror stuff my beloved <3 #this is the first time I’ve made like. a video and I’m proud of myself :0)#surprised I never talked about this earlier #I’ve had this for a while but then again it’s been through. a lot of changes.#I know it’s probably not gonna get a lot of attention because body horror and all that tends to make people uncomfortable #which is understandable!!#anyways I should stop rambling in the tags lol

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pleasestopdeletingmyaccount · 3 months

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I broke

40 days

That's how many days left until season 7 premiere of 9-1-1. Just 40 days until my blorbos come back from war.

And I couldn't hold out

We're at least 2 years away from season 3 of Good Omens and probably 9 months away from season 3 of Heartstopper. Yes I am doing splendidly thanks for asking.

I couldn't take it anymore and started a new show, my brain need a new hyperfixation

Like an idiot, I chose Hawaii 5-0 because what could be better than a 10 season show ?

I'm 10 minutes into the first episode and already I'm putting clown makeup on 🤡. I swear I cannot get my brain to quit shoving dudes together. I seriously think I'm just lowkey delusional at this point

It's honestly so embarrassing of me but also they are gay. Gay

Sorry, nothing could get you to stay to run this operation ? Not even a task force to find the man who killed your father ? Not free reign over EVERYTHING ? PASS ?

But a hot hunk of man point a gun at you and suddenly you're interested ? Something (someone) changed your mind ? Gay

Oh what's that ? He's blond and buff and competent ? Oh he's witty ? Oh he's also bratty and you want to push him against a couple different surfaces ? Gay

Oh you feel like he can step to you and he's not interested in buttering you up or listening to you but obviously still respect you? Gay

Oh he had your back and saved your life ?

And as the petty ass man you are you "appointed" him your "partner" ?

Shameful Mr.Mcgarret

Shameful

But also I woulda done the same

Now if I had a nickle for every show a hard, jaded brown hair brown eyes soldier was suddenly captivated by a blond bimbo (affectionate), I'd have two nickles (scratch that 4, forgot about GO and OFMD), which isn't a lot but it's strange that it's happened twice.

Anyway, imagine how unsurprised I was when I curiously looked on Tumblr to see if the two dudes from 5-0 was a hot item and saw this tag with thousands of people :)))

I guess this is my humble request for the McDanno fanbase to accept me as one of their own.

I promise to bring much delusion

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

#mcdanno #buddie #I am a weak weak man #honestly embarrassing #but also the show is so good #I'm only 10 mins in as I said but their immediate chemistry has me in a chokehold #needed sustenance #also didn't know brat daddy types were a thing but mr danny you surprised me #it's a lil older than 9-1-1 but you should watch it too #join the delusion #911 fox #911 abc #hawaii 5 0 #h50

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redbootsindoriath · 8 days

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Apparently in my absence this post had its 1000-notes-iversary.

This time we get to see the culprit responsible for ruining our heroes' lives as well.

I've really missed you guys, by the way. I know I've said that already, but I'm serious. Once or twice this year I've been right on the brink of coming back but schedule stuff always keeps me from letting myself commit to that again, and that in turn has kept me from posting anything at all. But I've been in an unexpected drawing mood lately and so if I can get enough stuff to set up a queue we might pretend I'm back for a month or so sometime this year. Maybe. Hopefully. We'll see. No promises though. That's why I'm hiding this paragraph under the cut.

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[Beren:] "Uhhh...barkeep...I think he's had enough now..." [Tolkien:] "No, I don't think he has...!"

#beren #bilbo #frodo #tolkien #túrin #the man the myth the legends #beowulf except everybody is short #one shiny #three shinies #everyone deserved better except mîm #what's this a happy ending #my trash #is this actually funny or am i just tired #i'm sorry professor tolkien #/end classification tags #túrin keeps becoming a bigger and bigger guy in my drawings and at this rate he's going to be way taller and broader than he should be #canonically he was really tall and broad but i don't think the professor meant like THIS #at least it makes him really distinct i guess #gonna be sufficiently intimidating for the dagor dagorath #but in the meantime he's just making beren look like a schoolkid in this doodle #(and as i'm sitting here writing these tags i suddenly realize i forgot túrin's white hair streaks again)#(tsk tsk shame on me)#(and didn't it say somewhere that beren's hair also turned grey...? i can't remember where it said that though)#(0 for 2 i have failed all of us)#ANYWAY in my absence tumblr apparently changed formatting again which is not cool but whatever #it's nice to draw again #i've had art block for like 9 months straight #and suddenly this month i suddenly was able to write AND draw again as if i never stopped #i've had writer's block since maybe 2021 so that was the most surprising part #weirdest thing ever but i'm not mad about it

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skunkes · 7 months

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#i do all kinds of stupid and gay shit #a doodley #see it all works out id just been lamenting how i never get to draw him with a mask on bc there's no point if he #doesnt interact with others in drawings where he's fed and cherubic. you're welcome cheye #anyway yeah he's possessive 0 surprises there

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