live is bad let me die 😔

women want me for my huge cock (silicone) and my huge tits (silicone) and my funny pointed wizard hat (silly cone)

Hermitcraft AU where everything is the same except instead of saying everyone or everybody they say everyhermit

touch starved f/os who refuse to admit it. touch starved f/os that pretend to be annoyed when you hug them, that groan and roll their eyes when you press a kiss to their cheek. that sigh and cross their arms every time you lean up against them and reluctantly wrap their arms around you when you nuzzle into them.

touch starved f/os that act annoyed, but when you pull away show so clearly in their eyes that they miss the comfort and warmth of your closeness already. that can only fall asleep next to you, nestled into you, but only after they think you're sleeping already. that get embarrassed when you smile knowingly at them, every time they quietly ask if you can "kiss me again?" whenever you're alone or subconsciously scoot closer to you whenever you're nearby.

touch starved f/os that have built such high walls they're almost unsure what to do once they come crumbling down, who have for so long been alone they don't know how to handle the care and affection you shower them with; all they know is that they never want it to end

pr*ship c*mship etc dni

What a DORK❗️