Tumblr is so fucking weird and broken because somehow your Este gifs are in the MotoGP tag 💀
Like ah yes, my favourite MotoGP rider, esteban ocon. He can truly do anything.
HEEEEEELP 😭 tbf, he did moto cross as kid. slayed
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"all the ladies love leo" the ladies are jason
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Blue
by Shel Silverstein
She had blue skin,
And so did he.
He kept it hid
And so did she.
They searched for blue
Their whole life through,
Then passed right by --
And never knew.
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I can be someone’s and still be my own.
Shel Silverstein
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Pjo incorrect quotes using my friend group quote book, part 2!
Piper: I feel like it’s justified to bodyshame Christopher Columbus
Annabeth: Why are there two semicolons in the same sentence!!!
Grover: Is that Percy? ... No that's a leaf.
Leo: l have to take a shower and I'm really nervous.
Piper: I remember sucking tits, it was the best moment of my life!
Leo looking at a lizard: Is that a Weiner dog?!
Nico: Kill yourself.
Will: That’s negative!
Piper: Leo wants to see me strip.
Shel: I wanna see you strip!
Percy: Do you ever wish that you could wish for a wish?
Piper: Women don't need rights! *slams fist on table*
Piper about Leo: He gets no bitches cuz he's chronically on feet finder.
Jason: Okay, okay, let's role play here!
Percy: This is a VERY kinky “I got trapped by a guard” role play.
Nico in dead silence: Jason is Joe Biden.
Leo: I'm not completely naked, I probably have my socks on.
Will: Gay sex is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
Thalia: Scientist barbie… slut barbie!
Leo :I can do the stripper thing!
Annabeth: Calm your tits.
Piper: I don't have tits.
Annabeth: That is obviously a lie.
Piper: Spiritually I don't have tits.
Piper: PROSTITUTES WOO!
Nico about mythomagic: Just because I talked about a game for 10 minutes doesn't mean it's my whole personality.
Apollo: You reshuffle while I give my child drugs.
Piper: No one cares about Leo... I love you Leo.
Leo about Frank: He's my discord kitten.
Jason: I'm glad i got a job.
Percy: A hand job!?
Jason: Yeah.
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i dont think yall get how obsessed i am with jason and heras relationship like. jasons own mother and father didnt care for him but he won over the favor of his fathers WIFE who usually hates all of his bastard children ??? by just bein g a guy. she CRIED OVER HIS DEATH. the goddess of marriage cried over the death of her husband's child that was a result of him cheating on her AGAIN. and she was attached to him in ways gods usually arent, like even poseidon and percy. hephaestus and leo. the only people who come close are toa apollo and his kids. she genuinely loved jason like a son, and jason had never had that sort of parental love except from a goddess that usually hates kids like him
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