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Ain't no way those motherfuckers put those bitches looking at each other like that and expected us to believe they weren't madly in love
"she didn't want anything to do with me"
"I have to say goodbye to the thing I love most"
And with those lines??
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My lovely wife, on only her second Stargate watch: “Isn’t that a plot point? Doesn’t Daniel just un-ascend to beat this man’s ass? He goes ‘make me a regular human again, I’m going to kill Anubis with a gun.’”
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this is the funniest thing I’ve read in my LIFE
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I think at one point or another everyone should become slightly obsessed with a show (preferably 10+ years old) that 99% of their mutuals don't care about. it builds character. keeps you humble
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No wonder they punch everything.
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why is the metal community so pressed abt this it’s literally hilarious. 10/10. love it. i want it.
#the way alt makeup girlies are mad that “normies” are getting into alt makeup#shut the fuck up and let people enjoy things
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Daniel Jackson is always about six seconds and one minor inconvenience away from becoming a super villain.
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Stop trying to uwu baby Daniel Jackson*
The boy is FERAL
He becomes a megalomaniac more than once
He will lie, cheat, and steal his way to whatever he needs. He will gaslight, gatekeep, and girl boss until the odds are in his favor.
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tumblr being all adults nowadays is so funny because my mutuals are either unemployed chainsmokers or Ezra, Bioengineering PHD Candidate at University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
#no like#i have an associates but my wife has TWO masters#she is head of sales for a psychedelics company and i work in the first mushroom and hemp dispensary in the country#literally yeah
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Have some text posts that I don’t think I’ve done yet
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Daphne Blake is an absolute icon and you CAN NOT tell me otherwise
-What’s new Scooby doo season 1
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so i've been rewatching this show lately,
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just imagined it’s scooby doo and alphonse elric is chasing scooby and shaggy bc you know big scary thing chasing them is the entire narrative and then mystery inc catches him and fred dramatically does that thing like “let’s see who’s inside this armour” and then takes off al’s head to see there’s nobody in there then al just goes “i’m not a bad guy i just wanted to pet your dog” and mystery inc scurries away and never investigates again
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With Scooby Doo trending I am here to remind everyone of the masterpiece that is Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated.
I haven't seen Velma but if you want a more edgy carton of scooby doo this is the show for you
You want Himbo Fred? Got it. Want the gang to actually like each other with the found family trope? Got it. Want the characters to be likable? Got it. Not to mention all the implied and off-screen death. Highly recommended, please watch you won't be disappointed,
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“Velma is a lesbian in this new Scooby Doo”
I don’t know how to tell you this, but she’s been a lesbian in every single Scooby Doo ever made
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“daphne has no real character-“ shut up shut up she’s the muscle she’s the rich one paying for everything using her shitty parents money she’s a music lover shes a sports prodigy she’s a girly girl she loves to meet new people she’s the nicest out of all the mystery inc she’s a feminist she’s treats mystery inc like her sibling she’s an animal lover she loves fashion she’s daphne fucking blake and you will put some respect on her name
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wild coincidence that velma was the one drawn in by the siren
#velma you lesbian i love you#yes im watching mystery incorporated again#also i know its a fake siren but still#scooby doo#scooby doo mystery incorporated#velma dinkley
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