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We need more memes in this fandom and if I cannot find them I will create them
#that is a threat and a promise#mortal kombat#kuai liang#mortal kombat 11#sub zero#hanzo hasashi#mortal kombat x#hanzo x kuai#subzero#subscorp#scorpion#cageblade#raiden
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Me day 1 of my Trolls hyperfixation after watching Trolls 3: This is absolutely fantastic and I love it, I love Floyd, he’s great, Bruce is also amazing (hello Daveed Diggs), John Dory is okay though I guess? Idk why people like him so much he’s kind of annoying, anyways I just really want Branch to go ham on his brothers and psychologically beat the crap out of them-
Me present day and 3 weeks into my Trolls hyperfixation: I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING NOW I UNDERSTAND IT ALL IF I DON’T RECEIVE TWO METRIC TONS OF JOHN DORY ANGST I WILL SOB, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME HE GAVE UP HIS CHILDHOOD HE HAS ELDEST DAUGHTER SYNDROME HE IS SEVERELY DEPRESSED AND TRAUMATIZED I AM SHAKING HIM LIKE A RUBBER CHICKEN LOOK AT HIM
#i speak#dreamworks trolls#trolls movie#trolls 3#trolls band together#john dory#trolls john dory#as someone who was/is really into ROTTMNT he reminds me SO MUCH of Raph and Leo???#Eldest daughter syndrome he shares with Raph#believing his family will be better off without him but he needs his family or he thinks he’s nothing he shares with Leo#*slaps his head* do you have any idea the trauma I can fit into this bad boy?#if I can heavily angstify a character chances are I will love them#that is a threat and a promise
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"I LOVE THESE LITTLE BITCHES!!! I"LL TAKE MORE!!!!"
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I may or may not have been saving a whole album worth of jervs because I want to draw little chibi versions of all of them...
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Ok I’m sure their designs are already done but hear me out
#liann's art#critical role#critical role fanart#mighty nein#caduceus clay#essek thelyss#I will cry when they show up#that is a threat and a promise
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(Happy end AU, Pac gets his ugly as fuck peach bathrooms because Fit and Mike care too much about his happiness to say no. This is like.. Not just the end of the series but like a post-credits bonus scene, and I'm missing so much of the middle, but after writing about them talking about the house last night how could I not? It heavily references the fic I wrote yesterday [here], but... tldr: there's a plan to build a new town in a new world with the island residents once they escape the island. This is probably like 3 years beyond canon, where they have escaped. Some day I might fill in the rest, but I am /horrible/ at long projects.)
There is a six bedroomed house on the south-east side of town. It is large, but unlike its neighbours it looks like a very normal house. Four walls, three floors, a roof, a basement, an attic, built of brightly coloured concrete. The front garden is paved over, the back garden left mostly untamed. There's a single football goal on the grass, and a bit further back an extensive vegetable garden the inhabitants only sometimes remember to tend - a contraption will harvest and replant, but nobody ever remembers to turn it on. Some trees, some flowers - all of the plots of land are large, here.
The bedrooms are upstairs, all six of them. On the ground floor is the kitchen, the dining room, the living room, each an explosion of the inhabitants colours, while the conservatory is simple in brick and glass. The hallways are painted not cream, but to look like danger tape instead.
Then there is a patio, a barbecue, an attic to store things and a basement with warp-plates to the adult's places of work and a little extra room for the mechanics to mess around.
Richas and Ramon chase each other across the grass. Dapper, over to spend the day with Ramon, reads under the shade of a hawthorn tree. Pac sits up on the roof, terracotta in hand as he tries to rebuild it into something prettier. Mike, meanwhile, works in the basement, adjusting their heating for the coming winter. They rebuilt Chume Labs at the outside of town, and with all the machinery it is always warm, but now, for the first time in so long, they have a home.
"Oi!" Comes the call from the street, and Pac would know that voice anywhere these days.
Recklessly, ridiculously, with full knowledge that even if he misses he'll just wake back up in his room, Pac runs to the edge of the roof and throws himself off, laughing all the way.
Fit catches him, swinging him around to burn the momentum, and keeps him in his arms. It's obvious that Fit showered and changed over by the portal network, but beneath the smell of communal bodywash the blood and dust and death remains apparent. It does not scare Pac. Both a lot of things and not much at all scare him these days.
"How was it?" Pac asks, looping his arms around Fit's neck.
"Let me sit down first," Fit laughs back. "But, there were plenty of idiots. Like always."
"Did you kill anyone?" Pac continues to question, hopping down from Fit's arms to open the door. "Can we come next time?"
"Yes, and if you arrange a babysitter."
Mike meets them at the hatch to the basement, wiping oily hands on his lab coat.
"Hear that?" Pac grins. "Fit says we can go kill people with him next time!"
Mike's returning smile is a little sharp, just as it always has been. "Richas has more than enough parents," he agrees. "And Bad or Philza or someone will take Ramon."
Fit laughs again, and it's such a good sound. Pac never wants it to wnd.
"Alright, alright," Fit waves them down. "I'll take you both next time. I don't see the appeal, though."
Before they can argue their point Ramon runs in to the room, trailing mud, and throws himself at Fit's leg. Fit pats his head, and hands him a gift from the Wasteland - mechanical components, looted from a corpse no doubt.
Ramon slams down a sign. Pac doesn't quite catch what it says, but he sees Fit scoop his son up with an "I missed you too, Ramon."
Pac hands out the coffee while Mike starts instructing Fit on the new heating controls.
"A story?" Fit asks - glancing over, that is exactly what Ramon's latest sign asks. "Someone did try to set up a government again. Someone else had already blown it up by the time I got there, but I lava-casted the ruins."
Pac and Mike both know there is more to it than that - they know his work, and how it goes. There will have been death and murder and strife, pain for all parties, but this way the children laugh about it.
Mike leans against Pac, and Pac wraps an arm across his back as they listen to Fit describe some ruins he found, and the narrative he constructed about them. A campfire, a river, and an illegal End Portal, all wrapped into one.
"And then I came home," Fit ends his stories. "To my beautiful baby boy."
Ramon squirms his arms free of Fit's hug, earning laugh after laugh. Again, Pac does not see the question asked on the sign, but Fit softens at it. Looks to Ramon, to Richas and Dapper, to Mike and then to Pac.
"Yes, this is home," Fit says, a little wonder in his voice. "Do you like it, Ramon?"
Ramon nods vigorously.
"We haven't had a home before," Pac says, a little light. "But I like this one. I tried with Ilha Chume Labs, but…"
"But that fucking bear," of those resident in the house, Mike always speaks most easily of the holiday island turned prison. "I know. You tried."
"It's funny," Fit says. "The Wasteland was my home for so long that I forgot what loving it felt like. Leaving... Here I can love forever, there I can only love by its absence in my like."
"We've always had our labs. Those were home enough for then," Mike replies.
"I nearly died our first lab," Pac points out.
"You lived, didn't you?"
"You saw my attempt at a home," Fit cuts in. "Your lab on the island at least had bedrooms."
"Pac's island didn't."
Pac pulls his hands from Mike to hide his face, and the laughter all over it, "I tried, okay? I tried!"
"We know," Fit's voice is soothing, but amused. "We all did. And then, together, we did better."
They failed, but they tried, and what the three of them can build together will always be greater than one alone. Even with Fit's ugly preferences, and the colour scheme.
They built a six bedroomed house on the south-east side of town, with materials they carved themselves from the land, and painted with flowers from the garden. Fit built the walls, strong enough for any blast that the god and goddesses ensure will not touch them here, and sorted the plumbing when they realised he was the closest thing their community had to one. Mike wired all the redstone and the warp plates, and made Fit rebuild his initial, ugly design. Ramon and Richarlyson became lords of the gardens, mostly to keep them away from the building equipment, but also to give them a challenge to do.
Pac chose all the colours, because he wanted to, and has not wanted anything in a very long time; there is a green bedroom and a blue bedroom, one for each scientist, and a yellow bedroom for the son they share with so many other households. A bedroom decorated white for the owner of the local gym, and one with wood paneling for his inventor son. The spare bedroom is an ugly shade of red, but Pac chose it himself, and so the colour stays.
And then there are the bathrooms - one on each floor. A bath on the ground floor, a shower on the first, and a shower-over-bath on the second.
And the bathrooms, of course, are tiled peach.
#qsmp fanfic#qsmp tazercraft#qsmp fit#qsmp shipping#happy ending au#its supposed to be platonic#but just in case so people can avoid it#damn allonormative existence not liking adult housemates#if I can find a good furniture mod I'll make this trainwreck of a house in a private creative world someday#that is a threat and a promise#I like insiding houses even in vanilla but when I built my grandma's house I could only use three slabs of white concrete to make the bath#I just want the characters to be able to escape the horrors and have happy lives and this series is my wish fulfilment fantasy
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ohhhh i am about to see red. i just want to play the new wolfquest map but i keep getting "disk write error" from Steam. i have tried four separate solutions. nothing.
i finally just had to uninstall Steam altogether and then reinstall it. which means i now also have to redownload and reinstall all of my fucking games. across both of my Steam accounts.
if this doesn't work i WILL kill someone
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i am so normal until a descendants song comes up on shuffle
#blorbos 💖💖💖💖#i am just#never getting over descendants#that is a threat and a promise#I do enjoy other things but#✨ descendants ✨#u know#descendants fandom
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Good morning, m'dear!!
For spring asks
Changes - what signals the changing of the seasons to you?
Ocean - what’s your favorite sea creature?
Rain - what’s your favorite type of spring weather?
Vernacular - what language do you wish you could speak or want to learn?
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Thanks for asking, Hazel-rah!!!!
Changes - what signals the changing of the seasons to you? -- oh, this is kind of tricky because seasons in Ohio are a bit of a shitshow. For spring, I'd say that first day I find myself outside and pleasantly warmed by the sun. For summer? The lightning bugs. My large dumb glowy friends. And the smell of fireworks. For Autumn? There's a smell. Cold air and fallen leaves. It's sweet and sharp and I can't really describe it. Winter? The inevitable baked dust smell of the heat kicking on, and the visceral urge to make a huge batch of chili.
Ocean - what’s your favorite sea creature? -- Whales. Hands down. I have had to good fortune to see humpback whales, orcas and belugas. I saw humpbacks on a whale watching trip to Provincetown. I went on a halibut fishing charter trip in Alaska and the halibut were not biting so it turned into an impromptu whale watching trip and we followed a pod of orcas and it was incredible. The belugas might be the strangest thing. My folks lived in Alaska for a time. They picked me and my (soon to be) hubby up at the airport and we saw a bunch of cars pulled over. We were in the Turnagain Arm and there was a huge pod of Belugas rolling and breaching and I remember feeling so blessed, like i am in this place where you can pull over to the side of the road and see WHALES wtf?
Rain - what’s your favorite type of spring weather? -- Thunderstorms. Hands down. I love a good storm. I love that feeling in the air before everything let's go.
Vernacular - what language do you wish you could speak or want to learn? -- I would like to learn gaeilge. I have some Irish and Scotish ancestry and i wish i was more connected to that part of my self.
Love you so much Hazel 💚 Thanks for thinking of me.
Spring asks
#hazel-rah#my beloved#if i ever meet you IRL#i will squeeze you so hard#that is a threat and a promise#ask games
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Alright I'm back down the hyperfixation again and I'm back down bad. Therefore I proudly present doodles of good omens beloved ineffable husbands by yours truly.
#good omens#gomens#ineffable husbands#i am hyperfixating#fanart#doodle#warmup sketch#I love them too much to be put into words#more content will follow#that is a threat and a promise
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vote for the slut 😭 my boy he has seen all the horros
that he did! and he is about to see more!! can't have the peepaw too relaxed and chill now can we
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A'ight, tonight, I am not going to sleep AFTER midnight.
I want to wake up as fresh as I can tomorrow - and not later than 9am - so I can do my chores and then farm aaall the lil primos I can from tiny side quests...
I'm not too far from having enough wishes to get to hard pity on the next banner...
I will get him.
I will.
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DANIEL STOP THIS RIGHT NOW
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*boops your nose* *boops your nose* *boops your nose* *nibbles your hair* *boops your nose* *boops your no-
*boops your nose* *boops your nose again* *pats your head because you deserve affection* *hugs you* *boops your nose*
#you wanna be affectionate to me?#you'll get even more affection back#that is a threat and a promise#<333
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since no one else has posted one yet that I’ve seen its time to write the self-satisfying whumpy one-shot for the aftermath of the observatory in Survivor.
#jedi survivor spoilers#jedi survivor#listen my boy got a lightsaber to the chest and was fucking dying#then the cutscene ended and he stood up like everything was fine#and i laughed out loud because BRUH TWICE?!#no#there at least was a time jump at the end of fallen order#but this time?#imma give that boy the whump that's missing#then all the healing comfort he deserves#that is a threat and a promise
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As much as confirmation that the moon boys are coming back is exciting, I need confirmation that my girl layla is coming back!!
#i understand if she isn't but she's so badass!!!!!#i need more of her!!#if marvel won't give it to me i'll just have to do it myself#I WILL have more layla content#that is a threat and a promise#marvel#mcu#moon knight#moon knight 2022#layla el faouly#layla my beloved#layla moon knight#moon knight layla#scarlet scarab#the scarlet scarab
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I made a magnolia tea latte so good I'm having a religious experience at my desk
this is a PSA to go steal some magnolia flowers from your neighbor's yard TODAY
#come visit me and i will make you magnolia drinks#(that is a threat and a promise)#i'm putting magnolia in everything#cookies? check. oatmeal? check. coffee? check. cocktails? check.#gonna learn to make ice cream just so i can put magnolia in it#it goes extra well with the mulberries i froze from last year#EXTREME hobbit vibes in my apartment today
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