#(swoons) what a man
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I know I’m biased bc I’m a whore for old men but I genuinely cannot fathom how anyone can find eye creases and wrinkles unattractive. you don’t like happy eye crinkles?? you don’t like being able to see someone’s smile echo in waves through their whole expression??? like their smile is expanding beyond their mouth to gently fold every corner of their face?? to draw you in to their twinkling eyes and the joy that’s held there???? you don’t like seeing the evidence of a life well lived, well-laughed, a face worn by smiles as a canyon is worn by rivers??? do you hate puppies and sunshine too??????
#literally seeing a man with eye crinkles smile is enough to make me swoon and weep it’s so fucking beautiful#I’m a supporter of all wrinkle varieties but smiley eye wrinkles are my absolute favorite#I don’t understand how u can name something ‘smile lines’ or ‘laugh lines’ and then market it as a bad thing#it’s a permanent etching of joy. our bodies are literally changed and marked by our happiness.#what is so ugly in your heart that you find that to be a flaw???
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prompt 24: "you owe me a kiss" ?
There's someone leaning on the table next to Kon.
Approaching from the bar, Tim can't see his face, but the too-casual-to-be-casual pose, the posturing, the flirty gestures... The way he's leaning down over Kon as Kon sits, saving the table for Tim to get back...
Tim's eyes narrow. Kon's a snack at any given time, to be sure (and especially tonight, in that tight-fitting top and tiny little skirt), but seriously? Hitting on him when Tim is right here?
"—flattered, but I'm here with someone," Kon says, smiling politely. "Have a nice night, though!"
"Aw, come on," the dude cajoles. Tim mentally rebrands him as That Fucking Guy. His disdain mounts. "Oldest line in the book, babe! I don't see anyone here with you. You sure you don't wanna—"
Maybe it's rude, but whatever. Tim intentionally shoves past That Fucking Guy a bit roughly. Frankly, he should count himself grateful Tim doesn't "accidentally" dump a beer all over him.
"Oops!" he says with venomously false cheer. "Didn't see you there. Here, angel, I got you your raspberry mojito."
He sets the glass down in front of Kon, slips his arm around his shoulders, and shamelessly leans down to kiss him. Overkill? Maybe, but it's viciously satisfying to shut That Fucking Guy down so dramatically. Serves him right for not taking the first no as an answer.
Besides, Kon is all Tim's. Hmph. Who does that guy even think he is?
When he draws back, Kon grins at him, eyes dancing. That Fucking Guy is staring awkwardly at them both.
"Told you I'm here with someone," Kon says, and tugs Tim down into his lap. He's about to say something polite to dismiss the guy, but Tim cuts in.
"He's mine," Tim informs him, staring daggers. He offers a smile that's all teeth. "Also, next time someone says 'no', you should maybe consider backing off. Just food for thought!"
"Jesus, okay, I get it, sorry," That Fucking Guy mutters, thoroughly ashamed. Tim watches with vindictive satisfaction as he turns tail and flees back towards the bar.
Kon hooks his chin over his shoulder, grinning. His cheeks are pink. "Ooh," he giggles. "I'm yours, Mister Drake? Am I all yours and only yours?"
Tim swivels to pin him with what he hopes is an unimpressed stare. He has a feeling he's off by several orders of magnitude. (Can't blame him when Kon's sitting here giggling so cutely while dressed like that, okay? Cute and hot at the same time is a deadly combination.)
"Yes," Tim says. "You are."
Kon's flush darkens, his cheeks visibly rosy even in the dimness. "...Yeah." He grins, buries his face in Tim's neck, and then giggles again. His nose bumps Tim's collarbone. "I love when you go full bitch mode at people," he teases; Tim can feel the curve of his smiling mouth against his neck. "Don't tell me you're jealous. You know you're my one and only."
"I know," Tim assures him. Something warm settles deep into his chest. He rubs his thumb over the fuzzy shaved hair at the base of Kon's head, and Kon hums. "It's not jealousy. I just think everyone else should know, too."
Kon laughs outright. Then he lifts his head, his eyes dancing as he meets Tim's gaze. His lipstick is slightly smudged, the glitter on his cheeks glimmering in the low light. "You owe me a kiss."
Tim raises an eyebrow. "I just gave you one." A pause. "Not that I'm opposed to more. But why do I owe you?"
"You left me to sit here all alone, guarding our table." Kon brushes his nose against Tim's. "You owe me for the trouble and heartache. You left me all alone on date night..."
"What, valiantly rescuing you from That Fucking Guy wasn't enough?" Tim asks. His hand curves along Kon's jaw.
Kon snorts. "You named him that in your head, didn't you?"
Tim wisely says nothing.
"He said his name was Bradley," Kon informs him.
"Angel," Tim says, cradling Kon's cheek in his palm. Kon leans into his touch, eyes closing in bliss. "I don't give a singular shit."
Kon lets out another peal of gorgeous laughter. "Yeah," he says, as Tim leans in. "I know."
#rimi writes#pteropodidaes#hi im deeply enamored with tim being a bitch and kon being heart eyes about it#the thing is. if someones hitting on tim in front of kon? kon goes haha yeah. you got good taste man!#someone hits on kon in front of tim?? ohhh. >:C how dare you. thats HIS kon. what the fuck. laser eyes.#sometimes tim is a bitch and a grump and kon loves that about him. he goes ''Mine. >:C'' and kon swoons#theyre in love. :)#timkon#tim#kon
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GAVIN⁉️⁉️
#my offering for the night#sometimes i wonder what fl saw in him at that 7/11#“man these magic powers kinda crazy you think you can hel- 🧍♂️”#anyway he's just a goofy little guy swooning#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted headcanons#redacted gavin
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Just remembered the time when a random dude tried to kiss me.
I sold him a ticket. He was being all flirty and I was not interested. I was doing my job, he was on our train without a ticket and he was a dickhead. I was very clear with the fact that I was not interested in him.
I sell him his low-cost ticket and send him on his way to the back of the train where people with a low-cost ticket are supposed to be.
Two stations later when he's getting off he comes up to me while I'm standing outside of the train, waiting and looking if anyone needs any help, and he walks up to me, doesn't say a thing and puts his finger under my chin and TRIES TO LEAN IN FOR A KISS.
I move away. obviously. Very visibly angry.
He tries to go for it AGAIN and this time I step away and he finally leaves.
If he tried it again I would have slapped him.
This is such a random thing but it still baffles me that this man I have never seen before, tried to KISS ME. TWICE. WHILE I WAS DOING MY JOB.
#idk what the point of this post is but it STILL MAKES ME SO ANGRY? BECAYSE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK#DID HE THINK I WOULD SWOON OVER HIM AND KISS HIM AND FUCK HIM ON THAT PLATFORM???#DID HE THINK ID GIVE HIM MY NUMBER????#WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE THOUGHT PROCESS THERE#LIKE DO MEN GENUINELY THINK WOMEN LIKE TO BE TREATED THIS WAY? THAT THEY WANT A RANDOM MAN TO JUST KISS THEM?#WITHOUT PERMISSION?????#he was so fucking lucky i didnt wanna get in trouble and i didnt slap him right in the face#stiff talk#cw assault#idk what to tag this#ask to tag
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OHHH OVER YOU, I CANNOT GET OVER YOU
#jonah hauer king#prince eric#the little mermaid 2023#the little mermaid#tlm 2023#princess ariel#girl knew what she was doing#jonah hauer-king#man about town#i am grateful to the magazine photoshoot gods#swoon#wild uncharted waters
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Get angrier. Oh, please get angrier, Chandler.
#i love when he gets angry#i love it so much#it's so sexy#like i can't help but swoon#what a hottie#a hottie with a body#sexy ass detective#chandler manning#the lodger#my sweet alfredo#my heart#❤️❤️❤️❤️#alfred molina
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when i made an underrem 'height' chart BUT theyre like smallified versions SO I CAN DRAW THEM BETTER AND CONSISTANTLY THUS NOT A VERY USEFUL CHART.
#like i can tell u how tall dream is vs asgore undyne is slightly shorter than dream#alphys and nightmare are around the shortest (not including the children)#muffet is JUST slgihtly taller than them. TSIURIS HEIGHT IS AN ENIGMA SOMETIMES WE'LL GET TO HER LATER#gaster???????? MY AVERAGE MAN??? good LUCK me#grillby has yet to even be in this au by the way hes not EVEN HERE i dont what to do with him yet so#(more designwise i mean. i dont need a story for him in this i have ENOUGH)#mettaton is like... maybe average sized i dont KNOW hes short than dream and undyne taller than muffet and MMM#WE DONT HAVE NUMBERS BTW U JUST HAVE TO G U ES S#its just cause im bad with heights so. i need a comparison to understand Tallness#anyway um i dont what brought this up i think i was thinking of something else#i really should share undyne or something cause i love her casual outfit cause HELLO beautiful lady THAR SHE BE#alyphs has every right to crush on her are U KIDDING#muffet is so proud of that woman (but also impressed how oblivious she can be about the swooning ladies)#underrem#goes in the tag because im just typing things now
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I can’t stop thinking about Astarion grabbing ass when he smooches. Just tugging Tav in by the cheeks, pulling their hips flush while he kisses them deeply. Man said “I’ll have 2 of those tyvm” and clapped his pretty hands down on his prize.
#swooning#astarion ass man confirmed#asses are universal#what a pansexual baddie#bg3#baldur’s gate 3#astarion romance#astarion ancunin
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i saw a suggestion that the alt outfits signify a timeskip and became possessed lmao
#this is vee speaking#if it is i think it'd be a year max but i only have one older kuukou face atm lmao#i'll get better at it i promise lmao#i mean it when i say possessed lol like i got to a decent place in a different piece of art and jumped on this INSTANTLY#but towards the end my hand was getting shaky lmao like the cheebs were a struggle actually😭😭😭#but i persevered!!!!! with the power of kuukou thirst 😌#anyway idk what to make of it actually???? but i think kuukou's new hairstyle has a braid in it????#like a really tiny one since his hair is short lol but??? i think that's what that is????#and you can't convince me otherwise that kuukou didn't steal one of ichiro's hoodies lmao like it's the one in his 2021 arb bday card LOL#and kuukou kinda treating jiro like a baby brother is making me cry a little lol like in the 3️⃣📿🥂 modelling event#kuukou starts teasing saburo to help with his performance anxiety and i can't remember what saburo said to kuukou#but kuukou cheerfully went 'man you sure are making me feel old!!' and it made me swoon lmao kuukou's going to age so gracefully lmao#but he's such a good big bro lol??? that maturity when he bothers to use it is so *clenches fist* its so good lol#i!!!!!!! cannot wait for jiro and kuukou interactions lol!!!!!#vee is arting
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“Attractive.” “Not my type.” “What is your type, Günther?” “You are, Erna. You know that.”
#swoons so hard I get dizzy and pass out and hit my head and never wake up#a most wanted man#philip seymour hoffman#psh#*#nina hoss#the handsomest he's ever been. his hands reaching for her face and sliding to her back. her arm around his neck#his eyes when the shadows move. her squeezing his shoulder. his hand gently but firmly pushing her away#he is left unaffected. she can't take her hand off of him. the inherent sensuality of spy business. GD!!!!!!!#DM me we can dissect this frame by frame#le carré said the film was originally supposed to have love scenes but phil said no bc it didn't fit the character#and I agree that would've been so out of place... even this pushed the book's style a bit#so. Respect for standing up for your artistic vision but also noooOOOOOOOO#however this single scene drives me soooo crazy I can't imagine what MORE would do so. [begrudgingly] thanks for lookin out phil
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the dainty fucking ankles on this bitch i can’t deal. he is built like a brickhouse with his back and shoulders and arms and thighs but his ankles are Tiny
#i feel like a victorian man swooning over them#scott is giving oh fuck i meant this as a joke and now i’m extremely turned on. what are these consequences to my actions#bus bros#indycar#josef newgarden#scott mclaughlin
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He is onto something, though...
#ic#I know what he means.#This is not agreeing with him!#But have none of you looked at a man with sweat on his brow and his sleeves rolled up and not swooned?#Not even a little?#It's the Implications.
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I couldn't help myself his smile is too good!!
[What are you going to be for Halloween?]
"Oh that's easy, Iron Man.... you think Tony will like that?" 😏
#i know they are bad quality#it the best i could do#avengers campus#captain america#his smile#its too good#the man knows exactly what hes doing#hes a fucking flirt!#swoon#hard swoon#stony#???
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HOLY SHIT GO PATERSON!!! :0 <3
there is like this actor guy who is constantly trying to get his best friend to get with him and she keeps telling him she isn't interested, they had one night together in the past and now he just doesn't quit. THIS FUGGIN GUY MAKES A HORRIBLE SCENE he comes into the bar WITH A GUN and threatens the girl like "if I I can't have you then no one can!"
the girl is like "Everett stop acting crazy"
to which he holds the gun to his own head and goes "Oh i'll show you crazy" and fronts on her.
Paterson is right beside him and since Paterson used to be in the military he EASILY disarms him! He works FAST! Everyone clears out of the bar and then the owner swings around and grabs the gun and points it at the dudes head and what happens?
FUCKING NERF DARTS COME OUT OF IT
WHAT IN THE FUCK WAS THIS GUY THINKING HOLYYY SHITTTT HELLO!?!?!?! I tell yeah Paterson might live a routine life but it is NOT boring! I can tell ya that much!
#BRO DID YOU THINK THAT WAS GOING TO MAKE HER SWOON LIKE '''OMG YES I LOVE HOW FUCKING MANIPULATIVE YOU ARE!'' ???????? LIKE HIIII??? JEEZ!!#cosmic liveblogs#Paterson has moves I was not aware he had! O_O#WHAT A BRAVE MAN! <3
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