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🙃Guess who got fired?🙃
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#;ooc mobile#(brb currently dying laughing#(comapring lear to shido and Im dyyyying! 🤣🤣🤣#(sweet baby jebus
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I just thought about how the song “Tough Little Boys” is literally so Rhett Abbott coded
SWEET JEBUS MARY AND JOSEPH!!!!!! Hon you're right, I just looked up the lyrics and this is as Rhett Abbott coded as it gets!!!!
I love the line "when tough little boys become dads, they turn into big babies again", so fucking true!!!! I'm just imagining Rhett being so soft with the little ones when they're first born. Of course his girls will always be his little princesses and his boys are his little princes. Plus his lovely wifey loves seeing those tiny little babies in those big huge arms, seeing those adorable little smiles and hearing those little baby giggles that come when Rhett's playing around with them.
And when your kids get married? Oh man, he's a bawling mess, especially with the girls. When the oldest girl gets married, it takes everything in Rhett's power to let go of his daughter's arm when he gives her away (lol).
Thank you so much for this honey, I love the song and this little blurb so much!!!! 🤗🤗🤗🤗
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On a spree on asking this- what do you think some of the characters you write for smell like?
What I think Slashers and Borderlands Characters smell like:
Thomas Hewitt: Sweat, Dirt, Blood.
I love Tommy, but this man looks stinky </3 he looks like what I smell like after a long day of hunting, tracking, and killing a deer which is no Bueno. Honestly, he looks like he smells worse. So I rate him 1/10. I do believe he would shower for you though.
Tiffany Valentine: Honey and Sweet Perfume.
Mommy 👁👁- I truly believe that she smells SO GOOD. Like bury my face in her skin good. She just looks like she takes good care of herself when it comes to appearance and she just smells yummy. She does smoke so there may be a faint cigarette smell to her, but I feel like her perfume over powers it, but in the best way. Not in a "I can't be around her because of how stronger her perfume is" way. I give her infinity/10. I want to smell her so bad.
Otis Driftwood: Blood, beer, and weed.
I truly think this man is as smelly as Thomas. He doesn't look like he takes care of himself too well when he is working on his projects. Though his hair did look fairly soft? Not too greasy? So he might shower and clean up fairly well when not working on his art. Homie reeks of weed and beer 24/7 though. I rate him 4/10. He's higher than Tommy because weed is a comfort smell of mine due to family smoking it a lot since I was small 💀👍
Baby Firefly: perfume, liquor, and weed
She takes more showers and uses more deodorant and perfume than Otis, though she still has a faint blood smell to her. She makes sure to clean herself up real well after her projects. Especially since she seems to lure a lot of people in. Can't be smelling like death if you wanna have more friends to torture. She also likes smelling good in general, but does smell like liquor and weed. I rate her 8/10.
Stu Macher: Cheap Cologne and Old Spice
I love Stu, but he buys the cheapest Cologne and Old Spice. I know he has money or whatever, but that doesn't stop this dingbat from acting like a highschool boy. I would eat up that smell though. All the hot guys in my area smell like this. 9/10
Billy Loomis: Leather, Cigarettes, and again... Cheap Cologne.
Homie smells like the bad boy type. Got the leather and cheap Cologne type smell going on. I feel like he steals Stu's Cologne because he likes the smell but is too lazy to go and buy his own lmao. 7/10 because I hate the smell of cigarettes.
Michael Myers: stanky. Death.
I feel like they didn't let him bathe in the institution so he just kind of lives his life smelling like death himself. Please, Mikey, take a shower. I will wash your hair for you. -2/10
RZ Myers: even worse than OG Mikey...
I love you RZ Myers, but Holy Jebus... have you ever seen a bar of soap? No? Fuck. Idk guys, he looks like a mess. Probably why I like him tbh. I would MAKE him shower. Idc if he tries to stab me. The STENCH of this man. How does he sneak up on people? -4/10
Bo Sinclair: Cologne, beer, and oil
Ugh he is such a comfort smell LMAO I associate him with the mechanic smell and my dad's and ex mechanic so Bo would be straight up nostalgic if I smelt him. I feel like he does take good care of himself. He seems like a tidy guy. Gotta smell good if you wanna keep tourists in town. 9/10 only because of the beer smell. I hate beer.
Vincent Sinclair: Cologne, burnt wax, maybe slight death lmao
He smells okay. It truly depends how his week is going. If he's lost in his art or not feeling the best mentally he may not shower as much as he should be. He does like keeping clean and smelling good, but damn. That's hard sometimes, y'know? He tried his best, but he doesn't smell horrible. 8/10, but he's a king so that's fine.
Lester Sinclair: Old Spice, but also B/O and Death.
I love Lester SO MUCH but FUCK he smells bad on his work days. I hc that he showers every night, but during the day that he's working he reeks. Not only is it hot as balls so he's sweating buckets, but he's also picking up dead roadkill so the stench just attaches to him. As a farm kid, if you're wet. From sweat, the hose, or even just from freshly taking a shower. That's when smells seem to leech onto you the most. I HATED taking care of hogs for that reason. 5/10 on his stinky days and 9/10 on his good days.
Brahms Heelshire: mold
I literally cannot explain it. He looked musty in the movie. I mean he lives in the wall... IN THE WALL. He has to have this musty old man smell that would have me scrubbing the house ceiling to floor and then dunking him in the tub. -10/10 because I am deathly allergic to mold.
Borderlands-
Mordecai: Rakk Ale, bird, and gun powder.
I love him, but he doesn't take care of himself well. (I could help him though...) he drinks all the time and his only friend is his bird so he's gotta be stinky. Like a bar and a zoo in one. Plus as a sniper he smells like metal and gun powder. 2/10 for Mordie Mom.
Scooter: Oil, Gasoline, anything related to Mechanics.
He is a Mechanic, in every game he is in he has a streak of oil on his face or SOMEHWERE on his person. He just looks like he'd smell like the mechanic shop. I love the little guy but he needs a bath. I would happily help him with one, too. 4/10.
Krieg: Death.
Literally nothing else. He is stinky and that's that. He knows it too. Part of him hates it, and the other half doesn't care because he's a psycho and all. I would help him with a shower if he asked. Or with just personal care, I feel so bad for the guy. 2/10
Rhys: Expensive Cologne and metal.
Idk, he just looks like these two things. I wanna stick my face in his neck and smell him though LMAO I love him so much(only without his weird mustache thing) but ugh I would again, just feed off of the Cologne smell this guy let off. 10/10
Brick: Sweat, Dirt, and guns
He is a stinky big man, but that's what makes him him. He is a bounty hunter and then pretty much a psycho leader thing after all. How is he supposed to regularly shower? He would if he was asked to by Tina or say you, but he doesn't do it a lot. Only because he's always on the move and it's so hard to. 4/10.
Moxxi: Alcohol, but also the sweetest Perfume
MOMMY- I mean... She smells very good. She has the bar stench that kind of lingers on her, but in the best way, y'know? It mixes with her perfume and she smells like Pandoras most intoxicating cocktail. Like you.could get drunk off of just her smells. I can see why Mordie and Jack aren't entirely over her tbh.
Zer0: leather and outdoors
This guy is so mysterious and I love them for it. I think they smell like leather due to their suit and also outdoorsy. Not in a stinky way, but like. He just smells like outside. Like he blends in with his surroundings, because he does.
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The magic of when care and love goes into a project.... I just watched the first two episodes of the Percy Jackson and the Olympians show and...oh my heart!
I started reading the og series as a teen...knowing what's going to happen and seeing all these children!!! Jebus it's even more heartbreaking. My love for Sally is even bigger than ever, I didn't think possible. Sadly I'll have to relive Gabe but...well, I know what happens so...but still!
Grover being 24 now that I'm 30, I'm like YOU BABY, YOU'RE NO OLDER THAN THEM, YOU ARE A CHILD! MY SWEET BOY!
It's almost three am but I'm like googling beads so I can make a paint my own necklace. Make a bead for every fandom that's made me feral....
#The percy jackson series made me feel at home#it was the series that define me in a way that now as a queer neurodivergent adult makes a lot more sense#it's beauty. it's art. it's perfect this far!
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Tucker: Gym?
Frank: Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
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Well... it is official. { After three years } The divorce was finalized, and finally thank sweet Baby Jebus I can say... Free at last, free at last; God all mighty I am free at last.
My best friend used to tell me War is Hell Hause. { Agreed. }
But, hey Big Chuck life is too. I miss you man, you would have set me straight long ago. any whoo... tonight is my first night being single again. It's been over three years now.
It doesn't hurt so much anymore it's like that song...
" I do the same things we did before. " somehow I always new this song would be relevant just as another from same band was so many years ago.
I guess it's fitting a kind of A hello goodbye theme It should come from the same album... it all makes perfect sense now. so I will start with the hello from some nearly thirty years ago....
Then I will say my goodbye.
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I just cleaned part of my room, because it was bugging me. Sweet baby jebus, I need to vacuum my room more often.
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Oh hello there 😉💋
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I posted 10 times in 2021
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My Top Posts in 2021
#5
Reyhawke by MillerLight417
Locked up for the crime of refusing to serve under the cruel reign of the usurper, Lord Snoke, a former guard turned prisoner does the impossible and escapes the dungeons of Chandrila. As he flees for his life from the knights sent to destroy him, he crosses paths with a mysterious man clad all in black, who carries a hawk with him wherever he goes. Soon he finds himself caught up in a tragic tale of two damned lovers, destined to always be together, yet eternally apart.
it’s been a long time since i saw Ladyhawke, so i don’t know how much of this fanfic is a straight retelling w/ name changes, but i really liked it enough to make a moodboard and manip for it.
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Crumbs by Hellyjellybean
This story is based on this reylo prompt:
Grandma Padme befriends her new neighbour Rey. She asks Rey to help her bake some cookies for the weekly tea she has with her grandson. The way Padme talks about Ben, Rey thinks he's a child. When the doorbell rings and Padme asks Rey to open the door, she's unprepared.
Reylo fluff. Enjoy.
I love matchmaking Grandma Padme, she’s the BEST! Thanks Hellyjellybean for the cute story! :-)
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Touch In Me All Love and Passion by kittensmctavish
A very asexual Hux accompanies Ben and Phasma to their monthly sex dungeon party. Rose and Paige are the hosts, and own a sex toy shop. Rey and Ben cannot communicate to save their lives and it drives their friends nuts. Paige is also very asexual. Porn gets riffed. Just...A LOT happens, you guys.
This was SO GOOD! It has just the right amount of angst and fluff and smut, and Hux and Rose are just so soft and open and honest and just GOALS, so yeah, it’s lovely :-)
thank you kittensmctavish for writing and sharing! :-)
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Happy Star Wars Day! May The 4th Be With You!
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i thought this meme was so cute, i had to recreate it w/ reylo :-)
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Get your Tumblr 2021 Year in Review →
#my 2021 tumblr year in review#your tumblr year in review#dayflow sideblog#this f*cker made me delete pics because there's too many#you effin' generated this post#took 15 min to generate this when there's only 10 posts#oh sweet baby jebus how long will the main blog take when it only has X posts but XXXXX reblogs???#it's still says error?!?! wtf?!?!
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“Are you still keen to find out what’s going on with your engine?”
Nah mate why would he give a shit whether his car works properly. Don’t worry about it
#actual questions asked by professional journalists#wtf do u mean keen? KEEN#sweet baby jebus#Singapore Grand Prix 2018#old lady yells at Sky
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Oh sweet baby jebus I made it through finals week alive
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149 and a request
This recap is over week late (show was 4/21) - it's that time of the semester.
There was a time I used to be able to down two martinis preshow, zip around for three hours with no breaks for water or bathroom, continue drinking afterward, and then get up and go to work the next day. How.
The crucial element of my special spot has been replaced, thank God.
Praise Jebus, my beloved matron 1:1 is back!! It wasn't the first one I ever got - that honor goes to Hecate, which I guess happened a few minutes earlier, but it is the one that cemented the building's place in my soul. Ten years ago it was Mia Mountain, who took me in and said, "No more tears. This will make you feel better," which was precisely what I needed to hear at nineteen. (If only someone would say that to me at 29, she wails.) Aliza is pretty brilliant, and the child in her monologue is gender-neutral! Also, the matron has little sailboats now, an obvious call-down to the lady in red one floor below.
If you stand in the ballroom and look up to the balcony at the top of the show, you can only see the top half of people's bodies as they move around, and it looks like they're floating, which is one of the eeriest effects I've seen in the McK.
I love Robi and I love Lady Macduff, but now that the crowds are back she's always got a beehive and I don't have the patience.
I was really excited to see Ruth/Sexy. I've grown really fond of her since the show's been back and hadn't seen her Sexy since the Before Time, but apparently she had to tap out due to an injury during the first loop. Hopefully she recovers quickly and is back among us soon!
Since the show's return most of the edible/drinkable stuff has been kept under lock and key for obvious reasons, but I was glad to see that the Macduffs had a tray of shots in their apartment.
Speaking of which, Paisley Sweets was closed again because the ceiling was leaking, which cut off all access to foodstuffs. I guess if it came down to it you could eat the jelly in the baby font. You'd get kicked out but probably wouldn't die.
SJL/Agnes looks at herself in the tailor shop mirror and blesses herself after she takes the money. Reminds me of Mallory/Agnes suddenly slapping herself in the face in years past.
Years ago I wrote a recap that mentioned one of the knickknacks above the Macduffs' couch. It's an embroidered heart with an M in the middle, and I remember coming down the hallway, seeing it from a distance, and being horrified because for a moment it looked like a child's face with horrible, gaping eyes. I don't know. Maybe it's in my head, maybe it only works in the perfect light and if you've had a martini and two glasses of champagne. Anyway the point is that it's back, and it happened again, and I will not be dissuaded.
So next month I'm off to Glasgow for a conference, and then down to London because of reasons. I've never been to either, and I haven't been on a plane since The Before Time. One of my friends asked me to write a paper/speak on a panel about darkness/spectacle/identity/sightlines in our beloved McK. I've got a month to write this thing and some ideas, and I should be back buzzing around at least once or twice before I go. So, question: what are some of your favorite illusions/tricks of light/visual moments in the show?
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*I jump a mile up and back away from the cage at the unexpected voice, already on edge from the rattling* SWEET BABY JEBUS! Could ya not have said something a minute ago when I said Hi?! *I spin towards him with a hand over my heart trying to keep it in my chest*
[Staying where he is, he raises an eyebrow at you]
I like to gauge a person's intent before giving my position away
[He narrows his eyes, watching you closely]
Especially when they're someone I've never seen before
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