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imgonnabethatone · 6 months

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bro that B-rank federation worker has one(1) oak boat and a dream

#qsmp liveblogging #wtf do you mean “follow protocol”#i am dying laughing at the implications that in a week's time the island residents are gonna see #one(1) severely hungry and dehydrated B-rank worker that's like #WE GOTTA LEEEEAAAAVVE #ok now that I think about it maybe he left to prepare for the real expedition and that was the quickest way to get where he needed to go #but that was NOT my first impression #so I'm sticking to it #it is now my belief that this worker is rowing as fast as his little hands will let him towards the egg island

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grahamdollton · 2 months

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#his lips and the way his teeth are showing here are so beautiful i'm gonna be sick #can you imagine if he had a tooth gap..... dear god #the shape of his cupid's bow is ridiculous #i wanna lick his teeth so bad it's not fair #and yes i just watched crash again i've been found out #keep thinking about that one shot towards the end where he's backing vaughn's car up to go check on catherine after she drove off the road #and as he's looking behind him he kind of draws the corner of his mouth back and you get a real clear view of his cuspids #why didn't i get a screenshot of that #anyway god i lose my everloving mind when he does that #i would let him pierce a hole through my tongue with his teeth honest to god #anyway that's enough tooth talk nighty night

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unnerving-presence · 8 months

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lowkey annoying how the same people who say “wesker would not say he loves you” and accuse people who say that of making wesker ooc are the same people who genuinely think he’d kill you for interacting with him, which is also ooc

#like shut up shut up shut up y’all only like him cause he’s hot and you have no actually regard for his character #y’all r so annoying thinking in his general life he’d be genuinely disgusted at a normal human interaction #no he wouldn’t kill you the second he saw you he’s not an impulsive person #y’all only think that because he’s weird as fuck in re5 and you base all your opinions on him strictly on that game #did you forget the part where he literally fucked some girl from edonia ??? and had a partnership with her ???#people who genuinely think he acts like his re5 self in his general life do not know his charcater at all #and it’s so genuinely frustrating to see him so out of character in that way #also people wanting wesker to comfort them does not mean they think he’s a soft little baby man #it’s called having a comfort character #of course the character is gonna be softer #people who go ‘he wouldn’t comfort you he’d kill you in a second’ are the most insufferable people #shut up and let people have a comfort character #i could rant for hours about how wesker is perceived so wrongly by other wesker fans #well.. THOSE wesker fans that r annoying asf #oh lawd #(they just think he’s hot and have only seen him in re5)#daily reminder wesker would not kill you the second you spoke to him 👍#he prob doesn’t know you he has 0 incentive to kill you #like why is he being characterized like a sensitive angry man #why would i ever want to associate wesker with a real man #no thank you

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tenitchyfingers · 1 year

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I have found this just now and have actively been losing my mind over this like one of those Loki fans in the early 2010s like

his FACE. He knows something we don’t and he’s TRYING to not say anything.

“I know that there’s been a lot of effort to establish that Stu is still alive in the last movie”

“They’re shooting Scream right now and I’m not in Scream right now. Right now I’m not in Scream, right now I’m in San Diego” (this video was posted in February but it’s sure that it was shot during SDCC 2022 which means he was talking about Scream VI, not anything in the future and him repeating he’s not in Scream RIGHT NOW doesn’t exclude he’ll be in Scream sometime in the future)

So, me, once again:

#stu macher #Matthew Lillard #if Stu doesn’t show up in 7 that’s gonna be my villain origin story #but COME ON he’s definitely hiding something #HE IS DOING THE THING TOBEY AND ANDREW WERE DOING BEFORE NO WAY HOME CAME OUT #if it doesn’t happen I’ll cry a lot and write a whole bunch of more different takes on 7/8/etc where he DOES come back #I’m not going down #and yes I might be delusional but THIS IS MY HAPPY PLACE MENTALLY RN LET ME HAVE IT #and hey there are two options: 1. he was just teasing and maybe just hoping to get one of his biggest gigs back #2. he KNOWS some shit that we don’t YET #either way I am losing my mind #I’m either gonna party as hard as I’ve ever partied in my life #or I’m gonna crash and burn and be completely heartbroken for the rest of my life #either way I WANT TO BELIEVE 🛸#STU IS ALIVE IS AS REAL AS THE BIBLE IS TO CHRISTIANS #nobody will ever convince me otherwise #YOU ARE NOT TAKING ME DOWN GET OFF MY LAWN #*cocks hunting rifle*

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gregoftom · 1 year

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pretty sure i’ve seen romance movies with scenes like this

#tomgreg #where do i even start with t his horseshit okay here we fucking go.#so tom's first instinct is to go to greg when he's on shaky ground with shiv. the only way he feels safe is to have GREG with him.#who tf would want greg as an attack dog??!?!? lets be fucking real. when he says that i think he means just a dog. just someone loyal.#who loves him and won't dick him around. i think he's pretty tired of it by now.#he wants an alliance with like. ok in this show who would you pick to ally with. i love greg but he's abso useless in terms of skills that #would keep you safe. if anything TOM would keep HIM safe. in fact tom himself says who else has taken care of you. literally spells it out.#he even says greg is a joke; will fail; will fuck up; so what use does he have for tom other than companionship. other than love?#a dog might do tricks for you but your main reason for getting one is usually love. right? at least it should be. it would be in tom's case.#and don't even fucking get me STARTED on ''do you wanna come with me? ...sporus?" like girl.#you know what you told him about nero and sporus right. and now you're saying to him; yeah i was talking about you.#you and me. you're my favourite and i wasn't joking when i said i'd marry you.#the whole while tom is asking greg to be his attack dog his fuckin. eyes and expression we get it you're in love with him. like it's ridic.#and all this coming with phrasing it sounds like they're fucking ELOPING. I HATE IT!!!!!! SHUT UP! stop saying that fucking shit god. god #they are so annoying. anyway #the way tom's voice breaks as he says he has things to do [what things. will i find out later.] and the deal and!!#what am i gonna do with a soul anyways... i have you what do i need it for. and as that paragraph said somewhere. he castrates his soul.#then they giggle and are fucking annoying and greg'S HANDS LOOK LIK EHE'S ABOUT TO IDK. HUG TOM? AROUND THE MIDDLE MAYBE #or do something else. and then they just hug instead and i fucking. ugh. i've had enough tbh good fucking bye

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hauntingblue · 12 days

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Gear 5 luffy's laugh is so contagious I just hear the drums and go insane how does this work. What did he do to me

#i still cant believe how much this new opening theme goes off.... DREAM SAVE ALL OF US 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH 💥💥💥💥💥💥#wait a second. the robot attacked 200 years ago. the void century was 800 years ago no????? what #oh see it was made 900 years ago.... but why did it attack 200 years ago then.... what happened #it is still so funny how they made evegapunk einstein but with some cunty long legs #200 years ago they gave rights to the gyojin!!! i see i see ✍️✍️also i still wonder why law and kuma have similar hat and pants designs #like there is NO WAY that much similarity isnt done on purpose. NO FUCKING WAY!!! I NEED ANSWERS!!!#are they annihliating cp ships akdhakskd yeah vegapunk letsgo #also the opening song is about dreams and the end one is about luffy reaching shanks...... havent got a clue why but there it is #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 1098 #also is lucci named lucci bc it kinda sounds like luffy. SERAPHIM KUMA HAS HIS DEVIL FRUIT???? vegapunk could only make zoan fruits????#also wdym when cp0 acts it means its some historic event. lucci is like 25. where are the experienced people here #sentomaru works for vegapunk??? maybe i forgor about this tbh also do theu have a doffy seraphim??? the fact they have animal names....#stussy letting kaku get hurt akdhsjsn oh atlas has lamb ears..... and lucci said she is is prey... no..... the foresahdowing :(#lucci you fucked up she just gave luffy food... that a death sentence look what happened to kaido #episode 1099 #<- oh my god btw. god. jesus.#why is akainu telling the cp0 what to do or thinks he can do that... thats the world gov... also thinkng about how garp should fight him #and not luffy.... because of ace you know... i still wonder how did sengoku know who ace's father was... there is only one man who knew....#everyone trying to stop them from fighting ajdhsksjks two rabid dogs fr #LUFFY TAKING OFF HIS JACKET WHEN LUCCI ASKS FOR HIS WANTED SIGN!!!! GO OFF KING!!!! SLAY!!! THE CREW SAW HIM!!! FINALLY!!!#i have been smiling since he started the transformation this is so sick...... i have got a case of the luffy brain #zoan fruits steal the personality of the user when they awaken ✍️✍️ luffy???? nami being the only one who saw gear 5 <3 twins manifesto #robin being so shook about luffy being a god ajdbjansk wdym devil fruits exist because people wish for them. fairy magic real????#WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY ARE FROM ALTERNATE REALITIES WHERE SOMEONE DREAMT ABOUT THEM??? DOES HE TRAVEL THRU REALITIES FOR THEM???#jinbe has been making this face 😧 every episode three times it is amazing ajdhaksnsk poor man... now he sees a kid angel version of himself #after seeing hia captain turn into a god... he is gonna get a stroke OMG SENTOMARU WE JUST GOT YOU BACK #episode 1100 #<- CRAZY. INSANE. OH GOD. ONLY 12 LEFT. THATS A WEEKEND!!! I CANT DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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theridgebeyond · 10 months

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Spoilers for Barbie ahead, I guess. But who in the writer’s room looked at that plot line and thought, “Yes. Feminism.” ??

The citizens of Barbie Land spend the entire movie fighting for privilege, not any sort of freedom (I borrowed that quote from the interview with Alok on the Man Enough Podcast 10/10 recommend). Over half the movie is about how awful it is to be a woman in the real world, and then they literally treat the Kens the way women are treated in the real world. That’s canon. The narrator says it Herself.

We never learn where the Kens live. For all we know, when the precious status quo was restored at the end, they just made half the population of Barbie Land homeless.

Yay, girl power.

#when I heard people complaining about how this movie was anti-man I snatched my ticket and said yeah I sure hope it does like everyone else #but I did not feel empowered in the slightest by that movie #where was supportive stay at home dad vibe Ryan Gosling Ken??#I was fully convinced by the trailers and the hype #like #I was fully convinced he was going to have Barbie’s back 110% and let her live her dreams while knowing that he was enough as he was #but I didn’t taste a drop of respect women juice #not at the beginning and not at the end #and they kept. bringing. up. how. Barbie. doesn’t. return. Ken’s. feelings.#I’m aro - I’ve been in that situation - I appreciate media normalizing how men aren’t entitled to women’s affection #but if you really wanted to make some kind of statement #just let them communicate resolve and move on #that’s it #the cellulite bit was my first indicator that maybe it was a good thing I didn’t spend $40+ on a bright pink outfit #let 👏 barbie 👏 have 👏 cellulite 👏 and 👏 be 👏 okay 👏 with 👏 it #like cellulite is damn cute I don’t make the rules #I could say more but I’m feeling mid as it is already #gonna watch Barbie Princess & the Pauper for some real gender class commentary #barbie movie #barbie #thoughts

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malikson · 4 months

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#now this may sound crazy #but i think i’ve broken the deep parasocial relationship with louis #i love him and i’ll never stop loving him #but i now feel like it’s not the obsessive kind where he takes over my life #not to be Like That but the medication may have played a part on it #i can enjoy my other interests and focus on my real life goals and responsibilities #as i said i’ll never stop loving him. he’s my fave. my baby. my pookie #but i can now establish a healthy relationship with him #i feel like this is better and it’ll allow me to enjoy him in a positive way #i’m excited actually. i can follow him without needing to know everything he’s doing all the time #i just feel great right now and i’m gonna enjoy it for as long as it lasts. and when the bad days come i’ll keep going #because the good days are worth it #also this is a formal request to not send me any discourse about the husbands #i’m not interested in engaging in that anymore #no stunts. no bbg. nothing about that. just chilling #i’m here for the music and their journeys #riley if you’re reading this. thank you for being patient with me and letting me rant to you and for the intervention #you were right and i feel happier #love you so much #logan.txt

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sonknuxadow · 10 months

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people take the youre my mom and dad and picket fence line way too literally and it kind of annoys me... tails isnt saying that sonic is his dad hes saying that sonic is his family in general. plus they say sonic and tails are brothers like 500 times in that episode alone. are people just seeing that clip with no context and then never watching the rest of the episode or something

#like the plot of that episode was sonic trying to find a ''real'' family for tails #and there was a point where eggman tricked them with a fake family who were claiming to be tails's biological parents #and sonic was reluctant to let him go because he was gonna miss him but he was like hmm.. a mom.. a dad.. a picket fence..#that was all he wanted for tails it had seemed perfect he had to let him stay #when tails called sonic his mom and dad and picket fence it was a callback to that #and the whole Point of that scene is that they dont Need all those things to be a family #tails is basically saying ''sonic is my family we may not fit the traditional idea of what a family is #but we love eachother and thats what makes us a family''#sometimes a family is a teenage boy and the little kid he picked up off the street and decided was his brother #but again so many people take that literally and go around saying tails views sonic as his dad or whatever #thats not what that scene was Sayinggggg pleaseeee

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peppino-where-he-shouldnt-be · 1 year

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peppino in the rain world void sea?

[Image ID: Peppino stands on the shore of the Void Sea, a dark void with golden lines and embers all over the place. End ID]

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#I'm gonna be real I have no idea what's going on in this image #if you have a better image ID PLEASE let me know #pizza tower #peppino #peppino spaghetti #peppino pizza tower #peppino spaghetti pizza tower #peppino where he shouldn't be

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girlcrushau · 2 months

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#me? about to use tumblr as a diary again? in 2024? unfortunately:/#but here have a waterfall i saw on a hike last week as payment #i am sO tired and exhausted emotionally after dating #there's this guy that i fr thought was going to last and be around for a long time. we spent like every moment together that we could for 2 #months straight and if we werent physicaly together we were texting or calling or on ft . just every part of our day had the other in it #not once did i ever feel unwanted undesired or uncared for. not once did i feel that i wasnt sure of his intentions. i felt safer with him #in those 2 months than i ever did with any one else i could think to compare to.#until one day he just didnt think it important to communicate any more. after 3 days of nearly nothing .. hardly any talking . i asked if #he was ok if we were ok. what was going on in his head. he said some ive just been with my buddies and family and havent been on my phone #and just. immediately thats heartbreak yanno. thats :// thats what they say when theres a new girl. but there'd never been a reason to think #there was another girl so i was like ok we're gonna trust bc this dude has been So good in every way. so i said imy but i understand. enjoy #your time with your buddies and with your fam -- i cant wait to hear about it (and hold you)#and i havent heard from him in the 3 weeks since. just randomly #so last night #i send the dreaded 'i miss you' text.#i dont expect to hear back and i accept the hurt that will come with that and the confusion that i've felt settles deeper into my heart #until this afternoon i hop on ig and see a hard launch that was posted an hour after my text was sent #that shit kinda hurt different. but also sent me into a bit of a delirious state where all i could do is laugh bc are you for fucking real #did she see my message? i know it. bc i know him and i know that he wouldnt hide anything from the person he's giving his heart #and his softness to. i can almost imagine how he showed her and promised her theres nothing to worry about #and there really isnt anything to worry about because he genuinely is the type to give his all to the relationship he's in #which feels silly to say after what happened w us. like no there wasnt a title ever #it sucks to call it a situationship because a month ago we were laughing in bed together about how we could never bc we were all in.#just the timing of the hard launch makes me giggle. did my text push them to have a conversation about what they are. was she really the #reason that he went away on me.#im trying not to blame myself . trying not to think about the phone calls i didnt answer. about what i could have done differently. trying #not to think about where we would be if i didnt let my anxieties hold me back. if i wasnt scared about what he'd think of the parts of me #that i keep hidden just a little bit longer than the rest.#and at the same time im trying not to put him on a pedestal. but that pedestal is just where i wholeheartedly believe he belongs #he set the bar for me. he set the standard. i was never too much. i was never too little. he made me feel perfect just as i am

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bonefarm · 1 year

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Ellie in the stables:

#the last of us #the last of us spoilers #hbo tlou #1x06 is great because it’s Joel essentially asking his brother permission to go off and die in the woods #because he feels like he’s turned from a guard dog to a burden #(let’s be real- where was he gonna go?)#all my friends are dead (dot) Gmail (dot) com #and Tommy the reluctant commie is like ok fine here’s a horse

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benetnvsch · 8 months

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Did they really cut out the part where Dazai wonders about Kunikida no way, say it isn't so-

(they also??? used a different recording than the preview and Dazai sounds significantly less whimsical when he mentions kunikida , girls can't have anything huh?)

#I AM GOING TO BITE SOMEONE THIS IS SO UNFAIR <//3 #IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO EASY TO JUST ADD DAZAI'S LIL RAMBLING IN THE BG WHEN HE WALKS OFF SCREEN U WOULDN'T EVEN NEED TO ANIMATE ANYTHING EXT #though tbh im surprised they still let Dazai mention him FKDIHFKJH-#so I'll take it but not happily #crying shitting pissing my pants throwing up -#all of this is lh but man kunikida is least favorite child real </3 #oh on a more funny note #they didn't show his feet though which is funny bc how often they show Dazai's #they had a chance where they could have and did the opposite and put more layers on kunikida's feet instead which is great #thanks bones for that at least lmao #gonna handle these emotions by translating that a one drama CD where Kunikida meows cuz I don't believe there's one up rn -#this is all lh it sucks but like im all good akjshdk

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acaciapines · 1 day

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i need to talk about the dess raises kris au. or im gonna explode.

#chatter #GOOD TIMING TO THINK ABOUT AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT STORY: EDITING UR TOH DAEMON AU LOL #like i can separate it out enough when im working lol but afterwards. oh its all deltarune babey!!!#been thinking a lot about dess and how i wanna write her #(aka im gonna canonize some mental stuff i've always kinda had in the back of my mind for her)#and GOD. dess. i forgive her for all her flaws <3 #but no shes sooooo fascinating to me in this au its just. she was Eighteen. right in the middle of a pretty bad psychotic break.#the only person ever in her corner (asriel) Did Not Believe her and has always been real shitty about her undiagnosed mental illnesses #(dw we will come back to this i have a LOT of ideas for azzy lol he is. uh. not the best at the start!)#and so like. of course when it comes to kris her best was never going to be enough.#but GOD im soooo fascinated by like. she does genuinely really truly care for kris.#yes its messy and caught up in a bunch of other things but she LOVES THEM #even if she cannot ever love them in the way they want her to (ie as a parent loves a child)#and is it fair for kris? no! course it isnt!!!#but theres no changing the past and so. this is kris's life now #and its dess's life now. and they just have to live with what happened #thinking about the like. 6 months to a year where it was just dess and kris (before chara) and. god.#GOD. YOU GUYS.#sorry this au is. um. i think it is my everything. like.#if you know you know (hi stars lol <3) but. man.........man.#i have a lot of thoughts about. prophecy. and when translating that out beyond just story and into like. the real world #cause lets be real prophecy doesnt exist but things w this power of 'you are supposed to be x and cannot be anything but x' DO and #god. the dess raises kris au is So Much.#also yeah another acacia tags essay they simply hit differently <3 #also enough to go into the main tag so #drkau #anyways lemme go back to editing lol

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todayisafridaynight · 11 months

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STOP I OVERPLAYED ODE TO JOY WHILE LEARNING PIANO 😭😭😭😭😭

However! I am happy to share and am so glad you see the vision. Sorry In Advance to you and all your followers for the spam but here is a (mostly corrupted) office tour (please note the "Mine Power"-brand gym equipment):