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paul mccartney you're gay and that's final
for legal/ethical/moral/psychological/spiritual reasons this is a joke
#which could mean nothing. of course.#is this too long? yes. but i had like 10 other songs i mulled over adding so be grateful.#i might say fuck it and edit it and add them back in so dont bitch about it#anyway. yeah the title is a joke but i feel like an interesting story is told through some of these songs. i tried to only do songs im#convinced are at least partially about john. hence the waffling on other songs. there's a lot of songs that follow a similar theme but im#like. eh. dudes been married thrice and widowed who knows whats about who ykwim?#i could be convinced however. im easy like that.
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I'm glad I managed to scroll past those other screenshots of this meeting I happened to come across one day, kept this a surprise for me just now! And so thoughts.
It's fun seeing them both on screen, the face and voice of Alan Wake together in game at last!
Love the lampshading of the above point, with the looking and sounding familiar.
Tom bisexual confirmed, Tim wasn't lying about him being touchy feely lol. The way he starts feeling at Darling's lab coat, just gets right up into his space.
And on that last note, GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM CASPER I do not like this. I do not know why this makes me soooo nervous but it does.
But also, it will be interesting to see if anything comes of this? The whole idea of science and art combined, will Casper get out? Will Tom just use him and then leave him in whatever reality he is stuck in? Who knows!
#alan wake 2#alan wake 2 spoilers#final draft spoilers#tom zane#casper darling#my posts#more 665 because of course#wonder what this means though#will we learn in one of the dlcs i wonder?#but fun fact i saw enough of those screenshots to see toms fluffy hair and for some reason thought there was a woman with him instead XD#also im only partially joking about tom being bi its just he gives off that vibe you know?
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*Not including Wygol residents but feel free to also tell me who you think
#castlevania#castlevania games#belmonts#mine#personally i think that if he were born in the 20th century juste would experience road rage. does anyone see my vision#(joking) (partially) (of course)
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hickman really has the ideal writer's job. he gets to start a bunch of stuff and write the beginnings to cool concepts and he never has to follow up on any of that. they just give it to someone else and it's not his problem anymore. just vibes straight up
#creators#like it's so wild to me that he just jumps from project to project. he just does whatever and ig marvel hands him blank checks?#doesn't that drive him up the wall?? doesn't he feel the need to control where his concept is going?#of course I'm also just a control freak. so there's also that context.#river rambles#idk i think abt the stuff i started and haven't finished yet and like. damn. comics work differently ig#this is like. partially sarcastic btw. a joak if you will. it's a joke abt how hard it is to finish wips.
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idk how to even like. put this pain into words and i would normally vent about this shit on twitter, but the person its about follows me on there so like. anybody have skills for coping with the crushing realization that the person u love most in this world and have built ur life around sees ur current situation together as a temporary hurdle that's preventing them from their truest and happiest self which. is separate from u entirely? anyone know how to deal with this?
#live with my best friend in the whole entire world who. honest to god makes me the happiest person alive.#like im always waxing poetic about her in the tags on posts about platonic love#and i talk about her like she put the stars in the skies because for real it feels like she did for me#she is. the most important person in my life#and every day i feel grateful just to come home and sit with her#like honest to god i cannot imagine a future that is better than this#if i have a bad day i get to come home and my best friend in the world will make me laugh#what more could i ever ask for#but tonight we talked and she made it abundantly clear that. even if i do everything right#even if i'm the perfect roommate and the best friend i can be#in just over a year#when she's making enough money for it#she plans on moving into a place of her own#which like. makes sense for her. of course we were going to get to this point.#but i just. don't know what i'm going to do.#and it kills me that we're on different pages because for some reason i thought this was a long term thing#i thought we were going to move into a house together#i was just telling my coworker this week that we need to move into our forever home soon which was partially a joke#but also. even if i was making a million dollars a year.#i would still want to be here. with her.#or somewhere else. with her.#like it's so hard to imagine a future without her. it breaks my heart and scares the shit out of me.#and i know i can't afford it here. and i can't move in with strangers. and i'm working my dream job but i'm scared that i'm going to have t#give it all up and move back east because. i can't do this alone. and she's all i have. and all i ever wanted.#and she's leaving.#she doesn't want to be with me.#sry this is so fucking. ugh. idk. i just don't know what to do.#for real might just drop everything and move to chicago if it comes down to it ksdkfljdfs#its what sufjan would have wanted#fucked up terrible no good week
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spencer is the only thing keeping the acachalla house from being infested with bugs and rodents such as rats and mice. this is why they keep him around and also why they do not let him leave. hes like a barn cat
#im partially joking ofcourse they keep him around because he is a beloved son and brother and familly values ^^#but he does also keep the house free of vermin. besides himself SORRY HES ME SO IM ALLOWED 2 BE MEAN#also remember how at some point the acachallas moved to a different house and left spencer behind in the abandoned original house#and they came back to get their money out of the washing machine or whatever and he rose out of the soil to be like#GTFO this is my house now!!!!!! and they only conceded because sally was a kirby and he helped her get normal again. remember that#i prefer a continuity where they all live together in the original house of course but this situation in canon is very interesting to me.#the acachallas have multiple locations opened up and spencer is hunting all the mice out of the one he lives in. hes eating good for once#venturiantale#taleblr#evilmartin430.txt#spencer acachalla
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it’s important to consider your characters’ potential pronouns by evaluating what jokes are going to be easier to make
#im tempted by they/them. differentiation from laani 1.0. also easy comedy pickings. also you know yay gender#of course you have astral knowledge and pronouns#then again theres the mr dekarioses joke and theres something in being able to refer to them and lae’zel#in the vein of. two githyanki women walk into a faerûn#much to consider#this is also another archfey warlock (partially. only a tiny sprinkling compared to morghaine)#and i feel like archfey warlocks dont have normal genders#that comes free with your pact
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finally settling once and for all... with the evidence laid out plainly.. which of these brother boys is more stinkys ,,,
#also please for the love of gourd do not take this seriously i am joking I do not hold any of these behaviors against my cats I know that#all cats are a little stinky and weird I have had cats all of my life I am not genuinely condemning my cats i am being silly please lol#(some of my goofy cat posts in the past will always get like.. one or two people taking an issue with something incredibly#mundane. like me saying a cat is being rude or somehting and someone being like 'um actually cats cant process the concept of#rudeness. he has no idea he did anything wrong!' ........ yes...... i am aware.. that my cat has the brain of a cat lol#ANYWAY.... polls!!! so excited to have polls.. I will try not to be annoyig but I just love asking random things to the general#public. in friend groups I am always the one asking people to taking surveys. quizzes. making surveys and handing them out. etc.#the rare times I can partially overcome my social anhedonia/inability to socially function properly/etc. is when I'm interviewing people or#socializing specifically in the context of like Information Gathering lol#I love running questionairres and stuff . even about the most mundane pointless topics. there's just soemthing really interesting#about like....... being able to ask people stuff and then look at and analyze the results.#Even though that's an incredibly simple average thing. idk.. my brain loves information even if it's pointless silly information.#I Just Think It's Neat. I have so so sos os oso many ideas but I wanted to make the first poll about my cats#of course because I'm also obsessed with them lol. I was thinking of taking some of the pictures of them in front of a blank#canvas and doing a poll of 'what are they painting?' or 'what should they paint?' but I decided to go with babey crimes#for now. inspired by various baby crimes committed just this morning. Fresh on my mind..#I wish they had a middle option though between '1 day' and '1 week'. I think a week is too long for a poll like this but also#one day is not long enough because I dont really have THAT many active followers. if it was just a day it would probably reach like 5 poepl#people. I want to at least be able to reblog it a few times maybe. lol#I think 3-4 days would be ideal. Its a new feature though. I'm sure they'll modify things as time goes on.#Still feeling sick and bad and weird and not being that productive at all generally but... I have just enough energy stores..#using up every ounce of my power to make a goofy poll... a worthy sacrifice....
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Not sure if you’ve answered something like this before, but what’s your favourite fictional interpretation of Napoleón?
There are no fictional Napoleons! They are all real, and they all live deep in my heart! What are you implying? That I don't have an army of Napoleons gathered from across all media, ranging from 19th century caricatures to modern video games living in my home?! Perish the thought! Watch your mouth or I'll sic my Attack Napoleons on you!!
I certainly won't be actually answering this question in my tags!
#//joking aside#i'm partial to 2002's napoleon christian clavier#but i think that's a lot of my generation's 'default' napoleon#that's the one you bump into inevitably if you go through a 'napoleon phase.'#i feel like a lot of it depends on the stage of napoleon's career?#gun to my head I GUESS i'll go with philippe torreton in Monsieur N?#just because the movei itself is inherently a more 'close up' portrait of napoleon given its subject matter#and the actor does a good job or portraying a man trying to frantically hold onto his dignity but never veers into a caricature?#compare to blanche in 1989's hostage of europe which explores the same period and while i do enjoy it...something about that napoleon is TO#pathetic and lacks a little too much dignity#weirdly i do like napoleon best when he isn't a main character just because i think he's a little too big#and so i think as a character he works best as a cameo#like dennis hopper is good i hate to admit it but i liked that napoleon too much#and of course there's the fellow in josephine ou - you know the one#but i can't REALLY discuss it because i can only find the first episode#the rest is in russian and i don't speak russian
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I’m beginning to think I wasn’t mentally ill but rather that having worms eating my organs since I was about 7 years old and the pain that resulted from that was making me a bit upset.
#this is partially a joke. of course that would make someone depressed and such#but. am I adhd. not sure#I do know I’m autistic as hell though
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We're going to talk about our cool vampire guy headcanons again. We like to set Monsieur Scarlet as a member of Solenopsis invicta, albeit a very unconventional example of the species. As a fire ant, technically, he is venomous - however, he's not actually had venom production online for decades, and at this point the cost for Making That Bite Work Again far outweighs the perceived benefit.
Would it be directly useful for his survival to be capable of injecting people with venom that causes intense burning sensations? Yes, probably, especially since he's at a scale where the swelling induced would probably take out an arm for hours at a time. He's just not going to fix it, because that takes life force that he could be using for other purposes, like breathing, or keeping his heart running, or having an emergency teleportation stock so that he can fling himself a metre or two in any direction when need be.
#we speak#bug fables#he's brazilian#if you are familiar with this species then it may be because they are INCREDIBLY invasive in like. everywhere theyve been ported#it is partially a joke on how incredibly broadly our version of scarlet travels#hes probably run into a good few other colonies of his species but with how our hc awakening Works he might not have recognized them#and he doesnt precisely hang around long enough to learn about these things#generally members of the species would be a lot more pigmented but wizard biology is weird and scarlet is weirder#which is to say that he's spent a very very long time healing back damage with investments in life force#and cutting down the body running fund enough that he can try to exist in areas that dip below 20 degrees celsius#and these things in combination as it turns out kind of fuck up pigment production in a major way#magic changes your colors much in the same way that mutations usually work#which is to say “it doesn't necessarily change That Specifically but color is one of the least lethal things that can be altered here”#it takes relatively little to change pigment production and Being A Different Color is relatively unlikely to kill you#not that it doesnt affect your life at all but it will not kill you outright and thats really all that needs to be done#he started out a sort of red-brown color and then his carapace just sort of didnt darken like it should normally#and then he wound up on the run and he slowly color shifted to pink over the course of several decades#depending on which canon we're operating in he may have also just totally lost all pigment on one occasion#when he took an unplanned nap and then wound up horror movie-ing some random researchers after losing his higher brain functions#and also a lot of other general functions. like bodily ones. like producing pigment at all.#dont need that underground but he walked out into the light and got flashbanged and immediately decided to not do that again#as it turns out. pigment production is important for some things. like sun protection. you want to be capable of being in the sun.
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Do you... do you... draw professionally. Because you're just so good and you are inspiring me to keep trying! Manifest those mental images!! Learn to draw yakumo getting railed, and other Normal reasons to revitalize one's previous interest in drawing
u think i could draw professionally??! 😲🥺🥺 i am so flatter..... i think ur draws are so scrorchy (very enjoyable] so if i can help u have inspire 😭😭😭😭😭
omfg if u learn to draw yakumo getting railed i'll probably explode/implode/evaporate/change states of matter in a sudden, violent way
bc. i cannot do it. fun fact: when i read y'all's collab fic of dante's sex ed i felt the urge to draw 3 specific panels for it. but as i put the stylus to the screen, i realised that SEVERAL ppl would have to be naked for the drawings to be storycally accurate. so even tho they were comedy panels, my hand... it betrayed me. it was like trying to draw porn but i blink and suddenly everyone's in 14 levels of victorian extra-garment. F...H?OISTED BY MY OWN UNHORNY
so yes. pls. i would love to see more of your contributions. the very special contributions that only u can make 😂
#asks#to answer ur question for realsi#during times when i am actually employed#i would be animating rigs. which means very little drawing#my job would be clicking and keyboarding more than anything#the hours are long and my brain is so overheated#by the end of the work day i don't want to do anything artistic or even watch shows#so i never have the time for actual drawing. i miss it...#therefore. despite going into art as a profession. i don't rly do much art while employed 😢#i joke that my periods of greatest artistic growth were during my fandom hyperfixations#bc those were the times when i would explore styles#try new stuff and experiment with media and really work hard to make pieces look a certain way#whereas art school was more formulaic and apathetic (oh nooo i don't get to draw gay fanart for my assignments? what's the point)#nowadays? i've chilled out on the Great Experimental Growth phase#and try to draw stupid little things that don't take up too much brainpower#otherwise i get real in my head about my weaknesses#bc of course your peers in the anim program are going to KICK BUTT in several fields that you may not excel in#this is partially why i started drawing on my phone#bc it forces me to work with a small canvas. thus fewer details#i can't overthink what i can't see on my tiny screen!!!!#anyway. this period of unemployment has actually helped me draw personal art again. it's nice to rediscover your hobby AS A HOBBY#here's hoping u get something out of ur up-n-coming drawings too......
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while we're at it I'm still not over the fact Wataru literally went and semi-proposed to Eichi at the end of EP:Link ("This is me and I give this to you" REALLY CAN HE BE ANY LESS SUBTLE) and Eichi accepts that (!!) only to have Eichi say a few months later in Tempest that he's never been in love before.
Poor guy probably cried himself to sleep that night really Eichi you are such a cruel cruel man </3
#jesting and joking about that last bit#of course#well. partially#the cried himself to sleep butt is up for interpretation#They make me insane have I mentioned they're the love story ever?#they are so funny but they also hurt me in so many ways#wataei
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Sorry to all my followers, this is a Willow blog now 🤷🏻♀️
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having an uncommon trigger is literally the worst huh 😔😔😔
#i can’t exist both online and offline without seeing it#the trigger in question is my family’s cult and specifically ‘funny’ experiences with them/‘owning’ them or whatever#like of COURSE i get it!! make fun of the christians who come to your door with a bible always trying to worm their way in#i get it. believe me.#i just can’t escape it. even if there’s no joke the name of the cult itself gives me anxiety#partially because we’re taught not to ever engage with nonbelievers talking about us online#it’s a big no-no#so even though i’m not subscribed to if and haven’t been for forever that utter fear is still there#i wish i could let it go but it reduces me to a puddle of panic and trauma#and there’s no way for me to avoid it. i’ve blacklisted every tag possible on every social media site#but it all the little memes still show up. scenes in tv shows. tiktok anecdotes. it makes me wanna cry fjnsjdbfsjdjf#i even blocked an account Literally about providing resources for cult survivors bc i couldn’t bear seeing her videos abt my family’s cult#and now i’m like. Why. Girl you could’ve used that !!!!! djshdjfjdbs#it’s just the anxiety :(#anyways.txt
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interesting that i, a gay person, as in what has become the target demographic for succession, am being silenced and ignored (no likes on funny succ twitter post) by my own peers, my community (my moots who watch the damn show) and have to resort to venting in the outdated blogosphere! very telling, y'all!
#and y'all have the nerve to be acting like this during logan's funeral of all days!#wow so shocking#i am of course joking#partially#succession#aja#aja.txt
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