i love seeing people’s first reactions to the gavin bros because the first thought is never “oh he has a brother?” no it’s either “is that him [kristoph] when he was young?!?” or “WASN’T HE JUST ARRESTED??”

and i don’t blame anyone who thinks that because this is literally them

the most attractive person in bandom poll is gonna have Hayley vs Gerard in its final round and those two hydrogen bombs will decimate tumblr

From Tom Sturridge’s (Dream from Sandman) IMDb:

So you’re telling me this man:

Has been besties with this man:

Since middle school?

I have simultaneously a million and also no questions

One thing I need people to understand is that you can be demisexual and have a type. You can be more attracted to certain things in an abstract way without getting horny at people who have those things when you find out they have those things. You can also experience romantic or aesthetic attraction to certain features without those things alone making you horny. And you can have those things get you more horny when you become attracted to a person without those things doing it for every person with the same features.

I don’t know if I’m explaining properly but I get really frustrated sometimes when I talk about having a type of person I’m attracted to visually and having people assume I’m not actually demisexual because of that. There are other forms of attraction and there are things that a person might find very attractive when a person they like does it. Does this make sense?

Me, on my way home: everyone’s always like- ‘oh I’m earth bc I’m immovable, I’m water bc I’m fluid & cool, I’m fire bc I’m hot,’ but no one ever says that they’re the wind?? Like, I’m wind! If I was in an anime with any sort of cute elemental boy, I would kiss the wind

The Wind: *suddenly picks up*

Me:

Me: LET’S GO—

drew a little leon kennedy (re:4) with my head-canons, yay or nay?

also question for those reblogging, what headcanons do you guys have for leon (or anyone in the res e series)? i’m curious?..

I know it’s international asexuality day and we’re supposed to be proud of being ace and all. But idk. That’s hard when I really really hate that I’m ace. Being a cisgender heteroromantic sex-repulsed ace is not exactly a fun or positive experience for me. It is just me feeling lonely and defective and wrong all the fucking time. Like that’s genuinely great for all the aces and aro people out there who love it and can take pride in it. You’re valid and you’re not broken and I’m happy for you that you can embrace and celebrate this part of your identity, I genuinely am. But for me personally, I would give just about anything to not be ace, I hate it so much. Being ace has never not once done a single good for me.

She just woke up

sorry for this one hater moment but god i hate seeing hot emos and then seeing/meeting their boring mid cis man bf like you know you could do better than this. ok sorry needed to get that out

Rodrick Heffley…. God im a fucking simp don’t talk to me I need mental help

as much as I hate his band name and how much of a slob and a dirt bag he is

PLEASE ONE CHANCE OH MY GOD CAUSE LORD ALMIGHTY HES SO FUCKING HOT I WANT TO DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO THAT MAN HOLY FUCK

the simping started in elementary, skipping years later and then hitting me like a fucking train again and I’m still not over him

Spooky scary lesbian send shivers down your spine 😘

But even that passage by Navani proves my point! In Dalinar’s Navani thirst paragraphs, he’s talking about how beautiful she is, how wonderful and magnificent. How could anyone not be attracted to her? But Navani’s Dalinar thirst paragraphs? Are about how much she loves his personality, loves who he is as a person. Which of course is sweet. Which of course is good for the basis of any serious relationship. But if i was dating someone long term? And they refused to say Luke you are very hot Luke I love your personality but i also love your body. Luke you being built the way you are is not a detriment to our relationship that I’m overlooking because you have such a good personality. But rather a draw, a thing i am very much attracted to. Well if they didn’t have all that i think I’d cut the relationship off. Maybe im too allosexual for this line of thinking to not be upsetting to me. But i dunno!!!!‼︎ even those who are attracted to Dalinar aren’t into him physically and that makes me deeply sad. Because I’ve been there! I’ve been there. And it fucking sucks. Yeah

Venn diagram of my type in men and how I want to present as a trans guy

Dream of The Endless ( The Sandman )

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when nic from nirvana for girls fame said the way brothers pheromones i thought he was being silly but I Understand Now.

All those guys who are super focused on looking like a “chad” because they want pussy, have absolutely no idea what numbers emo twinks can get