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midnightwriter21 · 3 months

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jjk hcs: the jjk boys as boyfriends

characters: yuji itadori, megumi fushiguro, yuta okkotsu

warnings: none (i think?)

AN: if there’s anymore boyfriend hcs that you’d like to see lmk!! read gojo & nanami as boyfriends HERE

YUJI ITADORI

oh girl i am JEALOUS

he can be a little air headed at times but he’s the sweetest bf ever

i say he’s air headed but he’s actually very attentive

you get half an inch trimmed off your hair?

he notices immediately

“babe your hair looks great!”

notices everything about you actually

from your favorite color

to the brand of PENS you prefer to use

who tf notices the brand of pens people use?!?

yuji does

yk the tiktoks of boys picking entire BUSHES of flowers for their girlfriends

that’s him.

he straight up rips a whole bush out of the ground from the front of jujutsu high to give to you

principal yaga was not amused

gojo was tho

HE PRINTS OUT YOUR INSTAGRAM PICTURES TO REPLACE THE POSTERS OF MODELS ON HIS WALL

he’s so proud that your his girl fr

oh and he’s gotta hella pet names for you too

they’re all super basic

babe, sweetheart, cutie, etc.

he flirts w u like y’all aren’t together

awful pickup lines and everything

“do you have a mirror in ur pants? cause i can see myself in them.”

if u don’t think he’s the cutest then u can go argue with the wall bye

MEGUMI FUSHIGURO

he has me in a chokehold

anyways

at the beginning of y’all’s relationship he’s awkward as fuck

but he eases up pretty quickly

veryyyyyy private with y’all’s relationship

if you somehow get him to hold your hand in public let alone give you a kiss?!?

girl count ur blessings fr

and it’s not bc he’s embarrassed of your relationship or anything no ma’am

it’s bc he would NEVER hear the end of it from gojo, nobara, and yuji

valid excuse

but when you two are alone?

oh girl it’s like he’s glued to you

when i say clingy? i mean it

also

king of nap time!!

he’s kidnapping u, bring you to his dorm room, dropping u on the bed, and laying completely on top of you

swear it’s his solution to everything

ur tired? it’s nap time

sad abt something? it’s nap time

a curse beat ur ass? it’s nap time

gojo is being annoying? it’s nap time

nap time cures everything ong

he’s not too crazy w the pet names

in private he’ll call you babe

in public you’re lucky if he adds a -chan to ur name lol

he’s so pretty boy

also can we appreciate his gorgeous luscious eyelashes?

no? okay

YUTA OKKOTSU

i would give my first born to make him feel happy, safe, and loved

KING OF MY HEART

he’s so baby

he’s the type of bf that no matter how long y’all have been dating he still gets flustered over you

y’all been together for an hour? he’s blushing when you give him a kiss on the cheek

y’all been together for a week? he’s blushing when you give him a kiss on the cheek

y’all been together for a year? he’s BLUSHING WHEN YOU GIVE HIM A KISS ON THE CHEEK

HE. IS. BLUSHING.

which is so incredibly endearing and innocent

but don’t get me wrong

mess with this man too much?

oh he’ll snap

he has the patience of a saint. but when it runs out?

oh ur in for it miss gurl

period.

teasing him a lil too much tryna make him flustered

when he finally snaps he is switching that dynamic up real quick

now he’s the one smirking and feeling all smug while you’re the one with the bright red face

ahem…

anyways

yuta’s love for you is very intense

now don’t start thinking HE is intense cause no

i mean yuta loves you so much that he might just crawl up inside ur body and live there

that type of intense

you occupy his mind 99.9% of the time

he’s on a mission and has time to stroll through the mall

“oh y/n would like that” aND HE’S BUYING IT

he’s chit chatting with inumaki and panda

best believe he finds a way to bring you up in conversation

“oh! that reminds me y/n said something the other day about…”

he is the softest ever when it comes to pet names

sweetheart, my love, princess, etc.

i’m so soft for him he deserve the world

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multifariousqueer · 1 year

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hey baby, i hope you ok! if u are accepting requests i thinking reader sit on miles face, i know 1610!miles would be so sweet, now 42!miles... idk just late night intrusive thoughts 😩

OMG YESS I’VE BEEN THINKING OF THIS!!!

A/n: Hey y’all. Keep requesting smut fics and as always: IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT, SCROLL TF AWAY. Lmk if I should do more of these

Warnings: smut obvi, cunnilingus, imma try not to put so many warnings so y’all can actually see this post

Sitting on the Miles’ faces headcannons

Our Miles(1610)

Earth 1610

Definitely loves it fr

At first, you’re scared you’re gonna choke him but he’s adamant you won't

“Miles what if I crush you” “You won’t, I promise"

Those spider genes are strong fr. You feel light as a feather to him but you’re still scared

Makes sure you’re comfortable and willing to stop if needed

That being said, this man is a MUNCH

but he’s a soft munch, yk? He doesn’t do it often but when he does, he ain’t letting up

Contributed his mustache growth to you

Will tongue fuck you fr

holds your hand occasionally when he wants to be closer to you

When you lay back and rest your hands on his thighs let him do his thing as he’s full on eating you out>>>>

Will have you cumming in minutes

I feel like he’s gentle and watches your facial expressions to know if he’s doing good

Will close his eyes and just enjoy your pretty pussy and bask in how lucky he is to have you

“Mmmmm you’re this wet for me, mami?”

Is hard as a rock and he’s dripping precum but he’s so in love with you its worth it

If he feels you get up, he’ll think he did something wrong

“Did I do something wrong?” “No its just I’m close"

His ultimate goal in life is to have his head in between your Lucious thighs

cums at the thought

Thinks you taste like candy

your pussy is his paradise fr.

Will suck on your clit until you’re close and he’ll tongue fuck you

If you reach back and stroke him, he’s in love(more than usual)

When you cum, he swallows it and gulps it loud so you hear

“Mmmmm fuck mami, sabes a caramelo"

Will speak Spanish into your pussy

Goes feral if you run your fingers through his hair

Will def kiss you after and fuck you

Earth 42

“siéntate en mi cara, mami” “I’m scared that imma drown you or something” “I ain't made of glass. It’s okay"

I feel like he isn’t very good at it at first so you have to guide him

“Mmmmm right there, papi” “fuck, eres tan buena, mi corazón"

Once you tell him where to go and how to do it, you’re hooked

His face is basically made for your face atp

Will speak Spanish into your pussy, just like our miles

Teases you by licking circles around your clit and flicking over it occasionally and when you jump and whimper, he chuckles

"muy sensible, mi vida” “mmm you’re making me feel so good”

you smile and run your hand on his braids and he smirks into your pussy before returning his lips to your clit

when you cum, he will savor that shit

like he will act like he’s eating the best meal ever

“mmmm fuck, mami no puedo vivir sin este coño” “mmm fuckkk papi, you always put it down right

knows he’s the only one who can make you feel this way

will leave your legs shaking 100000%

makes your vision blur once he gets good at eating

has a long tongue and will literally lick your g spot until youre cumming

Doesn’t stop there tho, he will still suck your clit like a ring pop even after you cum

“Papi, I finished” “I didn’t"

Will get pissed if you get up and he will grab your thighs and pull you back down

“Don’t stop me when I’m eating, mami"

You’re a stuttering mess when he’s done

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yae-energy · 11 months

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get in bitch, we’re going shopping

synopsis: my take on what it’s like going to the mall with saiki and friends

cast: kusuo saiki, shun kaidou, aren kuboyasu x shopaholic black fem reader (all platonic)

cw: theft (kuboyasu’s part) , cursing

a/n: this won the poll so come get y’all snacks ! this was also mega fun to write omg 😭😭😭

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saiki - doesn’t even wanna be there

- bro just wants to stay home ong 😭

- def keeps that germanium ring on him cause he is not trynna hear everybody’s nasty ass thoughts

- sticks close to you if you’re in a group cause you’re the only one who isn’t stressing him out

- also cause you tend to wander off when looking at display windows

- has to keep you from going into every store y’all come across but man is that an exhausting job

- like he don’t wanna be there all damn day

- but having to stop you from getting pouty cause they didn’t have the sneakers you want is worse

- will literally use his clairvoyance to find the shoes in another store and then swap it with a different pair of the same value so you can shut the hell up 😭 (love a supportive king !!)

“they dont have the shoes?? i literally waited all damn day for those and they don’t even- …. huh? since when did these get here?”

“must be magic, now let’s get the hell outta here PLEASE”

- food court enthusiast !!!

- without a doubt his favorite place in the mall

- buys you both lunch

- also buys you a key chain as a gift cause he saw you eyeing it in one of the windows, and puts it in one of your bags so you’ll see it when you get home

- will not tell you he bought it

- you rambling to him on the way to school the next day about how you must’ve gotten it by mistake is a reward in itself

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kaidou - shopaholic bestie

- just like you, kaido loves a good shopping spree !!!

- he’s gotta deck himself out so dark reunion knows who they messing with !!!

- they don’t call him the jet black wings for nothing 😤

- gives surprisingly good fashion advice

“this color brings out your skin tone you should get this”

“these shoes match that hat you should get these”

“gold accessories fit your skin perfectly”

- loves when you give him a fashion show if you’re trying on clothes

- will literally make you runway walk 💀

- hot topic king !!!!

- prob their biggest buyer tbh

- gets those corny graphic tees and you have to BEG him to not wear them in public

- like he genuinely thinks they’re cool and you’re like

“😬…lets not”

- goes straight to the bookstore to see if they have any new manga

- will be there for hours if you don’t pull him out

- like he dead read a whole book once while you were out looking for bags

- you bought it for him as a treat cause he carried all your bags for you

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kuboyasu - a thief in the night

- im sorry y’all but this man def steals (same tho/hj)

- and doesn’t give a fuck either

- but most of the time it’s not even on purpose fr

- like he’ll pick up something and be like

“damn this shit cool ash”

- then will forget he has it in his hand and walk out with it 😭

- is banned from 3 of your favorite stores for doing this so he just stands outside like a club bouncer and waits for you

- best believe if someone tries to get at you he’s there to keep em in check !!

- once a cashier tried to get your number and he was not having it

“nuh uh”

- like 🤷🏽‍♀️ sorry but if they look like a loser he’s not letting it happen

- people assume you guys are dating cause he does that but he’s just a little protective fr

- he ain’t letting no scrub try to take you out, tf he look like?

- steals you that expensive bag you wanted

- goes with you into the makeup stores and lets you swatch the lipsticks on him if you run out of room on your hand

- will be mad if they don’t have your shade in anything and curse out the employees

- gets banned

#saint laurent productions #the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki x reader #kaido x reader #kuboyasu x reader #saiki headcanons #saiki k x reader #saiki k x black reader #x black reader

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duskymrel · 1 year

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Milkshake date!

Synopsis: You're on a date with the TWST 2nd years at the Monstro Lounge, and you order a milkshake. Obviously you two are going to share it with two straws, this is a fanfic!

Azul:

-Oh boy

-Baby boi is trying so hard to stay calm but we all know he's screeching on the inside

-Homies face is so red while y'all drink the milkshake

-Don't get me wrong, he loves it, but it just feels so intimate

-Plus the Tweels are watching 😨

-Angelfish, please hang on. He'll be right back. He just needs to go delete the video Jade took...

Floyd:

-Awwww Shrimpy 😍

-You read his mind

-He's so excited

-He's probably giggling a little while you two drink

-Hell, lets throw some cheek poking in there too!

-He really loves you, you know that?

-Azul shut up he's spending time with his Shrimpy stop telling him to go back to work >:(

-What noooo Floyd's not my favorite don't accuse me of choosing favourites

Jade:

-Fuhuhuhu~

-Well aren't you such a dear~?

-Of course he's more than willing to shake this milkshake with you

-He's very amused at your antics

-Floyd stop snickering do you know how many embarrassing stories he has of you-

-Anyways he wouldn't be flustered at all. Hell, he's one of the smug ones.

-I love him he's my favorite mushroom-core guy ❤

Kalim:

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

-Oml he's so excited!!

-Please god don't give him sugar 😨

-He just thinks this is the cutest darn thing!

-He's another giggler

-You can practically see the sparkles in his eyes

-He's just a cinnamon roll <3

-Jewel, you're a genius!! He loves you sm.

Jamil:

-Azul kinnie

-He too is trying to stay cool on the outside, but he's a flustered mess inside

-He tries to cover how flustered he is with a smug smirk

-Did you intentionally only get one milkshake...?

-Yes?

-Well... he supposes he can deal with it, just for you.

-Babygirls a tsundere fr fr

Ruggie:

-Awww

-You want to share a milkshake~?

-Hehehehehe of course!

-He loves free drinks sharing an intimate moment with his lover!

-But honestly, the tips of his ears are a lil red

-He finds it a really sweet gesture

-Leona stfu get out stop mocking him or no more head pats why are you here >:(

Silver:

-Kind of unfazed

-Don't get me wrong! He appreciates it

-He just doesn't feel the need to make a huge deal of it

-He smiles softly at you while y'all drink

-He's so babygirl

-Wait

-Stop

-DON'T FALL ASLEEP TF

-He's sorry 😔

Riddle:

-AJXHDBSJCHNDKX

-Stop you'll kill him

-He's BEET RED

-He has heart eyes tho

-He finds it really sweet

-He drinks with you, after checking to make sure there's no rules against milkshakes

-...Ace, you have exactly .8 seconds to stop snickering before it's Off With Your Head for a month 👹

-Rose, he really, really loves you. <3

-Oh look my other favorite character

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Thank you for reading! I hope you enjoyed!

I do take requests!!! I'll write for any character. My rules are no NSFW (yet), pedophilia, incest, yandere (sorry I never found it appealing), etc.

I WILL write: Any MC you want! Tall, short, plus sized, male, female, gender neutral, trans, LGBTQ+, or literally anything! I enjoy writing fluff but I don't mind angst or other things. I'll gladly write suggestive things, just not NSFW quite yet. I'll write pretty much any scenario too, except for what I've listed above.

Have a good day darlings!

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joyswonderland1108 · 1 year

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🙃

I know i said that my biases are Jimin and JK but i never said i wasn’t a big fan of 3J which means that if Hobi is being disrespected imma snap your head in half!

Every time i come here to talk about something nice there’s a whole mess going on that at this point my blog is turning to a rant blog ffs. When did this fandom become like this? When did the toxicity became huge to the point where you can’t go a day without something disgusting being spread online?

So by now everybody knows that Hybe posted an announcement about Hobi’s upcoming enlistment that he started the procedure already, we saw that coming but it’s still upsetting of course, we still felt sad knowing how real it’s becoming that Hobi is leaving for MS too. So we’re trying to come to terms with it and another announcement only this time it’s a happier one:

We were also able to see our Sunshine live

(Credits to Dalto on Twitter)

Now i believe you see where this is going right? So Hope on the street is a single set to be released on March 3rd, key word here : SINGLE. One song. But of course dickheads have a thing to say right? Saying how he is interfering with Jimin’s solo if he couldn’t release it before why choose now bla bla bla rat language.

I’ve mentioned in my previous post that even one song can take a while let alone many, some artists spent 2 3 years on one song, it’s called perfectioning it, working on every possible flaw so that the end result is something that lets the artist feel satisfied with the hard work he put in it. So to answer the “why didn’t he release it before?” simply because he couldn’t “why won’t he release it later?” simply because he can’t.

Now saying that he’s interfering with Jimin’s solo.. There are 20 days between March 3rd and March 24th (not including both dates) and again am going back to the key word, it’s a SINGLE it’s only one song how tf is that interfering with Jimin’s solo? There’s enough time to give attention to Hope on the street and also be ready for FACE.

It’s actually funny to see people try to make it a competition between none other than Jihope like.. Be so fr right fucking now! It’s not like y’all are legally blind to not notice how close those two are, they’re besties, and more than anything they are happy for each other so for a bunch of low-life strangers trying to put their 2 useless cents of thoughts on the matter.. y’all just shut the fuck up

Now if Hobi just decided to enlist without dropping anything, people would be saying how he’s not appreciating Army he just left like that or why did he wait all that time to enlist if he doesn’t have more work to do or or or.. Of course there’s always something to complain about, this fandom is never satisfied and would you look at that, the boys still think about this stupid fandom and dedicate their work to them.

Honestly there should be a whole separate new fandom for our boys, a private one that is, Vip or whatever you wanna call it, like you can’t get into that fandom unless you pass the morals test, the personality test, etc.. Army be fighting with that other fandom (not mentioning the name but y’all already know who, no hate to the girlies they’re cool, can’t say the same thing about their fandom tho) when they’re no better, creating shit INSIDE the fandom to begin with.

It’s seriously getting tiring and sickening how people were just allowed to become this hateful, it’s like they forget that they got into this fandom that was started because of BTS like.. THE WHOLE BAND! Yes these 7 men are all different and unique but they’re also part of the same band whether you like it or not and if they wanted to go solo like many of y’all are dying for it to happen they would’ve done it a while ago it’s not the first time idols leave their band to go on a solo journey. If y’all have no respect for these boys as a band at least have respect towards your favs and what they want, what they wish for and the people they love.

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martharaccoon · 4 months

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Mr & Mrs Smith TV Show

Spoilers// first thoughts while watching

Episode 2 Second Date

*touches the other side of the bed*

Is she looking for John??!?

Oh… for max… i thought there was a time jump 💀

Max chilling with John is everything

Snooping, come on now Jane 😭

Well at least she was straight up with it ig

Well i mean they aren’t normal so I guess it’s not as bad

😟 not the XXX website 😟

Girl did that on purpose to mess with him lmaoo

“Do you have a cat?” 🤨 ya uh bye bitch don’t talk to me

Jane slays

“What’s up with that guy?” John

“I don’t know but he’s kinda of hot tho” Jane😃

John : ☹️🤨

John did not like that 😭

Oh he’s down bad already

“Let’s make a pact, get money, go our separate ways, no sex” ya uh how long we thinking that’s gonna last

Mr. Hihi should’ve just went into match making as a job instead of this spy stuff.

Like bud keeps matching people that are compatible then they go AWOL like his greatest gift keeps screwing up his job.

Like just make your own dating app, you’ll have a lot more success there

Theory: Mr. Hihi is the neighbor

I’m just going to ignore what she did in the mirror there

John got that 20/20 vision, couldn’t be me

Nah I don’t like this bidder, brother you can’t just go and get in peoples personal space like that. Leave bow tie guy alone

John about to Rizz up this man

What

Happening

“Your both dogs” what tf is going on rn 💀💀

😭😭😭 oh hell nah

Save me some one

HELpPPPPPPPPPPP

Stick him with the needle plzzzzz

Guys I can’t even explain what I just witnessed

Uh oh

This mission is screwed

Or not?

“I was with this man as a dog!” 😭😭

“Your just lonely” okay but that’s not a crime

Called them out fr

Mission half successful 🤷‍♀️

I mean nobody cared about this guy so

It’s time to get chopping

Jane: “Do you feel bad, I feel really bad”

John: *nods*

He getting it guys, he’s getting it

They got a movie theater?!??! Lucky bastards

I knew she put the porn there for him 😭😭

Jane: “And when I say out, I mean O-U-T out!”

John: 😑

Jane: 😬

Them messing with each other is gold

“Do you want to kiss me?” 😦😦😦 omg omg wait wait

“Yeah I’ll kiss you” guys wait what wait I was not expecting this in episode 2

Oh we getting serious real quick

That pact did not last a damn day 😭

Okay 3 strikes your out with this whole mission business. They can only fail two more times without backlash. And I’m guessing that backlash is death.

#review sort of?#what in the wacky episode #mr and mrs smith tv show #mr and mrs smith #mr & mrs smith tv show #mr & mrs smith #donald glover #maya erskine #episode 2

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dio-the-thot-exterminator · 2 months

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I feel so weird and like I'm doing something wrong?? My Boss manager always being so passive aggressive to me or maybe I'm just not used to ppl being so stupid.

She's like "you NEED to be selling the credit cards more. You know we base your scheduling on how many credit card u sell and if you don't have high numbers then when I start hiring new people..."

HIRING WHO?????? HIRING WHOO???? Id like to see all the people you’re hiring hmm? Where? You can barely keep ur own managers from constantly calling out of work. So ur forced to do 60 hr work weeks every month. I know u ain't talking to me And the other two associates always call out or don't show up so I have to come and cover for them…I KNOW YOU AIN'T TALKING TO ME!??!??!?!?

"Your job is to sell the stuff at the counter and credit cards" ok then why am I sweeping the floors and cleaning the bathrooms and wiping the mirrors and pricing merch and tagging and taking out the trash and dusting and packaging online orders etc?

She like "even tho ur just an associate u NEED to be reading the emails everyday" girl how is knowing what the stores over n Texas and Florida make gon help me 💀 She acts like she got hella people on stand by bitch u dont she tryna lecture telling me I need to do more... All you do is talk on the phone and ask ppl to join ur church.

She be in the corner somewhere on the phone and the customers are like "um...excuse me?" And she ignored them so I gotta help them. Even tho she tasked me with scanning all the fucking items in the store!!

And she literally told me "u need to pay attention more to the customers YOU'RE NOT HERE TO COMPLETE TASKS!!!" AHHHHHHUAHHHHHHHHHHHHH what do you mean???????? Wtf am i here for then??

I'm bout to snap on her fr maybe I'm too combative… she got me pushing around this chart.

She was like complaining "uh make sure you fix that bcuz y'all like to leave it a mess 😒" And I was bout to say "bitch who tf is y'all??????" I KNOW how you are and I know you complain about every lil thing, so whenever i'm pushing that chart around it be looking neat and tidy and I put it back like that too.

I'm da best employee she has!!! My other managers Jays and Red were literally like “ugh we were so lucky to have found you” and the other day a customer had came back into the store to tell my manager Red what a good job i did helping her find what she needs and being accommodating…The other associates dont do shit.

The college girl who barely works saw a box all messed up, she tried to quickly close the top (didn't work) and then she just walked away. I was like "um aren't u gon fix that?" And she was like "oh yeah right" Like??? And all she does is stand behind da counter. The store be a mess and she be standing.

The phone guy just be on his phone and he be chilling in da back. I know u are not on my case. when u let a whole ass employee stay in the break room his entire shift 💀.

I feel like she get someone sort of power trip off it and she just needs someone to terrorize and she choose me because I'm always there 🥲 (this is the reward i get for being a real ass employee??)

Boss manager was like "I'm going to start quizzing you guys on what was in the manual bcuz y'all act like talk forgot, you NEED to be following them!!" Girl still on shit from da "training" videos. Shit she don't even follow…

Yesterday she was like, “go reprice the entire clearance section, make sure you don't leave the chart out!!! Every Time someone walks in the store, put the chart back and greet them!!! (she's standing next to the entrance doing nothing) Well this NEEDS to be done before your shift ends so get it together hurry up!!! And you can actually leave the chart out when u need to ring someone up on the register (she is one the phone and didn't notice someone standing there) OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT GUY NEEDS HELP!!! HELP HIM!!! GOOOO!!! AND TAKE THE CHART WITH YOU!!!!! OMG OMG STOP STOP LEAVE THE CHART HELP THAT GUY NOWW UGHHHHHHH!!!!!" and she is...standing there doing nothing...he walked up to her first bcuz she was closer…

Its so awkward asking someone to apply for the credit card, bcuz the boss manager expects you to harass every customer (she literally follows them around the store and asking them repeatedly to sign up i counted once…she asked one person 7 times) AND it's not even only the credit card, it's everything in the damn store. AND she only wanted 1 person on the register even when its rlly busy, trying to sell everything in the store…. (you guys only 2 people are allowed in the ENTIRE STORE one associate and one manager bcuz the company wants to be cheap)

It's like the customer places whatever they’re buying down and I have to say “hey this thing is buy one get on half if you're interested, and we have this item on sale, also if you wanted any of these items they’re behind you. Do you want any of this? I can show you the different ones we sell. And we have this too. I can help you pick out the one you need. We also have a credit card, if you want, you'll earn coupons and get a discount off today's purchase :D"

And she wants us, to say that, TO EVERY SINGLE CUSTOMER!! Everyone…

So it gets so awkward asking, especially if they are just buying like one little item. And to make things worse she's so nitpicky about everything like I was asking if they wanted to join our rewards and she was like "ugh if you ask it like that of course they're gonna say no!!!" And then she...didn't give me a way I should ask them…

I just nod and say "okay" whenever she starts ranting. She just get on my nerves a lot but that's also bcuz ima hater. Idk i feel like i do everything correctly and efficiently so idk why my managers are always attacking or complaining about me.

Can I pleaseeeee have a job where I only need to complete tasks??? Where are those jobs?? Someone point me in the right direction

#bobs files #keep playing with me #grown ass woman #you give old people a bad name #this why you gon be stuck in retail till the day you uahfjvksjgrjsjgvagmesh #lemme not wish ill on da elderly

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theplatypusblue · 2 months

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COMPILING ALL LEGENDS OF CHIMA SEASON 1 THOUGHTS BELOW THE READ MORE (super long post, written as I was watching)

(I can be a little mean but I promise I’m having fun lol)

Episodes 1 + 2:

Man this shits super boring.

Idk if I can get behind craggers plot line tbh. He’s too much of a dumbass for me to really root for him.

The lore seems really cool so far. I like the settings and the stuff about the legend beasts.

Like?? Forest full of trees that just fall down all the time? Epic.

Legend beasts are especially cool cuz it means this is how Chima characters react when seeing a regular ass lion for the first time:

Episode 3:

Man Laval really fucked everything up.

I have a feeling all of cragger’s dumbass-ness, like, transferred over to laval and now we’re gonna be seeing him making all the dumbass decisions

The only thing I really care about here is the b-plot about Gorzan and his flower. More engaging than the main plot

Episode 4:

Prediction about Laval replacing Cragger as the resident dumbass seems to be coming true

Gorzan is quickly becoming my favorite.

Oh hey look it’s the beavers!! I remember they show up in that one episode of ninjago. I had zero context for what they were all about then but now I know!!

Episode 5:

The gorilla tribe seems like the most chill out of everyone. Gorillas 👍

Can I just say I hate the fucking skunk. He sucks.

Honestly kind of a nothing episode

Episode 6:

Eagle spire does that cool thing where all the buildings are built on super scary precipices. There’s literally a post going around about this exact thing but I can’t find it rn

Oh so the eagles are just a bunch of nerds. A little weird I guess(?) I feel like eagles are usually symbols of strength n stuff so that’s different. It’s giving cloud kingdom.

“Wing girl” tf kinda nickname??

Apparently the ravens are double crossing everyone but I have not been paying close enough attention to what’s going on to really process that

Ok so it was all an extremely convoluted way for the crocs to get everyone to fight each other. And the ravens tried to profit but they’re kinda stupid so nothing really worked out for anyone

Episode 7:

Purble moon??? Epic

Man the bears are so epic just like me fr

Nooo don’t mess w the gorillas they’re so chill :(

I am entirely uninterested in the 100 year full moon skunk fart lore. Sorry.

It’s a little strange and maybe I’m hallucinating but I feel like the animation has has somehow gotten better?? Like the lighting or smthn…. Or the facial expressions???

Oh….. skunk fart lore is plot relevant………

Now that I’m thinking… is that the only skunk in chima?? Cuz rn it looks like just the one guy

Episode 8:

Oh it’s a big boy chi

There’s a fucking peacock?? Don’t know how to spell his name. So wait if he wins who does the chi go to?? He gets it all to himself?

Oh wait nvm it’s probably a cragger thing. Mr. Peacock comes back after retirement or w/ever in order to do some evil shit with the crocs I get it I get it

Gorzan I love you

WHO THE FUCK IS THAT GUY?? Is it a pig? A warthog??? It’s giving Mr. E vibes.

Man idk this episode is structured rlly weirdly. Nothing really fit together very well. It’s alright tho.

Episode 9:

GORILLA EPISODE?? Let’s go dude

It funny cuz I feel like gorillas aren’t actually this mellow irl

STOP FUCKING WITH THE GORILLAS CRAGGER I’LL KILL YOU

Oh hey it’s our mystery mans. Oh nevermind he left again.

There are balloon plants?? Oh yeah those are the things they were using in the other episode. Sorry I wasn’t paying attention to anything else that happened.

Episode 10:

Uhh I forgot to take notes while watching uhhh

The fox guy was cute. I like a little fox guy

This episode managed to make me feel a little bad for cragger!! He wants to do a good job but he kinda sucks at everything :(

It also made me confused abt cruller!!! What are you doing w ur life girl!!!!

Kinda messed up how the wolves had to serve the crocodiles tho… probly for the best she threw away that pledge

If Laval’s dad is right when he says they’re not gonna race for chi for a long time, I’m guessing they’re not gonna do any more racing episodes for some time. That’s fine honestly.

WAIT THAT RHINO GUY’S DYING. Oh nvm. This whole situation is cringe I hope it’s a one-off thing….

Also I forgot everyone thinks craggers parents are dead but really they’re just chilling in that canyon. Kinda funny actually

Episode 11:

Oh man the wolves are fucking everything up

“We all gotta stay here till the walls are fixed” bruh just call the beavers or smthn

Man what is the deal with this shadow wind dude.

If there’s one similarity I could point out with ninjago, it’s all this talk abt ~the balance~. I guess it makes sense since they take place in the same universe, technically

These bears are so cute lol napping does solve everything so true

Episode 12:

Jets travel super fast in the air. If they’re going through a storm Laval should totally be dead by now

Cragger is setting boundaries!! We love to see it. Cruller is acting pretty cringe. In her ~~girlfailure era~~

Is Laval gonna fall in this gorge?? Oh yeah he’s gonna fall in this gorge

Noooo Gorzans underwear is gonna tear

It’s a little sweet how Laval still wants to help out cragger

Episode 13:

I guess I’m still not super into cragger but I pity him a little. He’s trying his best but he’s just a bit stupid. And also his sister sucks ass

Okay. So she may be cringe but cruller is living her best(-ish) life.

That wolf is wearing a really cute apron

Man they were bringing up Shadow wind earlier and I thought they were gonna reveal their identity but now I’m a bit disappointed…

Laval is being peak dumbass rn I kinda like it. “The warm milk of oppression” lol

Pretty cute finale tbh

That��s where Tubi says season 1 ends, so i think I’ll just stop here for now. I guess they’ll bring up craggers parents next season?? For now they’re still stuck chilling in that canyon.

I definitely feel like it’s a show that doesn’t have super strong characters. I think it would better if the show leaned more into the world it’s created instead, if that makes sense. Maybe later the character writing will improve a little bit, and I’ll changed my tune. But!! Who knows. I’m having fun with it.

Idk when I’ll get to season 2, cuz I get super busy sometimes (I started this one a couple months ago but couldn’t finish it till now ugh) but I do want to continue watching!! Eventually!!!

#lego shows #chima liveblog thing #for reference I’m coming at this from the perspective of someone who’s pretty much only watched ninjago #so far the two shows seem pretty similar and that not a bad thing!! I try not to compare them too much but they def have similar ideas #going on behind the scenes or whatever. if that makes sense #I debated main tagging this and I don’t think I’m gonna do it….. idk

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WXS AND 25-JI HEADCANONS LIVING TOGETHER IN A APARTMENT

WXS

Rui had the house full of robots already

And Nene is going crazy about it

Everyday in the morning Emu woked up everyone with a wonderhoy

"WONDERHOYYYYY THE SUN IS UPP"

"EMU IS LITERALLY 6:00 AM WTF"

Nene has a paper in front of the door that says "DO NOT ENTER" (she is isolated from everyone lmao)

"NENEEEE THE FOOD IS HE-"

"EMU CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT IS IN THE FRONT OF THE DOOR?!?, GET TF OUT N O W"

Nobody can cook in the group, so they just order food lmao-

Nene one time tried to get everyone out of the apartment because she was so irritated

OO and Tsukasa's room is so shiny because is full of orange and stars and lights everywhere lmaooo

"Tsukasa-kun i- woah, ehh- can you turn some lights off please?-"

"HUHH?!??? BUT IM A SUPERSTAR, THE ROOM MUST BE SHINY LIKE ME!"

And talking about rooms, Rui's room has robots everywhere-

"Rui, wanna- HOW IN THE ACTUAL HELL YOU CAN WALK WITH A ROOM LIKE THIS"

"hm? What are you talking about?"

And Emu's room is full of color and unicorns bunnies etc.-

"Emu, i- wanted to a-"

"WONDERHOYYY NENE, WHAT DO YOU NEED?"

"How someone could live in a room like this-..."

"HUUUUH?!? NENE? WONDERHOY, WONDERHOYYY?!? NENE WAKE UPPP!!"

Oh, and if your wondering, nene's room is full of videogames posters videogames and more videogames lmao

25-ji

Mizuki literally wakes up everyone putting music out L O U D to the point that Ena and Mizuki get into an argument-

"UGHHH MIZUKI WHAT ARE YOU DOING, IT'S 5:00 AM LET ME SLEEP"

"HUH?!? THAT IS NOT FAIRRRR"

They literally always eake up everyone-

They most of time puts Kikuo and Mitski songs sjsjsj and sometimes Kanade will listen to Hatsune Miku

Kanade's room is like REALLY messy, and Mizuki sometimes tries to make her organize it, or even help her-

"Heyy Kana- HUH?! YOUR ROOM IS SO MESSY YOU SHOULD TRY TO ORGANIZE IT!"

"Oh... Mizuki, and yes...maybe i should..."

"MAYBE YOU SHOULD...MAYBE YOU SHOULD?! NAH YOU ARE GOING TO DO IT N O W, C'MON AMA HELP YOU"

And Ena's room is pretty messy too, specially her art utensils, and she has the enter forbidden to Mizuki and Mafuyu lmao-

And Mafuyu 's room is literally pretty organized- like a miracle-

And expect Akito to go to the apartment randomly-

OO AND ONE TIME ENA TRIED TO GET MIZUKI AND MAFUYU OUT OF THE APARTMENT LMAOOO- and Kanade like "ayo?-"

"ENOUGH YOU BOTH GET.OUT, YOU ARE TOO ANNOYING MIZUKI, AND MAFUYU, YOU ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS YOU GET TF PUT OF ME FR"

"ENA NO IM SOWWY-"

"ok-"

OO and Mizuki's room is full of pink and cute things, it's literally so cute-

"UUGHH ENA STOP, YOU PROBABLY HAVE A MESSING ROOM TOO-"

"Nah, i actually have a pretty organized and ✨CUTE ✨ room, so you can't argument about it because I have the best room comparing to y'all"

"AAGH"

"..."

"why are they even fighting... it doesn't even make sense"

So yeah-

SHFNKSKCJF THIS IS SO REAL THO I HEART IT <3 me mizuki would be a menace as a roommate..../lh

#mod amia !#silly moments !!

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princess-pill-enjoyer · 2 years

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Misc: Small changes on my page

Maybe I'm the only one that's super attached to my pfp now HAHAHA

It's one of my favorite pictures of Juice. Dude was just chilling Plus the hoodie cool I woulda jacked TF out that mess if I ever met him in person. I dont even care. It could be a whole ass concert going on and if I woulda saw it I would be TELEPORTING to get that shit 💀💀💀

Anyway, I'm gonna change it something different. It's a favorite sure but I feel like it's hard to tell it's him + it's not centered and that been annoying me ever since I noticed

it'll be between these. uhh i don't know how I'm gonna choose but I will eventually. don't ask me why I have that many pictures of him cause I couldn't even tell you LMAOO

Ah this is gon sound so pathetic and I know I'm partially this hype about him cause it's become something me and R mutually enjoy but I wish I coulda met him. I won't lie to me his music isn't so so groundbreaking as some make it out to be imo. But even with that.. I dunno. It was nice to hear something negative about drugs for once you know? A lot of artists I listen to that talk about that sort of thing make it like its a flex. Not to say he doesn't lmao. But I like that I can listen to one song about him acting like codeine is the most amazing substance ever known to man but within the next song acknowledge that his addiction is a problem even with it feeling like its helping.

Plus, I appreciate the variety in his sound. I feel there's this weird.. standard? i dunno. Im used to the sad songs always having to be slow and traditional instruments and all that. I like that I can jump into a slow song about him thinking about his past and then the next I can go into a hype song about him needing to change before its too late

I'm not religious atp and maybe I just haven't found the religion that speaks to me. But if the Christians were right about there being a second world where everyone just chills for the rest of eternity, I hope I can see him there. His songs mean a lot to me now. Some of being small, some of it being a huge part of me now, but overall I just wish I could give him my words of appreciation

Shit makes me really sad. I wish he would've had more time in the spotlight. He's still a household name anyway but it sucks that he can't see just how big he is nowadays

ah see this is why I never talk about why I like Juice cause everytime I do I circle back to him going too soon and I tear up. I'm glad he got to live a cushy life for a little bit at least. I know he got hella money just from Lucid Dreams alone

HA aww that reminds me of this one interview where he was just like.. yeah.. that shit wasn't a big deal like hat 💀

LIKE??'

mf you made one of the most iconic and recognizable songs of our gen and you gon fr say that

He also said he ain't even like the song like that but that I can't fault him on. He didn't get enough time to show his full scope smh. I wish he couldve made ore stuff so he could move past the dude-that-made-Lucid-Dreams title he had

I've gotten better with it but it's still CRUSHING to think about. Shit is still mindboggling

Edit: I ended up coming across this picture and it made the choice obvious. I feel like I don't have too too many pictures of him cheesing so it's always stood out to me. I remember at the time I didn't even like land of darkness like that but I kept listening to it cause the picture was so sweet. Dude looked hella happy :)

Tho.. mb for lying. was not the plan T^T

#misc

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reaction to the last 3 eps of s&b - im doing it all at once bc i wanna get it over with considering im gonna be rlly sad watching these knowing we'll never get a real ending.

also YES i was heartbroken over the cancellation even tho i hadnt finished the show. im emotionally attached to the books okay!! leave me alone

oh this is the hallucination scene i've heard too much about

the fucking BUTTERFLIES

bye not wylan's overly dramatic ass

"a village boy cut in half by a plow blade" isnt that literally what happened to kaz's dad

"hope is an illusion. a lie" hes such a kaz ripoff

oh i didnt think tolya had a hallucination i've never heard anyone talk about it

whos blood is that im gonna guess tamar

why am i so smart like

if they rush jesper's developement with one hallucination im gonna be mad

what happened i cant tell. he better not have rejected her again or whatever ugh theyre so cute tho

WOW i love how they always go from established relationships to some angsty kanej scene.

love how he doesnt stare at her lovingly or shit hes just fucking glaring she knows her man fr

oh never mind the soft voice is crazy

uh ya i didnt want to make assumptions until now but making inej's hallucation about kaz was Not it.

like in a way ik its about how she wants consent but its mainly so she can leave kaz at the end of the show kaz kaz kaz its always about kaz

this is why we needed the spinoff they couldve FIXED it

"erm they shouldnt have done it wrong in the first place" how righteous of you unfortunately im too emotionally attached to the characters so i wish they had another chance

ok bad choice aside her realizing its not real bc she knows kaz could never be like that or even try is kinda heartbreaking!! 🙂

oh hell no did she eat the fucking butterfly i thought it was the petal at first 🤡

"if you have no one left to fight for" and then cutting to inej aaaa

no the way his eyes softened and the way inej stroked his face w her thumb ... and then he realized

okay thank god cuz for a second i thought the crows were gonna js be dead the entire episode

hes the firebird what the fuck?? (sorry chat i havent finished r&r yet)

why does that kinda downplay malina like knowing that they're meant for each other cuz of destiny or some shit

then again they never had to fall in love just find each other they did the romance part on their own

where tf is kaz

oh what the fuck. this scene is so messed up (Talking abt the one where the darkling is holding baghra)

my laptop's screen time is almost up so i must pause unfortunately. i could watch on my phone but thats boring so

uhm so its been 3 days have i been stalling?? maybe 🙂 can you blame me??

is that old guy her husband?? uh

seeing kaz smile for more than a fleeting one second is so unnatural

oh my god oh my god is her whole speech about love not being a weakness gonna make kaz realize something

wow okay they did rush jesper's development with one hallucination

toyla is the #1 wesper shipper fr ‼️‼️💪🏽

"someday someone is going to sweep you of your feet so hard" haha nikolai

"me and my "slab or fur" will be far away, off the map, deep in love" uh babe i hate to tell you this..

not kaz shaking his head at wesper as if hes not the reason theyre together 💀

see here they go butchering inej's character again!!

like. in the books she realizes she needs to let go of kaz because she finds her purpose - hunting slavers. in this she just realizes it because of some fuckass hallucination which was about him Why Is It Always About Him

cant tell if im slightly relieved that they cancelled the spinoff because they might have ruined her more or more mad that they cancelled it because they couldve fixed it

i am eating the malina angst up 🗣️🗣️(not bc i dont like them i do like them thats why i need them to be sad. all my favorite ships need angst)

ooh he knows he knows abt mal

next episode except i have to sleep so im probably gonna watch like 2 minutes of it. but i'll try to finish this and the last one tmrw because the more i delay it the sadder i get about the cancellation though my brain wants me to believe otherwise

she (the tidemaker girl idk her name) looks so ready to punch him like yeah girl me too

help the grin on that one girls face when he says kill the king

ok 2 minutes r over so bye

and im back its only the next day also the deleted footage oh my god im on the floor?? plus the fact that it got "what business" trending on twitter with 33k tweets is so fucking funny to me

anyways.

bye i jumped when the darkling showed up in mal's room why do the smallest fucking things always scare me

oh ya theyre cousins. alina has a type huh

mal would kinda get along with inej i can feel it!!

wait whos the arm for also david is lwk smooth wow

they keep mentioning the crows but WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY its been almost 20 minutes 😐

why that is the only tamar and nadia moment all season like not that i was expecting more from netflix but Still

oh thats the last line from the book (i havent finished r&r yet but i skipped to the end as i do with every book so. lol 💀)

omg matthias i kinda thought he wouldnt show up again

oh god i feel like this show has such a lighting problem sometimes

its bad enough that i have no idea whats going on in general

INEJ

INEJ I MISSED YOU

she gotta stop bowing down to alina she is as much of a saint

did they kill off david and genya wtf

i have to pause for a bit bc my laptop needs to charge also i still have no idea whats going on

back

no theyre (david and genya) alive yay 🙏🏽🙏🏽

what the fuck is he doing

oh OHH now theyre killing him off. how could they do that to genya

the other crows are here FINALLY

when ur entire onscreen developemnt is literally 5 minutes 😍😍👍🏽👍🏽

no i will not stop being salty about jesper. fuck you

"well if you dont die we dont get paid" shdjfk

zoya inej nina the friendship i needed

wow what a beautiful and touching moment. it feels anticlimatic but okay 🙂‼️😐👍🏽‼️💪🏽🤡🗣️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️😭🙏🏽💪🏽🗣️

oh nvm. i keep forgetting this isnt the last episode

is that a giant CROW

lol of course it isnt

okay now its the last episode :')

"yes my man! oh we havent actually put a label on it" bye that is so jesper of him

oh. wow. she actually did it.

at least inej and zoya are being badass MY GIRLS ‼️‼️

"let me be your monster" stop being such a kaz ripoff please

FINALLY. his villain speech was taking too long

did she use merzost :(

tolya's random ass burst of poetry 💀💀

HE SEES HER

he literally cannot take his eyes off of her

I CANT. I CANT. THEY WANTED TO HUG SO BADLY YOU COULD SEE THE RELIEF IN THEIR EYES KAZ ALMOST SMILED

but she would never know what it was like for him to see nina pull her close watch jesper loop his arm through hers, what it was to stand in doorways and against walls AND KNOW HE COULD NEVER DRAW NEARER

im sick. theyre so sick for this and knowing we'll never get a chance to see them even hold hands. i cant 🙂

they way she moved towards him then moved back killing myself thnx

"five of cro-" bro predicted the ending of ck

not the malina angst too is this show trying to kill me?? i think it is

"i'll claw my way to one. if he'll let me" IM TELLING YOU!! TRYING TO KILL ME

HE LOOKED AT INEJ

SHES HIS HAPPILY EVER AFTER IM SO DONE IM GOING TO THROW MY LAPTOP ON THE FLOOR 😭😭😭😭😭😭

did they kill off david or not omg

i love how the crows just started walking away they were so eager to get out (except nina's lingering glance at zoya)

oh. oh hes going to be to be sturmhond

see hes so much like inej they both leave to the seas to find themselves outside of the person they love because they want a life for theselves and freedom

i reached the text limit imma make a new post

#sab reaction

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i literally dont know shit about supernaturals fandom. so doing deep dives into all the drama is so interesting to me, cuz like i have no context for half the shit, i have no personal bias either. everyone there just a fucking mess bruh😭😭😭i dont get it, do ppl hate jared? from what i gathered, its because hes a shit actor(true), and because hes, uh.. a shit person? idk. also do they hate jensen? liek because both of them got big egos or sm shit. and because of some lighting strike and smthing about the prequals??? hmmmm bro idfk. so the fandom just hates both the main actors?? but like super unironically. also why tf do they hate the winchesters? isnt it a show about john and mary? i dont understand why ppl hate John. i personally liked him alot, hes so funny, cuz he literally could not give less of a fuck, and that so fr. like im literally him fr, hahah. and destiel. uhhh..... no. bro idk about the later season, but i watched untill the end of season 10, and there was NO fuckng destiel. like bffr.😭😭😭😭 delusional.... and if you really insist desitel is real based on the very sparse few *wink wonk* interactions they had, then you must also be willing to accpet that wincest is real. JUST GOING OFF THE SAME LOGIC BRUHHHH😭😭😭also why are ppl so pressed about wincest, bruh, relaxxxxx. its just a fucking show (a realy shittyly written one as well HAHAHA) theres no need in getting so worked up over fictional shit. jeez. ship destiel if you want(even if its not there, but then again ig thats the point of ships: to just be in dulgent and delusional), or ship wincest(the show really didnt need to go so hard on the flowers in the attic type beat bruh), who the fuck cares. spn fandom weird ash, LMAOOOO😭😭😭😭 well, very interesting to dive into tho. ill do more digging tmmr and report back. again, i literaly watched to show like 1 month ago, so i have no personal stake. BUT, i will say, this show is possibly one of the WORST fucing shows i have ever watched. HOLY SHIT, ITS SO FUCKING BAD, I WANTED TO KILL MYSLEF HALF THE FUCKING ITME WAYCHIGN THE SHI SHIT.; CAN YOU TELL HOW AGITEDTED I AM BY MY SHIT WRIITNG. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#my schizo thoughts #expect more of this shit

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Okay I’m finally here! I wanted so badly to read it when you posted but I was so freaking tired I crashed 😭 But I’m here with another rant/essay of thoughts and emotions haha I feel like with every chapter I write more and more 😂

Getting a glimpse into Conrad’s head in any fic itches my brain nicely, idk I just love him?? Anywho, the way you write his like emotions and his anger/frustration? I’m here for it, he deserves to be a little upset instead of just shutting himself down to protect himself 🥺🖤 BUT him tracking Dean down and punching him before the ass can even get a word in?! Yes!! Thank you omg, protector Conrad getting his emotions out AND making sure Dean knows he’s not welcome anymore? no and then he comes home and tucks us in??? After beating a guy up?? God I’m feral for him I need therapy 😂

Him and his moms? (Bc lbr Susannah x Laurel is the real otp here 😭🖤) I tear up every time Susannah’s cancer gets brought up bc of personal stuffs so like Conrad crying on her and letting himself feel bc he didn’t mean to hurt us while his mom was sick?? My eyes were sweating I wanna give him cuddles and back rubs and forehead kisses 🥺😭🖤🖤

Steven would be that person tho “oh don’t worry I watched the cooking channel I can do this!” And then fucks it all to hell 😂 I love him, I feel like Steven and I would be those besties that are complete idiots together because we share half a braincell 😂

And Connie calling us my girl?!?! AND baby?!! That shit gives me butterflies omg 😭😭 im so lonely lmfao ahh the whole living room scene has me in a choke hold I love him, just ahhhhh the domesticity of caring for your lover after he beats someone up for you 🥺🖤

The almost kiss on the beach had me swooning too 😭 Fucking Steven and cockblocking us 😂😂

MATCHING TATTOOS AHHH 😩😩

No but who tf does Thérèse think she is???? “Sorry I stole your bf I was jealous but I ended things with him” like good for you but stay away lmao like that trust would be so damaged!!! Thérèse and Dean really do deserve each other 😤😤

Okay but us hitting Dean? And just being a feral cat about him not shutting up? Yes please?! Couples who beat shitty exes up together are top tier 😂 (I know we’re not a couple yet but in my heart Conrad’s already my husband 😂🖤) AND AGAIN the of checking over each others wounds?!!! I love them, your honor. 🖤🖤

Okay but Connie immediately wanting to take off and beat the shit out of Dean, while the love of his life’s injured??? But his tunnel vision is just like “gotta kill this guy”?? Like you idiot I don’t want Jere to take me to the hospital I want the person that makes me feel safe there 😭😭😭

Overall I love how theres a bunch of little moments showing how we love each other but it doesn’t feel forced or too fast? Like obviously Conrad and her just wanna kiss (damn you Steven) but also they’re comfortable just existing together too because they both know they care?? Does that make sense? Is that even what you were going for? Idk but that’s how I’m feeling it rn, maybe it’s just my craving for love that’s reading in too deep 😂😂

AHHH 😭 Anyway thank you again for another glorious chapter, I love it, I adore you, and I’m so so excited for more! I can’t wait to see the moms reactions to their tattoos (and for getting into a fight and getting injured 💀😂) and just for more shenanigans in general with everyone 🖤🖤😭

oh. my gosh. STOP I LOVE THESE COMMENT THINGYS SM THEYRE SO FUN.

ok so i totally agree, dean is a RAT he deserves whatever happens to him ik i wrote the damn thing but i stand w it🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

no but fr someone needed to humble dean and thérèse both like they’re so annoying. i didn’t want thérèse to have a giant monologue just explaining why she did what she did bc honestly people like that don’t rly say all that much irl, they’re just looking for ways to get back in ur life and mess it up again tbh and she was just annoying too like

and i mean i didn’t wanna say it myself but yes the main characters here ARE susannah and laurel, glad we cleared that up. they’re literally so cutesy and wonderful i love them sm

STEVENS SO FUNNY STOP- hes literally hilarious i love him sm

no honestly i love the living room scene too it’s so cutesy and domestic i thought those two needed a tiny little cute relaxed moment before it all went down tbh💀💀

and i agree, if someone called me baby??????????

🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

that’s all i have to say. next question.

no everytime i write an almost kiss im literally on the edge of my seat as well like should i make them kiss or should i wait🤨🤨

REAL. we’re not officially w conrad yet but we bascially are married w two dogs and an adopted son (steven) so we don’t even need to go through the formalities anymore

no fr like ily conrad but now is not the time, you better get in that car and drive to the hospital.

YESS IT DOES MAKE SENSE IM SO GLAD YOU NOTICED!!!! i didn’t want to make this one too like fast paced or too like oh everyone gets what they want happily ever after like i feel like you don’t need to be constantly making out or talking w someone you care about, even just spending some time w them is more than enough like just having these tiny cute little moments is so lovely

YESS IM SO EXICTED TO WRITE MORE ON THIS ONE sadly i don’t think i can post another part until like friday night / the weekend bc schooo started again today (kms) and it’s gcse year (double kms) but im so happy you like it, i love love love these conment things so much you have no idea🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

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My Secret Love Live Blogging

Need to watch some regular old uni BL after the intensity of To Sir, With Love. Also, I’m invested in that random side couple that’s been dating for 7 years despite only having seen a few tiktoks of them.

Playlist

Ep 1 (Dec 26)

1-1

bro so many people were introduced I’m dead

Say No to SOTUS project and school hard workers: Kim, Lee, Bomb

Thunderous Sky channel: Mek, Park, Bare

I think the ships are Kim-Mek, Lee-Park (the 7 years established couple?), Bomb-Bare?

Absolute Tim channel: Tim, the friend. I think these two are a pair also.

Kim’s sister Q who was watching a BL

1-2

Linguistics: oh Thunderous Sky people are older than Kim and his friends and use Phi/Nong and Pom

heh Park being reasonable, wonder if he’s aware that Kim and Bare are Lee’s friends. it’d be hilarious if the 7 years pair isn’t Lee-Park and I just mixed people up lol

haha just kidding they are indeed a couple and Lee seems to love pinching Park lol

Linguistics: Park using ‘ter’ with Lee and also using -krab (i don’t yet know if it’s an indulgent thing for now or if it’s regular). can’t tell what I/you pronouns Lee’s using tho

ofc Mek and Kim are probably neighbours lol

tf Mek’s sister also loves BL content but why do both Q and Mek’s nong want their own brothers to have BL moments like that’s your broooooo

1-3

naurrrr Mek’s gonna mess with Kim’s work on the Say No SOTUS project to embarrass him in front of the chancellor?

i don’t get this ‘fake first year activity prank’ lol I think it’s supposed to get at Kim but i don’t get how

oof, Bomb got a moment with Bare but also fainted fr

1-4

I guess Mek replaced the plant with a whole new, blooming one after breaking the pot of the one that looked dead

Mek’s sister’s name is Dao. Dao and Q are meeting each other, can already see their antics to get their brothers to get together or smth. I wish they were a side GL couple but I probably would’ve heard about it if that happened

k i knew about Mek’s prank going wrong, so him and his group having to work with Kim to fix it via another video (though I thought it was a BL series instead of music video)

chef Kim so true I wish my sibling also loved to cook

Ep 2 (Dec 26)

2-1

dance practice and Kim injured his leg, causing Mek to give him a motorcycle ride back home

2-2

please Park ripping his shirt during the dance, Lee taking off his own shirt in the bathroom to give it to Park, but Park not realizing and going “are you going to do it here?”

ayy bathroom funny scene where Lee and Park are taking off shirts

lmfao i’ve also seen talks about this fall kiss

2-3

the music and dance is killing me

not a BTS “smooth like butter” reference

Park and Lee getting the ad drink lol

Linguistics: Lee also calls Park ‘ter’ and I think the -krab Park was using before was just for exaggeration. now I gotta figure out what pronouns they use for first person.

Sniff kisses all over Lee’s face so cuteee

how are Q and Dao so excited about their brothers kissing people plsssss

I heard the term ‘ku-jin’ or whatever = imaginary couple

not the chancellor threatening them all with removal of position or failure to graduate to make Mek and a BL couple goddamn

2-4

Is his name Bear or Bare?

nutsuda57 released the kiss clip

Bear has a nose piercing

lmfao pls the chancellor’s name is Nutsuda and they’re wondering who released the clip?

This is extremely typical BL so far but it’s engaging nonetheless

Fave Scene: Park and Lee exchanging shirts and Bare coming in screaming Park’s name lol it was funny in the tiktok I saw and it’s funny here too

Ep 3 (Dec 26)

3-1

lol all of Park-Kim’s cutesy BL moments turning into them teasing and fighting

oh Tim saving Kim? love triangle?

3-2

to get the complex women in To Sir, With Love only to come back to this where the only purpose of girls is to fangirl over guys or BL couples goddamn

Linguistics: the chancellor also uses ‘ter’ for the students

kinda funny that Lee reminds me of Pawin and even Kim reminds me of Saint from extremely specific angles

3-3

lol “how’d you come up with this? seems like someone who’s in a relationship” Park-Lee glancing at e/o and quickly away

Q and Dao are cute with how they wanna be captains of the ship and want Park-Kim to be popular but only wish they weren’t shipping their brotherssss wtf

lmfao Bear-Bomb giving a very small dose of celeb/fan trope

loll the car scene with Park-Lee and Bear-Bomb where Park and Lee try to hide Lee’s stuff in Park’s car

3-4

aww Park-Lee date <333 they’re so cuteeee, reminiscing about their past and teasing each other

damn, not the old classmate Fluke going “seems like ever since you started dating, all of Lee’s talents have transferred to Park” bc Lee dropped out of Comm Arts (which Park is still in) 2 years in and joined Liberal Arts

lol Mek being delighted by the shipping and researching shippers

frrr Kim being like “Why are you obsessed with this shipping thing? Even when it has to do with your own brother!”

Kim delighted to read the fans’ comments too

actually this meta thing is fun where they talk about fans and shippers’ comments and such

Mek-Kim are kinda cute now, since Mek have started helping Kim by driving him home and buying ingredients and Kim making extra egg for eh and saving food from the sale for him

I’ve been watching this at 1.5x speed at it’s 45-50 min eps, so I’ve been like why am I already in ep 3 so quickly? Girl, watching 3 eps of this takes 100 mins (1h40) max where as 3 eps of To Sir, With Love at 1.25x with 70-75 mins took 168 mins minimum (2h48). that’s over an hour longer lol

Ep 4 (Dec 27)

4-1

Mek-Kim talking about their future plans and different planning styles

“his mood swings are even worse than crypto currency” sooo true Bear

oh yeah I heard smth about a horoscope fucking up Lee-Park’s relationship. also i just realized they’re in their 7th year and apparently there’s a 7-year curse in Thailand for relationship that BE Podcast mentioned for Tharntype 2: 7 years of love (not to confuse with the 7-year curse in kpop lol)

oof, Bear saying he has a crush on the fan who comments about him all the time but he doesn’t know how they are and Bomb not realizing that that’s himm

4-2

agh Q telling people that Mek-Kim are “sailing off-screen” as well like privacyyyy

i like how Mek-Kim are soo acts of service and food as love language for each other

4-3

oof Mek ignoring Bear and their Thunderous Sky live Q&A to do ship Q&A with Kim

pls not Park convinced that Lee’s cheating

4-4

bro huh Tim’s asking Kim to be like BL imaginary ship partner?

Ep 5 (Dec 27)

5-1

Dang, interesting. we see how Mai confessed to Tim and then it not going anywhere. wonder if Tim also liked him back then but didn’t wanna change

fans reaction to ships and changing ships and such are fun

so the Bear-Bomb thing where Bear finds out Bomb’s the commenter didn’t happen?

oh jk it did

5-2

damn the Thundourous Sky is really going through it cuz Mek gives so little fucks about it

oof, soft-hearted Bear

5-3

goddamn, not Park thinking Lee’s convo with another dude is about them cheating T.T and running in shoving them T.T naurrrr (but it did sound kinda suspicious if you overheard the convo with cheating in mind)

Bomb and Bear are kinda endearing

Mek is so... he switched the chocolate or smth with some other thing that smells horrific but also I feel like since they mentioned Tim’s allergic to a bunch of stuff, he’s gonna be allergic to this too agh

5-4

oof i mean Kim was harsh to call Mek rubbish but Mek was doing rubbish things so

Ep 6 (Dec 27)

6-1

Aww pls I know everybody gets kisses in ep 6, so hopefully Lee-Park will make up pls

6-2

oof, Mek-Kim both saying sorry at the same time

6-3

lmfao Mek-Kim having a heart-to-heart and Q and Dao taking one of the bikes away in the background, leaving only bike for Mek-Kim lmfao

T.T flashback to how Park-Lee met, which they’d talked about a bit before

aoo ofc it was Lee’s surprise for Park and it was for their 7th year anniversary :00

ooohhhhhh Bear-Bomb cute peck, they’re pretty cute honestly

6-4

tryna figure out if Mek’s mom is just supportive of her son and interested in his life vs super fucking weirdly into his kujin like why are you shipping your son seek help

actually, we get approval from them in general and also marriage equality so it’s better than the Lovely Writer stuff ig

aww Park-Lee making up a bit by minimal talking and more so physically but I hope they still talk about what happened next ep

damn, Tim-Mai confrontation and even a kiss but it’s all angsty :<

Mek-Kim confessions and kiss as well - hope their families don’t see them. oh, they’re gonna sleep together inch resting. lol silhouette in the tent

Fave Scene: all of part 4 tbh

the ships were all juggled pretty well and got progression of some sort

Ep 7 (Dec 28)

7-1

Mek-Kim morning after is cute

okay Mek apologized to Tim via text but is too prideful to do it in person yet hmmm maybe he’ll do it later

oof Park explaining to Lee why he acted the way he did (rip horoscrope)

bro Park-Lee’s high school stories are wild. what do you mean Lee taught Park photography and then Park beat Lee at the competition and got a scholarship alskdfj and then Park overhearing Lee being sad to his mom that he’s jealous of Park ahhh insanity

insane relationship dynamics where Lee feels so jealous of Park’s successes and talents over his own and doesn’t want people to compare them (thus hiding the relationship) and trying to not resent Park and even feeling inadequate to be in a relationship with Park

no like we’ve seen enemies to lover where the couple would be jealous and competitive before dating and maybe remain competitive after dating but they’d always be head-to-head number 1 and 2 of the class etc but this is a new sort of relationship dynamic

omg the girls screaming and squealing over an f/f couples! lesbianism ftw ig

heh Bomb telling his friends he’s dating Bear

oh Lee also coming clean about him and Park. “Since when did you like him?” “7 years ago” “you have a crush on him for 7 years? “we’ve been together for 7 years”

7-2

please the Bear and Mek overdramatic making up and apologizing

Bear and Bomb are so cute too even though so many of their scenes are just Taco Bell ad

7-3

naurr Mai coming back and telling Tim it’s all okay and to forget what happened

damn, don’t Mai and Tim know that Mek was the one who ‘pranked’ them? or is Mai still taking it out on Kim cuz he wanted Kim to maybe check it before having Tim eat the cake or smth

oof Tim’s jealousy starting - I saw a clip in ep 10 where he punches some guy who was boutta kiss drunk Mai

T: I think he was flirting with you. M: and if he was? What would you do about it?

7-4

okay very interesting. Mek called the server? owner? of the restaurant Hia and she was like “what do you mean by Hia? It’s Jie now” and that was that

wtf is this spicy challenge Mek and Tim are doing tf

lol Mai really said “it’s none of your business”

lmfao pls Mek getting self-conscious and Kim literally gulping at seeing Tim shirtless

Kim does look like Saint

pls Mek and Tim’s endless competitiveness

pls Mek is so lmfao his “Sorry, I’m not act like a child again.” had me going yeah sure how many times have you apologized for being a child again. then he goes on with “But if you ever want me to... I promise I’ll be a good boy for you.” like okayyy didn’t know you were into that

damn who’s Pam?

Ep 8 (Dec 28)

8-1

Kim roasting the guy in the BL that Q and Dao are watching that represents Mek

the OST is such by Jeff Satur! it’s good, added it on Spotify

lol Mai specifically making Tim jealous lol

please Thunderous Sky are so silly. Park saying he has a faen, Mek falling from the sky at that, Bear’s chill bc Park’s faen told Bear’s faen who told Bear

8-2

naurrr this Thunderous Sky compilation

This show is full of actors who remind me of other people. Lee = Pawin. Kim = Saint. Park’s smile = Tay Tawan’s smile

are we getting Mek taking care of sick Kim?

8-3

oof is the food Mek made gonna be bad or good

ohhh Mek’s ex-gf’s name is Pam. i thought the message was on Kim’s laptop oops

naurr Kim’s gonna misunderstand agh what with Mek telling him to go home + he gave her the bottle plant. i’m scared mans somehow saw them hug too lol but Kim doesn’t know that Mek told Pam that he likes Kim a lot

8-4

Tim and Mai’s relationship is sooo rancid right now ahh like Mai unbuttoning the top two buttons of Tim’s shirt because that’s more like him --> asking Tim to choose him an outfit for his date with Pete --> Tim basically asking a bunch of qs but then talking about how Mai told Tim to let him make his own decisions (even the way they frame this is alkfd) --> Tim looking at his own shirts to let Mai borrow

oh Mek, tell Kim you like him instead of telling Pam bc Kim’s out here “he never tells me he likes me once, he only said he’s possessive of me”

so true Bomb and Lee telling Kim to confess first instead

not them giving Kim a heart attack and a horror scare as a birthday surprise tf

wtf why is Kim’s “I like you” being met with :< from Mek

Ep 9 (Dec 29)

9-1

why’d Mek not accept his confession? is he going through something after meeting his ex-gf and scared of new relationship?

ah, uni acceptance letter? can’t he tell Kim? damn, he’s fr just avoiding Kim?

oof, university in Australia

oh stupid Tim being possessive and jealous of Mai’s new guy but refusing to admit in his feelings and make a move. agh i want more of them because their interactions are sooo rancid and passive aggressive rn

oh yay more of Tim and Mai

lmfao Mai for sure gonna think Tim just tryna sabotage his new thing that’s outside of Tim. oh Tim didn’t even mention it “hm. if you like him, that’s good.”

9-2

Bomb and Bear are just cute

lmfao Kim always taking his anger on Mek out on the plant Mek gave him is endearing

dang first BTS reference, now Squid Game spoiler

oof, I guess Mek probably won’t go to the uni in Australia but I kinda hope he does cuz like passing up academic opportunities at a young age for a relationship that hasn’t even begun

9-3

oh Mek misunderstand Tim and Kim talking

Kim Tim heart-to-heart

Park and Lee talking to Park’s mom ahh does she/will she know bout their relationship

alksdfjlak;sdfj they’re sooo cute and domestic but also like kissy kissy bang bang lmfao wtf is “I’m tired of the bed” and jumping onto Park. keeping it spicy 7 years into the relationship ig

9-4

o lol I got nervous for a sec that

Ep 10 (Dec 30)

10-1

pls Bomb calling Bear to sit beside him instead of Kim so that Mek can sit beside him and then Park squishing Mek-Kim to one corner of the couch

10-2

first Mek last ep and now Mai seeing Tim and Kim’s convo lmfao

Mek deciding to not go abroad, who would’ve guessed

10-3

ik from that tiktok clip that Tim gonna come and punch Pete lol

Mek and Kim making up that easily? meh like at least make Mek explain about the abroad opportunity

Tim punching Pete and claiming that Mai’s his bf is so annoying like instead tell Pete off for tryna kiss Mai when mans is drunk out of his mind, that’d actually show you care about Mai instead of just wanting to posses him agh

why are the Mek-Kim makeup and Tim-Mai confession both so meh and anticlimactic

10-4

lmfao Kim now being like ‘i don’t like you anymore, P’Mek’ because maybe he found out about the abroad thing? and wants Mek to pursue that?

the classic ‘i’ll break up with you so that you pursue your dreams but neither of us will actually communicate anything to each other’

Ep 11 (Dec 30)

11-1

pls I don’t wanna watch Kim work shitty job, like that’s so not my interest

so how many years is this time skip? 2 years? since i guess they were juniors before and now it’s their first day working? or acc just one year because they were at the end of junior year

11-2

dang, why’s Kim mean to his mom? Is he resentful that they left them all alone

ofc Kim just gets assigned to Mr. Mega who nobody knows but is somehow Mek

Mek being a dickhead to workers reaching out to him with just an email that he doesn’t have to answer? unsurprising ew

11-3

Park-Lee are interesting but also give me a headache like oof now Lee thinks Park’s cheating. oh he has a ring

agh I’m so annoyed by Kim’s boss and also Mek being annoying as a client like idgaf

11-4

please I hope both Park and Lee have rings and plan to propose. one of the best things about same-gender couples is sometimes accidentally proposing at the same time

pls Lee snooping through Park’s phone --> Park saying “Lee” --> Lee chucking the phone across the bed --> turn around to see Park kneeling with a ring

anyway yay them both proposing

their hands with the ringsssss as they makeout

oh Bear-Bomb physically intimate scene too

often shows fall into extremely PG territory (possibly with a serving of being grossed out by the thought of sex without explanation) or it’s like an NC-17 show but this series has like sprinkling of nsfw scene or hints of the couples being physically intimate because that’s just how they are

ofc Mek and Kim get blackout drunk every time they drunk tf

okayyy Mek and Kim kiss and make up, I’m so tired of this. hope its’ not a dream of Kim’s

Ep 12 (Dec 30)

12-1

oh Mek orchestrated meeting Kim at his company

lol Kim’s mom walking in on them sleeping in bed

k it’s kinda interesting to see Kim go from student president with plans to someone who struggled to get a job and is working unrelated to his studied field

12-2

naurrr Bear forgot his and Bomb’s anniversary date

so Mek and Kim are bfs now

naurr Bomb and Bear were so cute throughout the whole thing but they’re making them sad and going through a rough patch in the last ep???

12-3

naurrr Bear and Bomb T.T

pls Mek and Kim asking Kim’s mom about moving in together

okayyyy one mention of work-life balance from Bear. it’s interesting to see these characters go through these things

12-4

damn history of Thunderous Sky

pls Park-Lee wedding T.T sooo domestic, esp watching this after I just reread the 2 novellas where Magnus/Alec adopted their children (The Land I Lost and Born to Endless Night). queer couples being domestic and being a family T.T

“look at Mek! He’s stealing the spotlight for himself right here at Park’s wedding” literallyyyyy why’d you pull out a ring rn? at least he didn’t propose very publicly with all the attention on them lol

mek-kim’s proposal makes no sense considering they’ve been dating for about 2 days but k

Overall:

I wish the Mek-Kim storyline went differently and there were multiple times where out of the 4 couples, their story was #3 or #4 in terms of interest from me. Considering they’re the main characters, not too good. However, when they were cute, they were cute. I think there were just some poor choices especially with the separation and they could’ve written it better rip

Park-Lee my lovelies who call each other ‘ter’ and propose at the same time and are physically affectionate and have feelings like insecurity or jealousy. Really gave me the established relationship trope I always creave.

Bomb and Bear were so cute in the beginning but then became :< sad in the end but it didn’t feel super melodramatic because it felt like something that could happen with wonky work-life balance.

Tim and Mai were sooo rancid and passive aggressive in the middle, I was liking it but then the confession was anti-climactic and then they fizzled out (kinda reminds me of NetJames’ characters’ relationship moments disappearing from the show once they got together in Catch Me Baby).

This show had a lot of heart. Don’t think I’ll remember much except Park and Lee but it was a fun enough watch while it lasted.

Rating: 6/10

Tiktoks:

Ep 2 Park and Lee in the washroom

Ep 2 Park kissing all around Lee’s face

Ep 1 - 3 Park/Lee compilation

everybody from each group dating

#ep by ep commentary #my secret love

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