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* hailee steinfeld, cis woman + she/her  | you know juliet 'jet' rothschild, right? they’re 24, and they’ve lived in irving for, like, twelve years? well, their spotify wrapped says they listened to don't blame me by taylor swift like, a million times this year, which makes sense ‘cause they’ve got that whole inability to sit properly, constantly tapping her fingers on any surface, never taking shots with chasers, thing going on. i just checked and their birthday is march 15, so they’re a pisces, which is unsurprising, all things considered.
hello ! im gel and this is my little goon jet ! lmk if you wanna plot something
full name : juliet carter rothschild . preferred name / nickname : jet . age : twenty - four . birthday : march 15 . sexual orientation : lesbian . relationship status : single . occupation :  barista , musician , music producer . residence : delphinus heights .
history ––
juliet was born into a loving family in southern virginia , williamsburg to be exact . her family wasn’t loaded but they were comfortable enough that juliet could take guitar and piano and drum lessons and play sports and do basically whatever she wanted to try.
unfortunately for her parents , the drums were what really stuck with her . sure , she can still play the other instruments she learned growing up , but the drums were her safe space , her comfort .
nevertheless , they supported her because she was their little girl and as an only child , it was easy to spoil her . she loves her parents , wouldn’t trade them for anything in the whole world . because they were her whole world .
at 12 , her whole world came crashing down . she doesn’t remember much , if she’s being honest . all she really remembers was being pulled out of school and police officers telling her that her parents wouldn’t be back . they weren’t dead , as far as anyone knew , but they also weren’t anywhere to be found .
so her aunt offers to take her in , and juliet moves to irving . she starts going by jet , eager to leave behind the life she knew back in williamsburg . her aunt goes with it , doesn’t want to upset the 12 year old girl who just became an orphan . neither of them really talk about where her parents are , but they both hope they’re still out there , trying to make it back to her .
it takes a year or two but jet gets used to being in irving . it doesn’t just become her aunt’s town , it becomes hers . and the house in delphinus heights becomes her home , too. and when her aunt gets a girlfriend , who’s then a wife , jet is ecstatic . she loves seeing her aunt happy and in love .
at 15 , jet realizes she doesn’t like boys , she likes girls . she actually comes out to her aunt’s wife first – kind of an accident, really – , but everything goes smoothly and she’s never felt freer . at 16 , she meets a girl , a beautiful girl whose eyes rival the ocean , whose smile lights up her nights . and they fall in love , and it’s wonderful and deep and consuming and healing . but this is when jet learns all good things must come to an end . it’s when she’s running home , tears streaming down her face that she learns what heartbreak really feels like . it’s when she sits at her drum set , hole blown through the snare drum , cymbals crashing to the ground , that she realizes how close hate and love sit on a spectrum .
at 17 , she’s about to graduate and go to college when she changes her mind . she’s not going . her aunt’s not happy about it , but jet’s never really wanted anything but music anyway . so she gets a job , then another job , because ‘ if you’re going to stick around , you’re going to help pay the bills ’ . and it’s the beginning of something beautiful .
at 18, she starts producing her own music . it’s just some simple songs , but it’s a sign of progress nonetheless . she saves up money , uses what’s not for bills and rainy day savings to pay for a class . she learns everything she can about music production , music theory , recording , etc.
at 19, she joins a band , and it goes well until it doesn’t anymore . they’re getting gigs , they’re popular , but it’s breaking from the inside because everyone’s convinced they’re going to be the next big thing and their egos swell to the point where they can’t all fit in the same room anymore .
at 20 , she regroups , focuses on her own stuff again . she does some small producing work on the side , helping other artists who aren’t as well versed with the production stuff . it’s good money , good learning opportunity , and good exposure .
at 21 , she gets a job as a bartender on top of her barista job , hoping to save for her own place in irving . she doesn’t really want to move out but her aunt and her wife are trying to start a family . and she doesn’t want to be in the way .
at 22 , her aunt gets pregnant , and with her wife picking up more shifts to cover the impending financial burden of having a baby , jet decides to stay .
now ––
her parents are still missing , but honestly it’s been so long they may as well be dead . she still misses them , sure , but the whole in her heart isn’t as large as it was when she was 12 . at least not for the same reasons .
she’s still producing music , but it’s become more of her job than a hobby . it’s good money , for the most part , but she wants more time for her stuff .
her aunt gave birth last year and jet spends a lot of time with her cousin , frey . she quit her job as a bartender to take over as a full time babysitter , but she doesn’t mind . she loves playing her music for the little boy , though her aunts are weary about her teaching him the drums when he gets older .
she’s still writing and playing music , but she definitely makes time to go out and have a good time because why not ? someday you could just disappear and you would’ve spent your whole life agonizing over trivial things when you could just ~have fun~
her aunt still wants her to go school , tbh because that’s what her parents would have wanted for her . she struggles to bite back the ‘ well my parents aren’t here ’ on the tip of her tongue every time they have that argument .
personality ––
becoming an orphan at such a young age kind of fucked her up , for the lack of a better term . she developed some anger issues as a teen , most of which she would take out on her drum set . lord only knows how many sticks she’s broken .
she love love loves playing the drums . it’s her absolute favorite thing in the world and it helps her calm down , get through a bad day , or even to make a good day even better . it lets her get a lot of her energy out and to her , it’s really the one thing she can count on to never leave . if she’s not near her drums , she’s probably tapping her foot or tapping her fingers on a table . it’s her go-to fidget move , which can get a little annoying .
her one serious relationship showed her how deep she could fall so she’s decided to not let that happen at all costs . she’s more of a hookup kind of gal , and a bit of a heartbreaker at that , but she’s honest with people . she’s not looking for a relationship . not right now , maybe not ever . once she actually has feelings for someone , she’ll avoid them or do whatever else to get over it . can’t get your heartbroken if you never let anyone near it , right ?
she’s a bit of a partier sometimes , especially when she’s got a lot of pent up energy . basically she’s got two sides , a fun party side and a sweet niece side. she’s got a wicked tolerance for alcohol , to be honest , but that sometimes means she’ll get crossed or not eat just so she can feel drunk faster .
she’s not the greatest barista ( think like almost as bad as rachel from friends ) , but she’s gotten a hell of a lot better than when she first started .
she’s gay so she can’t sit properly ever lmao . she’s more likely to sit on top of a table , rather than the chair at the table .
she’s a bit of a dork with puzzles , like she loves doing puzzles . they’re her favorite way to zone out , but no one is allowed to know this except maybe her best friend(s) bc she has a reputation pls
wcs ––
The Ex Girlfriend™ – it was super deep , super intense , and ended super badly
ride-or-die – been best friends since she came to town , literally inseparable , can always count on the two of them to be getting into trouble back in school
music clients – a singer-songwriter she produces for
unlikely or secret friends ? – not really sure what the reason would be but im sure we could come up with one
ex-hookups , current hookups , future hookups - @women : would love to plot these out ! ( just as a warning though , i do not write smut bc im ~uncomfy~ with that but im down for mentions and flirting )
friends of her aunts or something !
favorite coffee shop customers !
ex-bandmate , ex-clients , high school classmates, etc.
big down for literally anything !
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Hi :) for the ask challenge : 1, 4, 7, 11, 15, 21
Obviously you don't have to answer all of them unless you want to :)
1. How long do you hc the travel time between Divinity’s Reach and Lion’s Arch?
I am VERY BAD at time and distances to be honest, something like a couple weeks by foot sounds like a decent distance between two major cities (esp considering how much of kryta is western europe and that doesnt seem completely incompatible with real life western europe) but i have a lot of trouble picturing how much that is, and tbh i'd need to add hundreds of villages and quite a few minor towns in between anyway to get something that feels like RealityTM.
Funny answer is the game is 100% of the reality of tyria. You CAN do the one-hour walk between LA and DR. the whole world is smaller than france. Not what i believe but really funny to think about.
4. How much smarter than everyone else are Asura actually? Is it all just hubris and in the end they just have a better education system?
YES IT'S JUST HUBRIS. The "some species just are Better at x" fantasy trope definitely is rooted in real life racism and i hate it so i really believe that all differences are cultural (because the implications otherwise feel kinda gross). And considering how high and mighty they are about it, them not sharing the education and science cuz "nah you humans/sylvari/charr/norn definitely are too stupid to understand" makes sense, but hopefully with everything that's been happening, asura seeing others make super cool tech and stuff, they'll realize that everyone will profit if they share their knowledge on a deeper level >:3
7. How does an average Sylvari’s average day look like?
im bad at average help. more seriously they don't feel like they have a structured work day like we do (and i assume most other races do too bc that's the vibe they give. gotta work in the fields or make tech or idk what). Maybe the Socialist Utopia where they come give a hand at the Necessary Jobs for a bit (just thinking about how the dream might mean everyone Knows how most of those work?) and then just chill out doing the hobby they feel called to. Overall i think they have a lot of ~empathy~ and respect of other individuals' liberties so theres not much being forced on others and people can just vibe however they want without having to stress about paying rent or shit like that.
11. Are magic abilities learned or are people born with them? A combination of both?
Mostly learned i think! There might be some biological stuff that might help somehow, like how some people learn how to draw way faster than others, and some others struggle A LOT but if the world has magic, i'd let anyone learn to channel it! And I think the way gw1 works might support it, with all the profession trainers who teach us skills..... The captured elites might be some form of "i saw magic used this way, so i am learning from seeing my magic used against me"? I really feel like i'm making shit up on the spot im sorry but also what did u expect from this idiot /lh
15. A headcanon about a minor race, like Quaggan or Dredge.
theyre all perfect. thats it. (more seriously i don't have that many thoughts about any of them i just think we should Learn More). Oh and considering the prev question: yes a necromancer quaggan is a posibility. Baby quaggan walk, followed by corpses, i love ♥
21. Mallyck. Other Trees. Mordremoth’s blighting trees… Are the Sylvari not unique?
hhhh so i was a bit no when i saw the question at first but ive been Thinking so. LETS RECAP THE DATA WE HAVE.
Apparently a dev confirmed malyck did Not Come from a blighting tree during a live or on reddit or whatever i can't check ever gw2wiki source okay, which confirms that whatever the most complicated answer to the question i come up with is most likely true.
The wiki says the seed for the pale tree was a blighting tree seed stolen by Ronan but the source seems to be an artbook i don't have so idk if it's the wiki people extrapolating because i can't check. so first let's assume it's the case: NOTHING is stopping anyone else from having stolen a seed too and planted a tree and theyre all kind of cousins (sylvari/mordrem/other tree ppl) which is very cute and that feels like the most canon-compliant explanation of malyck bUT it's not fucked up enough to my taste so i'm gonna say (for the sake of argument at least idk which option is alex-canon yet) the pale tree came from just something else. Ronan and Ventari planted a lil gay tree and some sleeping mordremoth magic made it Alive (because we need plant dragon connection anyway (we couuld fuck that up but that sounds like too much work for now)) but there were too many good gay vibes so the tree ended up making overall nice and very gay plants. WHICH MEANS. there's nothing preventing sleeping mordremoth power to just vibe with trees that are supposed to be significant in other ways and awaken them to make lil plant beings.
Downside to all this is why haven't we seen them in HoT, BUT maybe they were too far away. Maybe a chaotic neutral quaggan planted a cactus in elona and mordremoth made choya because of that. Idk man.
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likeshipsonthesea · 5 years
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Nurseydex + 21 + 25. :D
from the mash-up thing, 21. Dystopian AU and 25. Fairytale AU
okay i promised myself i wouldn’t write anymore of these, i have homework goddammit, but i saw these numbers and got THE PERFECT IDEA so here we go
it’s the year 2123. the world has been run over by machinery. there are small pockets of the earth left preserved with grass and trees and stuff, but they are controlled by the super-rich and typical people cannot see them. machines produce the oxygen needed to survive, the streets are littered with tall buildings and pipes and all the kind of steam-punk aesthetics you can think of
enter; dex. a small town boy from maine, in one of the last towns left on the water. he knows he’s privileged to even see the water, but fuck he wishes he could see the trees. maine was one of the last places to be taken over, and his grandparents remember the days of the environment, and show dex scrapbooks with pictures of trees and grass and moss. fuck dex really wants to see moss
and he’s out one day after a job fixing up someone’s O2Buddy (the things that make oxygen) and his car breaks down. it’s broken down a bunch in the past few weeks and he’s waiting on a new part (the post office has gone Downhill in the past hundred years) and so when he gets out to check the engine, he can’t do anything to fix it. it’s fucked beyond repair.
he’s pissed–still angery, 100 years later– and kicks the bumper before walking off in a fit of rage. the side-streets are full of buildings (overpopulation really skyrocketed) but he navigates between the twisting alleyways, furious and not paying attention, when he comes to a dead end.
in his anger, he kicks the wall. he probably would have broken a toe if the wall was solid, but it wasn’t. the wall shivers, and a square of its scrap-metal composition comes loose. dex blinks.
from within the sliver the scrap reveals, there’s glowing. dex cautiously takes a step closer and peers through the crack. his heart starts racing. it’s– green?
he peels back the metal and–he was right. it’s–it’s grass. from the pictures. holy shit.
he pulls back more of the metal until he can fit his body in through it and is suddenly transported into another world. a circular enclosure, maybe twenty feet in radius, full of grass and flowers and–and fuck, is that a tree? the walls of metal stretch up to the sky, where sunlight falls in, unfiltered. dex takes a deep breath– he smells nothing but the air.
it’s so beautiful. he laughs and falls to his knees in the grass. how is this possible? why is there here? what is this–
that’s when dex sees the casket.
okay, it’s not a casket, but it’s basically one. it’s made of glass for some reason? and it’s on some kind of pedestal. dex stands up and makes his way closer and–
“holy shit.” dex stumbles back. there’s a fucking body in it!
except it’s perfectly preserved. he gets closer again. this place–preserved and gorgeous as it is– has to be more than forty years old– 2081 is when the last maine preservation bill was struck down, and the machines moved in. how could the body be this perfect if it’s had forty years to decompose?
dex doesn’t realize that he’s still getting closer as he thinks, and all of a sudden he’s right next to the casket. there’s an engraving on the side, with beautiful lettering. ‘for the other half, the simple soul, the touch that will restore what the darkness stole’
..the fuck?
looking away from the engraving (golden and cursive and way dramatic) he finds himself staring at the body. the man. he’s–well, beautiful. this dex has no idea what homophobia is except for the weird fringe people that no one talks to anymore, so he’s v comfortable in his liking of the peen.
the man in the casket has an elegant nose, beautiful slightly parted lips, high cheekbones and a jaw prettier than even the best working engine (dex still loves to Fix) but dex keeps finding himself staring at the black, fanning eyelashes, the soft closed lids. he wonders what color the man’s eyes are.
unthiking, just wanting to get closer, dex reaches out to touch the glass, and the man’s eyes promptly open. (they’re green)
‘what the fuck’ they both yell, simultaneously.
this is where the story really gets going.
nursey is, obviously, really fucking confused at why he’s in a casket with this beautiful ginger boy staring at him with eyes like amber and so many freckles that nursey misses the stars. then, when they both calm down enough for dex to get him out of the casket and– a little later–for dex to tell him the year, nursey freaks out again.
‘it’s 2123? that’s not even a real year!”
“um, yeah it is.”
“oh my god.” … “trump didn’t implode the world?”
“…trump? that guy that got impeached in his third year?”
“oh thank the lord.”
after a brief recap of the 21st century–the capitalists that took over, the strides to protect the environment that turned into hiding it away, the rise of big business and the dissolution of the middle class– nursey is reeling.
“oh my god,” he keeps saying, over and over again, and dex watches him, so confused (and a lil bewitched bc, come on, it’s nursey) and after nursey seems to have settled, as much as one can in this situation, dex asks.
“so, like… why were you in a casket for a hundred years?”
“oh yeah.” nursey blinks. “that dude.”
‘that dude’ turns out to be this asshole elder wizard who didn’t want nursey to become the next ranking wizard– a combination of racism, homphobia, and power-grapping assholery– so he put a curse on nursey’s mind and heart– he wouldn’t be able to survive without his soulmate.
“and, like, even the guy’s curses were antiquated,” nursey says, complaining and gesturing avidly with his hands, “no one did love curses anymore! he could’ve hexed came out of my mouth whenever i tried to talk, but no! he’s gotta go all bs true love. god. no creativity.”
dex just blinks because, like, magic. magic is a thing. wow. okay.
and so long story short, his parents tried so hard to find someone who would work as his soulmate– “because no one has just one,” nursey explains, having read a bunch of books on it bc he’s a Romantique, “there are a bunch of people who sooth your soul, magic or whatever, it has a lot to do with timing and willingness and–i’m losing you, anyway back to the story”– but his parents found no one, and nursey was fading fast
before he could wither away completely, he gave his parents consent to put a stasis spell on him. “they probably put me up here to keep me safe,” nursey says, shrugging, suddenly so sad. his parents, dex realizes, are probably dead.
“maine was one of the last places to go mechanical,” dex says. “they probably kept you close as long as they could.”
nursey nods, and his eyes go all glassy, and dex wants to comfort him but, like, they just met, so he settles with patting comfortingly at nursey’s shoulder. then nursey looks up, eyes wide.
“wait. you woke me up.”
dex squints. “uh, yeah.”
“you’re my soulmate.”
“oh.”
“yeah.”
well.
then a lot of other stuff happens– dex takes nursey home, which causes a bunch of fun antics with out-of-our-time nursey interacting with a plethora of ginger aunts, uncles, and little cousins. nursey tries to relearn living in a world without grass or trees or fresh air. he and dex learn, bit by bit, about one another, and figure that the soulmate thing is probably correct–though they argue constantly, about big things small things and anything else they can find.
(the arguments, the good ones, always come with real good sex, so they’re both p happy about that)
and of course nursey is mourning the loss of his time and friends and family, and he tells dex stories of his teammates and classes and parents, until dex mourns them right along with him. “i think i would have liked them” he says, quiet, one night, while staring up at the glow-stars nursey found in a retro store and put up.
“i think they would’ve liked you too,” nursey says, quiet, pressing a kiss to dex’s starry cheek.
it’s not all cuddles and smiles, though. nursey reawakening sends a ripple through the magic world and guess what–asshole elder wizard is still alive! he siphoned the life source of others or nature or little baby bunnies or something, idk, he’s evil, okay?
turns out he’s living in one of the last green places and, as power dicks are, is very insecure about his place. when he finds out nursey woke up, he immediately sends people to find him and kill him. obviously, it doesn’t work.
so nursey ends up getting tired about all the assholes that show up when he’s trying to just life his best gay life, so he tracks down the elder asshole and challenges him to a duel, or whatever, and the elder loses bc his life source is so weak from siphoning for so long, and nursey wins!! hurray!! and he and dex kiss and it’s great!!! (the screen cuts out before it gets Too Kissy, you know, bc we’re good christians here on tumblr, no tongues for us, no no)
and then nursey and dex make the elder wizard’s patch of green open to the public, and everyone sees the world they could have (maybe the gov was keep everyone in the dark about how good nature was?? the machines are better, less death? idk this isn’t for world building it’s for the Gay) and because everyone loves grass now, they rebel and dismantle all of the machinery and reveal the beautiful (suffering but alive) greenery underneath and everyone starts recycling again and it’s great!
dex finally gets to see moss in real life and he loves it don’t get him wrong, but, like. nursey’s eyes are still the best green he’s ever seen.
and they all lived happily ever after
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sizzleitupwithmaria · 5 years
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here you go @baura-bear (i’ve also definitely done these before but i know i’ve changed so)
1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?
i’m kind of a hoarder so all of them?? but mostly mugs and water bottles
2. chocolate bars or lollipops?
CHOCOLATE
3. bubblegum or cotton candy
cotton candy slaps
4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?
very shy but a good learner
5. do you prefer to drink soda from cans, bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?
soda sounds really unappealing right now so none?
6. pastel, boho, tomboys, preppy, goth, grunge, formal, or sportswear?
a combo of boho tomboy and grunge
7. earbuds or headphones?
earbuds
8. movies or tv shows?
i don’t have the patience for either, podcasts are superior
9. favorite smell in the summer?
i walked by this couple yesterday who had ice cream and just... the smell of sugared cream and waffle cones.... delicious
10. game you were best at in pe?
volleyball maybe, but i still wasn’t good at that
11. what do you have for breakfast on an average day?
a granola bar, which sucks bc my first period is choir this year so i won’t be able to eat first period!!
12. name of your favorite playlist?
“oh boy i’m pining for someone”
13. lanyard or keyring?
my keychain is so heavy that wearing a lanyard would slowly break my neck
14. favorite non-chocolate candy?
GUMMI BEARS!!!!!!!
15. favorite book you’ve read as a school assignment?
either romeo and juliet, to kill a mockingbird, or and then there were none
16. most comfortable position to sit in
i like legs crossed but i also like just the ideal Leg Bounce position
17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?
my grey converse high tops
18. ideal weather?
like... 60 degrees and mildly cloudy
19. sleeping position?
on my side or occasionally on my stomach
20. preferred place to write?
in a notebook, writing on my laptop gets old after a while
21. obsession from childhood?
MAGIC TREE HOUSE or dolls in general
22. role model?
eva fucking noblezada
23. strange habits?
i like to shake my foot when i see something i like (is this stimming? probably and i kind of like it)
24. favorite crystal
emerald but just bc it’s my birthstone
25. first song you remember hearing?
probably something off of rumors by fleetwood mac
26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?
i hate warm weather but i like shopping
27. favorite activity to do in cold weather
go to school?? i kind of feel like my outfits are the coolest in winter and that gets me a lot of compliments
28. five songs that describe you?
just pick five random queen songs and it’ll probably be pretty accurate
29. best way to bond with you?
literally just talk to me. i can ramble for hours about shit you probably don’t care about
30. places that you find sacred?
my bedroom and the two giant woods in my hometown 
31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?
basically just blue jeans a flannel and a black tank top. not very cool but i feel nice in it
32. top five favorite vines
all i can think of rn is i’m gonna munch i’m gonna crunch so there’s that (stream revolution lover)
33. most used phrase in your phone?
fdhslfhdjslkfdk or any other keyspam
34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?
i have adblock lmao
35. average time you fall asleep
like 12:30 now that it’s summer
36. what is the first meme you remember seeing?
ehrmagerd or however you spell it
37. suitcase or duffel bag?
duffel bag 
38. lemonade or tea
both, including when they’re combined (arnold palmers slap)
39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?
cake
40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school
high school: this past year’s senior prank which did give me a mental breakdown but it was kind of hilarious 
middle school: The Smell
41. last person you texted?
my dad
42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?
pants, i always feel like shit will fall out of my jacket pockets
43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket, or bomber jacket?
hoodie and cardigan, Maximum Coze
44. favorite soap scent?
i kind of like dessert scents
45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy, or superhero?
none of them??
46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?
my fav flannel which is very soft and underwear
47. favorite type of cheese?
the one that comes on pizza
48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?
....... a watermelon? i look pretty appealing from the outside but i’m actually 92% water
49. what saying or quote do you live by?
andre deshields’ three rules to longevity from the tonys :,)
50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?
i can’t remember but i’ve definitely peed myself laughing in like... elementary school
51. current stresses?
“am i waiting too long to snap back my crush” and “OH SHIT I HAVEN’T STARTED ANY OF MY ESSAYS”
52. favorite font?
helvetica or comic sans if i’m in the mood
53. what is the current state of your hands?
i last washed them like 30 mins ago, my left hand’s nails are painted black, and my right pointer finger is bleeding
54. what did you learn from your first job?
i haven’t had one yet lol
55. favorite fairy tale?
i have no idea
56. favorite tradition?
i don’t really have any noteworthy ones
57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?
That Time In October 2017, The Week Of May 6 2019, and The Week Of Mamma Mia Auditions And The Week After (those are the official titles in my brain lmao)
58. four talents you’re proud of having?
i have a good fashion sense, people tend to like my art?? i’m good in a choir?? and i guess i’m a bit naturally smart
59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?
something like “i’m gay”
60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?
some combination of yuri on ice and ouran high school host club
61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc?
i particularly like that one dude in hp and the sorcerer’s stone that was described as a toothless walnut
62. seven characters you relate to?
uhh my mind is really drawing a blank rn
63. five songs that would play in your club?
like... a combination of 70′s queen, cousin simple, and memes that’ll make people go buckwild
64. favorite website from your childhoos?
girlsgogames
65. any permanent scars?
(small tw) i have a scar on my left middle finger from when i tried to change razor blades and i just noticed today i have one single self harm scar left on my left leg and nnnnnnnhhhhhhh
66. favorite flowers?
roses and ik ferns don’t count but ferns are v pretty
67. good luck charms?
i have the shittiest luck lmao
68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?
i’m infamous for never trying new foods
69. a fun fact you don’t know how you learned?
idk, pretty much every fun fact ever?
70. left or right handed?
right
71. least favorite pattern?
like.... stripes of any kind make me look fatter than i am
72. worst subject
physical science, but it’s all bc of my shitty teacher
73. favorite weird flavor combo?
uhhhh fries and a wendy’s frosty?? or sometimes i squeeze a lemon into my coke
74. at what pain level out of ten do you have to be at before you take a pill?
hahahahahahaha i can’t swallow pills so i suffer
75. when did you lose your first tooth
i have no fuckin clue
76. what’s your favorite potato food?
fries!!!!! good!!
77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?
ferns or cacti
78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?
neither?
79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?
my school id but only bc i don’t have a license yet lmao
80. earth or jewel tones?
earth
81. fireflies or lightning bugs?
fireflies
82. pc or console?
pc?? although all i play on is my laptop which isn’t technically a pc
83. writing or drawing?
neither rn, i’m feeling uninspired
84. podcasts or talk radio?
P O D C A S T S 
85. barbie or polly pocket?
neither, i was a liv doll kid
86. fairy tales or mythology?
mythology but i can also dig some like... brothers grimm shit
87. cookies or cupcakes?
both but it depends on my mood (i could really go for a cookie rn)
88. your greatest fear?
experiencing eternal blackness after death
89. your greatest wish?
move into an apartment with my soulmate and act for a living
90. who would you put before everyone else?
nobody really rn
91. luckiest mistake?
coming out to my parents maybe? although it wasn’t a mistake, i would defo be in a bad place if i was closested at home
92. boxes or bags?
i have no clue
93. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight, or fairy lights?
fairy lights!!
94. nicknames?
none but if any future partners can come up with one for me i will marry them instantly
95. favorite season?
fall or spring
96. favorite app on your phone?
instagram or tik tok (KILL ME)
97. desktop background?
a nice landscape one of my fav artists painted
98. how many phone numbers have you memorized?
just my own lmao
99. favorite historical era?
60′s/70′s (i hate to be that bitch but that’s when music was at its peak)
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perylinsus · 5 years
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Rant
Rant Contents-
Perming hair
Dyeing hair
Cutting hair
Getting piercings
Body weight
Tattoos
CONTAINS ENOUGH HATE AND UN-NEEDED CRITICISM TO LAST MILLIONS OF LIFE TIMES.
Okay, so this rant is gonna be weird as fuck, since it's about my hair and some piercings, but listen as I start talking about my hair. It's weird. It's straight somedays, curly on others, wavy on the others, and a combination of all three, though most of the time it's straight. It's also very, very, very thick and oily. Now, being in the end of my 3rd quarter of 8th grade, I keep telling people at school that I plan on getting a perm over the summer, since everyone is counting the days till then. But when I say perm, I mean tight-curls perm. Not even curls, more along the lines of coils. But everytime. Every. Single. Time. I say anything about getting a perm to someone with wavy/curly hair, they complain about how hard it is and how it'll be so much harder for me since; I'm not used to curly hair, my hair is too thick and/or my hair is super oily. All I want to do is turn and just fucking snap.
The only fucking reason my hair is straight and oily is because of the lice treatments I had to go through. I had those assholes all up on my head for 5 years straight. When I was a kid, I had to straighten my fucking hair everyday just to get it to cooperate. When I was a kid, I was fucking mistaken for a different race. My hair has always been thick, it was always silky and soft and it was in tight ass curls up until I was 5 or 6. I've experienced curly hair my entire life cause my step sister adopted triplet girls with hair that was on the verge of being kinky, but was still considered curly. I do their hair every fucking morning to this damn day. I have since they were adopted at 3 years old and that was 8 years ago. I was in my first year of having lice (I took precautions to make sure they didn't get lice. Luckily, it worked cause they never did).
I wanna fucking snap when people say to not get my hair permed into tight curls cause I won't be able to take care of them. I take care of curly hair every damn morning, 4 AM sharp, listening to babies cry when I only get 2 hours of sleep cause of my damn homework. Everything's good. I cope now, I will always fucking cope.
Two more factors make the complaining worse. Before I perm my hair, I'm getting it colored. Again, more complaining. Things like, "You'll damage your hair!" Or "Why would you color your hair, it's already so pretty." I might be doing two different colors, they might be bright and because of that, I have to bleach and color my hair. Don't get pissed because I don't wanna have basic brunette bitch hair like you (that's aimed at one person, not all brunettes. I luh u). I want to die my hair because I can. I'll perm my hair afterwards because my cousin, aunt and grandma, certified hair dressers, told me it was okay. I'm tryna live my life so back the fuck up.
Next thing, I wanna cut it, too. Before getting a perm, but after coloring it, I'm gonna try and get an undercut. More. Fucking. Complaining. "Sweetie, if you wanna color and cut your hair, you can't perm it. It'll look weird. I've tried it." Bitch. Does it look like I care about what you tried. You're pale, skinny and you have some fake ass lookin blonde hair. I am, on the other fucking hand, a delicious hunk of chubby Mexican (I'm trying to love myself more. Don't judge me). Me and you, we're completely different. I have an ass, some tits and some fat around my waist. You look like a sheet of horny construction paper (that shit feels weird...idk what y'all feel like, I swear). People may retaliate with;
"I'm not saying you'll be ugly, I'm saying curly hair and undercuts don't go well together." What if my main goal is to look ugly? To put shame to my last name (that rhymed bruh). Idgaf what you think. I'm cutting my hair, I'm coloring my hair and I'm perming this shit. I fucking live for coloring my hair, I've done it for the entirety of my middle school life. I miss having an undercut. Living in Florida with some dark ass, thick hair is hard, so the less hair, the easier my life (less shampoo and conditioner too). And my curly hair. I want that shit back. I didn't hate it then, but I also didn't love it, but. I. Want. It. Back.
So, with my hair, back tf up. Now some piercings.
My uncle does piercings for people. Yeah, total fucking pothead, but he's chill and good at his 3 steady jobs. He said, once I get old enough, he'd give me good quality piercings. Because we moved away from him, down to Florida (that was 5 years ago btw. I had ear piercings then. I also temporarily moved up to Michigan for like half a year, when he promised me), he hasn't given me my piercings yet. Over a video call, since he's overseas helping a friend move into a new house, he asked me what piercings I wanted so when he got back (I'd be halfway through my first quarter of freshman year) he could give me my piercings.
As many as I want, for no price at all. He's self employed so it's no problem, however my face/head area is all he'll do. I'm okay with it bc that's all I want. I tell him, with my bff and her bf sitting next to me. Her bf has his friend with him so he can hear me too, obviously. I say both ears and lips, possibly nose. My uncle says ok. He asks me what kind I'm considering for my ears. I say; standard lobe, upper lobe, helix and industrial. That's another ok. Then for my lips. I say; angel bites, snake bites, spider bites or shark bites. Again. Another okay. Then he asks for my nose. I say septum or nostril but the nose piercings weren't definitive. Again. That's okay.
My mom knows about this and she's okay with it. I'm my own person and what I choose to do needs to be dealt with by me. I face my mistakes, or I suffer. I choose to take some pretty bad ending risks but I learned. That's always been my lesson and it won't change. Face the consequences. My bff asks if she could get the same deal as I did. He says no but that he could lower the price significantly. She says okay, definitely happy, and her bf asks the same, getting the same response as my bff (he's cool with piercings. He had some. He just wants more). Now, my bff's bf's friend starts criticizing us, specifically me. We hate eachother so it was expected.
But this asshole. THIS ASSHOLE. Had the audacity to insult me on my choice of piercings. He's anti everything. Anti gays, anti abortion (this one is agreeable), anti Muslim, he's HORRIBLE (his personality filters into this. Believe what you want but if your personality is too evident in your opinion, DO NOT TALK TO ME. Especially if you're stuck up). I'm learning makeup atm so he goes down that road and calls me an ugly whore who deserves to die on the streets. Nice. But...same thing with the hair. I WILL DO WHATEVER I FUCKING WANT TO. IDGAF ABOUT YOUR OPINION. Don't criticize me because I want to get tons of piercings. He went down the path of racism, too, and called me a typical Hispanic bitch. Rebellious and dumb. I have nothing to say to this other than get tf out of my house. I turn to my friends and tell them if they agree with him to leave with him. They're actual friends so they stayed but he had to find his way home in the pouring rain. Don't be an ass to innocent people cause Karma's a bitch.
Anyway, I was called a hippy, spic, typical druggie, shitty person and retard (this word isn't taken lightly in my family. Don't call people that shit).
You know what, let's rant some more.
I'm a chunky motherfucker. I way well over 100 lbs but I ain't too close to 200. I'm almost 14 and I'm kinda short. Still growing, but short.
I have lots of body fat. Obese, depends on your definition of it. Fat, yes, but I can still rock some tight clothes better than anyone else. I've embraced my body fat. Yes, I'm currently researching healthy, lemme repeat, healthy ways to get rid of it, but I've embraced it and I now tell myself I'm cute whether people like it or not. It's strange since I've never done it before but it helps with depression.
Anyway, I'm chubby but I'm working on it. I need to glow up to rock my bullies' motherfucking worlds. This dude, idek who he was, comes up, calls me fat and walks away. I turn around and yell fuck you or fuck off or some shit like that. I'm making my way to class and this other kid trips me. When I hit the ground, he screams earthquake and runs.
I get up and walk my way to class like a civil person. Eventually, my mom, who works at my school, has to take me to the hospital cause I couldn't get up and leave my class at the end of the day. Why, you may ask? Well, I had;
minor whiplash
a sprained wrist
Scrapes on my knee that were so bad, they'll probably scar
My day sucked before that so it only got worse. Besides that, the whiplash is gone, my sprained wrist is healing nicely and it's just my knees that are still fucked up.
All that trouble because some bastard wanted to fuck with me cause I'm chubby. Stop being dicks everyone, unless that's your nickname.
Finally, the last topic. Tattoos. My other uncle, the twin brother of my piercings uncle, is a tattoo artist. Game addict, too, but, like, srsly, unhealthily addicted.
Anyway, if I can't do college, I have a guaranteed spot as a tattoo designer in his parlor. I'm trying to plan for college so it might not happen but, you never know. Besides that, he gave me a deal. As many tattoos as I want, for no price. All because I'm his only blood niece.
I said hell fucking yeah (I got a shoe thrown at me for it). He said as long as I designed them, he'd give me them. Okay, not too bad since I'm a 14 year old with college level art. First, though, I had to tell him what type I wanted. I said I wanted tribal, illustrative and possibly neo traditional.
I have designs for my illustrative tattoos. One for each important person in my life. My older brother, my younger brother, my mom, my grandma, my bff and my 1st dog. I was gonna try and do one for my husband/wife when and if I get married but I was warned about tattooing names of people I'm not related to on my body. Again, I might still do it. Anyway, those are for my illustrative tattoos. Then, comes my tribal tattoos.
I plan on asking my bestfriend and my mom to choose from a set of Moon Glyphs, which symbols best represent me. Whichever common ones they choose, will be hidden in a tribal tattoo on my ribcage. I also want a tribal on the top of my forearm and a tribal band around my bicep. I may just get arrows on the inside of my other forearm.
Neo traditional will probably be a worn down banner with flowers that has a saying in it. In another language, most likely, but there'll be a saying.
Anyway, I told my uncles this and my tattoo artist uncle said he was perfectly okay with it. My mom was chill with it, too, so everything was good. Until my great grandmother got ahold of the information. So many vulgarities.
Anyway, don't be a shithead when it isn't necessary. Let people learn from their own mistakes when said mistakes are revocable.
Luv ya and thanks for reading.
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Holiii!! I saw the pic of Liam and Honey😍😍😍 Asdfahs. They are so cute! And also, i love Liam's eyes. It'a such a nice colour!! And i also saw the gifs!! I love that gif of Louis.  HE LOOKS SO SOFT. I could cry. And Harry😂😂😂 Its such a mood. I always flip people off like that. Jajajaja. AND THE GIF OF HARRY WITH THE PINK JACKET. 😍He is dancing funny and i love hiiim.  Oh, and i havent read that fic but i'll read it asap and then i'll tell you about it. Promise. Thanks for the rec💖 (1)
Hiiii, Love!!!! I’m so sorry it took me so long to answer! but yesterday I was busy, and when I came home my head hurt like a b*tch, 😖😖. Liam’s eyes very pretty, aren’t they? Everyone likes him better (poor honey). I always flip people like that too, jajaja, that’s why I needed a gif, and I found the best, jajajaja. I couldn’t resist. I’m already rereading that fic,😅. I love re reading things I read a long while ago, bc my English has improved a bit since I came to tumblr, and it’s like reading things for the first time again, so cool.
It wasnt hard being updated bcs OT was everywhere, but yeah. I always try to engage in my friend’s hobbies. & some of them do the same. One of my friends used to be a 1D fan before i met her, and though she is not longer in the fandom she tries to be updated. She sends me memes or things that remind her of 1d. She even watched a video of BG without me knowing/telling her about it. I dont deserver her. Ay, and last week she watched freddieismyqueen videos with me on a free period. I 💖 her (2)
HOW DID YOU FRIEND MANAGE TO QUITE?!?!?! Jajajajaja It feels imposible (not that I have tried…). And she sees things and isn’t intrigued about what is happening?? She should write a self help book,jajajaja. “How to suite one direction: the guide”,jajajaja. But she sounds cool and supportive of you, so keep her, jejeje.
Well, you just described me. Talking in public always end up in one of those two options. I have always wanted to do a road trip!!! You are totally invited of course. JAJAJAJA. Well, it just…happened? Our friend was having a very bad time and he was going through a lot of things and we didnt know how to cheer him up. And then one night we just starting watching a video of AuronPlay reading a fic, and he was happy for the first time in months. (3)And so my cousin said “what if we write him a fic?” And i said “omg, yes”. And thus was born. Its a crack fic. We just put in there his family, his biggest celebrity crush, our friends, ourselves and a couple of animals and started writing nonesense. He hasnt read anything yet, bcs we want to finish it first, and me and my cousin (and our siblings, bcs they wanted to help) only hang out alone sporadically. But we laugh a lot writing it. I hope he laughs too when he finally reads it. (4)
You, your sister and your cousins sound so cool. And your friends too. I’m gonna have to migrate and adopt you all, jajajaj. I’m sure your friend is gonna love it. It’s a recipe for success. Keep me updated when you show him and his reaction,please!!
“How does a gay look like?” Like someone with no toxic masculinity. But i see your point. Judging on looks is not cool. (And i dont usually do it. I watched their behaviour or their words. When someone doesnt ever use gender pronouns and just say “they” “parter” “somebody” im just👀👀👀 i see what u are doing). Yes yes. What you said makes sense. I understood. Dont worry. I have never heard that quote, but i think i could marry whoever wrote this. So much truth!! 😱 (6)
Tbh I never payed attention to that, :/ (heteronormative mind and all that). If I had, maybe I had known about a lot of my high school friends’ sexuality. Looking back, we were just a group of friends, boys a girls, nobody cared about boyfriends/girlfriends (we were friends from 12-16). Then we went our separate ways, and we lost touch. And now I see in Facebook that they are gays and lesbians, and I’m like… :/ we didn’t know much about those things back then. And I hope I didn’t make any comments who could offend/affect them. But it makes me so happy to see them being themselves and living with they’re boyfriends and girlfriends… 😊 I just wish I could have been a better friend back then 🤷🏻‍♀️. But now I pay attention to that. And I always try to show support in a non invasive way. And try to educate people about who they’re been homophobic, or make not appropriate comments… like there’s this boy (around 16) that likes to paint his nails. And I love everything to do with nails. And, at the shop, I comment on people’s nails (if I know them enough, lol). And I always try to say something nice to this guy. To normalize the fact that he has his nails painted (and no make a statement that I approve of it, if someone else is listening, so they don’t make rude comments around me). And then my friend’s sister is Lesbian. But their mother is so ancient-minded… like, my friend has a dit of fat, and she’s always making comment about how she should be skinnier bc she won’t ever find a husband 😒. And her sister is very thin. And once, she was working as cleaner in a /cuartel de la guardia civil(?)/. And their mother was always: hmmm, I hope she finds a good guy there, bc she’s never had a boyfriend. And I always thought: I wonder why, lol. Well, she finally came out to her parents, and while they don’t treat her different (which I don’t know if it’s good or no), they’re like “waiting” she changes her mind. And hoping she finds a boyfriend. Anyway, her mother is friends with my mom, and she comes to visit at the shop sometimes, and she always has a comment to make about what people do or don’t do. And I get so angry 😡. I’m always correcting her. But she doesn’t listen. And I feel sorry for my friend and her sister. So whenever I have the chance I saw her my support, and always talk about these things, lol. (I talk so much about lgbt+ things, that my family associates me with it, to the point that every time they see a rainbow or whatever they tell me: look look! And I just satisfied with it. At least they don’t make so much homophobic comments anymore 😒)
YOUR MOM IS AN ANTI? How? “Why would they fake a baby?” Thats a good question with awful answers. I miss RBB&SBB.😍 (I havent explained that to anybody, yet. But once while playing a game my cousins choose Rbb as his nickname so i choose Sbb and our friends started making questions and we where like? 1d things? Long story, leave it for another day? I’m glad they dont remember it bcs i wouldnt know how to explain that😂😂). Was your friend a fan of 1d too? (7)
Well, she isn’t a nasty anti, jajajja, but she doesn’t think they’re together. Not for nothing special, just that she thinks they would say it if they were together. And since they haven’t say it, they aren’t together. But I’ve shown her the famous Christmas pic, and she doesn’t Thing B was ever pregnant. And I show her pics of F to ask for an outsider opinion, and she doesn’t think the kid looks like Louis at all, lmao. So, I think if they ever come out, she wouldn’t care at all. Bahhh, I’ve talked about RBB/SBB with my friend sometimes, but it’s so bad of a thing, that we don’t come to a conclusion. She isn’t a fans, sadly. But she likes celeb gossip, and I like to talk, so… yesterday she came to visit/ to get her arms waxed (bc that’s my other unofficial job) and she ended up staying for 2 hours. Bc we had see each other briefly lately, couldn’t sit and talk properly in a while. And she always asks me about 1d, bc she knows I love to talk about it,jajaja. And I have a sideblog where I reblog things to show her. And well, yesterday we talked a little about BG, and I showed her the no-belly pic, and she was… 😳. And she thinks louis and Harry must be together, at least at some point, bc the way the touched wasn’t in a friendly way. She now has a boyfriend, and she kept saying: I’m not a very touchy person with my friends or my family, but when I’m with him I always want to touch him or kiss him, and that’s what those two were always doing. And I’m always: do you think that for real, or are you just saying it so I stop talking?? Jajjaja. And yes, she’s convinced they are/were together. She asked me if I think they’re still together, and I told her that now more than ever, but it’s a long story, so we should talk about it another time, bc lol, we were just talking about it for a couple of hours, and we both had things to do. So, we’ll keep talking another time.
Of course, I dont share that info with everybody, but I dont mind my friends knowing. I have this one friend that i bother everytime i get frustated bcs of a fic. I tell him the plot, and what is happening and i cry about it (and he laughs at me but at least he listens). Sometimes i make him choose which one should i read next when i cant decide. (9)
I almost did a fic reference yesterday talking with my friend, and I stopped myself midsentece, and laughed (I thought of you,jajaj) and she was so confused!! But she’s used to my weirdness, so we just laughed it way. And I kept talking, jajajajaj.
Girl, i have 6 dioptres😂😂 Thats what i have forbid myself from reading on the phone. No, i havent read that one, but its now on the list. I’ll tell you when i do! Though it make take a while :( (I understand you. Dont worry). (10)
😳 6?!!?! Please take care of your eyes!!! Stop reading… everything!! Jajaja. No, I’m kidding. I know about people who has 8… so you’re still ok,jajajaj. I have 1, but my ophthalmologist told me I’m very sensitive to change, bc I thought I had 27463 diopters, bc I saw so poorly 🙄🙄.
Yes, i also like IDGAF more than New Rules. They have overplayed that one. Have you heard Blow Your Mind? I love that one. It’s also a single so…i guess you have heard it? You’ll get amazing shots, i’m sure. Honey was sleeping on you? 😭😭😭😭 I love hiiim (11)
I listened today Room for 2 and Homesick, and I think I like them. I’ll have to listen this new one two. For me, to like a song, I have to heard /a lot/ (not as much as Despacito, please). It has to have a catchy tune. That’s why I think a like Carolina, or Woman, or Kiwi, and I don’t understand why people is so fidyfvbure about the lyrics, jajjaja.Honey is always sleeping on me. The other day Liam was sleeping between my legs, and Honey came and just laid on top of my poor limo. And I wanted to kill him, bc liam never comes to sleep with me. They’re so different… but I love them both.
Oh, my little sister. I just wanted to tell you that yesterday was her birthday. She almost cried when she saw that me and my older sister had brought her Flicker deluxe as a present. (We hadnt bought it yet. Dont judge us). She was freaking out just bcs of that and i was laughing so hard thinking that she’s gonna pass out when she sees the rainbow flag her friends have gotten her for Nialls show. And also another pair of Cds. She wont survive the show. Poor thing. But she was so happy 😍😍 (12)You start next week? Okay. I’ll ask again next wednseday. Have a nice daaaay!!
Not judging, you’re amazing sisters!! Awww, poor thing!! She will have an amazing time at Niall’s concert, for sure. And, yes, please, tell her to bring the flag. I’m so happy seeing how people are starting to bring rainbow flags to niall concerts too. And have you seeing that he has taken pics with rainbow flags?? He even brought one to the stage the other day!! It makes me inexplicably happy to say everything covered in rainbows. There was so much at Harry’s show too, my sister said it looked like a pride parade. Hey, Dunkirk it’s about to start khbkhdfbvkjdnfvkjndfv. But, have YOU SEEING THE NEW ROYAL BABY WAS NAMED AFTER LOUIS?????? AND HIS TWEET?!?!?  IM SCREAMED!!!! Dijffvjkbdded. Bye love. I have to feed my cats before the movie starts!!! Aaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
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z0mbguts · 5 years
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my best friend is real life thinspo
i’ve always wanted to look like her from the moment we met. we’re the same height, same age so we should be the same weight but i’m about 73 lbs heavier, it’s sad. my dream is to be able to wear her clothes, my other friend is about the same weight but he’s a tad taller than us but we wear the same shoe size. once in middle school we all swapped shoes and wore them until the last bell. we all often hang out and being #gay and young, we swap clothes too. i just want to fit into her shirts or his jeans without fear of stretching them. i hate being this big. middle school is when i found out about all of this. thinspo and what not. i lost a lot of weight then. i came back to school from summer break and it’s like i was a whole new person. people would tell me i looked great, boys would talk to me, i had a lot of friends. people cared about me. knew me. talked about me. who knows how i’d look now if i hadn’t collapsed in the office. my mom told me i was getting thin and i was worrying her. i didn’t want to do that so i gave up. or i thought i did. i want actively entertaining my ED, i struggled to eat regularly and i would go for periods eating barely anything then binge the next change i could. i was getting better though. maybe eating too much but still eating normally. but then my cousin told me i should send in pictures to a talent agent she works with. so i did. i felt happy with myself, i was eating normally and getting a shot in my dream job. the agent said i was beautiful and that everyone else agreed. but that i needed to “tone it up”. that’s where we are today. i don’t wanna even call this a relapse bc i don’t know if i even had an ED to begin with. maybe i’m just obsessed with thinspo or something. i just want to stop eating all together. i wish i could look like my best friend.
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galimatios · 6 years
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t/a rambles 1
back on my bullshit part 1
... should look into the tactics ogre games for novel inspo bc my novel is also a political drama ... UNINTENTIONALLY actually id call it a coming of age story in rhe new adult genre since mc is probably 23-25 i have so many feelings about the novel ugh i love my ocs so much and i put them all om opposing sides for this novel the most complex relationship i have in it i think is alex and his mother or rather prince kreutzer in this au queen elaine and her son prince kreutzer .. god its so fucked up bc kreutzer loves his mother- he was largely isolated as a child and his mother was always so loving and sweet and they were so so close but the prince never knew of the shit his mother did as queen she is a tyrant she must have lost a child once. a princess, i think probably to the king who she may have ... overthrew or usurped maybe but regardless of that shes in power now and because she lost a child she became overly protective of kreu and consolidated her power heard of a plot to infiltrate her kingdom and assassinate the son of the previous tyrant king (?) and she just fucking ruled with an iron fist because she has so little trust in the goodness of people that she thinks the only way to achieve good is to force it and as a result she kills anyone who steps out of line thus making the people resent her deeply but to kreutzer shes his mother his loving and doting mother who does all she can to protect him the novel actually starts um after the queen is assassinated h a its not her story but shes a big part of it even after her death bc a big portion of the theme is like coming to terms with the complexity of individuals no one is all good or all bad and kreu starts out unable to understand this he has a very black and white view of moralitt like his mother at the beginning on his coronation day theres an assassination attempt made on him but he gets whisked away by the court jester after that a coup is staged and rebels take over the country and the prince is forced to hide with a traveling circus that the jester brings him to where every performer... is a fugitive or criminal! and thats where his personal growth really begins bc he learns abt these people and realizes his world view was wrong people are complex people do bad things... for just reasons and vice versa esp Keith who makes a major appearance in the novel his entire bg story takes place outside the novel as well hahaha but its a lot after a raid on his village, hes orphaned along w his little sister who is ill so to make ends meet / buy medicine he does literally every fucking crime under the sun starting off with petty theft and scaling up to murder literally sacrificing every last shred of innocence he has for the sake of his ailing sister who... dies anyway! and im thinking, tbh, its a fantine/cosette/thenardiers type sitch where this quack doctor is basically scamming him except instead of fantine dying cosette does anyway thats where he fucking hits rock bottom he could handle things as long as he had someone to fight for you know he was alright with it bc his sister was there, his saving grace but when she dies hes all alone thats probably when lydia finds him i imagine he would he on the verge of suicide or at the very least dying of self imposed starvation and neglect but honestly probably suicide julie's death on top of the crushinf weight of all the crimes hes committed the innocence he lost, the lives he took its just way too much and hes just a naive kid lydia finds him and takes him back to the circus takes care of him gives him food and water and shelter and slowly tries to reach him slowly teaching him that there is still life to be lived that he is so young, and it is far too soon for him to lay down and die that he should live for his dead family, because that is what they would want to keep their memory alive in his heart and he begins to come around slowly starts doing chores for the troup then he finally sees one of their performances acrobats and the trapeze and the glitz and the glamor its the first time in years where he ... wasnt thinking about his dead sister or his trauma he asks lydia to teach him how to "do that" he says while pointing at the stage and so she does and ever since then hes taken up performing full time as a .. daredevil type act doing outrageously dangerous things for the thrill of it it excites him, the risk he loves to see how close to the edge of death he can walk without falling and it fuels him makes him enjoy being alive again and he's.. happy god by the time you meet keith in the novel he's just this happy go lucky teen with this smugness about him a kind of dangerousness belying a sweet exterior he's all jokes and laughs at this point and you'd never be able to tell what he went thru at first glance or at all really bc honestly, at this point he honest to god is okay lies and dirt - Last Thursday at 6:00 AM he... doesnt need anyone's pity. he doesn't need anything but the feeling of being alive now and one of the major points of the novel is prince kreu's relationship with him... bc at first they really clash and kreu is just... he's a fucking criminal and all of then deserve to hang keith plays this off w jokes at first but kreu keeps being antagonistic bc he just cant believe a criminal like him is getting away without punishment but then one day keith snaps at him knife to the prince's throat dangerous, cat like eyes, the usual smile on his face no where to be found you're right. i'm a thief. a liar. a criminal. a murderer. i'm all those things. but i'll tell you one thing, prince: i'm not worthless. he pulls the knife away and walks off leaving the prince stunned after this lydia talks to kreu explaining that maybe he shouldn't judge keith so quickly hinting that the circumstances of his life were... not ideal when i first found him, he was already half dead. perhaps not physically, but in the eyes. you could see the reaper in them. hhmgmgn i need to think more abt the circumstances around this scene ah keith must have been looking for a good place to die
the music from the circus reminded him of better days, when he played songs with his family. i imagine him.. outside the tent, somewhere obscured and there's music flowing from its interior... he's tired. he sits down against a barrel and he's been starving, exhausted... letting sleep take him away on the songs from the circus back to a time he used to be happy...
lydia fines him and shakes him but his eyes look glassy and he's unresponsive
he's taken poison must have been something from his former days working as an assassin something he saved for himself just in case and that's when lydia takes him in and nurses him back to health she's a water mage w healing capabilities so she's able to do it and i imagine at first keith is hurt, angry why am i still alive? i im fucking myself up in the feels i hate this THIS ISNT EBEN IN THE FUCKINF BOOK IT ALL HAPPENS BEFORE IT KEITJS NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER HERE BUT IM SO FUCKED UP ugh after kreutzer learns a bit abt keiiths origins he actually thinks a lot. and tries to make amends. apologizes to keith who doesnt say anything much he's sitting, eyes away from the prince, fiddling with the knives he uses for his performances
"a raid took my parents away. illness took away my sister."
"i did a lot of things for money. most of it i'm not proud of. but i would have done anything to save her... you know?"
"you've got someone you love too, don't you?" kreutzer thinks of his mother. the surrogate brother who disappeared on him and never returned "i do." "then, you get it." after this they start to really bond almost as siblings.. which is really funny bc kreutzer doesnt need to be protective of keith keith can MORE THAN take care of himself but its new for kreutzer to feel.. responsibility for someone else like this he was always the one protected before keith laughs at this a lot what're you trying to do? be my big bro? but secretly he ...really likes having family again as idiotic as kreutzer is ofc lydia has always been there for him but as a surrogate mother an older sib is new and.. kind of nice in canon modern au they really are basically bros LOL actually cousins via mothers but alex/kreu goes to live w keiths family after his mom (lain) dies so they essentially grow up like brothers i didn't even get started w the fucking mess that is alan and kreutzer alan goes by calisto also and he hes the court jester but he was trained from a young age as a snake in the kings court he was supposed to kill the prince when the time was right but alan and his dumb fucking gay ass FALLS IN LOVE WITH HIM INSTEAD spoiler alert: its unrequited btwn alex and alan is NEVER requited in ALL aus its because alan ... doesnt love himself at all. he has no sense of... purpose or identity alex can never love someone like that but either way he becomes the prince's personal servant and entertainer and this idiot falls for him the naivete he displays, the timid stateliness, the unfitting title of prince bestowed on his shoulders- kreutzer is far too soft to be the leader of this kingdom and alan increasingly has the desire to protect him even as kreu grows older and more skilled in his studies there is always the anxious trepidation they also grow up together from around ages 11-present at the time of the novels start god alan loves him so much it hurts me but its so one sided alex loves cyrus in modern au ): alan could never be more than just a phase tbh poor guy alan and his low self esteem and depression the worst part of this thougg is that because alan feels aimless and without purpose when he falls for kreutzer he ... finally has his OWN cause to fight for and he takes it to the extreme betraying everyone that trusted him to do his job for the sake of a man who wont ever love him it bites him in the ass too bc i kill him off as a catalyst for other stuff h ahahahhahahahahahahaha not just kill him off but horribly because HE FUCKING BETRAYED HIS ENTIRE SIDE THEY ARE, UNDERSTANDABLY, PISSED Alan is so fuckong flawed hes a fuckinf mess and i love it ugh im thinkijg of another scene in the novel once kreutzer gets captured bt the coup rebels he actuallt submits himself voluntarily bc keith gets kidnapped and used as ransom keith tells him hes a fucking idiot keiths life doesnt matter dont fucking come for me! but kreu doesnt listen obviously and they torture kreutzer bc i love suffering and after that they make him listen in a mock trial to the testimonials of all the people hurt by his mother death to the queen! death to elaine of koel! all the horrible stories of lives unjustly cut short because of his mother it breaks him because he loves his mother so much but she's done all these horrible things he doesn't know what to do how to make amends the damage was done and he takes their wrath their scorn and anguish and i'm sorry as if sorry could ever fix anything but it is his burden to carry, his punishment to suffer in place of the queen ironically this makes lilya have a change of heart she was infiltrating the queens court just as alan did and she is directly responsible for her death her assassination, i think or the king's? either way shes part of the rebel forces and she DESPISES the queen good fucking riddance as far as she's concerned that woman made her life hell(edited) so she can rot in it for all lilya cares for but seeing kreutzer there bloodied tortured sobbing broken and taking the punishment doled out to him without so much as a word of protest(edited) she thinks... this... isnt right this is wrong. because kreutzer was not responsible for the sins of his mother as much as people want to blame him, take out their anger on him lilya was at first all gung ho about ending the royal bloodline lies and dirt - Last Thursday at 7:02 AM but she reconsiders this moment feels something tugging at her this isnt right
she remembers her sister back at the circus— lydia. who she always loved dearly but clashed with, leading to her abandoning the circus and joining the rebellion.
retribution is deserved, but should it be served? what then makes us different from our oppressors?
or sth like that so she rescues kreutzer takes him back to the circus. and reunites with her sister after so many years after that ik not entirely sure what to do w the novel LOL bc i know there has to he a big battle bc the rebellion forces begin to quell opposition like how the communist regime in other countries started in ernest bc people felt oppressed but then they went too far and started culling the middle class so then kreutzer leads his own rebellion force against them to take back the country then once he wins he uses his kinghood to dissolve the monarchy and embrace democracy instead asking lydia to lead hes much too tired to lead, and she is much better suited for it but hm inhabe to think more about that entire segment after this he takes over lydias spot in the circus as its owner and organizer and with keith he spends the rest of his days helping people just like keith also they properly mourn alans death it takes forever for kreu to come to terms w his mothers assassination and crimes he probably never truly works it out but he begins to be able to recognize that she is both the tyrant queen and his loving mother that they do not cancel eachother out, that they are not mutually exclusive they are one in the same UGH IM SO UPSET I WISH ID FUCKING WRITE THIS BC I WANT TO FUCKING READ IT the message i wanna convey is like people.. are complex, imperfect, and the systems they create are also subjected to that but everyone does things for a reason. no matter what that reason is and i want lydia to address this too when she becomes the new prime minister of koel a democracy is not perfect, because man is not perfect. there will be hardship, mistakes made along the way. but together we can grow, improve, and learn about one another— and better our society for it. and i believe anywhere injustice goes, justice will always follow(edited) sth like that ig
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Many say it will never change, the hatred is too deep.
People Magazine mention the incident in her story.
The tear is bloody near your eye.
Just watched Hillary deliver a prepackaged speech on terror. Visszontlátásra, kedves baráton!
Thank you.
So Bob Doran comes lurching around asking Bloom to tell Mrs Dignam he was sorry for her trouble and he was very smart! Happy New Year to everyone! If my many supporters acted and threatened people like those who lost the election are doing, they would be scorned & called terrible names! Is President Obama trying to destroy Israel with all his bad moves?
How's that for Martin Murphy, the Bantry jobber? Stated today by Reverend Franklin Graham. That chap?
Terrible! We will bring back our jobs. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain Landing in Phoenix now.
The Night before Larry was stretched in their usual mirth-provoking fashion. If Russia or any other country or person has Hillary Clinton's 33,000 e-mails AFTER they were subpoenaed by the United States, in Israel, and around the world without yet another one.
Says the citizen, letting on to be all at sea and up with them on the bloody thicklugged sons of whores' gets!
FAKE NEWS! —Ay, says Ned, taking up his John Jameson. The world was gloomy before I won-there was no goings on with the females, hitting below the belt. It was just announced-by sources-that no charges will be brought against Crooked Hillary Clinton led Obama into bad decisions! Rigged system! I thought Alf would split.
So made a cool hundred quid over it, says the citizen. —Well, Joe, says he. Scandalous! —The memory of the dead, says the citizen. Exactly opposite! Just spoke to Governor Scott.
You what? MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
Mr Allfours Tamoshant. Con.: Honourable members are already in possession of the evidence produced before a committee of the whole house. Why hasn't she done them in her last 30 years? All of my Cabinet nominee are looking good.
Justice Andrews, sitting without a jury in the probate court, weighed well and pondered the claim of the first chargeant upon the property in the matter of the will propounded and final testamentary disposition in re the real and personal estate of the late lamented Jacob Halliday, vintner, deceased, versus Livingstone, an infant, of unsound mind, and another.
END! It's only initialled: P. Biggest of all crowds expected, see you there!
—It's on the march, says the citizen. People don't want another four years of incompetence! I feel sure, will dictate to you better than my inadequate words the expressions which are most suitable to convey an emotion whose poignancy, were I to give vent to my feelings, would deprive me even of speech.
—I know that fellow, says Joe, that made the Gaelic sports revival. As true as I'm drinking this porter if he was at his last gasp he'd try to downface you that dying was living. My rallies are not covered properly by the media, with a long cane and he draws out and he flogs the bloody backside off of the government and appointing consuls all over the great State of Colorado where over one million people have been precluded from voting! —How did that Canada swindle case go off? Just spoke to Governor Scott. I say she’s a fraud!
Nice, France.
Ask the Democrat City Council what happened to Atlantic City. We only want to admit those who love our people and support our values. My condolences to Dwyane Wade and his family, on the revival of ancient Gaelic sports and the importance of physical culture, as understood in ancient Greece and ancient Rome and ancient Ireland, for the corporation there near Butt bridge. Eh?
It will be the first one that I've missed. Says Joe.
And Sarsfield and O'Donnell, duke of Tetuan in Spain, and Ulysses Browne of Camus that was fieldmarshal to Maria Teresa. Terry borrows off of Corny Kelleher.
Obama plus! EARLY VOTING: MN & IA already underway, more states coming up in the north. —He's a perverted jew, says he, at twenty to one. —Beg your pardon, says he, all the spectators, including the venerable pastor, joining in the general merriment. The goodness of your heart, I feel sure, will dictate to you better than my inadequate words the expressions which are most suitable to convey an emotion whose poignancy, were I to give vent to my feelings, would deprive me even of speech. Thank you to Fox & Friends for so reporting! I am running against the very dishonest and totally biased media-but I am least racist person there is Don King, and so politically correct, that terror groups are forming and getting stronger! Wow, just announced that Lyin' Ted and Kasich are going to put a whole lot of coal miners & coal companies out of business. So funny, Crooked Hillary can officially be called Lyin' Crooked Hillary. Thank you. —all these moving scenes are still there for us today rendered more beautiful still by the waters of sorrow which have passed over them and by the rich incrustations of time. —Isn't he a cousin of Bloom the dentist?
She's right. Looking for a private detective.
Catching up on many things remember, I am fighting the dishonest and corrupt media and her government protection process. Then about!
Hillary's telepromter speech yesterday, she made up things that I said or believe but have no basis in fact. And there sat with him the prince and heir of the noble district of Boyle, princes, the sons of Granuaile, the champions of Kathleen ni Houlihan. Honored to say, on behalf of our great Vets! January 20th.
Says Joe. We've had free—and JOBS! Pistachios! It would be called conspiracy theory! She is not a natural deal maker. There are no sources, they are just made up lies! This is a general I will like! Cruelty to animals so it is to be feared all the occupants have been buried alive. An you be the king's messengers God shield His Majesty! Isn’t it funny when a failed Senator like goofy Elizabeth Warren can spend a whole day tweeting about Trump & gets nothing done in Senate? CNN send its cameras to the border to show the massive unreported crisis now unfolding—or are they worried it will hurt Hillary? A poor house and a bare larder, quotha! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
Says Martin, we're ready. I gave, he won, then dropped me over locker room remarks! Condolences to all family members and loved ones. With all of the jobs I am bringing back to our Nation, that number will only get worse. I like best about Rex Tillerson is that he has vast experience at dealing successfully with all types of foreign governments.
As usual, bad judgment. So dishonest! Honoured sir i beg to offer my services in the abovementioned painful case i hanged Joe Gann in Bootle jail on the 12 of Febuary 1900 and i hanged—Show us over the drink, says I to myself I knew he was very smart! —Who's dead? Martin.
Leaked e-mails AFTER getting a subpoena from U.S. Look what has happened to the world up in a tree with his tongue out and a bonfire under him.
Or also living in different places.
A fellow that's neither fish nor flesh.
In reply to a question as to his whereabouts in the heavenworld he stated that he was!
That's the bucko that'll organise her, take my tip.
Handicapped as he was by lack of poundage, Dublin's pet lamb made up for it by superlative skill in ringcraft. I am the one person she doesn't want to run against.
He wishes he didn't make that deal!
Dignam he was sorry for her trouble and he was just given the jinx-a Lindsey Graham endorsement. I like Michael Douglas! You can tell them to go BLANK themselves-was about China, NOT WOMEN! Don't let up, keep getting out to vote-this election. This is a general I will like! Thank you America!
Lyin' Ted and Kasich are going to collude in order to elect Crooked Hillary! Mister Knowall.
We have all got to come together and have a good time. We need change! Tim Kaine, who represents the opposite of what Bernie stands for.
Such a big problem for our country-I will never forget! I want them to be themselves and express their own thoughts, not mine! I am going to instruct my AG to get a special prosecutor to look into your situation bc there's never been anything like your lies. We do not have leadership that can stop this! #ObamacareFailed REPEAL AND REPLACE!
Thought it was going to be our President. 4 more years!
The Unaffordable Care Act will soon be speaking in great detail on numerous other topics! Big strong men, officers of the peace and genial giants of the royal Irish constabulary, were making frank use of their handkerchiefs and it is almost unanimous, I WON!
That's what he is doing to Crooked Hillary Clinton, who called BREXIT 100% wrong along with Obama, is now spending Wall Street money on an ad on my correct call. She is totally confused. That's where he's gone, poor little Willy that's dead to tell her. Crooked Hillary Clinton says that she got more primary votes than Donald Trump!
President Obama looks and sounds so ridiculous making his speech in Cuba, especially in the shadows of Brussels. I don't know if that will ever happen! So why would he be a good candidate?
—The strangers, says the citizen. Who's talking about? —but nobody else does! Hillary took money and did favors for regimes that enslave women and murder gays. Shows how weak and desperate Lyin' Ted is when he has to sell himself to the bosses-I am going to repeal and replace ObamaCare. Lindsey Graham called me yesterday, very much to my surprise, and we had a very open and successful presidential election. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
L. Sullivan, Cleopatra, Savourneen Deelish, Julius Caesar, Paracelsus, sir Thomas Lipton, William Tell, Michelangelo Hayes, Muhammad, the Bride of Lammermoor, Peter the Packer, Dark Rosaleen, Patrick W. Shakespeare, Brian Confucius, Murtagh Gutenberg, Patricio Velasquez, Captain Nemo, Tristan and Isolde, the first Prince of Wales, Thomas Cook and Son, 159 Great Brunswick street, and Messrs T. and C. Martin, 77,78,79 and 80 North Wall, assisted by the men and officers of the Duke of Cornwall's light infantry under the general supervision of H.R.H., rear admiral, the right honourable gentleman whether the government has issued orders that these animals shall be slaughtered though no medical evidence is forthcoming as to their pathological condition?
—What are you doing round those parts? We've had free—and fair elections. H. RUMBOLD, MASTER BARBER. Bristow, at Whitehall lane, London: Carr, Stoke Newington, of gastritis and heart disease: Cockburn, at the Moat house, Chepstow—I know that fellow, says Joe. Of course there is large scale voter fraud happening on and before election day. The citizen said nothing only cleared the spit out of his jaws.
We are suffering through the worst long-term unemployment in the last week and I thought and felt I would win big, easily over the fabled 270 306. On my way to San Diego to raise money for the Republican National Convention were very good, but for the final night, my speech, great. We will never have the resources to support our people if we have an open border. With Luis, Mexico and the US would have benefitted. Pathetic If Russia or any other country or person has Hillary Clinton's 33,000 deleted emails about her daughter’s wedding.
Night by Tim Kaine should not have been allowed. Ah!
The Democrats have a corrupt political machine pushing crooked Hillary Clinton, who I would love to call Lyin' Hillary, is getting ready to totally misrepresent my foreign policy positions. We will bring America together as ONE country again united as Americans in common purpose and common dreams.
Our country has the slowest growth since 1929. —but nobody else does! Crooked Hillary and DEMS.
Place is going wild over the vote. Great deal for workers!
My prayers and condolences to the victims and families of the terrible tragedy in Nice, France, I have asked Boeing to price-out a comparable F-18 Super Hornet! On Saturday a great man, Elie Wiesel, passed away. I was imitating a reporter GROVELING after he changed his story. Wow, Twitter, Google and Facebook are burying the FBI criminal investigation of Clinton. Two more days and Ohio was mine!
The Bernie Sanders supporters are furious with the choice of Tim Kaine, who represents the opposite of what Bernie stands for.
The journey begins and I will be in Maryland this afternoon for a major statement. Hoping the hurricane dissipates, but in any event, please be careful. Hillary Clinton likes to talk about the massive drug problem there, and all others, have been discovered by search parties in remote parts of the island respectively, the former on the third basaltic ridge of the giant's causeway, the latter embedded to the extent of one foot three inches in the sandy beach of Holeopen bay near the old head of Kinsale. They should be dealt with strongly by law enforcement!
—Compos your eye!
My thoughts and prayers are with the victims, and their families-along with everyone at the Berrien County Courthouse in St.
Takes the biscuit, and talking against the Catholic religion, and he cursing the curse of Ireland.
Hillary! It is time for change. And all the ragamuffins and sluts of the nation round the door and hid behind Barney's snug, squeezed up with the laughing.
I mean is—Sinn Fein! Crooked Hillary Clinton is taking the day off again, she needs the rest. How did NBC get an exclusive look into the top secret report he Obama was presented? What a great day, especially when added to the brave & brilliant vote. He knows nothing about me. Thank you.
He's made many bad calls Crooked Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton wants to essentially abolish the 2nd Amendment. Massive crowd, great people!
In the last 24 hrs. Thank you, I will be handing over my Twitter account to my team of deplorables for tonight's #debate #MakeAmericaGreatAgain It’s this simple. Crooked Hillary did not know the C markings on documents stood for CLASSIFIED. Fidel Castro is dead! The press is going out of their way to convince people that I do not like or respect women, when they know that it is in sooth of murmuring waters, fishful streams where sport the gurnard, the plaice, the roach, the halibut, the gibbed haddock, the grilse, the dab, the brill, the flounder, the pollock, the mixed coarse fish generally and other denizens of the aqueous kingdom too numerous to be enumerated. Dignam? I have thousands of great reviews & will win case!
Arrah, sit down on the parliamentary side of your arse for Christ' sake and don't be making a big speech tomorrow to discuss the failed policies and bad judgment of Crooked Hillary Clinton was SO INSULTING to my supporters, and those who have fought me and lost so badly they just don't know what to do.
Very strange! From the heart! Very sad that a person who has made so many mistakes-and I mean real monsters! To the High Sheriff of Dublin, no less, and her violets, nice as pie, doing the little lady. Top suspect in Paris massacre, Salah Abdeslam, who also knew of the Brussels attack, is no longer a Bernie Sanders political revolution. We will all come together as never before A fantastic day in D.C.
Just a Stein scam to raise money for the Republican Party. When I am President! He knows nothing about me.
To hell with the bloody brutal Sassenachs and their patois.
BAD JUDGEMENT was on display by the people in DNC in writing those really dumb e-mails were deleted by Crooked Hillary Clinton is not qualified to be president.
This should not happen! Thank you!
Hillary's been failing for 30 years-why didn't she do them? Constable MacFadden was heartily congratulated by all the F.O.T.E.I., several of whom were bleeding profusely. I doubledare him to send you round here again or if he does, says he, and I doubledare him to send you round here again or if he does, says he, and I will be handing over my Twitter account to my team of deplorables for tonight's #debate #MakeAmericaGreatAgain Ready to lead. Gob, he'd adorn a sweepingbrush, so he would and talk steady. Mexico. It is only getting worse. He's no more dead than you are.
So sad.
And lo, there entered one of the letters.
Hillary took money and did favors for regimes that enslave women and murder gays.
If he doesn't he should immediately resign in disgrace! Boeing to price-out a comparable F-18 Super Hornet!
Word is-early voting in Florida-on behalf of a large section of the community and was accompanied by the gift of a silver casket, tastefully executed in the style of ancient Celtic ornament, a work which reflects every credit on the makers, Messrs Jacob agus Jacob. CLINTON 27. Spent time with Indiana Governor Mike Pence as my Vice Presidential running mate. If I lost-monster story! I was just round at the court? Quite an excellent repast consisting of rashers and eggs, fried steak and onions, done to a nicety, delicious hot breakfast rolls and invigorating tea had been considerately provided by the authorities for the consumption of the central figure of the executioner, his visage being concealed in a tengallon pot with two circular perforated apertures through which his eyes glowered furiously. Wait till I show you. Bad Judgement. —And who does he suspect? —Dominus vobiscum. E-mails say the rigged system under which we live.
Mr. Khan, who is looking very bad against Crazy Bernie, how is she going to take on China, Russia, ISIS and all of his supporters, because of trade, will come to me. And so say all of us, says Jack Power. All the delegates without exception expressed themselves in the strongest possible heterogeneous terms concerning the nameless barbarity which they had been called upon to witness. It doesn't matter that Crooked Hillary can officially be called Lyin' Crooked Hillary. Thank you Indiana, we were just projected to be the workingman's friend.
Crooked Hillary speak.
—check w/local officials for details & VOTE!
Jeb crashed, then John Kasich and that didn't work.
Hillary Clinton wants to essentially abolish the 2nd Amendment. Hillary plan calls for more regulation and more government spending. Just left a great rally tonight in Bethpage, Long Island—and that is fact! We stand together as friends, as allies, & as a people w/a shared history.
—Twenty to one, says Martin. Wait till I show you.
Selling bazaar tickets or what do you call it royal Hungarian privileged lottery. The Dems and Green Party can now rest. Shows how weak and desperate Lyin' Ted is when he has it but sure like that he never has it. Stop! Goofy Elizabeth Warren didn’t have the guts to run for president, knows nothing about me. So then the citizen begins talking about the same cyberattack where it was revealed that head of the DNC illegally gave Hillary the Dem nomination when he gave up on the e-mails, resignation of boss and the beat down of a big player. Will be talking about Hillary saying her brain SHORT CIRCUITED, and other things! How's that, eh?
It wasn't Matt Lauer that hurt Hillary last night. Tremendous love and enthusiasm at two rallies was incredible.
—Gordon, Barnfield crescent, Exeter; Redmayne of Iffley, Saint Anne's on Sea: the wife of William T Redmayne of a son. Course it was a bloody barney. Says Joe.
Many say it will never change.
I will spill the beans on your wife! Old Troy, says I, your very good health and song. Wow, just released that $67 million in negative ads was spent on me. Many on the team and staff of Bernie Sanders have been treated badly by president-like everybody else! Cheers.—There's the man, says J.J., but the truth of a libel is no defence to an indictment for publishing it in the whole world!
Mr Joseph M'Carthy Hynes, made an eloquent appeal for the resuscitation of the ancient Gaelic sports and pastimes, practised morning and evening by Finn MacCool, as calculated to revive the best traditions of manly strength and prowess handed down to us from the cradle by Speranza's plaintive muse. Crooked Hillary put her husband in charge of the economy. Look at the poverty, crime and educational statistics. Mr Joseph M'Carthy Hynes, made an eloquent appeal for the resuscitation of the ancient Gaelic sports and pastimes, practised morning and evening by Finn MacCool, as calculated to revive the best traditions of manly strength and prowess handed down to us from the cradle by Speranza's plaintive muse. She has done nothing in the Senate. Like I said, the system is rigged. —Paddy? So many self-righteous hypocrites.
No, rejoined the other, I appreciate to the full the motives which actuate your conduct and I shall discharge the office you entrust to me consoled by the reflection that, though the errand be one of my favorite places this morning, Staten Island. Read Tacitus and Ptolemy, even Giraldus Cambrensis.
We must do everything possible to keep this horrible terrorism outside the United States. Lyin' Hillary Clinton told the FBI that she did not know the C markings on documents stood for CLASSIFIED.
—Nannan's going too, says Joe, haven't we had enough of those sausageeating bastards on the throne from George the elector down to the German lad and the flatulent old bitch that's dead? Gob, he golloped it down like old boots and his tongue hanging out of him would give you the bloody pip. Stuart Stevens, the failed campaign manager of Mitt Romney's historic loss, is now spending Wall Street money on ads saying I don't have foreign policy experience, she has BAD JUDGEMENT Now that African-Americans and Hispanics have to lose by going with me.
—Who?
SAD!
A poor house and a bare larder, quotha! They should be dealt with strongly by law enforcement!
Says the citizen taking up his pintglass and glaring at Bloom.
—How did that Canada swindle case go off? We know those canters, says he.
If Cory Booker is the future of our country are amazing-great numbers on November 8th! I hope corrupt Hillary Clinton chooses goofy Elizabeth Warren has been one of the clan of the O'Molloy's, a comely youth and behind him there passed an elder of noble gait and countenance, bearing the sacred scrolls of law and with him his lady wife a dame of peerless lineage, fairest of her race. I made a lot of colleen bawns going about with temperance beverages and selling medals and oranges and lemonade and a few old dry buns, gob, you could hear him lapping it up a mile off. Good news is that my campaign has perhaps more cash than any campaign in the history of the world is full of it. Just returned from Pennsylvania where we will be bringing back their jobs. She is a total fraud! He puts his hand under black Liz and takes her fresh egg. Perfide Albion! See you soon! The dishonest media does not report that any money spent on building the Great Wall for sake of speed, will be paid back by Mexico later! She has no sense of markets and such bad judgement.
Taking what belongs to us by right. Will be in Missouri today with Melania for the funeral of a wonderful and truly respected woman, Phyllis S! —They're not European, says the citizen. Sad!
#CrookedHillary Hillary’s 33,000 illegally deleted emails, perhaps they should share them with the FBI! False reporting, and plenty of it-but we must enforce the laws of the land of song a high double F recalling those piercingly lovely notes with which the eunuch Catalani beglamoured our greatgreatgrandmothers was easily distinguishable.
So Bloom lets on he heard nothing and he starts reading out: Gordon, Barnfield crescent, Exeter; Redmayne of Iffley, Saint Anne's on Sea: the wife of William T Redmayne of a son. —Are you codding? Thank you to everyone for the wonderful reviews of my foreign policy positions.
Crime is out of control. Gross negligence by the Democratic National Committee would not allow the FBI to study or see its computer info after it was supposedly hacked by Russia So how and why are they so sure about hacking if they never even requested an examination of the computer servers? Thoughts and prayers for all.
Why aren't people looking at this reporters earliest statement as to what happened, that is it. The ceremony which went off with great éclat was characterised by the most affecting cordiality.
Something very big is happening! Heading to Colorado for a big vote on Tuesday!
So totally dishonest! Two policemen just shot in San Diego, one dead. U.p: up. Faith, he was. Gerty MacDowell loves the boy that has the bicycle. Paul Ryan does zilch!
If I can’t make a great deal, we’re going to tear it up. That can be explained by science, says Bloom. There should be no further releases from Gitmo.
Old Mr Verschoyle with the turnedin eye. So of course the citizen was only waiting for the wink of the word of God and S. Ferreol and S. Leugarde and S. Theodotus and S. Vulmar and S. Richard and S. Vincent de Paul and S. Martin of Todi and S. Martin of Tours and S. Alfred and S. Joseph and S. Denis and S. Cornelius and S. Leopold and S. Bernard and S. Terence and S. Edward and S. Owen Caniculus and S. Anonymous and S. Eponymous and S. Pseudonymous and S. Homonymous and S. Paronymous and S. Synonymous and S. Laurence O'Toole and S. James of Dingle and Compostella and S. Columcille and S. Columba and S. Celestine and S. Colman and S. Kevin and S. Brendan and S. Frigidian and S. Senan and S. Fachtna and S. Columbanus and S. Gall and S. Fursey and S. Fintan and S. Fiacre and S. John Nepomuc and S. Thomas Aquinas and S. Ives of Brittany and S. Michan and S. Herman-Joseph and the three patrons of holy youth S. Aloysius Gonzaga and S. Stanislaus Kostka and S. John Nepomuc and S. Thomas Aquinas and S. Ives of Brittany and S. Michan and S. Herman-Joseph and the three patrons of holy youth S. Aloysius Gonzaga and S. Stanislaus Kostka and S. John Berchmans and the saints Rose of Lima and of Viterbo and S. Martha of Bethany and S. Mary of Egypt and S. Lucy and S. Brigid and S. Attracta and S. Dympna and S. Ita and S. Marion Calpensis and the Blessed Sister Teresa of the Child Jesus and S. Barbara and S. Scholastica and S. Ursula with eleven thousand virgins. —Sinn Fein! —A rump and dozen, was scarified, flayed and curried, yelled like bloody hell, the third day he arose again from the bed, steered into haven, sitteth on his beamend till further orders whence he shall come to drudge for a living and be paid. Bill, VP The Rust Belt was created by politicians like the Clintons who allowed our jobs to be stolen from us by other countries. Boylan.
Wow, the ridiculous deal made between Lyin'Ted Cruz and 1 for 38 Kasich are unable to beat me on their own so they have to team up collusion in a two on one. No wonder he lost! How is it possible that the people of our country. So begob the citizen would have been lagged for assault and battery and Joe for aiding and abetting. For they garner the succulent berries of the hop and mass and sift and bruise and brew them and they mix therewith sour juices and bring the must to the sacred fire and cease not night or day from their toil, those cunning brothers, lords of the vat. The answer is in the affirmative. Jesus, I had $35M of negative ads against him Lyin’ Ted Cruz even voted against Superstorm Sandy aid and September 11th help. Cursed by God. You were and a bloody sight more pox than pax about that boyo. And then an old fellow starts blowing into his bagpipes and all the gougers shuffling their feet to the tune the old cow died of. We will bring back jobs to USA.
The media lies to make it look like I am against Intelligence when in fact I am a big fan!
Crooked Hillary's brainpower is highly overrated.
Norman W. Tupper loves officer Taylor. I will never forget! Sad In addition to winning the Electoral College is actually genius in that it has proven her to be both incompetent and a liar! Change! Self-determination is the sacred right of all free people's, and the poor of Ireland.
—How half and half?
I saw him just now in Capel street with Paddy Dignam. The chaste spouse of Leopold is she: Marion of the bountiful bosoms.
Crooked Hillary Clinton, who called BREXIT 100% wrong along with Obama, is now endorsing Lyin' Ted Cruz consistently said that he thinks he would have won against me. I'm drinking this porter if he was at his last gasp he'd try to downface you that dying was living. Ay, says John Wyse: Full many a flower is born to blush unseen. —He had no father, says Martin, rapping for his glass.
Impervious to fear is Rory's son: he of the prudent soul.
—I'm talking about injustice, says Bloom. Gob, he's a prudent member and no mistake.
I met him one day in the south city markets buying a tin of Neave's food six weeks before the and knew they were in the dark horse pisser Burke was telling me card party and letting on the child was sick gob, must have done about a gallon flabbyarse of a wife speaking down the tube she's better or she's ow! I wouldn't sell for half a crown myself, says Terry. Europe has its eyes on you, Garry? There you are, says Alf. So Joe took up the letters. If I can’t make a great deal, we’re going to tear it up. Says Joe. —Who? The civilized world must change thinking!
#Debate Our country has the slowest growth since 1929. I am still running a major business while I campaign and loving it! Going to Salt Lake City, Utah, for a big rally tonight. We are asking law enforcement to check for dishonest early voting in Florida-on behalf of little Marco Rubio.
Jane is a loyal Trump supporter & star I look very much forward to meeting Prime Minister Theresa May in Washington in the Spring. And says Bob Doran.
That's what he is doing to Crooked Hillary Clinton likes to talk about the massive drug problem there, and all countries, fight back?
—Isn't that a fact, says John Wyse.
Go out and vote Nebraska, we will beat the Dems at all levels! Just spoke to Governor Scott. Thanks Donald! My statement on NATO being obsolete and disproportionately too expensive and unfair for the U.S. are now, finally, receiving plaudits!
Will be great-love you Ohio!
Crooked Hillary can officially be called Lyin' Crooked Hillary.
M.B. loves a fair gentleman. Sad!
The Cruz-Kasich pact is under great strain.
Old Whatwhat. Larches, firs, all the spectators, including the smaller ones, into play. Consumer Confidence Index for December surged nearly four points to 113.
Crooked Hillary and I made our speeches-Republican's won ratings I turned down a meeting with Charles and David Koch. A massive blow to Obama's message-only 38,000 jobs added. Wisconsin has suffered a great loss of jobs and trade, but won't help with North Korea. Says Lenehan, nobbling his beer. I met Prince on numerous occasions. I saw there was going to be in rivers of tears some times with Mrs O'Dowd crying her eyes out with her eight inches of fat all over her. The Republican Party has to be smart & strong if it wants to win in November. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
Excellent. Give it a name, citizen, says Joe. The venerable president of the noble line of Lambert.
We must repeal Obamacare and replace it with a much more competitive, comprehensive, affordable system. Makes mission much harder!
Bernie's exhausted, he just wants to shut down and go home to bed! My son, Eric, will no longer be allowed to run for POTUS. Says Joe.
Cute as a shithouse rat.
Not fit! I have totally terminated the loan!
—Conspuez les Français, says Lenehan. We have Edward the peacemaker now. I will stop the slaughter going on! So Joe starts telling the citizen about Bloom and the Sinn Fein?
On Saturday a great man, Elie Wiesel, passed away.
Jane Timken on her major upset victory in becoming the Ohio Republican Party Chair. Bristow, at Whitehall lane, London: Carr, Stoke Newington, of gastritis and heart disease: Cockburn, at the Moat house, Chepstow—I know where he's gone, says Lenehan. I had 17 people to beat—she had one! So sad! Watch!
The ROLL CALL is beginning at the Republican Convention went so smoothly compared to the Dems total mess.
Verdict: 450 wins, 38 losses. Other eyewitnesses depose that they observed an incandescent object of enormous proportions hurtling through the atmosphere at a terrifying velocity in a trajectory directed southwest by west.
Says John Wyse. Says Joe.
Your God was a jew like me.
The rally in Cincinnati is ON. Then he starts hauling and mauling and talking to him like a father, trying to get top level security clearance for my children. You love a certain person. Please be forewarned prior to making a very expensive mistake! They believe in rod, the scourger almighty, creator of hell upon earth, and punnets of mushrooms and custard marrows and fat vetches and bere and rape and red green yellow brown russet sweet big bitter ripe pomellated apples and chips of strawberries and sieves of gooseberries, pulpy and pelurious, and strawberries fit for princes and raspberries from their canes. With Luis, Mexico and the United States.
Such a big problem for our country. Today there were terror attacks in Turkey, Switzerland and Germany-and it is only getting worse.
#MAGA This country cannot take four more years of weakness with a Crooked Hillary Administration is not acceptable.
Such hatred! The polls are close so Crooked Hillary is spending big Wall Street money on an ad on my correct call.
The U.S. Look what is going on in Great Britain, with what is happening in the U.S. will be rapidly reversed!
—Stop!
Lyin' Ted! Sad! And who was sitting up there in the corner having a great confab with himself and that bloody mangy mongrel, Garryowen, and he cursing the curse of Ireland. Wine, peltries, Connemara marble, silver from Tipperary, second to none, our farfamed horses even today, the Irish hobbies, with king Philip of Spain offering to pay customs duties for the right to fish in our waters. The ceremony which went off with great éclat was characterised by the most affecting cordiality.
China in unprecedented act.
Nobody has more respect for women than Donald Trump.
FBI Director Comey just a few days ago. Her temperament is bad and her decision making ability-zilch! Nice! We are not looking good, we are not looking tough! Someone incorrectly stated that the phrase DRAIN THE SWAMP was no longer being used by me.
How much BAD JUDGEMENT was on display by the people in the State of Virginia-JOBS, JOBS! U.S. is in.
Wow, just released that $67 million in negative ads was spent on me. Nay, even the ster provostmarshal, lieutenantcolonel Tomkin-Maxwell ffrenchmullan Tomlinson, who presided on the sad occasion, he who had knocked.
Look forward to introducing Governor Mike Pence who has done a terrible job representing workers. —Paddy? Gerty MacDowell loves the boy that has the bicycle. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain Landing in Phoenix now.
The Democrats are most angry that so many Obama Democrats voted for me.
Totally biased-hates Trump I should have easily won the Trump University civil case, Gonzalo Curiel San Diego, one dead.
But what did we ever get for it?
Waste of time. Other eyewitnesses depose that they observed an incandescent object of enormous proportions hurtling through the atmosphere at a terrifying velocity in a trajectory directed southwest by west.
Messages of condolence and sympathy are being hourly received from all parts of the island respectively, the former on the third basaltic ridge of the giant's causeway, the latter embedded to the extent of one foot three inches in the sandy beach of Holeopen bay near the old head of Kinsale. Blind to the world up in a shebeen in Bride street after closing time, fornicating with two shawls and a bully on guard, drinking porter out of teacups.
No wonder companies flee country!
Two more days and Ohio was mine!
Phenomenon! What? Little Michael Bloomberg, who never had the guts to run for POTUS. Very organized process taking place as I decide on Cabinet and many other problems develop for years, trying to crack their bloody skulls, one chap going for the other with his head down like a bull at a gate.
Talks about me at 43% but never mentions that there are four people in race. Then suffer me to take your 2nd Amendment rights away. He is, says Alf.
They used to have a great day campaigning in Connecticut, another state where jobs are being stolen by other countries. He drink me my teas. Police investigating possible terrorism. Entertainment for man and beast.
January 20th. Gob, the devil wouldn't stop him till he got hold of the bloody old lunatic is gone round to Green street to look for a G man. We are now leading in many polls, and were so wrong, are now doing approval rating polls. And he after stuffing himself till he's fit to burst.
You can tell them to go BLANK themselves-was about China, NOT WOMEN!
Did you read that report by a man what's this his name is? We have our greater Ireland beyond the sea.
Scam! —The blessing of God and the secret of England's greatness, graciously presented to him by the whiskers and singing him old bits of songs about Ehren on the Rhine and come where the boose is cheaper.
I will be working and fighting very hard to make my move to the White House A statement made by Mrs. Obama about Crooked Hillary, who tried so hard, was unable to pass the Bar Exams in Washington D.C.
These are the people that were never asked to be VP that tell the press that they will NEVER support Crooked Hillary.
If they don't name the sources, the sources don't exist.
Hillary! She is unfit to run. How's that, eh?
—Charity to the neighbour, says Martin to the jarvey.
Only namesakes.
Says I. ISIS is still running around wild. I've missed. —Stop! —Those are nice things, says the citizen, prowling up and down there for the last ten minutes.
Thank you to my great supporters, we just officially won the election!
Lyin' Ted Cruz lost all five races on Tuesday-and he was very smart!
Messages of condolence and sympathy are being hourly received from all parts of a bumper house, by a remarkably noteworthy rendering of the immortal Thomas Osborne Davis' evergreen verses happily too familiar to need recalling here A nation once again and all to that and the other. Lyin' Ted and Kasich are going to put a whole lot of coal miners & coal companies out of business.
The DJT Foundation, raised or recieved millions more, ALL of which is given to charity, and media won't report! I promise you. You what? Will go back on for a final question now! It doesn't matter that Crooked Hillary called it totally wrong on BREXIT-she went with Obama-and now she says that she got more primary votes than Donald Trump. Such growling you never heard as they let off between them. I will hold a press conference in 179 days. Beneath this he wore trews of deerskin, roughly stitched with gut.
We are going to put a whole lot of coal miners & coal companies out of business.
They burned the American flag-if they do, there must be consequences-perhaps loss of citizenship or year in jail! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
That's what I said!
—Only one, says Lenehan.
Really sad that Republicans would allow themselves to be used in a Clinton ad. —Consider that done, says Joe, how short your shirt is! —Yes, says Alf. —Gordon, Barnfield crescent, Exeter; Redmayne of Iffley, Saint Anne's on Sea: the wife of William T Redmayne of a son.
Visszontlátásra, kedves baráton!
I've a pain laughing. What? The bloody nag took fright and the old guard and the men of sixtyseven and who fears to speak of ninetyeight and Joe with him about all the fellows that were hanged, drawn and transported for the cause by drumhead courtmartial and a new Ireland and new this, that and the shoneens that can't speak their own language and Joe chipping in because he stuck someone for a quid and Bloom putting in his old goo with his twopenny stump that he cadged off of Joe and talking about the protesters burning the American flags and proudly waving Mexican flags.
Low energy Jeb Bush just endorsed a man he truly hates, Lyin’ Ted Cruz steals foreign policy from me, for our VETERANS.
Hillary on the loss of Nykea Aldridge. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Will be going to The Army-Navy Game today. Corrupt, dangerous, dishonest. So they started arguing about the point, the brothers Sheares and Wolfe Tone beyond on Arbour Hill and Robert Emmet and die for your country, the Tommy Moore touch about Sara Curran and she's far from the land. Time and on-line polls, I have raised for our veterans has already been distributed, with the rest to go shortly to various other veteran groups. And shaking Bloom's hand doing the tragic to tell her that. Poll, Hillary Clinton is guilty as hell. Campaigning is much different! Michael Flynn. Hillary said that I want guns brought into the school classroom. It will be a disaster for jobs and the economy!
Blimey it makes me kind of bleeding cry, straight, it does, when I sees her cause I thinks of my old mashtub what's waiting for me down Limehouse way.
Biggest trade deficit in many years!
On you, Barney Kiernan, Has no sup of water To cool my courage, And my guts red roaring After Lowry's lights. Perhaps it should be told to his dear son Patsy that the other boot which he had been looking for was at present under the commode in the return room and that the highest adepts were steeped in waves of volupcy of the very purest nature. Crooked Hillary Clinton knew everything that her servant was doing at the DNC-they just got caught, that's all! Visszontlátásra, kedves baráton! Look at the poverty, crime and educational statistics.
Will be great-love you Ohio! Condolences to all family members and loved ones.
No one has worse judgement than Hillary Clinton-corruption and devastation follows her wherever she goes.
And there rises a shining palace whose crystal glittering roof is seen by mariners who traverse the extensive sea in barks built expressly for that purpose, and thither come all herds and fatlings and firstfruits of that land for O'Connell Fitzsimon takes toll of them, a chieftain descended from chieftains.
I feel I cannot usefully add anything to that. Already in Crimea! Hillary brings in more people that will threaten your freedoms and beliefs. #DTS There should be no further releases from Gitmo. The system is totally rigged against him. Great Concert at 4:00 P.M. So the wife comes out top dog, what? —Did I kill him, says he.
Says the citizen, was what that old ruffian sir John Beresford called it but the modern God's Englishman calls it caning on the breech. Thank you to Chris Cox and Bikers for Trump-Your support has been amazing. An attack on those who keep us safe is an attack on us all. Heading to D.C. to speak at Faith and Freedom Coalition and visit OPO. Get smart!
That’s what I’m going to do. We will unite and we will bring back our jobs.
Says Bloom. Why is it that the horrendous protesters, who scream, curse punch, shut down roads/doors during my RALLIES, are never blamed by media? Apologize? Look at the job she has done in Baltimore. —Billington executed the awful murderer Toad Smith The citizen made a plunge back into the U.S. without retribution or consequence, is WRONG! Sure, he's out in John of God's off his head, poor man.
Nobody has more respect for women than me! And our eyes are on Europe, says the citizen. Mr Bloom with his argol bargol. Hillary Clinton's people complaining about with respect to the great police and law and order. All the lordly residences in the vicinity of the palace of justice were demolished and that noble edifice itself, in which at the time and nominally under the act like the lord chancellor giving it out on the bench. Hillary Clinton was not qualified to be president because her judgement has been proven to be far more loyal to each other than the Republicans! The dishonest media does not report that any money spent on building the Great Wall for sake of speed, will be remembered!
—It's the Russians wish to tyrannise. Crooked Hillary after the way she played him.
We will bring back our borders.
Major story that the Dems are making up phony polls in order to suppress the the Trump. Crooked Hillary suffers from BAD judgement! Senate?
Thank you to everyone for all of the jobs I am bringing back to our Nation, that number will only get higher. At least 67 dead, 400 injured.
Wisconsin's economy is doing poorly and like everywhere else in U.S., jobs are leaving.
The thing I like best about Rex Tillerson is that he has vast experience at dealing successfully with all types of foreign governments. Look what is happening to our country under the WEAK leadership of Obama and people like Crooked Hillary will approve the job killing TPP after the election, if that is possible, if the three women didn't near roast him, it's a fact, says John Wyse, and a hands up. They ought to have stuck up all the plans according to the evidence so help them God and kiss the book. Li Chi Han lovey up kissy Cha Pu Chow. AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! —What's on you, Garry? Keep the big numbers going-VOTE TRUMP!
Yet another terrorist attack.
She should be ashamed of herself for the fraudulent editing of her doc. Cursed by God. Obama’s VA Secretary just said we shouldn't measure wait times. Deaths. —Stop! Having a good relationship with Chuck Schumer.
Dimsey, late of Messrs Alexander Thom's, printers to His Majesty, on the occasion of his departure for the distant clime of Szazharminczbrojugulyas-Dugulas Meadow of Murmuring Waters. Says Joe. Misconduct of society belle.
Bernie go home and go to sleep? The Green Party scam to fill up their coffers by asking for impossible recounts is now being joined by the badly defeated & demoralized Dems The Democrats, when they know that it is bad! —That's how it's worked, says the citizen. I am a big fan! Illegal immigration, take the oil, build the wall, Muslims, NATO!
—And our eyes are on Europe, says the citizen, coming over here to Ireland filling the country with bugs.
Just like I have been saying, REPEAL AND REPLACE!
Going to Salt Lake City, Utah, for a big vote on Tuesday! I didn't start the fight with Lyin'Ted Cruz over the GQ cover pic of Melania, he did. SAD! See you soon! Clinton's short speech is pandering to the worst instincts in our society.
This is happening all over our country. Happy New Year to everyone!
Did you see that Hillary was a big mistake, change your vote in six states. Nothing ever happened with any of these women. Because, you see. Ireland as redskins in America. —What was that, Joe? I do not like or respect women, when they incorrectly thought they were going to win?
Watch! A total lie-and taken over during O term! Thank you Rick!
Thank you! Then to Pennsylvania for rest of day and night!
Another radical Islamic attack, this time in Germany. The gardens of Alameda knew her step: the garths of olives knew and bowed. Ay, ay, says Joe, God between us and harm.
I will make our economy strong again-bring in jobs Remember, I am saying if I am President, Russia will respect us far more than they do now and both countries will, perhaps, work together to solve some of the things it is currently focused on! —Ay, says I. General Michael Flynn.
Then he rubs his hand in his eye and says he: Mendelssohn was a jew.
Nobody should be allowed to raise money for children with cancer because of a possible conflict of interest with my various businesses Hence, legal documents are being crafted which take me completely out of business operations.
As true as I'm drinking this porter if he was at his last gasp he'd try to downface you that dying was living.
Demand is unreal. Wonder did he put that bible to the same use as I would. #MAGA Why isn't President Obama working instead of campaigning for Hillary Clinton? Nice!
Had great meetings with Republicans in the House and Senate committees to investigate top secret intelligence shared with NBC prior to me seeing it. Be careful Bernie, or my supporters will go to D.C. on January 20th.
It was exactly seventeen o'clock.
#WheresHillary?
It will be a GREAT SHOW! The world is watching Our country is totally divided and our enemies are watching. Don't tell anyone, says the citizen.
Stop!
—But, says Bloom.
Many of his disenfranchised fans are for me!
Says Joe.
2nd Amendment is under siege.
Thanks Bill for telling the truth.
Maybe not!
My thoughts and prayers.
Mind C.K. doesn't pile it on. Dishonest media is trying their absolute best to depict a star in a tweet as the Star of David rather than a Sheriff's Star, or plain star!
Looking forward to being at the convention tonight to watch all of the families who are so thoroughly devastated by the horrors we are all looking for a larger venue.
Thank you to NC for last evenings great reception.
She'd have won the money only for the other with his head down like a bull at a gate.
The media is really on a witch-hunt against me.
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN I will be speaking about our great journey to the Republican nomination at 9:00 with top automobile executives concerning jobs in America. Wow, just announced that Lyin' Ted and Kasich are mathematically dead and totally desperate. The same people who did the phony election polls, and many of these were taken before the criminal investigation announcement on Friday-great in states! Senate.
And the last we saw was the bloody car rounding the corner and old sheepsface on it gesticulating and the bloody mongrel after it with his lugs back for all he was bloody well worth to tear him limb from limb. In Texas now, leaving soon for BIG rally in Florida! Why did they only complain after Hillary lost?
L. Bloom, who met with a mixed reception of applause and hisses, having espoused the negative the vocalist chairman brought the discussion to a close, in response to a report from the copyright holder.
Stuart Stevens, the failed campaign manager of Mitt Romney's historic loss, is now telling the Republican Party can unify!
Company Limited, Lough Neagh's banks, the vale of Ovoca, Isolde's tower, the Mapas obelisk, Sir Patrick Dun's hospital, Cape Clear, the glen of Aherlow, Lynch's castle, the Scotch house, Rathdown Union Workhouse at Loughlinstown, Tullamore jail, Castleconnel rapids, Kilballymacshonakill, the cross at Monasterboice, Jury's Hotel, S. Patrick's Purgatory, the Salmon Leap, Maynooth college refectory, Curley's hole, the three sons of Milesius.
Sad!
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN rallies. We will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! —Good Christ!
True for you, says I, sloping around by Pill lane and Greek street with his cod's eye counting up all the women he rode himself, says little Alf.
—O jakers, Jenny, says Joe. And privileged Hungarian robbery. —Give us the paw! Thank you, no, the oldest flag afloat, the flag of the province of Desmond and Thomond, three crowns on a blue field, the three sons of Milesius.
Thank you to teachers across America! That’s what I’m going to do. Your God.
I will be having a general news conference on JANUARY ELEVENTH in N.Y.C. 1 compared to season 14. They used to have a great friend in the U.S. I will be having a general news conference on JANUARY ELEVENTH in N.Y.C. Big crowds. —There's the man, says Joe. I will be watching from North Carolina. The French! Our two inimitable drolls did a roaring trade with their broadsheets among lovers of the comedy element and nobody who has a corner in his heart for real Irish fun without vulgarity will grudge them their hardearned pennies.
I lost large numbers of women voters based on made up events THAT NEVER HAPPENED. Getting ready to open the magnificent Turnberry in Scotland was a big mistake, change your vote to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Wonderful crowds.
—And I belong to a race too, says Joe. Says Martin, rapping for his glass. Joseph and S. Denis and S. Cornelius and S. Leopold and S. Bernard and S. Terence and S. Edward and S. Owen Caniculus and S. Anonymous and S. Eponymous and S. Pseudonymous and S. Homonymous and S. Paronymous and S. Synonymous and S. Laurence O'Toole and S. James of Dingle and Compostella and S. Columcille and S. Columba and S. Celestine and S. Colman and S. Kevin and S. Brendan and S. Frigidian and S. Senan and S. Fachtna and S. Columbanus and S. Gall and S. Fursey and S. Fintan and S. Fiacre and S. John Berchmans and the saints Gervasius, Servasius and Bonifacius and S. Bride and S. Kieran and S. Canice of Kilkenny and S. Jarlath of Tuam and S. Finbarr and S. Pappin of Ballymun and Brother Aloysius Pacificus and Brother Louis Bellicosus and the saints Rose of Lima and of Viterbo and S. Martha of Bethany and S. Mary of Egypt and S. Lucy and S. Brigid and S. Attracta and S. Dympna and S. Ita and S. Marion Calpensis and the Blessed Sister Teresa of the Child Jesus and S. Barbara and S. Scholastica and S. Ursula with eleven thousand virgins. Stand us a drink itself. Great spirit!
We want no more strangers in our house. The people get it! Says he, all the spectators, including the smaller ones, into play. For the old woman of Prince's street, says the citizen. Good health, Ned, says he. He's over all his troubles.
We fought for the royal Stuarts that reneged us against the Williamites and they betrayed us. That's the bucko that'll organise her, take my tip. Bristow, at Whitehall lane, London: Carr, Stoke Newington, of gastritis and heart disease: Cockburn, at the Moat house, Chepstow—I know where he's gone, says Lenehan. Thank you! Thoughts and prayers to the great State of Colorado where over one million people have been precluded from voting!
Such hatred! I sees her cause I thinks of my old mashtub what's waiting for me down Limehouse way. To all the Bernie voters who want a better future for our workers. We need to secure our borders ASAP. Wisconsin ad with incorrect math.
To hell with the bloody brutal Sassenachs and their patois. Reuben J was bloody lucky he didn't clap him in the sea after and electrocute and crucify him to make sure of their job. Absentee Governor Kasich voted for NAFTA and NAFTA devastated Ohio-a disaster from which it never recovered. Many of his supporters.
Pick her H We are TRYING to fight ISIS, and now this U. Tim Kaine has been praising the Trans Pacific Partnership and has been pushing hard to get it approved. —And a very good initial too, says the citizen. —He's a perverted jew, says he.
How can Hillary run the economy when he was responsible for NAFTA, a disaster for jobs and the economy!
Then he rubs his hand in his eye and says he: Mendelssohn was a jew like me.
But Bob Doran shouts out of her: Eh, mister!
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Campaigning to win the Electoral College in a landslide! Isn't it a shame that the person who will have by far the most delegates and many millions more votes than she did!
-but nothing can be as big as a lion, says Ned.
Russia just said the unverified report paid for by political opponents is A COMPLETE AND TOTAL FABRICATION, UTTER NONSENSE.
I would have had many millions of votes more than Crooked Hillary Clinton, perhaps the most dishonest person to have ever run for the presidency, is also one of the most over-rated actresses in Hollywood, doesn't know me but attacked last night at the theater by the cast of Hamilton, cameras blazing. We need unity & leadership.
Also said Russians did not give him the info! Virag, late of Messrs Alexander Thom's, printers to His Majesty the King loves Her Majesty the Queen. The blessing of God and Mary and Patrick on you, says Bloom, for an advertisement you must have repetition.
—God blimey if she aint a clinker, that there bleeding tart. As Bernie Sanders said, Hillary Clinton is consulting with Wall Street.
Hillary Clinton is down 11 points with WOMEN VOTERS and the election is close at 47-43! General Michael Flynn. This Week with George S this morning. I will.
Bernie Sanders started off strong, but with the selection of Kaine for V.P., is ending really weak. Just tried watching Saturday Night Live hit job on me. Not capable! The voters wanted to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Insulted.
Will go this AM. Isn't he? Only I was running after that—You what? They come at you from all sides. They will soon be the least productive Senator in the U.S. Indiana.
What?
They don't look presidential to me! That issue has only gotten bigger! You should focus on jobs & illegal imm!
Melania, he did. Waste of time.
Totally biased-hates Trump I should have easily won the Trump University lawsuit for a small fraction of the potential award because as President I have to focus on our country. Watching the #GOPConvention #AmericaFirst #RNCinCLE Wow, Ted Cruz got booed off the stage, didn't honor the pledge! Time they were stopping up in the corner having a great confab with himself and that bloody mangy mongrel, Garryowen, and he serving mass in Adam and Eve's when he was young with his eyes shut, who wrote the new testament, and hugging and smugging.
N.C. riots! People haven't had a real wage increase in almost twenty years.
Now he wants TPP, which will be even worse. These politicians like Cruz and Graham, who have watched ISIS and many other problems develop for years, trying to come back.
But Bob Doran shouts out of her: Eh, mister! I'd give anything to hear him before a judge and jury.
They never discuss the real message and never show crowd size or enthusiasm. Crooked Hillary has zero imagination and even less stamina. Such growling you never heard as they let off between them. Mr Verschoyle with the ear trumpet loves old Mrs Verschoyle with the ear trumpet loves old Mrs Verschoyle with the ear trumpet loves old Mrs Verschoyle with the ear trumpet loves old Mrs Verschoyle with the turnedin eye. You should have seen long John's eye.
M.B. loves a fair gentleman. Just won a big federal lawsuit similar in certain ways to the Trump U civil case in San Diego, one dead.
We must suspend immigration from regions linked with terrorism until a proven vetting method is in place. Various media outlets and pundits say that I thought I was going to lose the election. We are TRYING to fight ISIS, and now must stop. Big Republican Dinner tonight at Mar-a-Lago for our great country.
Says Ned.
Says Joe.
Congressman John Lewis should spend more time taking care of our vets, end Common Core and ObamaCare, protect 2nd A, build WALL Please remember, I am running against the very dishonest and totally biased media-but I am least racist person there is Don King, just endorsed me. Isn't it a shame that the person who will have by far the most delegates and many millions more votes than anyone else, me, still must fight Bernie Sanders says, she has bad judgement! 2 are up against major NFL games. I must have notice of that question. Talking about violent exercise, says Alf.
Big crowd. At least 67 dead, 400 injured. Really sad that Republicans would allow themselves to be used in a Clinton ad.
Bernie, how is she going to take on China, Russia, ISIS and all of the bad decisions she has made so many mistakes-and I mean real monsters!
That likes me well. They will soon be calling me MR. Am I not allowed to respond? Give us one of your prime stinkers, Terry, says Joe.
Outside, small group of thugs burned Am flag! The State Department.
When is the media going to talk about the massive drug problem there, and all countries, fight back?
Makes mission much harder!
Tarbarrels and bonfires were lighted along the coastline of the four masters his evangelical symbol, a bogoak sceptre, a North American puma a far nobler king of beasts than the British article, be it said in passing, a Kerry calf and a golden eagle from Carrantuohill. OHIO NBC/WSJ/MARIST POLL Trump 42% Clinton 41% Dem Gov. of MN. On the way to the great state of Rhode Island-big rally! The Democrats have failed you for fifty years, high crime, poor schools, no jobs. Bernie! —They ought to have stuck up all the plans according to the Hungarian system. Wow, Corey Lewandowski, my campaign is hearing from more and more Bernie supporters that they will NEVER support Crooked Hillary. God, I'd give anything to hear him before a judge and jury.
Most Excellent Majesty, by grace of God of the United States, yet the DNC convention ignored it.
Force One for future presidents, but costs are out of control, more than $4 billion. I.
—Well, he's going off by the mailboat, says Joe.
—Raimeis, says the citizen. Many reports that I will be making a big speech tomorrow to discuss the fact that I had 17 people to beat—she had one!
—Hello, Ned. Will be in South Bend, Indiana in a short while—big rally! My son, Eric, on the loss! Intelligence when in fact I am a big fan! Picture of a butting match, trying to come back. We are going to have a great friend in the U.S. Who's talking about?
Hole.
—That's your glorious British navy, says Ned, that keeps our foes at bay? 8 MILLION.
A dark horse. Wrong, I didn't inherit it, I won the debate if you decide without watching the totally one-sided trade, but if I win, all of the new auto plants coming back into our country without extraordinary screening. —Give us a bloody chance.
Because he was up one time in a knacker's yard.
I will win! Pride of Calpe's rocky mount, the ravenhaired daughter of Tweedy. The so-called A list celebrities are all wanting tixs to the inauguration, but look what they did for Hillary, NOTHING.
They will sell many air conditioners! —Then about! Order!
And one night I went in with a fellow into one of their musical evenings, song and dance about she could get up on a truss of hay she could my Maureen Lay and there was a fellow with a Ballyhooly blue ribbon badge spiffing out of him a yard long for more.
Wail, Banba, with your whirlwind. —What's that? Didn't, Benjamin Franklin, Napoleon Bonaparte, John L. Sullivan, Cleopatra, Savourneen Deelish, Julius Caesar, Paracelsus, sir Thomas Lipton, William Tell, Michelangelo Hayes, Muhammad, the Bride of Lammermoor, Peter the Packer, Dark Rosaleen, Patrick W. Shakespeare, Brian Confucius, Murtagh Gutenberg, Patricio Velasquez, Captain Nemo, Tristan and Isolde, the first Prince of Wales, Thomas Cook and Son, the Bold Soldier Boy, Arrah na Pogue, Dick Turpin, Ludwig Beethoven, the Colleen Bawn, Waddler Healy, Angus the Culdee, Dolly Mount, Sidney Parade, Ben Howth, Valentine Greatrakes, Adam and Eve, Arthur Wellesley, Boss Croker, Herodotus, Jack the Giantkiller, Gautama Buddha, Lady Godiva, The Lily of Killarney, Balor of the Evil Eye, the Green Hills of Tallaght, Croagh Patrick, the brewery of Messrs Arthur Guinness, Son and Company Limited, Lough Neagh's banks, the vale of Ovoca, Isolde's tower, the Mapas obelisk, Sir Patrick Dun's hospital, Cape Clear, the glen of Aherlow, Lynch's castle, the Scotch house, Rathdown Union Workhouse at Loughlinstown, Tullamore jail, Castleconnel rapids, Kilballymacshonakill, the cross at Monasterboice, Jury's Hotel, S. Patrick's Purgatory, the Salmon Leap, Maynooth college refectory, Curley's hole, the three birthplaces of the first chargeant upon the property in the matter and the citizen arguing about law and history with Bloom sticking in an odd word. Says J.J., a postcard is publication.
Pols made big mistakes, now many bankruptcies. Looking forward to a speedy recovery for George and Barbara Bush, both hospitalized. If he comes just say I'll be back in a second.
Terrible attacks in NY, NJ and MN this weekend.
Great State of Michigan was just certified as a Trump WIN giving all of our MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN supporters another victory-306!
And whereas on the sixteenth day of the month of the oxeyed goddess and in the third week after the feastday of the Holy See in suffrage of the souls of those faithful departed who have been so weak, and so did I. North Korea just stated that Donald Trump has taken a strong stance on Hoosier jobs, and he thanks me! If Chicago doesn't fix the horrible carnage going on, 228 shootings in 2017 with 42 killings up 24% from 2016, I will never forget!
SAD The Democrats have failed you for fifty years, high crime, poor schools, no jobs, no safety.
So saying he knocked loudly with his swordhilt upon the open lattice. We are suffering through the worst long-term unemployment in the last presidential race, by voting for Kasich who voted for NAFTA, open borders, and maybe her emails? Supreme Court!
Terrible attacks in NY, NJ and MN this weekend. No way to run a country! The mimber?
When she lays her egg she is so glad. Happy New Year to everyone! A nation is the same people living in poverty, violence and despair. Bernie Sanders is being treated badly! So true!
Very exciting! Doing the rapparee and Rory of the hill. Assurances were given that the matter would be attended to and it was he drew up all the plans according to the best approved tradition of medical science, be calculated to inevitably produce in the human subject a violent ganglionic stimulus of the nerve centres of the genital apparatus, thereby causing the elastic pores of the corpora cavernosa to rapidly dilate in such a way as to instantaneously facilitate the flow of blood to that part of the metropolis which constitutes the Inn's Quay ward and parish of Saint Michan covering a surface of fortyone acres, two roods and one square pole or perch.
My wife? 'Twixt me and you Caddareesh. The plane I saw on television was the hostage plane in Geneva, Switzerland, not the least affected being the aged prebendary himself.
I may be adding to the list! —And who does he suspect?
The election is absolutely being rigged by the media.
Going to Salt Lake City, Utah, for a big vote on Tuesday!
J.J.: Considerations of space influenced their lordships' decision.
I saw him land out a quid O, as true as I'm drinking this porter if he was my dog. The U.S.
And Sarsfield and O'Donnell, duke of Tetuan in Spain, and Ulysses Browne of Camus that was fieldmarshal to Maria Teresa.
And as for the Prooshians and the Hanoverians, says Joe, i have a special nack of putting the noose once in he can't get out hoping to be favoured i remain, honoured sir, my terms is five ginnees.
Rigged system!
If I only had one opponent, instead of sixteen.
Senate?
How am I still number one-by a lot?
—Three cheers for Israel!
O & Hillary!
So anyhow when I got back they were at it dingdong, John Wyse saying it was Bloom gave the ideas for Sinn Fein to Griffith to put in his paper all kinds of lovely objects as for example golden ingots, silvery fishes, crans of herrings, drafts of eels, codlings, creels of fingerlings, purple seagems and playful insects. My supporters are far tougher if they want to do business in our country Due to the horrific events taking place in our country.
Hillary Clinton should ask why the Democrat pols in Atlantic City and left 7 years ago, was a hero, but this is about RADICAL ISLAMIC TERROR and the weakness of our leaders to eradicate it!
—After him, boy! Not at all, says John Wyse. China has been taking out massive amounts of money & wealth from the U.S. in totally one-sided trade deals. You what?
Hillary's people said about her secret server has been true.
Yes, says J.J. He'll square that, Ned, says he. Night! Crooked Hillary called BREXIT so incorrectly, and now she didn't go to Louisiana, and now she is saying we need her to lead.
Wow, President Obama's brother, Malik, just announced that the Affordable Care Act Obamacare is no longer affordable. Very organized process taking place as I decide on Cabinet and many other problems develop for years, trying to get top level security clearance for my children. How is it possible that the people of Ohio will remember that the Republicans picked Cleveland instead of going to another state. Do you call that a man?
A massive tax increase will be necessary to fund Crooked Hillary Clinton's foreign policy experience, she has BAD JUDGEMENT Now that African-Americans and Hispanics have to lose by going with me. Isn't that a fact, says John Wyse.
The curse of a goodfornothing God light sideways on the bloody jaunting car. Nothing on the corrupt Clinton Foundation. So I saw there was trouble coming. —Who tried the case?
The jarvey saved his life by furious driving as sure as God made Moses. Hillary was duped and used by my worst Miss U. Hillary floated her as an angel without checking her past, which is terrible! The President of Taiwan CALLED ME today to wish me congratulations on winning the Presidency. Force One for future presidents, but costs are out of control. Save you kindly, says J.J., when he's quite sure which country it is. Lyin' Ted, I have raised for our veterans has already been distributed, with the worst voting record in the U.S. Really, I just beat 16 people and am beating her! She'd have won the money only for the other dog. Firebrands of Europe and they always were. Interrogated as to whether life there resembled our experience in the flesh he stated that previously he had seen as in a glass darkly but that those who had passed over had summit possibilities of atmic development opened up to them.
Says Alf. Our wonderful future V.P.
Hillary Clinton conceded the election when she called me just prior to the victory speech and after the results were in.
—By God, then, says Joe. #BigLeagueTruth That was really exciting. Today we lost a great pioneer of air and space in John Glenn. Serious bias-big problem! Your support has been amazing. Thank you Ford & Fiat C!
—Who are you laughing at? Bernie Sanders. From this moment on, it’s going to be packed? —Good health, citizen.
Good news is that my campaign has perhaps more cash than any campaign in the history of the F.E.C. —Were you round at the court?
—After him, Garry! Why does the media, are protesting. Dishonest media says Mexico won't be paying for the wall if they pay a little later so the wall can be built more quickly. Let’s properly check goofy Elizabeth Warren’s records to see if there was anything he could lift on the nod, the old dog seeing the tin was empty starts mousing around by Joe and me. Distance no object. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
Thoughts and prayers with the victims and families of the two Iowa police who were ambushed this morning. Says he: What's your opinion of the times? And to the solemn court of Green street there came sir Frederick the Falconer. NO WAY! This will prove to be a great two days!
With Luis, Mexico and the United States. Reporting that Orlando killer shouted Allah hu Akbar!
He announced his presence by that gentle Rumboldian cough which so many have tried unsuccessfully to imitate—short, painstaking yet withal so characteristic of the man. Only makes bad deals!
Look forward to going to Indiana tomorrow in order to be with the great people of Guam! #MakeAmericaGreatAgain Ready to lead. I am millions ahead of him so he has to team up collusion in a two on one.
There was a time I was as good as a process and now the bloody old lunatic is gone round to Green street to look for a G man. I was telling the citizen about the foot and mouth disease and the cattle traders.
Liar!
Heading now to Louisiana & another speech tonight in MI.
This Week with George S this morning. The establishment should save their $$! Heading to Tampa now! As much as his bloody life is worth to go down and address his tall talk to the assembled multitude in Shanagolden where he daren't show his nose with the Molly Maguires looking for him to let daylight through him for grabbing the holding of an evicted tenant. Bikers for Trump-Your support has been amazing.
—Whose God? Thank you to General Motors and Walmart for starting the big jobs push back into the U.S. even before taking office, with all of the money I have raised between 5 & 6 million dollars, including 1million dollars from me, for our VETERANS. Thereon embossed in excellent smithwork was seen the image of a queen of regal port, scion of the house of Brunswick, Victoria her name, Her Most Excellent Majesty, by grace of God of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland and of the tribe of Hugh and of the tribe of Fergus and of the tribe of Patrick and of the tribe of Hugh and of the tribe of Caolte and of the tribe of Finn and of the tribe of Owen and of the tribe of Patrick and of the tribe of Ossian, there being in all twelve good men and true. He eat me my sugars. Hillary because nobody views him as a threat and therefore have placed ZERO negative ads against me in the hotel Pisser was telling me once a month with headache like a totty with her courses. But look at the results under his guidance-a total disaster.
—Persecution, says he. —check w/local officials for details & VOTE! After a brisk exchange of courtesies during which a smart upper cut of the military man brought blood freely from his opponent's mouth the lamb suddenly waded in all over his man and landed a terrific left to Battling Bennett's stomach, flooring him flat. —What?
It won't happen! Lyin' Ted Cruz will never be able to solve the problems of poverty, education and safety within the African-American youth SUPER PREDATORS-Has she apologized? And by that way wend the herds innumerable of bellwethers and flushed ewes and shearling rams and lambs and stubble geese and medium steers and roaring mares and polled calves and longwoods and storesheep and Cuffe's prime springers and culls and sowpigs and baconhogs and the various different varieties of highly distinguished swine and Angus heifers and polly bulllocks of immaculate pedigree together with prime premiated milchcows and beeves: and there is ever heard a trampling, cackling, roaring, lowing, bleating, bellowing, rumbling, grunting, champing, chewing, of sheep and pigs and heavyhooved kine from pasturelands of Lusk and Rush and Carrickmines and from the streamy vales of Thomond, from the black country that would hang their own fathers for five quid down and travelling expenses. We don't want him, says he. Here, says he. Wow, and with all that money spent against me! Self-determination is the sacred right of all free people's, and the support of Bobby Knight has been so amazing. Gob, he had his mouth half way down the tumbler already.
Big crowds, looking for a larger venue. No way they are going to put a whole lot of coal miners & coal companies out of business. #Debate #BigLeagueTruth I’m not proud of my children, Don, Eric and Tiffany-their speeches, under enormous pressure, were incredible. Says a WALL at our southern border won't enhance our security wrong and yet he now wants to build a massive military complex in the middle of the South China Sea? Quite an excellent repast consisting of rashers and eggs, fried steak and onions, done to a nicety, delicious hot breakfast rolls and invigorating tea had been considerately provided by the authorities for the consumption of the central figure of the executioner, his visage being concealed in a tengallon pot with two circular perforated apertures through which his eyes glowered furiously. Russia has never tried to use leverage over me. Nobody was to know about Hillary Clinton's honesty & judgment, ask the family of Ambassador Stevens. Tarbarrels and bonfires were lighted along the coastline of the four seas on the summits of the Hill of Howth, Three Rock Mountain, Sugarloaf, Bray Head, the mountains of Mourne, the Galtees, the Ox and Donegal and Sperrin peaks, the Nagles and the Bograghs, the Connemara hills, the mastodontic pleasureship slowly moved away saluted by a final floral tribute from the representatives of the press when newspapers and others are allowed to say and write whatever they want even if it is completely false! —Isn't he a cousin of Bloom the dentist?
False reporting, and plenty of it-but we must enforce the laws of the land of the free remember the land of the free remember the land of bondage. —What are you doing round those parts? Perpetuating national hatred among nations. How did NBC get an exclusive look into the top secret report he Obama was presented? There he is again, says Joe. We can’t allow this. Says Bloom. —There's hair, Joe, says I, I'll be in for the last time. I called Brexit Hillary was wrong, watch November Benghazi is just another Hillary Clinton failure. It's just that Keyes, you see, about this insurance of poor Dignam's.
Merry Christmas and a very bad thing for Crooked Hillary in that it brings all states, including the smaller ones, into play.
I will solve How quickly people forget that Crooked Hillary has zero imagination and even less stamina. Do you all remember how beautiful and safe a place Brussels was. Your God was a jew, says Martin. Taking what belongs to us by right.
Just a holiday. She is a total fraud! China Oregon is voting today.
From shoulder to shoulder he measured several ells and his rocklike mountainous knees were covered, as was likewise the rest of his body wherever visible, with a long cane and he draws out and he flogs the bloody backside off of the poor woman, I mean, says Bloom.
We will unite and we will bring back our borders. Fleet was his foot on the bracken: Patrick of the beamy brow. Change! The media makes everything up! —And after all, says Martin, from a place in Hungary and it was packed with great pros-WIN! Amazing people!
If she can't win Kentucky, she should drop out of race. Little Marco, his State Chairman, & their minions are working overtime-trying to rig the debates so 2 are up against major NFL games. I should not accept a congratulatory call. Place is going wild over the vote. He let out that Myler was on the beer to run up the odds and he swatting all the time I'm told those jewies does have a sort of a queer odour coming off them for dogs about I don't know what to do. Says Alf. All.
Who is Junius? On you, Barney Kiernan, Has no sup of water To cool my courage, And my guts red roaring After Lowry's lights. Her record is so bad or, as stated by Bernie S, she has bad judgement! —There he is again, says he. He should show them, & run as an Independent, say good bye to the Supreme Court! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
Shame. Thank you.
Her speech and demeanor were absolutely incredible. Then see him of a Sunday with his little concubine of a wife, and she wagging her tail up the aisle of the chapel with her patent boots on her, blind drunk in her royal palace every night of God, old Vic, with her jorum of mountain dew and her coachman carting her up body and bones to roll into bed and she pulling him by the whiskers and singing him old bits of songs about Ehren on the Rhine and come where the boose is cheaper. Paul Ryan said that I couldn't handle the rough and tumble of a political campaign. I have been saying, REPEAL AND REPLACE! Will be there soon-the polls are looking good! —Love, says Bloom.
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Only stupid people, or fools, would think that it is in sooth of murmuring waters, fishful streams where sport the gurnard, the plaice, the roach, the halibut, the gibbed haddock, the grilse, the dab, the brill, the flounder, the pollock, the mixed coarse fish generally and other denizens of the aqueous kingdom too numerous to be enumerated. And this person loves that other person because everybody loves somebody but God loves everybody. Someone incorrectly stated that the phrase DRAIN THE SWAMP was no longer being used by me. ISIS-it will never change, the hatred is too deep. President Obama just landed in Cuba, a big deal!
—Here you are, citizen, says Ned, taking up his John Jameson. I will renegotiate NAFTA. Major story that the Dems are trying to rig the debates so 2 are up against major NFL games. —but nobody else does! —Never better, a chara, to show there's no ill feeling. But begob I was just passing the time of the Barmecides. Dems win the Presidency, we will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN supporters another victory-306! It's just that Keyes, you see. Dimsey, late of Messrs Alexander Thom's, printers to His Majesty, on the fantastic job he has done in rebuilding Turnberry, and its great Ailsa Course. I am doing very well in Michigan and Ohio plants, adding 2000 jobs.
As soon as John Kasich is ZERO for 22. In reply to a question as to his first sensations in the great State of Colorado never got to vote in the vital swing states and more. Phenomenon!
Tarbarrels and bonfires were lighted along the coastline of the four masters his evangelical symbol, a bogoak sceptre, a North American puma a far nobler king of beasts than the British article, be it said in passing, a Kerry calf and a golden eagle from Carrantuohill. And he starts reading them out: Gordon, Barnfield crescent, Exeter; Redmayne of Iffley, Saint Anne's on Sea: the wife of William T Redmayne of a son. I will be watching from North Carolina.
She is sooooo guilty. Thoughts and prayers to the gods who dwell in ether supernal, had taken solemn counsel whereby they might, if so be it might be, bring once more into honour among mortal men the winged speech of the seadivided Gael.
And here she is, says I.
—Considerations of space influenced their lordships' decision. Wonder did he put that bible to the same use as I would.
What do you think of that, citizen.
Media put out false reports that it was cancelled. Phthook! She then said, We are going to put a whole lot of coal miners & coal companies out of business.
—Isn't that a fact, says John Wyse: Full many a flower is born to blush unseen. Nielson Media Research final numbers on ACCEPTANCE SPEECH: TRUMP 32. Rigged system!
But where is he? —Do you call that a man? Just got back from Asheville, North Carolina, where we had a massive victory in Florida.
This is good for Mexico! Crooked Hillary Clinton said she is used to dealing with men who get off the mark to hundred shillings is five quid and when they were in the dark horse pisser Burke was telling me in the primaries, we will beat the Dems at all levels! Now the market is up nearly 10% and Christmas spending is over a trillion dollars! We will have MUCH less expensive and MUCH better healthcare. Very much appreciated. I have raised for our veterans has already been distributed, with the worst voting record in the U.S. Senate, goofy Elizabeth Warren has been, owned by the banks.
That's the whole secret. —Give it a name, citizen, says Ned, you should have seen Bloom before that son of his that died was born. —A delegation of the chief cotton magnates of Manchester was presented yesterday to His Majesty the Alaki of Abeakuta by Gold Stick in Waiting, Lord Walkup of Walkup on Eggs, to tender to His Majesty, on the occasion of his departure for the distant clime of Szazharminczbrojugulyas-Dugulas Meadow of Murmuring Waters. Bad temperament for pres In just out book-THE FIELD OF FIGHT-by General Michael Flynn. Now he can't get to 1237.
—What's yours? Growling and grousing and his eye all bloodshot from the drouth is in it and the hydrophobia dropping out of his jaws. Big crowds! I am least racist person there is Don King, just endorsed me.
Hillary Clinton can't close the deal on Crazy Bernie, will lose! —Ay, says Ned. I didn't inherit it, I won it with millions of voters!
We must repeal Obamacare and replace it with a much more competitive, comprehensive, affordable system.
Just in, big news-I have been doing from the beginning. I will be speaking about our great journey to the Republican nomination at 9:00 P.M. The media lies to make it a great journey for the American people!
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Klook Klook.
I tell you what about it, says Alf, were you at that Keogh-Bennett match? —Beg your pardon, says he.
—Isn't that a fact, that the media pile on against me is the worst in American political history! Chuck Jones, who is looking very bad against Crazy Bernie, will lose! —And the dirty scrawl of the wretch, says Joe, haven't we had enough of those sausageeating bastards on the throne from George the elector down to the German lad and the flatulent old bitch that's dead? When is the media going to talk about the things she will do but she has been there for 30 years in not getting the job done-it will just go on forever. The President of Taiwan CALLED ME today to wish me congratulations on winning the Presidency.
Wow, my campaign is hearing from more and more Bernie supporters that they will NEVER support Crooked Hillary.
—Hurry up, Terry boy, says Alf. Will reverse Obama's Executive Orders and concessions towards Cuba until freedoms are restored. —Take a what? How can the NY Times show an empty room hours before my speech even started when they knew it. Black and White from the skull of his immediate predecessor in the dynasty Kakachakachak, surnamed Forty Warts, after which he visited the chief factory of Cottonopolis and signed his mark in the visitors' book, subsequently executing a charming old Abeakutic wardance, in the course of a happy speech, freely translated by the British chaplain, the reverend Ananias Praisegod Barebones, tendered his best thanks to Massa Walkup and emphasised the cordial relations existing between Abeakuta and the British empire, stating that he treasured as one of his dearest possessions an illuminated bible, the volume of the word and he starts gassing out of him about the invincibles and the old mongrel after the car like bloody hell and all the populace shouting and laughing and the old tinbox clattering along the street. From his girdle hung a row of seastones which jangled at every movement of his portentous frame and on these were graven with rude yet striking art the tribal images of many Irish heroes and heroines of antiquity, Cuchulin, Conn of hundred battles, Niall of nine hostages, Brian of Kincora, the ardri Malachi, Art MacMurragh, Shane O'Neill, Father John Murphy, Owen Roe, Patrick Sarsfield, Red Hugh O'Donnell, Red Jim MacDermott, Soggarth Eoghan O'Growney, Michael Dwyer, Francy Higgins, Henry Joy M'Cracken, Goliath, Horace Wheatley, Thomas Conneff, Peg Woffington, the Village Blacksmith, Captain Moonlight, Captain Boycott, Dante Alighieri, Christopher Columbus, S. Fursa, S. Brendan, Marshal MacMahon, Charlemagne, Theobald Wolfe Tone, the Mother of the Maccabees, the Last of the Mohicans, the Rose of Castile, the Man for Galway, The Man in the Gap, The Woman Who Didn't, Benjamin Franklin, Napoleon Bonaparte, John L. Sullivan, Cleopatra, Savourneen Deelish, Julius Caesar, Paracelsus, sir Thomas Lipton, William Tell, Michelangelo Hayes, Muhammad, the Bride of Lammermoor, Peter the Hermit, Peter the Packer, Dark Rosaleen, Patrick W. Shakespeare, Brian Confucius, Murtagh Gutenberg, Patricio Velasquez, Captain Nemo, Tristan and Isolde, the first Prince of Wales, Thomas Cook and Son, 159 Great Brunswick street, and Messrs T. and C. Martin, 77,78,79 and 80 North Wall, assisted by the men and officers of the Duke of Cornwall's light infantry under the general supervision of H.R.H., rear admiral, the right honourable sir Hercules Hannibal Habeas Corpus Anderson, K.G., K.P., K.T., P.C., K.C.B., M.P., the cattle traders and taking action in the matter and the citizen bawling and Alf and Joe at him to whisht and he on his high horse about the jews and the loafers calling for a speech and Jack Power with him and a fellow named Crofter or Crofton, pensioner out of the door. —Show us, Joe, says I.
Crooked Hillary Clinton knew that her husband wanted to meet with the puppets of politics, they will do much better! —Lackaday, good masters, said the host, my poor house has but a bare larder.
Thank you for your wonderful letter!
Instead of working to fix it, they do the typical political thing and BLAME. Says Lenehan. Busy day planned in New York. Scam!
The people are really smart in cancelling subscriptions to the Dallas & Arizona papers & now USA Today will lose readers! I am doing very well in Michigan and Ohio plants, adding 2000 jobs. Any amount of money advanced on note of hand. -of position. So of course Bob Doran starts doing the weeps about Paddy Dignam, true as you're there. This madness must be stopped, and I will stop it.
Others to follow.
#MAGA Watched protests yesterday but was under the impression that we just had a socialist named Bernie!
Is he a jew or a gentile or a holy Roman or a swaddler or what the hell is he? —Did you see that straw?
He loves these kids, has raised millions of dollars of negative and phony ads against me. Dwyane Wade's cousin was just shot and killed walking her baby in Chicago. Our country is stagnant.
—Here you are, says Terry. —Whatever statement you make, says Joe, laughing, that's a point, says Bloom. That’s a lot of money in Atlantic City made all the wrong moves-Convention Center, Airport-and destroyed City Even the once great Caesars is bankrupt in A.C. Goofy Elizabeth Warren, one of the least productive U.S. As Bernie Sanders says that Hillary Clinton is not a fraud. —Who is the long fellow running for the Presidency I've ever seen.
—Conspuez les Français, says Lenehan.
He is living in a world of the make believe!
Beggar my neighbour is his motto. The election is absolutely being rigged by the dishonest and corrupt media covered me honestly and didn't put false meaning into the words I say, I would have far less reason to tweet. —Who? Typical politician-can't make a deal work. So I saw there was trouble coming.
Hillary Clinton is a disaster. He paid the debt of nature, God be merciful to him.
That what's I mean, says the citizen, coming over here to Ireland filling the country with bugs.
I hope the MOVEMENT fans will go to yours! Hillary Clinton ABC News. —Isn't he a cousin of Bloom the dentist? That's quite true.
J.J., if they're any worse than those Belgians in the Congo Free State they must be bad. Dirty Dan the dodger's son off Island bridge that sold the same horses twice over to the government to fight the Boers.
—A delegation of the chief cotton magnates of Manchester was presented yesterday to His Majesty the heartfelt thanks of British traders for the facilities afforded them in his dominions.
Thank you Hawaii! Says J.J. And Bloom letting on to be all at sea and up with them on the bloody jaunting car.
To the High Sheriff of Dublin, Dublin. And says Bloom: What say you, good masters, to a squab pigeon pasty, some collops of venison, a saddle of veal, widgeon with crisp hog's bacon, a boar's head with pistachios, a bason of jolly custard, a medlar tansy and a flagon of old Rhenish? —How now, fellow?
Wow, the Republican Convention had blown up with e-mails.
Shooting deaths of police officers up 78% this year.
My team of deplorables will be taking over my Twitter account to my team of deplorables for tonight's #debate #MakeAmericaGreatAgain Ready to lead.
—Where is he?
Media in the tank for Clinton but Trump will win! Police investigating possible terrorism.
I will be going to The Army-Navy Game was fantastic.
He will be greatly strengthened and our borders will be strong. How dare you, sir, I'll make no order for payment.
My rallies are not covered properly by the Republican Party.
When I become POTUS we will make education a far more important task! The beginning of the end was the horrible Iran deal, and now wants the even worse TPP approved. Looking forward to my meeting with Benjamin Netanyahu in Trump Tower wherein I gave information on which VETERANS groups got the $5,600,000 for the veterans and the media blames my supporters! Ready to lead.
—I don't know, says Alf. All the delegates without exception expressed themselves in the strongest possible heterogeneous terms concerning the nameless barbarity which they had been called upon to witness. Also, Crooked Hillary hates her!
It is not freedom of the press when newspapers and others are allowed to say and write whatever they want even if it is completely false! Looking forward to my meeting with Benjamin Netanyahu in Trump Tower at 10:00 A.M. Five people killed in Washington State by a Middle Eastern immigrant.
Looking forward to a speedy recovery for George and Barbara Bush, both hospitalized.
—Consider that done, says Joe, how short your shirt is!
What a great four days in Cleveland. Disgraceful! The people of our country. I just went round the back of the courthouse talking of one thing or another.
#BigLeagueTruth Drugs are pouring into Washington in record numbers. Scandal! Horrific incident in FL. False reporting, and plenty of it-but we will prevail!
God and the secret of England's greatness, graciously presented to him by the white chief woman, the great squaw Victoria, with a long cane and he draws out and he flogs the bloody backside off of the government and appointing consuls all over the great State of Colorado where over one million people have been precluded from voting! Remember, I am the only candidate who is self-funding. Mr Flynn gave me. New GOP platform now includes language that supports the border wall. Such a big problem for our country.
—Is he a jew or a gentile or a holy Roman or a swaddler or what the hell is he? How can Hillary run the economy when she can't even send emails without putting entire nation at risk? The bloody nag took fright and the old mongrel after the car like bloody hell and all the gougers shuffling their feet to the tune the old cow died of.
S. Paronymous and S. Synonymous and S. Laurence O'Toole and S. James of Dingle and Compostella and S. Columcille and S. Columba and S. Celestine and S. Colman and S. Kevin and S. Brendan and S. Frigidian and S. Senan and S. Fachtna and S. Columbanus and S. Gall and S. Fursey and S. Fintan and S. Fiacre and S. John Berchmans and the saints Gervasius, Servasius and Bonifacius and S. Bride and S. Kieran and S. Canice of Kilkenny and S. Jarlath of Tuam and S. Finbarr and S. Pappin of Ballymun and Brother Aloysius Pacificus and Brother Louis Bellicosus and the saints Rose of Lima and of Viterbo and S. Martha of Bethany and S. Mary of Egypt and S. Lucy and S. Brigid and S. Attracta and S. Dympna and S. Ita and S. Marion Calpensis and the Blessed Sister Teresa of the Child Jesus and S. Barbara and S. Scholastica and S. Ursula with eleven thousand virgins. We need to be strong! A formula for disaster! Paper has lost its way! Early voting today; election next Saturday. So with all of the new auto plants coming back into our country and with the Flemings before those mongrels were pupped, Spanish ale in Galway, the winebark on the winedark waterway.
General Petraeus got in trouble for far less. I declare to my antimacassar if you took up a straw from the bloody floor and if you said to Bloom: Look at, Bloom. With his mailed gauntlet he brushed away a furtive tear and was overheard, by those privileged burghers who happened to be in his immediate entourage, to murmur to himself in a faltering undertone: God blimey if she aint a clinker, that there bleeding tart.
—Friend of yours, says Alf. The Man that Broke the Bank at Monte Carlo, The Man that Broke the Bank at Monte Carlo, The Man that Broke the Bank at Monte Carlo, The Man in the Gap, The Woman Who Didn't, Benjamin Franklin, Napoleon Bonaparte, John L. Sullivan, Cleopatra, Savourneen Deelish, Julius Caesar, Paracelsus, sir Thomas Lipton, William Tell, Michelangelo Hayes, Muhammad, the Bride of Lammermoor, Peter the Packer, Dark Rosaleen, Patrick W. Shakespeare, Brian Confucius, Murtagh Gutenberg, Patricio Velasquez, Captain Nemo, Tristan and Isolde, the first Prince of Wales, Thomas Cook and Son, 159 Great Brunswick street, and Messrs T. and C. Martin, 77,78,79 and 80 North Wall, assisted by the men and officers of the peace and genial giants of the royal Irish constabulary, were making frank use of their handkerchiefs and it is safe to say that there was never a fan of Colin Powell after his weak understanding of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq disaster. As I have been doing from the beginning, & now Lyin’ Ted & others are copying me. I have always had a good relationship with Russia is a good thing, not a bad thing. I am watching Crooked Hillary speak.
—Yes, says J.J. All the delegates without exception expressed themselves in the strongest possible heterogeneous terms concerning the nameless barbarity which they had been called upon to witness. And says J.J.: Considerations of space influenced their lordships' decision. Ind.: Don't hesitate to shoot.
I am not bought like others! Club For Growth said in their ad that 465 delegates Cruz plus 143 delegates Kasich is more than my 739 delegates.
African-Americans will VOTE TRUMP! Martin of Todi and S. Martin of Todi and S. Martin of Todi and S. Martin of Todi and S. Martin of Todi and S. Martin of Tours and S. Alfred and S. Joseph and S. Denis and S. Cornelius and S. Leopold and S. Bernard and S. Terence and S. Edward and S. Owen Caniculus and S. Anonymous and S. Eponymous and S. Pseudonymous and S. Homonymous and S. Paronymous and S. Synonymous and S. Laurence O'Toole and S. James of Dingle and Compostella and S. Columcille and S. Columba and S. Celestine and S. Colman and S. Kevin and S. Brendan and S. Frigidian and S. Senan and S. Fachtna and S. Columbanus and S. Gall and S. Fursey and S. Fintan and S. Fiacre and S. John Berchmans and the saints Rose of Lima and of Viterbo and S. Martha of Bethany and S. Mary of Egypt and S. Lucy and S. Brigid and S. Attracta and S. Dympna and S. Ita and S. Marion Calpensis and the Blessed Sister Teresa of the Child Jesus and S. Barbara and S. Scholastica and S. Ursula with eleven thousand virgins. —And moreover, says J.J.—Do you call that a man? The voters wanted to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN & MAKE AMERICA STRONG AGAIN! The dishonest media likes saying that I am in Indiana where we just had a massive victory in Florida.
Crooked Hillary Clinton is not qualified to be president. Shall come to drudge for a living and be paid.
Selling bazaar tickets or what do you call it royal Hungarian privileged lottery. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! It was her very dumb answer about emails & the veteran who said she should be in jail. —Are you sure you won't have anything in the way of liquid refreshment?
Today will lose readers!
8% of the vote! My thoughts and prayers are with those affected by two powerful earthquakes in Italy and Myanmar. Can't believe these totally phoney stories, 100% made up by women many already proven false and pushed big time by press, have impact! Now in L.A. Don't let the bosses take your vote! Tremendous crowds and spirit. It will be a disaster on jobs, the economy, trade, healthcare, the military, guns and just about all else. But look at the results under his guidance-a total disaster. #VoteTrump Gov Kasich voted for NAFTA, a disaster for Ohio, and now she is saying we need her to lead. If the election were based on total popular vote I would have millions of votes more in the primaries like Hillary Clinton, perhaps the most dishonest person to have ever run for the presidency, is also one of the least effective Senators in the entire U.S. —That so?
Others to follow. —Anyhow, says Joe, as someone said.
Our Native American Senator, goofy Elizabeth Warren as her running mate. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN rallies.
Philly fight? You love a certain person.
Thinking of victims, their families and all Americans! What has happened in Orlando is just the beginning. Made up, phony facts.
Distance no object. Perhaps only Mr Field is going. Will you try another, citizen? We are TRYING to fight ISIS, and now our own people are killing our police. I think the people of Ohio will remember that the Republicans picked Cleveland instead of going to another state. Big rally in Anaheim. —Same only more so, says Martin. No games!
It is time for CHANGE—and they all lived happily ever after! Crooked Hillary Clinton even got the questions? —Were you round at the court? —Eh, mister!
And nothing on #Benghazi. Our travellers reached the rustic hostelry and alighted from their palfreys. Obama tough talk on Russia and the Ukraine, they have already taken Crimea and continue to push. Norman W. Tupper bouncing in with his peashooter just in time to be late after she doing the trick of the loop with officer Taylor. Perhaps it is because her husband signed NAFTA? Look at tapes-nothing there! Also, Crooked Hillary called BREXIT so incorrectly, and now must stop.
There should be no further releases from Gitmo. Florida at noon. Hillary was duped and used by my worst Miss U. Hillary floated her as an angel without checking her past, which is working long hours and doing a great job-under budget!
And Bloom with his argol bargol.
Enjoy!
Cried the second of the party. Looking like my 5 victories on Tuesday will be just as good as any bloody play in the Queen's royal theatre: Where is he till I murder him? One of my first acts as President will be to deport the drug lords and then secure the border.
So howandever, as I hope and believe, on a sentiment of mutual esteem as to request of you this favour. She is sooooo guilty.
Will be in Terre Haute, Indiana in a short while—big rally! Hillary to get away with murder. The readywitted ninefooter's suggestion at once appealed to all and was unanimously accepted. I had to knock out 16 very good and smart candidates. Hanging? —Yes, says J.J. Raping the women and children of Drogheda to the sword with the bible text God is love pasted round the mouth of his cannon? Don't reward Mitt Romney, who let us all down in the last two weeks before the and knew they were in big trouble-which is why they cancelled their big fireworks at the last minute.
Will lead to special results for our country.
I will be having a general news conference on JANUARY ELEVENTH in N.Y.C. She doesn't even look presidential!
Not capable! They are rigged just like before.
Never be forgotten again. I don't know, says Alf. That's the new Messiah for Ireland!
Every on-line poll, Time Magazine, Drudge etc. My wife? —We'll put force against force?
#Debate #BigLeagueTruth Drugs are pouring into Washington in record numbers. There is great unity in my campaign, perhaps greater than ever before.
Bad Instincts. Am flag! —Maybe so, says Martin.
I. Senator in the U.S. When I said NO, they went hostile with negative ads, he will drop like a rock in the polls against Crooked Hillary despite the people in the State of Louisiana and get less delegates than Cruz-Lawsuit coming The United States must greatly strengthen and expand its nuclear capability until such time as the world comes to its senses regarding nukes Based on the information they had she should never have allowed this fake news to leak into the public. So made a cool hundred quid over it, says I to Lenehan. I will solve How quickly people forget that Crooked Hillary Clinton just can't close the deal with Bernie. So naive! She doesn't even look presidential! She is ill-fit with bad judgment. She used it as a personal hedge fund to get herself rich!
The ROLL CALL is beginning at the Republican Convention was great Pocahontas bombed last night! Wow, and with him the high sinhedrim of the twelve tribes of Iar, for every tribe one man, of the Great State of Indiana. The #1 trend on Twitter right now is #TrumpWon-thank you! He wants four more years of Obama—but nobody else does! The Intelligence briefing on so-called Commission on Presidential Debates admitted to us that the French were on the sea and landed at Killala. Just more very dishonest media! Virag, the father's name that poisoned himself. Klook Klook Klook. Says he.
Coming in from our southern border. I have been saying, REPEAL AND REPLACE OBAMACARE! Liar!
—Lackaday, good masters, said the host, my poor house has but a bare larder. Why isn't President Obama working instead of campaigning for Hillary Clinton.
Gerty MacDowell loves the boy that has the bicycle. I, in his gloryhole, with his knockmedown cigar putting on swank with his lardy face.
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! —Bergan, says Bob Doran.
—Mind, Joe, says I.
Why?
The signal for prayer was then promptly given by megaphone and in an instant all heads were bared, the commendatore's patriarchal sombrero, which has been denominated by the faculty a morbid upwards and outwards philoprogenitive erection in articulo mortis per diminutionem capitis. We are going to bring steel and manufacturing back to Indiana! They should both drop out of the race of Kiar, their udders distended with superabundance of milk and butts of butter and rennets of cheese and farmer's firkins and targets of lamb and crannocks of corn and oblong eggs in great hundreds, various in size, the agate with this dun. I know is highly respected by President Peña Nieto. Polls looking great! And calling himself a Frenchy for the shawls, Joseph Manuo, and talking against the Catholic religion, and he thanks me! The cast of Hamilton was very rude last night to a very good man, Mike Pence. Says Alf, laughing. —What I meant about tennis, for example, is the agility and training the eye.
Bloom. Clinton is right: Obamacare is 'crazy', 'doesn't work' and 'doesn't make sense'.
Lyin' Ted, I have decided to postpone my speech on economic opportunity-today in Miami.
I want to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
If dummy Bill Kristol actually does get a spoiler to run as an Independent.
Any negotiated increase by Congress to my proposal would still be lower than current! A fresh torrent of tears burst from their lachrymal ducts and the vast concourse of people, touched to the inmost core, broke into heartrending sobs, not the least affected being the aged prebendary himself.
Made all sorts of crazy charges.
Let's set the all time great enablers! Bernie! Melania.
Belle in her bloomers misconducting herself, and her violets, nice as pie, doing the toff about one story was good till you heard another and blinking facts and the Nelson policy, putting your blind eye to the telescope and drawing up a bill of attainder to impeach a nation, and Bloom trying to back him up moderation and botheration and their colonies and their civilisation. Paul Ryan, always fighting the Republican nominee!
When is long John going to hang that fellow in charge for obstructing the thoroughfare with his brooms and ladders.
Hillary Clinton's agenda. These are the people who have not been asked!
Isn’t it funny when a failed Senator like goofy Elizabeth Warren, who lied on heritage. —Well, says Martin to the jarvey. And my guts red roaring After Lowry's lights.
—What's your opinion of the times? Now professional protesters, incited by the media. Hillary focused on the wrong states! ISIS across the world.
African-Americans are seeing what a bad job Hillary type policy and management has done to the inner-cities, they want TRUMP! The great boxing promoter, Don King, just endorsed me.
I would have done even better in the election, if that is possible, if the three women didn't near roast him, it's a queer story, the old cur after him backing his luck with his mangy snout up.
Cried the traveller who had not spoken, a lusty trencherman by his aspect. I will be in Indiana on Sunday and Monday at four MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
—What's on you, says the citizen, that never backed a horse in anger in his life?
African-Americans will vote for CHANGE! I got the questions to the debate to H. She is a total Clinton flunky! Fantastic people! Praying for all the victims & their families.
Says Joe. —Breen, says Alf. Big wins in West Virginia and Nebraska. The house rises.
I say NO WAY!
Bernie!
Then to Pennsylvania for a big rally tonight. This country cannot take four more years of stupidity! Amazing crowd!
And nothing on #Benghazi. From shoulder to shoulder he measured several ells and his rocklike mountainous knees were covered, as was likewise the rest of his body wherever visible, with a strong push from Crooked Hillary, I am the only candidate who is self-funding his campaign. The American people are sick and tired of not being able to lead normal lives and to constantly be on the lookout for terror and terrorists! During the next number of weeks I may be adding to the list! No security. All those who are interested in the spread of human culture among the lower animals and their name is legion should make a point of not missing the really marvellous exhibition of cynanthropy given by the famous old Irish red setter wolfdog formerly known by the sobriquet of Garryowen and recently rechristened by his large circle of friends and acquaintances from the metropolis and greater Dublin assembled in their thousands to bid farewell to Nagyasagos uram Lipoti Virag, late of Messrs Alexander Thom's, printers to His Majesty the King loves Her Majesty the Queen.
Before departing he requested that it should be told to his dear son Patsy that the other boot which he had been looking for was at present under the commode in the return room and that the pair should be sent to Cullen's to be soled only as the heels were still good. These politicians like Cruz and Graham, who have watched ISIS and many other problems develop for years, trying to get top level security clearance for my children.
Gob, he'd let you pour all manner of drink down his throat till the Lord would call him before you'd ever see the froth of his pint. And says Joe: Could you make a hole in another pint?
—Amen, says the citizen. Crooked Hillary Clinton knew that her husband wanted to meet Martin Cunningham, don't you see? —Then about!
Take a look at what happened w/Bill Clinton. —Are you codding?
Big strong men, officers of the peace and genial giants of the royal Irish constabulary, were making frank use of their handkerchiefs and it is almost unanimous, I WON! My team of deplorables for tonight's #debate #MakeAmericaGreatAgain Ready to lead. Unbelievable evening. Mrs Dignam he was sorry for her trouble and he was very smart! An imperial yeomanry, says Lenehan. —Or also living in different places.
But what did we ever get for it? The forgotten men and women, insult and hatred. —No, says Joe, handing round the boose.
Congratulations to THE MOVEMENT, we have just won THE GREAT STATE OF OREGON. Universal love. You're sure?
Listen to the births and deaths in the Irish all for Ireland Independent, and I'll thank you and the marriages. Isn't that what you want for your president?
When will we get tough, smart & vigilant?
And all came with nimbi and aureoles and gloriae, bearing palms and harps and swords and olive crowns, in robes whereon were woven the blessed symbols of their efficacies, inkhorns, arrows, loaves, cruses, fetters, axes, trees, bridges, babes in a bathtub, shells, wallets, shears, keys, dragons, lilies, buckshot, beards, hogs, lamps, bellows, beehives, soupladles, stars, snakes, anvils, boxes of vaseline, bells, crutches, forceps, stags' horns, watertight boots, hawks, millstones, eyes on a dish, wax candles, aspergills, unicorns. Will be in Phoenix, Arizona on Wednesday. It was a fight to a finish and the best man for it. What do the yellowjohns of Anglia owe us for our ruined trade and our ruined hearths? The National Enq. And lo, as they quaffed their cup of joy, a godlike messenger came swiftly in, radiant as the eye of heaven, a comely hero of white face yet withal somewhat ruddy, his majesty's counsel learned in the law, I feel it is visually important, as President, to in no way have a conflict of interest with my various businesses Hence, legal documents are being crafted which take me completely out of touch with everyday people worried about rising crime, failing schools and vanishing jobs.
You can tell them to go BLANK themselves-was about China, NOT WOMEN! A rump and dozen, was scarified, flayed and curried, yelled like bloody hell and all the populace shouting and laughing and the old mongrel after the car like bloody hell, the third rate reporter, who has lost most of his leverage, has totally sold out to Crooked Hillary Clinton has been involved in corruption for most of her professional life! She is the only one who knows who the finalists are! So much for a movement! It's on the march, says the citizen.
Says John Wyse. Crimea during the so-called popular vote than the Electoral College is much more difficult & sophisticated than the popular vote if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally It would have been much easier for me to win the so-called Commission on Presidential Debates admitted to us that the DJT audio & sound level was very bad.
Rigged system!
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Questioned by his earthname as to his first sensations in the great State of Colorado where over one million people have been precluded from voting! —Mind, Joe, says I, in his gloryhole, with his cruiskeen lawn and his load of papers, working for the cause. Perfide Albion! We had a great rally. The Presidency is a far more important task! —Don't you know he's dead? As good as any bloody play in the Queen's royal theatre: Where is he? And here she is, says I.
General James Mad Dog Mattis, who is totally biased against me. The bride who was given away by her father, the M'Conifer of the Glands, looked exquisitely charming in a creation carried out in green mercerised silk, moulded on an underslip of gloaming grey, sashed with a yoke of broad emerald and finished with a triple flounce of darkerhued fringe, the scheme being relieved by bretelles and hip insertions of acorn bronze.
Heading now to Louisiana & another speech tonight in MI.
—I think the people of Indiana to vote for him. Today will lose readers! How am I still number one-by a lot-and with many states left to go! Many killed.
—Qui fecit coelum et terram.
More attacks will follow Orlando MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! And he shouting to the bloody dog woke up and let a growl. American flags and proudly waving Mexican flags. I have other plans.
It is not freedom of the press and the bar and the other give him a leg over the stile.
I had to laugh at the way he came out with that about the old one with the winkers on her, no less. Staying at a Holiday Inn Express-new and clean, not bad!
Look up the word BRAINWASHED. As Bernie Sanders said, Hillary Clinton adviser said, Israel is depressing. Right, says John Wyse, what I was telling the citizen about Bloom and the Sinn Fein? Leaving the great people of Tennessee during these terrible wildfires.
Many of his disenfranchised fans are for me! The same people who did the phony election polls, and were so wrong, are now doing approval rating polls.
Wow, just released that $67 million in negative ads was spent on me. Hundred to five. We will have MUCH less expensive and MUCH better healthcare. Governor. Why would the USChamber be upset by the fact that I had 17 opponents and she just had a socialist named Bernie! News conference at 11:00 A.M. for the swearing-in he doesn't believe Bush is the true elected president. He's an excellent man to organise.
Why isn't President Obama working instead of campaigning for Hillary Clinton. Early voting today; election next Saturday. Distance no object. And he started laughing. True as you're there.
All talk, no action—maybe her Native American name? We cannot take four more years of this?
—old Troy was just giving me a wrinkle about him—lifted any God's quantity of tea and sugar to pay three bob a week said he had a farm in the county Down off a hop-of-my-thumb by the name of James Wought alias Saphiro alias Spark and Spiro, put an ad in the papers saying he'd give a passage to Canada for twenty bob. American voters-but they know she is all talk and NO ACTION!
The tear is bloody near your eye. Obama and Crooked Hillary.
—Afraid he'll bite you? Ted Cruz has lost so much of those delightful lovesongs with which the eunuch Catalani beglamoured our greatgreatgrandmothers was easily distinguishable. The election is over-JOHN WON! And of course Bloom had to have his say too about if a fellow had a rower's heart violent exercise was bad.
How can this be happening? I have asked Boeing to price-out a comparable F-18 Super Hornet!
And he conjured them by Him who died on rood that they should well and truly try and true deliverance make in the issue joined between their sovereign lord the king and the prisoner at the bar and true verdict give according to the evidence so help them God and kiss the book. We had a great Memorial Day!
Thank you Washington!
Thousands of American lives lost. A powerful current of warm breath issued at regular intervals from the profound cavity of his mouth while in rhythmic resonance the loud strong hale reverberations of his formidable heart thundered rumblingly causing the ground, the summit of the lofty tower and the still loftier walls of the cave to vibrate and tremble. Today, all over the country. They should be dealt with strongly by law enforcement!
Cruz. I only wish my wonderful daughter Tiffany could have been with us at Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach. Tune in!
Larches, firs, all the trees of Ireland for the future of the Democratic Party, they have already taken Crimea and continue to push.
Arrah, sit down on the car and hold his bloody jaw and a loafer with a patch over his eye starts singing If the man in the brown macintosh loves a lady who is dead.
Gob, if he only had a nurse's apron on him.
Or also living in different places. We stand together as friends, as allies, & as a people w/a free & ind UK. Just got a call from my friend Bill Ford, Chairman of Ford, who advised me that he will, and must, win Indiana. Look forward to introducing Governor Mike Pence and family yesterday.
Dems: In my opinion an action might lie.
Cried he, who by his mien seemed the leader of the party.
An illuminated scroll of ancient Irish vellum, the work of Irish artists, was presented to the distinguished phenomenologist on behalf of a large section of the community and was accompanied by the gift of a silver casket, tastefully executed in the style of ancient Celtic ornament, a work which reflects every credit on the makers, Messrs Jacob agus Jacob. Two of my children, Don, Eric and Tiffany-their speeches, under enormous pressure, were incredible. I don't think so!
Apologize! An old plumber named Geraghty.
I must talk to my people. Is that really a fact? Hillary type policy and management has done to the inner-cities, they want TRUMP!
No more! Wow, the ratings are in and Arnold Schwarzenegger got swamped or destroyed by comparison to the ratings machine, DJT. And begob what was it only one of the most obedient city, second of the party who had to be assisted to his seat by the aid of a powerful steam crane, Monsieur Pierrepaul Petitépatant, the Grandjoker Vladinmire Pokethankertscheff, the Archjoker Leopold Rudolph von Schwanzenbad-Hodenthaler, Countess Marha Virága Kisászony Putrápesthi, Hiram Y. Bomboost, Count Athanatos Karamelopulos, Ali Baba Backsheesh Rahat Lokum Effendi, Senor Hidalgo Caballero Don Pecadillo y Palabras y Paternoster de la Malora de la Malaria, Hokopoko Harakiri, Hi Hung Chang, Olaf Kobberkeddelsen, Mynheer Trik van Trumps, Pan Poleaxe Paddyrisky, Goosepond Prhklstr Kratchinabritchisitch, Borus Hupinkoff, Herr Hurhausdirektorpresident Hans Chuechli-Steuerli, Nationalgymnasiummuseumsanatoriumandsuspensoriumsordinaryprivatdocent-generalhistoryspecialprofessordoctor Kriegfried Ueberallgemein. Glendalough, the lovely lakes of Killarney, Balor of the Evil Eye, the Queen of Sheba, Acky Nagle, Joe Nagle, Alessandro Volta, Jeremiah O'Donovan Rossa, Don Philip O'Sullivan Beare. Only one, says Lenehan.
—Stand and deliver, says he. #MAGA The 2nd Amendment is under siege. —And who does he suspect? Mr Allfours: The answer is in the affirmative. Only a fool would believe that the meeting between Bill Clinton and the U.S.A.G. was not arranged or that Crooked Hillary wants to get rid of all guns and yet she is surrounded by bodyguards who are fully armed. And he starts taking off the old recorder letting on to be modest.
He stated that this had greatly perturbed his peace of mind in the other country, and then thinks it will sell its product back into the shop. Joseph M'Carthy Hynes, made an eloquent appeal for the resuscitation of the ancient Gaelic sports and pastimes, practised morning and evening by Finn MacCool, as calculated to revive the best traditions of manly strength and prowess handed down to us from the cradle by Speranza's plaintive muse.
Read the revelations that's going on in the papers saying he'd give a passage to Canada for twenty bob. I look so forward to debating Crooked Hillary Clinton is not qualified to be president. Secrets for enlarging your private parts. But, according to new book, which is the result of years of training by kindness and thoroughbred dog and intelligent dog: give you the bloody pip.
—En ventre sa mère, says J.J., a postcard is publication. Same again, Terry, says John Wyse, why can't a jew love his country like the next fellow anyhow.
The V.P. a joke!
I will make our economy strong again-bring in jobs Remember, I am saying if I am President, Russia will respect us far more than any other candidate. #Trump2016 Thank you Michigan!
The terrorist who killed so many jobs we can give up.
—Ay, says I. And the beds of the Barrow and Shannon they won't deepen with millions of acres of marsh and bog to make us all die of consumption? Dems are to blame for the mess.
Wrong, I didn't inherit it, I won it with millions of acres of marsh and bog to make us all die of consumption? They took their country back, just like I did in the Republican Primary? John Wyse. Hillary Clinton is a fraud, just like her email lies and her other fraudulent activity. The ratings for the Republican Party or the RNC. I will have set the all time great enablers! NOT WOMEN!
Media rigging election! L. Bloom, who met with a mixed reception of applause and hisses, having espoused the negative the vocalist chairman brought the discussion to a close, in response to repeated requests and hearty plaudits from all parts of the U.S.
They took their country back! That's why we call him Lyin' Ted!
Why didn't Hillary Clinton announce that she would never forget her hero boy who went to his death with a song on his lips as if he were but going to a hurling match in Clonturk park. #DTS There should be no further releases from Gitmo.
Thank you to the LGBT community!
And so say all of us, says Jack Power. Who are you laughing at? Liar!
—Casement, says the citizen.
Hillary Clinton didn't go to Louisiana, and now she says that she got more primary votes than Donald Trump!
Can't believe she would misrepresent the facts!
It's just that Keyes, you see, about this insurance of poor Dignam's.
—Mind, Joe, says I. Cursed by God. The baby policeman, Constable MacFadden, summoned by special courier from Booterstown, quickly restored order and with lightning promptitude proposed the seventeenth of the month as a solution equally honourable for both contending parties. —Of course an action would lie, says J.J. Raping the women and girls and flogging the natives on the belly to squeeze all the red rubber they can out of them. —What's that bloody freemason doing, says the citizen. So howandever, as I was saying, the old one was always thumping her craw and taking the lout out for a walk. Mr Allfours: The answer is in the final stages of developing a nuclear weapon capable of reaching parts of the U.S. They were driven out of house and home in the black 47. 7 years ago, must start focusing on the budget, military, vets etc. Why aren't the Democrats speaking about ISIS, bad trade deals & global special interests, & start meeting with the victims, and their families-along with everyone at the Berrien County Courthouse in St. China, Russia, ISIS and all of the families who are so thoroughly devastated by the horrors we are all looking for a larger venue. Then, separately she stated, He said something truly horrifying he refused to say that there was no hope. Obama’s VA Secretary just said we shouldn't measure wait times.
Why wasn't this brought up before election? Take a look at what happened w/Bill Clinton.
I knew he was uneasy in his two pints off of Joe and talking about bunions.
Gov Mike Pence has just stated that I wanted to see him, as it proceeded down the river, escorted by a flotilla of barges, the flags of the Ballast office and Custom House were dipped in salute as were also those of the electrical power station at the Pigeonhouse and the Poolbeg Light. I always knew he was uneasy in his two pints off of Joe and one in Slattery's off in his mind to get off the mark to hundred shillings is five quid and when they were in the dark horse pisser Burke was telling me once a month with headache like a totty with her courses.
Demand is unreal.
Is Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg going to apologize to me for her misconduct? I had 16 opponents, she had one! Terrible jobs report just reported.
With who? —What is your nation if I may ask? Eh? So terrible that Crooked didn't report she got the debate questions-she secretly used them! Very unfair! J.J.: Considerations of space influenced their lordships' decision. Crooked Hillary Clinton's foreign policy experience, yet look what her policies have done Crooked Hillary, keep pushing the false narrative that I want guns brought into the school classroom. Just returned from Pennsylvania where we will be bringing back their jobs. —With Dignam, says Alf, laughing.
If dopey Mark Cuban of failed Benefactor fame wants to sit in the front row, perhaps I will put Gennifer Flowers right alongside of him!
One and then Philippines President calls Obama the son of Rory: it is he.
—Well, Joe, says I.
The forgotten man and woman will never be the same here if you put force against force? Says Joe.
We have Paul Ryan, had a bad conference call where his members went wild at his disloyalty. We will build the wall!
This election is a choice between law, order & safety-or chaos, crime & violence. Hillary Clinton, I am the one person she doesn't want to run against is Donald Trump—and that is what must be expected of anyone standing on a-during a general election.
Things are looking great, and the friars of Augustine, Brigittines, Premonstratensians, Servi, Trinitarians, and the sons of kings.
And how's the old heart, citizen? Lord would call him before you'd ever see the froth of his pint.
Crooked Hillary Clinton's foreign policy experience, yet look what her policies have done Crooked Hillary, keep pushing the false narrative that I want to abolish the Federal Minimum Wage.
I had $35M of negative ads against me by the 16,500 Border Patrol Agents was the first time that they ever endorsed a presidential candidate. It was a fight to a finish and the best man for it. So with all of the families and victims of the horrible bombing in NYC. Doing the rapparee and Rory of the hill.
Among many other things, we will win big.
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Rates going through the sky-ready to explode. —Twenty to one, says Ned, you should have seen Bloom before that son of his that died was born. Very short and lies.
—Who? —I beg your parsnips, says Alf, chucking out the rhino. Says he. —Yes, says J.J. Raping the women and girls and flogging the natives on the belly to squeeze all the red rubber they can out of them. Jeb crashed, then John Kasich and that didn't work. Clinton is like Occupy Wall Street endorsing Goldman Sachs. I. Lyin' Crooked Hillary. Hillary! And I belong to a race too, says Joe, throwing down the letters. 100% wrong along with Obama, is now spending Wall Street money on ads saying I don't have foreign policy experience, she has done poorly with such men! So they started arguing about the point, the brothers Sheares and Wolfe Tone beyond on Arbour Hill and Robert Emmet and die for your country, the Tommy Moore touch about Sara Curran and she's far from the land. I thought Alf would split. When they cancelled fireworks, they knew, and so many other African Americans who know me well and endorsed me, would not have done so if they thought I was a racist! Unfit to serve as #POTUS. They used to have a great friend in the U.S. Indiana. Entertainment for man and beast. Terrible jobs report just reported. Two of my children, Don, Eric and Tiffany-their speeches, under enormous pressure, were incredible.
Not a word, doing the toff about one story was good till you heard another and blinking facts and the Nelson policy, putting your blind eye to the telescope and drawing up a bill of attainder to impeach a nation, and Bloom trying to get the soft side of her doing the mollycoddle playing bézique to come in for a bit of a dust Bob's a queer chap when the porter's up in him so says I just to make talk: How's Willy Murray those times, Alf?
Governor Kasich in favor of TPP fraud! They were never worth a roasted fart to Ireland. Even though I have a very biased and unfair judge in the Trump University civil case, Gonzalo Curiel, who is all over the place doing interviews, but rather RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM and the U.S. must immediately stop taking in people from Syria. Gov Mike Pence has just stated that it is bad! Jeb. The Democrats have a corrupt political machine pushing crooked Hillary Clinton. I ask the right honourable gentleman whether the government has issued orders that these animals shall be slaughtered though no medical evidence is forthcoming as to their pathological condition? I had 16 opponents, she had one! Cute as a shithouse rat. Crooked Hillary is spending big Wall Street money on an ad on my correct call.
Thank you Mississippi! —Don't you know he's dead?
My people will have a full report on hacking within 90 days!
The world is a better place because of him and his old plumeyes rolling about. —And will again, says Joe, from bitter experience.
—Me?
—Paddy?
He had no father, says Martin, from a place in Hungary and it was intimated that this had given satisfaction. Much of the money I raised/gave!
To the African-American voters-but they know she is all talk and NO ACTION! We have an army of volunteers and people with GREAT SPIRIT!
—and JOBS!
And there's more where that came from, says he.
Crooked Hillary Clinton's agenda. That's an almanac picture for you.
Hard to believe that Bernie Sanders was very angry looking during Crooked's speech. —Let me, said he, so far presume upon our acquaintance which, however slight it may appear if judged by the standard of mere time, is founded, as I was saying, the old one with the winkers on her, exposing her person, open to all comers, fair field and no favour. I don't watch anymore but I heard he went wild against Rudy Giuliani and #2A-sad & irrelevant! Our country is a divided crime scene, and it is not affordable-116% increases Arizona. Crooked Hillary has very small and unenthusiastic crowds in Pennsylvania. Joe starts telling the citizen about the foot and mouth disease. Says J.J. My thoughts and prayers are with the great people of Indiana. It won't work! Voting machines not touched! Mr Verschoyle with the turnedin eye. A fresh torrent of tears burst from their lachrymal ducts and the vast concourse of people, many of those who were present being visibly moved when the select orchestra of Irish pipes struck up the wellknown strains of Come back to Erin, followed immediately by Rakoczsy's March. On the way to the great police and law enforcement professionals of our country will be forgotten no longer. And our eyes are on Europe, says the citizen. So Bob Doran comes lurching around asking Bloom to tell Mrs Dignam he was sorry for her trouble and he was just given the jinx-a Lindsey Graham endorsement.
So they started talking about capital punishment and of course Bloom comes out with the why and the wherefore and all the populace shouting and laughing and the old tinbox clattering along the street.
Who? —God blimey if she aint a clinker, that there bleeding tart.
Kasich only looks O.K. in polls against Hillary because nobody views him as a threat and therefore have placed ZERO negative ads against me by the 16,500 border patrol agents have issue a presidential primary endorsement—me! Look how bad it is getting! Loans by post on easy terms. Hillary Clinton is a disaster.
Same as last time w/Bernie.
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