What would you do for a klondike bar?

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Nedzu: If I understand the question correctly, the joke is that I am supposed to be committing crimes to be given a long lost Pre-Quirk treat?

Nedzu: Given that the company which initially owned the item was bought out and ownership changed hands fifteen times since the emergence of Quirks, I suppose I would have to do some investigative hacking in order to find out which owner still possesses the rights and then either buy it from them or recreate the item myself.

Nedzu: So... at the very least this would be computer trespass and burglary, information theft, intellectual property violation, possession of stolen goods, and destruction of evidence. If I share the item then it would be distribution of stolen goods as well as conspiracy and fraud. Quite the number of crimes for something so small and ultimately not worth the time spent in jail or the monetary compensation inevitably demanded.

Nedzu: I believe it would be simpler to download a 'copycat recipe' and recreate the treat that way.