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noirandchocolate · 2 months

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Note: Trying a new food because of Character and realizing you don’t like it and never eating it again counts as a No. Trying a food but not really getting into it is also a No. But tell about these in tags if you like!

Yes answers are for like. Seeking out the food/flavor or just consciously eating it more for blorbo reasons.

I’m so curious what foods people have picked up or started eating more of because of fiction!

#fandom #polls #I do this a lot lol #luckily it’s like always a food I already knew I liked a lot #((jalapeños and YooHoo while I was obsessed with Angry Beavers))#((pizza for Gaz Invaderzim))#((black licorice for Spades Slick))#((cherry brainfreezy and cherry flavor generally for Nny C))#((I literally learned a bombass spaghetti recipe I still make regularly bc of papyrus Undertale))#((currently in banana & banana flavor era for Yiga reasons))

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coolfire333 · 7 months

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Trick or treat!!! 😈

Happy Halloween!! You receive: a package of black licorice scottie dogs! Spades Slick's favorite :)

#asks for me #mutual shenanigans #talking

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ameperyton · 7 years

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Same

#I fuckin love black licorice #and candy in general #homestuck #spades slick

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dahniwitchoflight · 5 years

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Oh wait I have one more thing to say, did anyone notice the logo at the bottom of the Homestuck2 Website?

yeah, it’s a heart symbol

and it’s Doc Scratch White.

also Dirk signed a note as

- DS

and I can’t remember but I feel like Doc Scratch did that once too, but like, as a note to Spades Slick saying “hello guest, have some candy licorice dogs” or something like that

This is gonna be why Doc Scratch types and talks in white isn’t it? Dirk’s gonna get it all into his head that he’s hussie’s like Narrative rival or something or the Hero that takes down the Villain and since the Narrative that Hussie writes in was always black, the natural opposite of that is White.

And it’d be an interesting way to equate White with a Villain and Black with the Hero, even though the default setting is White for Good and Black for Evil which is undoubtably how our Villain-Sona Dirk sees things

#Homestuck #Homesquared #Doc Strider #Dirk Scratch #Homestuck 2

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classpectanon · 3 years

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Spades Slick was the sort of person for whom leaving the house was more of a coin toss than anything else. A grumpy, middle-aged empty-nester, the daddest of his little motley crew, he gleefully took the opportunity to downsize from an actual house to a small little rowhome when soonest possible. His three little scottie dogs, King, Queen, and Jack, all circled around his feet, yapping hungrily at the scent of fast food fried chicken filled the air, all of them licorice-black, streaked with the grey of their age, adorable, neutered, loud. With no children around, Spades Slick was free to enjoy his semi-retirement the way he wanted - eating good food, enjoying the presence of his dogs, playing Russian Roulette (with spicy food) with the boys, and planning heists.

142/365

#homestuck #spades slick #midnight crew #jack noir #fanfic #fic #ao3 #archive of our own #not ask

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overtrolled-liveblog · 4 years

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Intermission: Black Inches

Some of the humor in the intermission sort of circles the idea of blackness in the context of sexuality.

First of all, even though they are racially neutral aliens, the Midnight Crew are literally black people. This is played on later in the comic as well.

Another thing is the references to the crew’s paraphilia. On page 1195, the narration reads: "You pick up a bunch of cards and fling them Doze-ward. Didn't accomplish a whole lot, other than put some of your private reading material on embarrassing public display." This is a reference to “Black Inches,” a gay porn magazine that featured porn of black men (the ‘black inches’ being a euphemism for the big black penis trope the magazine leaned into). Black inches in this universe seems to be a magazine about black licorice whips, a bit which is played on again on page 1345 when Snowman dismembers Slick, with the narration stating “Snowman's BLACK INCHES no doubt have been responsible for more than a few RED CHEEKS." So in Homestuck, the phrase “black inches” can refer to a) a licorice whip, b) an actual whip, possibly one used in a sexual context, c) the penises of black people. This means that there is a lot of sexual double meaning to it when Snowman uses her black inches on Slick, most of them to do with sexual domination in a fetish sense. Incidentally, Hearts’ porn, Red Cheeks, is also referenced in this scene

Just glancing at it gives you palpitations. Literature for avid CARDIOFICIONADOS such as your self. Those burgeoning red humps... that miscievous little tail... the snug, welcoming cleft... The saucy imagery is hard to beat. Harder than what you beat inside your chest now. Your heart is what you're beating. You beat it to RED CHEEKS MAGAZINE pretty regularly, you'd say.

(page 1221)

The other two MC members have porn that’s interesting in a different way. Specifically, they seem to get off on members of other species.

page 1328: "Uh oh, it's slipping out a bit. Your appetite for MONOCHROME BEAUTIES is nearly on public display. Gotta keep a lid on that smut! Especially with Clover around." The old gray lady is a slang term for the prominent US newspaper the New York Times. Dissonantly, this term comes from the fact that the NYT was considered dull back in the day because it was heavy on text and light on pictures. Yet we’ve established early on that these guys aren’t humans, so the fact that DD is into humans is sort of like the people horny for Mass Effect aliens, or furries. Speaking of which, on page 1279, we get this line.

"But you give Boxcars back his sordid literature, which he'd carelessly left in plain sight. No one will ever catch you leaving your smut around. And even if you did, that copy of TERRIER FANCY MAGAZINE could belong to ANYBODY. No one could prove nothin'."

Spades Slick is a dogfucker. This makes later events in the story pretty funny, if you think about it.

#intermission #homestuck liveblog #long post

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duckgetsstuck · 6 years

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I’m Uninvited Here

Here’s the link.

I’m already creeped out by this.

And now we have to highlight for a while. FINE.

I’m waiting for someone to take a marker and draw on his face.

He’s pulling a Merlin awaiting Arthur from Sword in the Stone.

I think the thing bothering me the most is his display of a gun. Why does he need the gun?

UHHHHHHHHHH... This is gonna be utterly terrifying or completely silly, isn’t it?

... This Jack’s been around a while. It honestly looks like he’s starting to change into Spades Slick at this point. How did he get his arm?

Wow, even Doc called him Slick. I kinda feel good about myself for calling that one.

So, Doc stopped mid-sentence. Did Jack try to kill him?

Heh, Jack whacked him.

So, who am I supposed to root for here?

You know, I should be enjoying this, but I’m not. I should get some pleasure out of Doc getting bonked repeatedly, as well as Jack/Spades getting frustrated that his attack has no effect. But I feel a “THIS IS STUPID” caption coming.

And now I’m hearing Doc speak in Frank Underwood’s voice. Perfect.

Wow, he’s pretty really strong. No, that’s not a typo; I was quoting DBZA again. Doc has no need to do this. He’s just showing off at this point.

The “break”, as in the first shot of any pool game where all of the balls are racked in position, and the break scatters them. If there’s only one shot, then that would mean that the break would sink all of the others into pockets.

How?

Also, the green background facilitates the pool table. The... Felt, as it were.

I feel like he’s gonna get rid of us now so they can talk in private.

Black licorice? Ugh. Sorry if some of you like that flavor. For me, that’s a bowl of EWWWW.

That’s... whatever. I don’t have the energy.

Oh my god, what a callback to the Intermission.

Uh, is it getting warm in here to you, Doc?

THAT’S FINE YOU SHOULD HAVE A SAFE SPACE FOR ALL OF YOUR SCENES JUST BE SURE TO NEGOTIATE YOUR SAFE WORD OKAY BYE!

OH GOOD! IT’S ROSE! I’LL BE GOING NOW!

#homestuck #homestuck liveblog #duck gets stuck #hs act 5 act 2 #always have a safe word

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ugcat-blog · 7 years

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midnight crew

mspa’s latest story in the homestuck story

spades slick uses occam’s razor as an actual knife. he’s the shorter one. and bait and switchblade. butterfly effect knife. rapier wit. he is the sovereign slayer.

picking up items turns them into cards. like rules of blackjack card. which has symbol on back that matches symbols on wrists of wv/pm/ar. war chest. licorice scotty dogs. cast iron horse hitcher.

clubs deuce is the short one. crook of felony. loves clocks. battledrobe. licorice gummy bears. bull penis cane. he was the courtyard droll from derse. stole the ring/crown. but then gets flying jump kicked by dream jade!!

diamonds droog. brawlsoleum. swedish fish. tall one. someone that looks like him, with diamonds symbol, but wearing cat ears in the dark kingdom... draconian dignitary

hearts boxcars. wrathtub. wax lips. he is the hegemonic brute

vs lord english and the felt. they love clocks

1-15, like pool/billiards

1 can speed time

2 can slow time

3 attacks from the future (follows your past trail)

4 time riddles

5 follows your future trail (knows where you’re going) attacks from the past

6 vaguely bewildered jumps timelines

7 can fix time loops. crowbar destroys any temporal artifact and negates its effect on the timeline

9 tailor, monitors fabric of spacetime

10 can go to a certain time in a timeline when injured

11 can go to a timeline through fire

12 egg timer multiple clones?

13 oven timer copies of self

14 flips a coin for 14 or 4

15 punches you into next week

These are the mugshots of everyone you are going to kill.

You got a head start. You already offed CROWBAR (7), MATCHSTICKS (11), and QUARTERS (14), depleting them of some of their muscle. You've still got to watch out for the others, and stay wary of their despicable time shenanigans.

ITCHY (1) has given you the slip repeatedly. DOZE (2) you've captured and interrogated just as repeatedly, to no avail. TRACE (3) has broken into your secret hideout more times than you can count, while FIN (5) always seems to be a step ahead of you and scoops your heists. CLOVER (4) has all the intel and is highly cooperative. You might need him to crack the vault. He'll be guarded. Best to avoid DIE (6) in any direct confrontations unless you want a temporal mess on your hands. But if you need any repairs, you could always get to STITCH (9) and "persuade" him. And you might need to if you can't kill SAWBUCK (10) with a clean shot. EGGS (12) and BISCUITS (13) are morons. But they are dangerous morons. CANS (15) is a tank and your crew'll probably need more ammunition than you packed to take him down.

No one knows what LORD ENGLISH looks like. But that'll be corrected tonight.

SNOWMAN (8).

when SS finally goes through the vault (scans his arm’s code), enters thing with the skaia gate logo, similar room that the wv went into, big screen with 12 cameras and sees karkat (again?)

interesting what looks like ruler of dark kingdom looks like 8 snowman. black queen.

carcinoGeneticist (CG) appears to have spearheaded the group's trolling campaign. While he was in the thick of his game session, the exile commanding him from a terminal in the apocalyptic future was Spades Slick. This is one difference between his game session and John's, who had WV as an exile commanding him. In CG's session, his version of Jack Noir became exiled along the way, and took on the name Spades Slick. Three other agents were exiled, and the four of them formed a gang called the Midnight Crew, and spent years building up a dark city in the future wasteland of the trolls' dead planet. Another difference in the trolls' session is that at some point along the way, the Black Queen was also exiled, later joined a rival gang called The Felt, assumed special powers that make her highly inadvisable to kill, and came to be known as Snowman. It was not until Slick confronted The Felt in their mansion that he discovered the station terminal to command CG, and not before Snowman blinded him in one eye, severed his arm, and locked him in a vault.

Purple stripe hat has an egg timer juju which makes him time travel whenever it rings. But he's too stupid to use time travel sensibly so he ends up making way too many copies of himself. Orange stripe hat has a magic oven which he can hide inside. And that's it. It serves no purpose other than that. Also he's just as dumb as Eggs.

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