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ameperyton · 8 days
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When I say editing software is getting dumber, this is what I mean.
In what world is "What dinnered?" more legible than "What happened to dinner?" I just... what?!
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ameperyton · 10 days
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I recently discovered perytons are a thing! Winged deer? Count me in!
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ameperyton · 14 days
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MY FAVORITE DAY
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ameperyton · 14 days
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ameperyton · 14 days
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ameperyton · 20 days
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she commit acts of intercourse on my erogeneous zones until i achieve sexual climax
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ameperyton · 21 days
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this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018
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ameperyton · 21 days
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They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with…hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this
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ameperyton · 21 days
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Definitely one of the Top Images of all time I gotta say
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ameperyton · 21 days
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The genocide of Palestinians did not start on Oct 2023.
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ameperyton · 21 days
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ameperyton · 21 days
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hey me and my inner child saw you from across the bar and I just wanted to let you know we hate your vibes. yeah she’s gonna kick your ass. yeah she’s in a bar and she’s 11. she kicked the bouncer’s ass too. My therapist told me to let her do this every Saturday
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ameperyton · 21 days
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"We need more unapologetically weird folks!" you guys can't even handle furries
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ameperyton · 21 days
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good. weve narrowed it down
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ameperyton · 21 days
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unlike most people I don't give into mindless consumerism [sees cute stuffed animal advertised online] Ooooh i'd like to have it with me every second of the day.
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ameperyton · 21 days
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OP made this post unrebloggable but me and my bf made this meme in a fit of obsession and it had to be shared
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